So how are they going to ruin it? What kind of political propaganda will they push?

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If there someone that’s is coming back it should be Danny Devito and James Wood

Tessa Thompson or some other MCU actress will be Meg. Chris Hemsworth will be Hercules.

Villain will be white male. Herc will be strong colored person duh

They are too old. But it would be funny if Henry Cavill plays Herc.

nice

One of the characters will be a GIRL

Hercules will be Black.

Meg duh

herc will be gay and chinese
meg will be a black men
villain will be white male
everybody else is female of different colours, except white

Honestly, Herc is the only film they can't fuck it up. It's already modern as fuck and Meg was one of the first strong female character who need no man.
Just follow the goofyness and the heart the original had and it's set.
But even then it'll prolly be a bland useless shot-for-shot remake with people.

Why was this game so shit

Because Tetsuya Nomura is a hack who hasn't done anything good since 2005.

Literally no Final fantasy characters...why ?

The japs know what's up

> Herc is the only film they can't fuck it up
my dude...

>Making Hercules a black coolguy instead of the boyscout superman prototype he is
>Getting James Corden or some other fat fuck to do Phil
>Turning Phil into a sassy black goatlady
>"We will follow the canon of greek mythology" and giving it an edge
>Meg's relationship with Herc is reworked so Meg is even more of a strong woman
there's always ways to fuck it up

pygmies hulc
aboriginal meg
danny devito/peter dinklage will be random gay couple

Meg is going to be black isn’t she? Like at least make her Asian on Latina it something but now she’ll be a nigger

They wouldn't have poor old Danny dressed up as a Satyr, but having him voice a fugly cgi character with realistic fur physics isn't out of the realm of possibility. I wonder if they'll keep the gospel though, that was my favorite part of the movie.

Going by what happens in the Toy Story world, it seemed like dude is still salty about what happened with FFvsXIII

Of course but whose fault is it for taking so damn time?

The gospel is unironically composed of black kweens, they're staying, hell they're prolly getting an original song since they'll be played by Beyonce and some other bitches or some shit

Why can't Greek characters remain... You know... Greek?

Not in this day and age

Meg was already somewhat progressive by being used goods so they're going to do a 180 and make her a modestly dressed lesbian scientist that builds Hercules the robotic suit that gives him strength but when he gets all the credit for her work she abandons him.
Then she returns in a new suit when Hades has almost destroyed him and saves earth and Olympus.

Ancient Greeks were black you shitlord

Nigger what

Why though? I mean, they're pretty compatible with current left wing identity politics. They weren't white, they were intellectuals, they were mostly gay, they lived in an ancient version of a fantasy world. It's a Californians dream come true.

I know. But not African or Latino lmao. Kno ur fax

Disney will probably make some stupid bullshit like make phill black and gay

Stop no curses placed plse

kek no they werent nignog

He was a Pervy old man in the original though. I imagine they'll turn him into a stoner type or something. Stoners are now what perverts were back then. Risque stereotypes that provide some level of "adult" humour

they don't need to ruin anything this piece of shit series already did

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What the fuck is this?

Once Upon a Time, the shit the Lost creators did after the series ended

Is he back, bros?

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>not noticing an obvious joke

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Hades will be bland and turned down, his flamboyant attitude and literally flaming hair will come off as gay and we can't have a gay bad guy.

ebin joke

woke

Thanks, I thought of it myself

i'm from the future, here it is

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they weren't, but they were darker skinned.

OH NO

Cross dressing like the original story.

Haha I like the monky

They damn well should. The Gospel Truth is kino as fuck.

>Meg was one of the first strong female character who need no man
Not entirely true.

Her backstory involves a relationship. They could switch that out with something else, maybe an abusive father or some crap.

Rape and child murder, like the original story

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philoctetes will be played by Melissa McCarthy

Insanity and spousal homicide, like the original story.

Is that the show were Lancelot and Poseidon are black?

>The Gospel Truth is kino as fuck.
YES
Everyone loves Zero to Hero but goddamn the movie starts out with a banger.
just look at it youtube.com/watch?v=RRq7lLawQB4

>perfectly sets tone
>AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
>10/10 visuals
>the way the chorus rises into Hercules' heroic theme and the title drops
absolute perfection, jesus christ

This, she will save Hercules and he will be relegated to sidekick.

yes

Yfw they replace hades with Eris goddess of chaos

I hope this is the case re: cast

not that bad honestly

Lol not enough Jews to be realistic

some were some were not
Its fair to argue Zeus could be black since he was from Crete and Minoans were dark skinned

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honey you mean HUNKules

Why are you incels offended over every little thing and obsessed with black people? Literally make these circlejerk threads to fantasize about new ways to get offended

Reminder that the leftists who control Disney now have been omitting Herculad from all home video and streaming releases for more than 15 years.

Was Hercules that last non-kid male from Disney animation that wasn't either a criminal, egomanic or anti-social douche?

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Platon was a nigger.

Him and Socrates were spitting sick bars together back in the BC

Tarzan

Meg is a strong woman already. I have no problem with that. 'ave secks.

It's in my Netflix library. What are you on about?

Doesn't Hercules also have a bad rep as the least profitable Disney flick of a certain era?

Meg is a tranny who was dropped by his boyfriend when he found out?

Zeus - Morgan Freeman
Hercules - Michael B Jordan

HercuLAD, you illiterate Mongoloid.

He was a minor character that embodied everything disgusting about leftists. Disney has gone through enormous effort to act like he never existed.

we wuz buttfuckerz

NIggers everywhere

Its safe because Disney execs HATE that movie and despise its creator. Plenty of documentation on how they sabotaged it to shut down the animation department.

You think we will finally have a good Superman movie?

does superman rip his wife and kids apart limb from limb?

If you count Injustice yes

you could argue he's anti-social but yeah, he's probably the last.

Why do Disney hate non-child male leads that don't have severe personality disorders?

I also remember something about how it was basically used as a springboard to start focusing on 3D movies instead of 2D.
A damn shame, it was a perfectly good movie.

He'd make a pretty good Hades

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James wood

Heracles was never white you idiots, he was a med

sneed

I always wonder how did Hercules became the standard name? For both Greek and Roman ?

>Herc snaps Hades neck
Kek

I hope it’s good

>Disney
>hiring James Woods

Will never work.

I can almost hear the backlash.
THE ONLY COLORED PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE ARE THE SINGERS. REEEEEE

I think Disney would rather pay Woods off than be associated with him.

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dark-skinned is not necessarily black fag

I doubt Disney will work with woods after showing his clear support of trump and all his policies.

To be fair, Aladdin was actually set in sandnigger territory.

Same thing happened with most of the Hellenic pantheon, hence why the Venus de Milo is called Venus. It's a recent trend to use the proper names, Hercules just kind of stuck, maybe because it's similar to Heracles and sounds better? The shitty Steve Reeves movies also call him Hercules, might be partly responsible.

Kek

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So is it pretty much accepted that even though Hercules shouldn't have worked on any level it somehow is in the top 3 Disney movies?

same

It's one of my favorites, but I rewatched it over and over as a child. I really like the art style and character designs, music is good too. Plot is alright. The sidekick characters aren't too bad or out of place, either. James Woods and Meg are the best parts desu.

Not as good as 2 but I had fun with it. Haven’t actually cared about the story since 2 so that helps.

Aren’t they contractly obligated to hire him? Well he was in KH3 so he’ll probably be in the movie

If he doesn't play teen Hercules, I'm not watching it.

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It'll be Momoa.

>asks his wise and strong father for advice on how to be a hero
>”Dude just be a good person lmao”
Yeah both of these movies already have this much in common so it could work.

BASED

Another redhead sacrifice.

majority of the cast will be niggers and kikes
>wait, that is all hollywood movies
better to just boycott all of it

Making characters aside from the Muses black is the most likely means of ruining it, but hopefully they'll just cast some Meds

Idris Elba

>Yea Forums calls Greeks niggers
>will get asshurt if they cast niggers in the live action Hercules

Never change

They mean current day Turk Greeks.

Typical Jews

>ruin
Hercules isn't even very good to begin with. They're more likely to improve it.

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If James Woods and Danny DeVito aren't in it, it will fail miserably.

>herc won't save the world
Screencap this post

>anime picture

as expected

It's Danny Devito, he'll look gorgeous no matter what.

enjoy your 1 and a half hours of outdated pop culture references

>Be outside a lot getting sunburned and tanned
>Some asshat calls you a nigger

Will it still look like Vegas?

They are probably going to start it off immediately with some sassy black women to set the tone.

They better not ruin this amazing scene

youtube.com/watch?v=zgnHF2CwrPs

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Meg will rule all of Greece and Hercules will bear her children, providing many female heirs.

Bad writing

They better not say "you go girls" in the first minute of it!!!

proof incels don’t inherently hate woke friendly storytelling if the storytelling is fun and done well

you can be your sweet ass they will be remaking that song and its scene.

NIggers

>Zeus gets caught in the giant Tornado Titan
>stop, my invincible son

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Meg won't get tied up and gagged. Which is unfortunate for my dick

the darkest looking "Greek" they can find to play hercules

palest looking greek to play meg

meg will have several strong female moments, and the movie will indirectly imply she didn't need hercules help to be saved

Kek

>most people don't even remember it
I liked it and I still like despise the autism rustle of the space travel, I wonder if disney ever will adapt atlantis

jasmine was too and you saw that happened

Life ain't easy

Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

it is already shit, don't even @ me faggots

It was made by B Team.

It just is

K I N O

Fuck you that movie was great

but that would be historically accurate. The animated one is the version that whitewashed Greeks as white.

how did hades do not know Hercules was alive?
how come Zeus was able to defeat all the titans by himself before but now he is jobbing even tho he has an army of god?
why did hades had to wait for the planets to alligned? in the end it didn't free the titans, he did

not even talking about the tone being a mess and the motivations being retarded

The cartoon series completely contradicts the movie

Alan Menken basing the musical score/soundtrack around gospel music was unironically the most kino thing about the original, other than James Woods of course.
So naturally Disney will find a way to fuck it up. Probably claim cultural appropriation and swap it out with a custom made score from Junkie XL or Skrillex.

Greek gods are not omniscient
The prophecy said so
The prophecy said so
Your last two points are subjective

Your problem is you do not understand greek mythology.

Hercules and A Goofy Movie (the first one) are two of the most underrated films from the much heralded “Golden Age” of Disney.

>Greek gods are not omniscient
when did say they were? they hang around each other in the movie, pretty fucking sure zeus would've dropped once or twice HIS FUCKING SON IS ALIVE and hades would've heard

>the prophecy said so
shit writting

also, the movie absolutely rapes greeks mythology, there's basically nothing of it in it, instead it is littered with pop culture references because Aladdin was a hit

take your rose tintited glasses and you will see it is the second worst disney of movie of that era, it is not the worst because pocahontas exists

>Hercules is the second worst movieof that era
That’s a really weird way of spelling of Tarzan

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Simple.
Hercules
Her
cules

It's gonna be a woman.

>A non-conforming, trans-penis-kin individual of ambiguous ethnicity
ftfy

Are you sure

so WHY did it look like vegas, Yea Forums?

Tarzan is good though

Positive. White people still aren’t angry enough after Aladdin and that BBC production with the nigger achilles, so the Jews are determined to really stick it to us this time.

Granted I haven’t seen it in a while, but I don’t remember it being particularly great - and certainly not better than Hercules.
I largely agree about the shittiness of Pocohontas though.

What doesn’t that have to do with anything?

Nvm. Misread who was responding to which post.
See for how I would have answered your original question.

Yeah.I love that movie.

Based

Hades doesn't get out much and muh prophecy is 99% of all greek myths.

Tbh I would like a movie ignore treasure planet but Disney will probably push a stupid agenda or something

They already did "black" Hercules, I doubt Disney would copy another studio's direction with the new one

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Is the rocks black?

They'll make her an "Egyptian" (black) princess.

Have sex.

Hercules is going to be a dumb jock the entire movie, Meg is going to be even more of a stronk independent woman and somehow end up killing Hades, where the torch will be metaphorically passed from a lazy, emasculated Herc to a prideful, newfound Meg and she ends up being promoted to demi-god (figuratively or otherwise) herself.

That's basically the Hollywood MO these days.

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What happened in Aladdin

Why are you fantasizing about stuff to get angry about

He "ignores" his black side due to his mother being Samoan, but is biological father is black. So just about as close to black as you can get

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He doesn’t always ignore his black side

Because Yea Forums is contrarian and likes to be angry/against something at all times, as well as belittling said opposition so they feel like they're superior in some way. It's why you constantly see threads with twitter screenshots of literal who's and clickback article titles threads ALL the time.

Niggers

It'll unironically be The rock

His father is Soul Man Rocky Johnson