What was her fucking problem?

what was her fucking problem?

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Autism

Imagine the things Harry could have persuaded her to do.

It could have been the beginning of Harry's dark descent. He could have done so much more.

fuck just want to see her in BLACKED desu

she was a secret targaryen

Everyone was a fucking problem in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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you'd go insane too if you had bong genetics
you're on a doomsday clock

Sexual frustration. Do you know how femcels come up with a billion 'esoteric' hobbies to make up for their lack of sexual life? That was it. You bet if Harry had given her a good dicking in book 5 like she wanted she'd be off that retarded stuff in a second.

wh*te genes

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Post her ass.

Underrated

Still would

oof

She was my crush when I was a kid.

This is single handedly the worst piece of shit I have ever read on this site . What's even worse is your image of books. Great Gatsby in high tier when it's complete shit. Ugh Ulysses in the mid tier. Nigger please go fuck yourself and drown in your own cum if you ever think of posting again.

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Based

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She was all of our’s, breh

PTSD

idk man she has that foxy milf look here

this She looks like she'll fucking destroy her nephew's peepee

would still smash

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So did everyone only like this character because they wanted to fuck a slightly retarded, pretty girl?

"mother i'd like to fuck" implies foxy
am i the only person on Yea Forums that knows what words and terms mean?

Feet

She actually has good chemistry with Harry. She was the perfect girl for him, we all felt that back then.

she looks like reviewbrah with long blonde hair in that pic

okay but the "-ilf" I'd like to fuck can imply a mature woman who possesses any form of charisma sufficient enough to make you want to fuck them
foxy refers more to physical charisma
I don't know I feel like there's a difference between the foxy milf who makes double entendres and touches your arms and some milf that just looks good in a bikini at 45

She wanted a friend and maybe more...wink.

Harry is an idiot.

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shut the fuck up, i'm sending you a keylogger

Bongs need some youth genes from Asians to stop them from looking like trolls by the age of 20+.

they were setting it up from the start with the shit about family cycles, which is why harry and luna got married in rowling’s first draft
>be lily
>weird autismo likes me
>reject him for chad griffincock
>be harry
>weird autismo likes me
>break the cycle my mom started and marry her

newfag

She's Irish, but it's nice to see the Bongs are living rent free in your head.

>She's Irish
oh wow, how totally different from bongs

yeah she isn't a bong then, she's Irish. lurk moar and stop coping so hard, newfag.

Me too
I wish she was in more stuff than just Harry Potter movies

she was so cute, now the anglo came out.

>oof
How to spot a 2016 election tourist.

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>bell jar
>hamlet
>low tier
>to kill a mockingbird
>shit tier
Fuck off

Swan Song is underrated kino

You """people""" are revolting
Based

From the UK.

She used to be so hot. Right after hp there used to be a video of a luna lovegood lookalike stripping. Its probably still up.

B*ng genes you mean.

Kinda a shitty production but looks like her
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>wanting to see a female get fucked is revolting
Lmao

Gross. Don't link porn to normal discussion no one even brought it up.

Being gay isn't OK, son of single mommy.

I brought it up

Shes not a bong though retard

>ywn have your virginity taken by Luna Lovegood while a student at Hogwarts
why live?

My virginity was taken by a stripper

you can't perform an action good. you can do it well or poorly or even badly but not bad.

>the irish aren't UK
You're splitting hairs. If you're from that area, you're a subhuman bong. Buy a real computer, phonetard.

>gay
>tries correcting others while writing like a black kid

go back to your own board newfag

>Bongs think the rest of the world gives enough of a fuck to separate them from their identical twin countries

You're literally all bongs fag

She looks like the pedo witch of Hocus Pocus

Anorexia

I maintain that Harry, if he should have married any Hogwarts girl, should have gone for Luna, where they could have had a merry little autistic future tending to rare and dangerous creatures in some house carved out of a grand tree in the middle of a magical forest.

Maybe if Harry was more of a damaged soul, maybe if his aunt beat and berated him just a bit more... if only. Gods. If only she just fucking insulted his dead parents that little bit more.

Then maybe Harry wouldn't have pined for that boring ginger slag. At least Luna had some scenes alone at night with him. Some character building, some embers of a relationship. Something beyond "the monster in one's chest".

But then again, he was the boy-who-lived, and he was the saviour of Britain. He could have been drowning in prime witch pussy if he wanted to.

Nothing, she was perfect

Still in the british isles

Seriously though, why do British women hit a wall when they turn 18?

It's mainly the slag culture of alcohol, drugs and partying. They begin early there.

this guy gets it , I told my wife and her daughter this

Extremely generous use of makeup, especially fake tanning makeup, sun exposure in the rare few sunny days, alcohol, drugs, spending every single Friday and Saturday night drunk and coked off their heads with scant hours of sleep, teenage pregnancy/childbirth, eating disorders, overeating, awful fatty/salty diets

It is also worth mentioning that the trolls who come out to drink at night from beneath their bridges are the ones who just happen to overindulge most in front of the cameras.

Anyone would've been better than fucking Ginny.

Go back where you came from.

Lmao jump off a cliff.

>what was her fucking problem?
That was her problem. She had a fucking problem. As in she needed to fuck someone but had no one so she was horny and thirsty for Harry's cock

Was Voldemort an incel?

She remind me of Eto from TG

>replying to obvious b8

hook, line, and seeker. Yea Forums is too easy these days.

subtle bait 3/5

Yeah.

6'5, ridiculously handsome, great hair, charming and articulate, awesomely talented at magic beyond his peers and even most of the professors, and heir to an ancient and ostensibly royal family line.

Yet, with all these wonderful traits at his disposal, Tom Riddle just never understood how to get laid, and so spent a great deal of his 20's and early 30's, after absconding from Borgin and Burkes and Wizarding society in general, shitposting on Yea Forums and discussing actresses feet, whilst bemoaning his inability to get puss.

When he finally had sex, with Bellatrix Lestrange, he was so dumbfounded that he ended up mentally paralysed in a sort of post-sex haze. This is how he, a man who had spent 60 years learning every sort of esoteric, nefarious, and highly lethal spell in the world, lost to a fucking 17 year old slacker who's only real talent was that he was good at quidditch.

>the irish are UK
Come out ye black and tans

spbp

Volcel

American "education", folks.

except the irish are based

>claims to dislike bongs
>eats up bong propaganda like a good anglo lapdog
The state of angloes