Kinslayer and advisor to former genocidal tyrant becomes a Hand

>kinslayer and advisor to former genocidal tyrant becomes a Hand
>selfish sellsword becomes a Master of Coin
>random disciple becomes a maester (instead of restoring his decimated house)
>woman who was knighted 5 minutes ago and is sworn to Sansa Stark now commands Kingsguard
>smuggler who doesn't know dick about anything apart from smuggling now commands military
Yup, this kingdom is fucked

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The only good appointment is Brienne. Unironically a paragon of chivalry.

This, 2bh. Literally the only appointment that feels logical and earned

A paragon of chivalry sworn to a foreign liege.

Davos is master of ships. He knows ships well enough.

>>smuggler who doesn't know dick about anything apart from smuggling now commands military
No, he was the Master of Ships. They specifically say they still need a Master of War and a Master of Whispers. Davos was the only one deserving to be in that room.

Why is the goddamn would Bronn want to be the accountant for the crown?

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Davos has the exactly right temperament and experience to be master of ships. It would be better than appointing some pompous Lord that just wants to have a respected title

by abandoning sansa she broke her solemn oaths

To be fair it’s probably a great position to have if your looking to line your pockets with low-level corruption

"I, Sansa Stark, Queen in the North, do by release you from your service to me, honorable Ser Brienne of Tarth, so that you may take up the noble cause of protecting my brother in the long and storied of the Kingsguard. I do this under the Old Gods and New."

Wow, that was hard.

"user kind of forgot you can be relieved of oaths"

Savos would make a great master of education, he would greatly improve the literacy rate among flea bottom peasants and function as a valuable rolemodel for poor kids. A master of grammer for that matter who fills the function of a secretary of education would be unironically great. He could introduce public schools who would also come in handy during war, considering educated soldiers are an advantage. The ordinary maesters are just for science and higher learning.

>Podrick's job for the rest of his life is to wipe Bran's ass

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There no enemies

and bran can just warg drogo if a house tries to go to war

>warg drogo
No he can't. He can do so in some animals, but has no Targaryen blood and has not exhibited the ability to do so in a higher animal that is almost a fire spirit that a dragon is.

Also with broken spine would not be much of a mystic.

He can. He can do more than we can imagine.

Reason he didnt do it before is because a lot of his future-selfs travels back in time to his young and tell him what will happen and that he will be king. His future selfs are his only real friends, why do you think he warg so much?

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>The ordinary maesters
Maesters are litereally cult holding Westeros back with its monopol on knowledge. And why the fuck septons and maesters are separeted. Shit is cringe

>saved the city, isn’t afraid to challenge those of higher authority
>BDE Medieval Paulie Walnuts debt collector, will be a good earner
>a maester that killed a white walker/wights, saw dragons. His recordings will have legitimacy given his role as maester to the king
>Lord commander of the kings-guard as honorable as barristan
>Davos, former smuggler and later fleet commander for Stannis Baratheon, the rightful king

Shame we don’t have
>Berric Dondarrion,The Chosen Undead and Master of War
>Arya Stark, master of whispers

Tri-Podrick will be Master of Whores and Sultan of Slits before the year is out.

>Medieval Paulie Walnuts debt collector
Motherfucker. Now I kinda want to see a GOT remake of Pine Barrens with Bronn and Podrick.

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