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Why aren't men growing a pair and dating Charlize Theron?
Justin Williams
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Cooper Lopez
Wyatt Ramirez
Who can say
Blake Gonzalez
oof
James Ortiz
Isn't one of her kids a boy who said he was a girl and now, being the progressive person she is, she dresses him as 'her' and will probably start gender realignment based on a single conversation?
Colton Clark
>grow a pair
Why must men be the ones who initiate?
If we do then we get blamed for rape but if we don't we are told to grow a pair, what the fuck.
Ethan Bailey
> I can't believe I'm a single mother at 40+. Must be his fault.
Ffffuuuuuck you, you entitled cunt flap.
Dylan Moore
Both of her adopted kids a trannies now. A total coincidence I'm sure.
Hunter Campbell
She's insane.
Liam Miller
She wants another actor or someone close to her status, which if they are at that level, why the fuck would they date a hag like her when that they can land a young model? she should kill herself.
Jonathan Baker
lmao those are a -5 modifier each
Angel Flores
STEP. THE FUCK. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Lincoln Smith
What the fuck? Why should any man date this roasted piece of shit?
Cooper Fisher
>now my littlest one is taking care of herself
Is she raising them as traditional niglets wherein once they hit 5 they now have to fend for themselves?
Tyler Gray
even "beautiful" millionaire roasties fall into the exact same trap, looking for a man to save them from a lifetime of bad decisions and impulsive actions.
many such cases!
Isaac Rogers
>grow a beard
Ian Miller
Yeah, they have to walk 10 miles to the well every day and swat flies off their bloated baby sister's blind eyes.
Alexander Cox
imagine if a man was single and blamed all the women who aren't dating him.
oh yeah, that's basically every loser incel on Yea Forums.
where's our sympathy?
Aaron Cox
Your average 40 or 50 something man isn't going to want a woman in her 40's that has a handful of niglets.
I can't even imagine how hard a wealthy, successful man in his 40's or 50's in the film industry would laugh at such a proposition.
Noah Torres
>beard
I really want the meme beard era to end already.
Jack Davis
>it's such a coincidence I adopt two african boys and they both just happen to find out they're trans while living with me!
Wyatt Lee
she'll land a younger man who just wants to claim her as a conquest. they might get married. it'll last a few years max
Kayden Morales
Were still talking about this one huh. Must be slow here now that GOT is over
Samuel Bell
they're both (((trans)))? why the fuck doesn't child protective services intervene in this fucking shit?
Ian Cooper
Lmao. i would even dater her and I am a nerd.
Single mother(lol with black kids) not even once
Xavier Mitchell
Jesus, why does she think anyone would.
Robert Martinez
t.beardlet
Brandon Price
I mean they're not hers, so I guess that's technically better than blacked?
Nathaniel Garcia
Fuck you, I'm lazy, not gonna fucking full shave my face every two days, a trin twice a month with some scissors and neck every week is enough.
Not even with my dog's dick.
Chase Hernandez
Take this image but multiply the kid by two, change the kids to black and trans and throw in the ego and insecurity of a Hollywood actress
Anyone that goes near her is braindead.
Nathan Cox
/thread
Aaron Gonzalez
Um excuse me femcel, but men don't owe you sex.
Tyler Miller
>Theron and Seth Rogen, who were promoting their current feature film Long Shot on the interactive talk show, participated in a game in which host Cohen quizzed their respective mothers—Gerda Maritz and Sandy Rogen, who also appeared on the episode—about the extent of their knowledge about their children.
>When asked what drugs Theron would admit to using, Maritz replied, "All of them!" Theron then noted that her mother was "pretty close" before clarifying that she had used "molly" (ecstasy), as well as "acid, mushrooms and cocaine."
mother material
John Cooper
wasn't she dating that guy from modern family
Colton Phillips
>oh no gaylord nerds grow beards because it's cool and that means everyone should stop doing so
Brody Taylor
sounds like Sean Penn dumped her ass the minute she brought the niglet home
based Spicoli
Parker Thompson
No one wants to wake up next to this.
No one.
Michael Turner
underrated post
David Jackson
Grayson Jackson
>Charlize Theron has candidly opened up about finally feeling 'at peace' with herself after 'getting stuff out of her system' in her 20s
>and discovering therapy in her 30s.
Haha
Austin Bell
BLACKED women aren't single mothers of niglets by choice. Charlize is.
Now factor in that she's dressed both boys in frilly pink dresses and declared they're trannies.
Any female celebrity will almost certainly be a megalomaniacal womanchild, mentally ill and unreliable, but these are some fucking red flags even by those standards.
Leo Jackson
>dating a 40-something year old woman (with kids!)
Yeah, no.
Adrian Lopez
Go back
Juan Brown
>grow a pair
shockingly outdated and harmful phrase
Benjamin Martin
disgusting racetraitor who spits on her own people and their history
Easton Hughes
she is in a trans-kids club with naomi watts and some other hags
Ryan Allen
She needs to grow some tits and un-grow her labia flaps.
Nolan Foster
>can't grow a beard
God DAMMIT!!!
Asher Sanchez
lol
Easton Young
Yeah, how are men born female supposed to feel when they hear this remark?
William Lewis
>drugs are bad
ok nixon
Henry Davis
CPS doesn't take black kids no matter how severe the abuse. I'm not even memeing. They are a group of ultra-leftist, mostly diversity hires, and their main priority is breaking up conservative, white families.
Grayson King
Glad to see slavery is alive and well. This image is so strange. Do liberals really think they aren't racist?
Landon Barnes
One day we will look at 2019 in horror in regards to what we did to children's identities.
Gabriel Foster
The most compelling villains always think they're doing the right thing.
Colton Sanchez
It’s really telling of how fucked up dating is for contemporary society if a Hollywood starlet can’t nail a husband down.
25 years ago, any hetero dude would’ve gladly married Charlize. But now? Why would any self-respecting guy whose obviously rich and has a distinguished career whether in business, law, tech, medicine, entertainment, etc. want a prune with adopted kids when there’s countless plums that can give him biological children without autism from rotten eggs?
Austin Harris
Let's be honest, you incels would date ANYONE.
You have no standards, you'd date this women instantly.
Angel Taylor
you're retarded
Asher Johnson
It’s just the beginning. It’ll get worse and worse until societal collapse.
Nicholas Diaz
Anyone else realize she is promoting a movie called "Long Shot" about a guy way out of her league dating her?
This is marketing, she would never date any of us.
Andrew Roberts
>adoption is slavery
Christian Collins
I would date her just to leech off of her for a while.
Jayden Ortiz
>naomi watts
Fucking hell.
Michael Turner
fuck, really?
I'll just have to IMAGINE her smoking hot 43yo drug-addled body and cope with the fact that I'll never be a (non-toxic) father figure to Tyrona and Kwain
Alexander Wright
It's a white woman who has payed money to take guardianship of, and make every decision for, 2 black children. She has so much control over their lives that she can dress them up as girls and they won't protest.
Ian Murphy
she literally turned one of her adopted sons into a tranny, thats slavery. slavery to hormone blockers, hormones, plastic surgeries, painkillers and anti depression medicine.
Aiden Jackson
Of course not. She wants a rich alpha male. Someone whose over 6’3, has a foot long, 6 pick abs, and will tolerate her idiocy and do whatever she tells him to do.
Tyler Jackson
>2015 breaking up with sean penn
>concentrates on adopted kids which are now 7 and 3
>is an actress
I call fake news. When did she had time for meeting other people than work or kids related. The ones she met through kids are mostly married and the acting ones mostly too or dont want to date someone with the same job.
Didnt she made such news with atomic blonde too?
This is just a movie advertisment.
>Hey, i like you, wanna go to a cafe next week?
>Oh, sorry next week i am in europe because of my new film. But the next week we could... Oh, my kids have a school project, but maybe the week after that. Lets stay in touch and i will call you when i am back.
I wonder why its hard for her to get a boyfriend. I always hate friends who dont have time but complain you dont do anything with them anymore!
Jason Moore
>rich alpha male
>do whatever she tells him to do.
You realize this makes no sense, right?
Elijah Ortiz
Some math fags needs to look at the amount of the population that becomes trans vs. actors and the possibility of actors having so many trans kinds.
Nathan Ortiz
yeah thats why shes single lmao
Tyler Thomas
You mean /pol/ and /r9k/!
Liam Collins
>Random celebrity who is probably a pain in the arse to live with is single, and that's a bad thing.
Oh noes, we must help her
Nathan Thomas
And? These kids are orphans.
Adam Williams
he cute
Luke Wood
Gotta wonder what part her husband played in that.
James Gutierrez
Because when men initiate its easier for women to choose from and deny them. Its the old day swiping of tinder.
And when they initiate they may get denied, so its easier to wait for mr.right in their mind.
Angel Bennett
Absolutely Lynchian
Isaac Johnson
Why would a white person adopt black kids other than to virtue signal? It's like a minstrel show, it's racist.
Levi Hughes
these two black dudes are going to grow up and be the BIGGEST fucking gangsters around to try and shake off pictures like this, either that or very gay.
>20 years from now
>Jackson Obama Tutu Theron is hanging out with his homies
>this picture comes up on Black Twitter
>look at this fukin nigga in his dress, you like dildos, Tut?
>Jackson grabs his glock
>nice white guy in the street he sees dies
>HE WAS ASSAULTING ME
Eli Martinez
Wrong
Liam Cruz
More like if you need drugs to feel good, you are mentally ill or have big issues.
The only drug that is acceptable is alcohol, because its a drink, you need to drink. But every else are chemical manufactured or consumed in a not natural way.
Ryder Richardson
we don't blame women for not dating us, we blame women for thinking they have it harder than us in the dating world. At least that's what I blame them for.
Jonathan Peterson
Isaac Peterson
alcohol does not exist in nature
Liam Stewart
>it's such a coincidence I adopt two african boys and they both just happen to find out they're trans while living with me!
Does anyone have the list of all the Hollywood moms who have trans kids?
Carson Gray
Got the clip where Schreier solicits a "kiss" from his kid and reprimands him (the kid) for not putting enough effort into it and only letting him go after he gets a literal french-kiss?
Camden Rogers
Sounds like they try to sissify their kids to land better acting roles. I mean sounds like some prostitution ring.
Christian Ramirez
It really is. More than that it's an extraordinarily evil form of slavery. She basically bought two niglets to psychologically torture and, possibly, eventually, surgically mutilate. They're niglets so their one purpose in life is to one day become niggers to hunt pussy and because of her they're probably not going to be able to get it ever.
Nicholas Wilson
it does.
Jackson Phillips
No one wants to date Charlize Theron because she reminds us all of Cercei Lannister. Cold, manipulative and calculating.
Caleb Thomas
Incorrect
Gabriel Watson
breathing is natural = coke is natural
your shits retarded
Cooper Roberts
Based Theron wanting to date ZZ Top
She has good taste
Noah Adams
She was GORGEOUS when she was young. But instead of landing a mate, she decided to start doing interracial propaganda movies, ignoring the plight of the Boers, and adopting black kids who she's forcing to be transvestites. All while deteriorating physically.
Hudson Reed
Those nig kids are gonna murder her for fucking them up
Kevin Richardson
>But every else are chemical manufactured or consumed in a not natural way.
kek
Tyler Campbell
Oh no no no
James Moore
Hudson Walker
>They're niglets so their one purpose in life is to one day become niggers to hunt pussy and because of her they're probably not going to be able to get it ever
based hood psychologist user
John Cox
This is that conservative meme about leftists brainwashing their kids for fetish purposes, but in actuality.
Julian Ross
I would date her if she had bigger tits
Parker Martin
>ANYONE
First thing on your mind is the possibility of dating you. Yeah no, sorry ugly girl. Go learn STEM and have a real job. Ugly girls don't get prince charming, or even his sidekick.
David Cruz
>even hollyjew starlets have to pay the toll
This makes me smile
William Thomas
Juan Lopez
marry me charlize theron
Oliver Evans
where can i get it
Jackson Foster
ew
Xavier Gonzalez
Ricin is natural go eat some druggie
John Rodriguez
I'm an ugly retard not expecting a lot out of life so I would date her. Also by all accounts, she despises the niglets and puts them with babysitters when she isn't in public so you don't have to bother with them.
And if you really hate them so much, throw them in the pool to drown and call their deaths accidental.
Hunter Collins
I bet lots of guys still want to fuck her body but she really gives off Gone Girl vibes to me like she'd slit my throat after sex. She seems really unstable when she isn't on Camera. Reminding me more and more of Angie Jolie every day.
Juan Clark
TIL Charlize Theron is a whiny incel.
Benjamin Ramirez
that thing doesn't even look like her, what's even the point of giving birth to a being that doesn't resemble you in the slightest? are nigga genes too stronk?
Aiden Clark
only male virgins from ages 11 to 40 can be whiny incels. She's a strong woman that is opening our eyes to the current weakness of men.
Andrew Green
I think having "a pair" grants you the judgement necessary to avoid getting within 150 feet of this bitch and her niglets.
Samuel Bennett
I shaved my beard and am doing a mustache now. Beards peaked in 2016 and now every fag on the street has one. Mustaches are coming back and I'm going to be ahead of the curve. Also it's summer now and fuck that extra heat.
Christian Powell
>gaping mouth
>vacant stare
Why is it always like this with black children?
Dylan Morales
They lack the brain development of the prefrontal cortex
Jaxson Roberts
does she have a brother?
Henry Brown
>Why must men be the ones who initiate?
they dont have to be, but then you're holding your breath for a woman to not be shy - when she's not shy does she do this often?
but never try never succeed
Easton Lewis
It's a societal problem
Dylan Parker
even a rich single mother is trash
also turned a good boy into a transcripple
John Collins
You should see the guy that fucked her to make that baby. You think the baby is dark? That nig is dipped in oil dark, nearly purple.
>tfw black and want to have some nice, attractive halfie kids
good thing I'm not super dark. desu I need to find an Asian woman, get some tiger woods kids.
Justin Roberts
It's so black it looks full nigger so just imagine how niggery the nigger must have been.
Oliver Long
>Men have to do all the work in starting a relationship with me
>I just have to sit on my ass and be presented with a list to choose from
Yeah, nah.
Ryan Jenkins
Halfie kids look like abominations
Imagine being so self hating you can’t find a nice black woman to have kids with
Lincoln Scott
That she is an Ayntologist isn't helping matters.
Robert Richardson
Niggers are apes & have no place in human society
Luke Hernandez
Have you see how thirsty guys can be? So long as she’s moderately attractive, men would line up to date a woman like that. Online dating has really skewed women’s perception of themselves.
Benjamin Miller
i googled him, very niggery. he's a rapper to boot
>Morgan Fremont (Doums)
Ayden Moore
mustaches have always been much more incelly than beards.
Noah Carter
wrong
Imagine being so self hating you can't find a nice white woman to have kids with
Levi Fisher
>just imagine
His name is Doum, he's a popular French musician
Ethan Reed
Blake Brooks
t. incel
sure, I'll take your advice
Jaxson Long
fuck off back to /pol/ kiddo.
Jose Nguyen
I just can´t stand people who make public demands.
Meanwhile Sean Penn seems to enjoy life
Matthew Fisher
>Why must men be the ones who initiate?
that's how it's been for millions of years, sperg. deal with it or die out. your choice.
Robert Reed
>I'm not the incel YOU'RE the incel
lol.
Dominic Johnson
holy shit dude
Hudson Torres
I once read that black children need several years before they recognize their own mirror reflection
Joseph Baker
sean penn looks incredible for a 60 year old man. most 60 year old men look like old, dried, wrinkled turds.
Christian Myers
I would be ok with marriage followed by divorce to get 50% of her property
Liam Cooper
Men found out she's a fucking loon.
Nicholas Hall
on where, a stormfront forum thread?
congrats on your new daughter (male)
Hunter Sullivan
>I once read that black children need several years before they recognize their own mirror reflection
I read that deleting System32 will speed up your downloads.
David Robinson
>Rogen, cohen, maritz
This interview is more Jewish than a bar mitzvah
Evan Howard
>tfw I'm probably going to end up with a twice divorced, three child having woman who ignored me throughout our teens and 20s until she 'discovered' herself as my last resort for happiness when I'm 40
Lucas Peterson
ok
John James
Don't know what the issue is. He looks like your average Greek, sorry French, dude.
Jaxon Flores
don't do it. work on yourself and wait for a qt to come along that's worth it or just say fuck it and blow it on yourself and prostitutes. Whatever you do, DON'T EVER get with a woman with kids. Hell don't even get with a divorcee, that's vile.
Benjamin Garcia
Jesus Christ, Mom. Get off the internet.
Jordan Perez
you can read the abstract on the second page
Brody Wilson
This is actually true. Kenyan children take slightly longer to pass the mirror test. They become nervous when put in front of the mirror.
It is usually explained as Kenyan society values collectivism over individualism. So they simply cannot understand themselves in that context.
Ryan Reyes
Based ESL poster
Levi Ward
>a majority of the Canadian and American children demonstrate spontaneous self-oriented behaviors toward the mark. However, markedly fewer children from the non-Western rural sites demonstrate such behaviors. These results suggest that there are profound cross-cultural differences in the meaning of the MSR test, questioning the validity of the mark test as a universal index of self-concept in children’s development.
So not "black" babies but non-western babies from countries including Fiji, Saint Lucia, Grenada, and Peru. You can't read.
Jacob Stewart
Ass hover hand?!
John Russell
Carter Green
i gave you the source of the thing user half remembered reading somewhere. you thought it was completely made up and now you're mad that you were proven wrong. be mad at yourself not at me
Austin Sanchez
I have a beard and also two testicles.
But I'm not dating some busted single mom.
Dylan Cox
thanks user
Joshua Ortiz
nope. whites just have higher rates of abuse within their families and require intervention to protect the kids (whites don't care about kids / each other, so the government has to).
Colton Jackson
>It is usually explained as Kenyan society values collectivism over individualism. So they simply cannot understand themselves in that context.
Because babies recognize social values LOL! Anything to not make the nigs look dumb.
Carter Carter
I'm not the guy who questioned if it was a thing. But you remembered incorrectly anyway.
Ryan Mitchell
Not him but he's (mostly) right. In mandated reporter training there's tons of stupid shit like pic related saying to "look the other way" when it comes to black people abusing their children.
Evan Scott
and i said i'm not the user who made the original post. weren't you just accusing me of not being able to read?
Aiden Reyes
>but in actuality
conservatives brainwash their kids to fit their biases at the expense of the child
Julian Peterson
Provably false. You don't care though anyway.
Leo Richardson
I don't see how she hasn't found someone yet.
Ethan Phillips
Because she's too old.
Carter Wright
oops, my bad.
Jayden Cox
SP is so fucking cool
Aiden White
Sean Penn broke off his engagement to go do blow with El Chapo. Amazing!
Gavin Flores
>couldn't read or comprehend article
>passes it off as misremembering
You're blacker than Charlize's Argentinian children.
Leo Hall
If Theron cuts shaves her head,smears grease across her eye line..don some tight worn out jeans and cut off her off her arm..then I would be on her like a rash. Pic related
Ryder Thompson
this isn't the way to save face user
Bentley Cruz
Tainted seed poisons the well
Caleb Sanchez
>whites just have higher rates of abuse within their families
I'm sure you have a source for this? White parents get their children taken from them if they refuse to pay for sex change operations. Meanwhile, black single mothers keep their kids after smoking crack with their toddlers on Facebook.
Juan Jones
that's not "black children" though, it's kenyan children specifically, and black american children had no such delay.
Nicholas Moore
that's okay dawg, we all make mistakes occassionally, what's important is that we don't descend into unpleasantness. :)
Easton Cox
i take it you've never met a white then, or seen them interact with their families?
whites do not care for their families or each other. this is a fact.
Jackson Young
She's in quite the predicament, the zoo won't take them nor will the circus with both sides claiming it's the others responsibility
Adrian King
Oh so spics can't recognize their reflections either.
Easton Ward
true. this () isn't me btw
Juan Cox
They're more like decorative house pets than slaves
Luis Mitchell
>whites do not care for their families or each other. this is a fact.
No, it's an opinion, and an ill-informed one.
Daniel Ross
Schizo detected.
In reality whites are some of the least likely to abuse children.
Some particular diverse peoples such as muslims are abusive as a matter of course.
Joseph Richardson
I see you have never been to the ghetto
Logan Turner
Go dilate
Thomas Collins
it's true that it's not all blacks, just kenyan children but were there even american blacks included in the study? i can't recall that and i can't find it in the documment
Nathan Morgan
I for one can't think of a single reason men aren't flocking to a 50 year old toasted roastie to take care of two children who aren't his own
Ryder Cooper
She's like 5'10 and hitting the wall in manlet Hollywood
Austin Smith
>Please adopt my nigger trannies
Nope
Nicholas Powell
Jonathan Jones
>Conservatives brainwash their kids to be productive members of society with careers and families
Fuck man, what devils. Won't someone please load their kids up on hormones? Maybe give them some facial piercings and some blue hair dye?
John Cruz
this is why i only do opium and magic mushrooms
Christopher Turner
>Charlize Theron is SHOCKINGLY undatable, say men
Brayden Richardson
The irony in this post is incredible
Jonathan Williams
>Hollywood is really full of pedos and degenerates who give people advices.
Julian Baker
how much did your poor drunk white parents beat you today? why don't they get a job instead of beating you? its a good thing white suicides are skyrocketing too - good chance your parents will kill themselves before they accidentally kill you.
Leo Hall
Eli Perez
>conservatives
>productive
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
conservatives are parasites that leech off of liberal productivity
Cooper Watson
Caught this film a week ago.
It was not good.
Eli Jenkins
He is right thou. You buy yourself several niggers and torture the shit out of them, as long as they don't die by your hands they will stay with you.
Angel Campbell
You are a fucking pleb.
Levi Perry
"who's beauty rivals Grace Kelly"
Maybe before she wrecked her face with botox
Chase Roberts
Step up whitey she's talking about you
William White
Eat fermented fruits and berries. Birds like to eat them and get drunk.
npr.org
Ethan Howard
I am sensing a whole lot of projection, Tyrone.
Luis Turner
It was a film predicated on the audience caring about the characters. I didn't. And if you did care about those characters, you are simple.
Ian Johnson
SEETHING tranny who will NEVER pass lolol
Thomas Parker
You're either a zoomer or a literal boomer if you hadn't seen Fury Road until now, so it's not surprising you have shit taste
Kayden Thompson
he looks exactly as the boomer meme
time to go to the gym