Why aren't men growing a pair and dating Charlize Theron?

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Who can say

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oof

Isn't one of her kids a boy who said he was a girl and now, being the progressive person she is, she dresses him as 'her' and will probably start gender realignment based on a single conversation?

>grow a pair
Why must men be the ones who initiate?

If we do then we get blamed for rape but if we don't we are told to grow a pair, what the fuck.

> I can't believe I'm a single mother at 40+. Must be his fault.
Ffffuuuuuck you, you entitled cunt flap.

Both of her adopted kids a trannies now. A total coincidence I'm sure.

She's insane.

She wants another actor or someone close to her status, which if they are at that level, why the fuck would they date a hag like her when that they can land a young model? she should kill herself.

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lmao those are a -5 modifier each

STEP. THE FUCK. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

What the fuck? Why should any man date this roasted piece of shit?

>now my littlest one is taking care of herself

Is she raising them as traditional niglets wherein once they hit 5 they now have to fend for themselves?

even "beautiful" millionaire roasties fall into the exact same trap, looking for a man to save them from a lifetime of bad decisions and impulsive actions.
many such cases!

>grow a beard

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Yeah, they have to walk 10 miles to the well every day and swat flies off their bloated baby sister's blind eyes.

imagine if a man was single and blamed all the women who aren't dating him.
oh yeah, that's basically every loser incel on Yea Forums.
where's our sympathy?

Your average 40 or 50 something man isn't going to want a woman in her 40's that has a handful of niglets.

I can't even imagine how hard a wealthy, successful man in his 40's or 50's in the film industry would laugh at such a proposition.

>beard
I really want the meme beard era to end already.

>it's such a coincidence I adopt two african boys and they both just happen to find out they're trans while living with me!

she'll land a younger man who just wants to claim her as a conquest. they might get married. it'll last a few years max

Were still talking about this one huh. Must be slow here now that GOT is over

they're both (((trans)))? why the fuck doesn't child protective services intervene in this fucking shit?

Lmao. i would even dater her and I am a nerd.

Single mother(lol with black kids) not even once

Jesus, why does she think anyone would.

t.beardlet

I mean they're not hers, so I guess that's technically better than blacked?

Fuck you, I'm lazy, not gonna fucking full shave my face every two days, a trin twice a month with some scissors and neck every week is enough.

Not even with my dog's dick.

Take this image but multiply the kid by two, change the kids to black and trans and throw in the ego and insecurity of a Hollywood actress

Anyone that goes near her is braindead.

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Um excuse me femcel, but men don't owe you sex.

>Theron and Seth Rogen, who were promoting their current feature film Long Shot on the interactive talk show, participated in a game in which host Cohen quizzed their respective mothers—Gerda Maritz and Sandy Rogen, who also appeared on the episode—about the extent of their knowledge about their children.
>When asked what drugs Theron would admit to using, Maritz replied, "All of them!" Theron then noted that her mother was "pretty close" before clarifying that she had used "molly" (ecstasy), as well as "acid, mushrooms and cocaine."
mother material

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wasn't she dating that guy from modern family

>oh no gaylord nerds grow beards because it's cool and that means everyone should stop doing so

sounds like Sean Penn dumped her ass the minute she brought the niglet home

based Spicoli

No one wants to wake up next to this.

No one.

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underrated post

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>Charlize Theron has candidly opened up about finally feeling 'at peace' with herself after 'getting stuff out of her system' in her 20s

>and discovering therapy in her 30s.

Haha

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BLACKED women aren't single mothers of niglets by choice. Charlize is.
Now factor in that she's dressed both boys in frilly pink dresses and declared they're trannies.
Any female celebrity will almost certainly be a megalomaniacal womanchild, mentally ill and unreliable, but these are some fucking red flags even by those standards.

>dating a 40-something year old woman (with kids!)
Yeah, no.

Go back

>grow a pair
shockingly outdated and harmful phrase

disgusting racetraitor who spits on her own people and their history

she is in a trans-kids club with naomi watts and some other hags

She needs to grow some tits and un-grow her labia flaps.

>can't grow a beard
God DAMMIT!!!

lol

Yeah, how are men born female supposed to feel when they hear this remark?

>drugs are bad
ok nixon

CPS doesn't take black kids no matter how severe the abuse. I'm not even memeing. They are a group of ultra-leftist, mostly diversity hires, and their main priority is breaking up conservative, white families.

Glad to see slavery is alive and well. This image is so strange. Do liberals really think they aren't racist?

One day we will look at 2019 in horror in regards to what we did to children's identities.

The most compelling villains always think they're doing the right thing.

It’s really telling of how fucked up dating is for contemporary society if a Hollywood starlet can’t nail a husband down.

25 years ago, any hetero dude would’ve gladly married Charlize. But now? Why would any self-respecting guy whose obviously rich and has a distinguished career whether in business, law, tech, medicine, entertainment, etc. want a prune with adopted kids when there’s countless plums that can give him biological children without autism from rotten eggs?

Let's be honest, you incels would date ANYONE.

You have no standards, you'd date this women instantly.

you're retarded

It’s just the beginning. It’ll get worse and worse until societal collapse.

Anyone else realize she is promoting a movie called "Long Shot" about a guy way out of her league dating her?

This is marketing, she would never date any of us.

>adoption is slavery

I would date her just to leech off of her for a while.

>naomi watts
Fucking hell.

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fuck, really?
I'll just have to IMAGINE her smoking hot 43yo drug-addled body and cope with the fact that I'll never be a (non-toxic) father figure to Tyrona and Kwain

It's a white woman who has payed money to take guardianship of, and make every decision for, 2 black children. She has so much control over their lives that she can dress them up as girls and they won't protest.

she literally turned one of her adopted sons into a tranny, thats slavery. slavery to hormone blockers, hormones, plastic surgeries, painkillers and anti depression medicine.

Of course not. She wants a rich alpha male. Someone whose over 6’3, has a foot long, 6 pick abs, and will tolerate her idiocy and do whatever she tells him to do.

>2015 breaking up with sean penn
>concentrates on adopted kids which are now 7 and 3
>is an actress
I call fake news. When did she had time for meeting other people than work or kids related. The ones she met through kids are mostly married and the acting ones mostly too or dont want to date someone with the same job.
Didnt she made such news with atomic blonde too?
This is just a movie advertisment.
>Hey, i like you, wanna go to a cafe next week?
>Oh, sorry next week i am in europe because of my new film. But the next week we could... Oh, my kids have a school project, but maybe the week after that. Lets stay in touch and i will call you when i am back.
I wonder why its hard for her to get a boyfriend. I always hate friends who dont have time but complain you dont do anything with them anymore!

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>rich alpha male
>do whatever she tells him to do.
You realize this makes no sense, right?

Some math fags needs to look at the amount of the population that becomes trans vs. actors and the possibility of actors having so many trans kinds.

yeah thats why shes single lmao

You mean /pol/ and /r9k/!

>Random celebrity who is probably a pain in the arse to live with is single, and that's a bad thing.
Oh noes, we must help her

And? These kids are orphans.

he cute

Gotta wonder what part her husband played in that.

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Because when men initiate its easier for women to choose from and deny them. Its the old day swiping of tinder.
And when they initiate they may get denied, so its easier to wait for mr.right in their mind.

Absolutely Lynchian

Why would a white person adopt black kids other than to virtue signal? It's like a minstrel show, it's racist.

these two black dudes are going to grow up and be the BIGGEST fucking gangsters around to try and shake off pictures like this, either that or very gay.
>20 years from now
>Jackson Obama Tutu Theron is hanging out with his homies
>this picture comes up on Black Twitter
>look at this fukin nigga in his dress, you like dildos, Tut?
>Jackson grabs his glock
>nice white guy in the street he sees dies
>HE WAS ASSAULTING ME

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Wrong

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More like if you need drugs to feel good, you are mentally ill or have big issues.
The only drug that is acceptable is alcohol, because its a drink, you need to drink. But every else are chemical manufactured or consumed in a not natural way.

we don't blame women for not dating us, we blame women for thinking they have it harder than us in the dating world. At least that's what I blame them for.

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alcohol does not exist in nature

>it's such a coincidence I adopt two african boys and they both just happen to find out they're trans while living with me!
Does anyone have the list of all the Hollywood moms who have trans kids?

Got the clip where Schreier solicits a "kiss" from his kid and reprimands him (the kid) for not putting enough effort into it and only letting him go after he gets a literal french-kiss?

Sounds like they try to sissify their kids to land better acting roles. I mean sounds like some prostitution ring.

It really is. More than that it's an extraordinarily evil form of slavery. She basically bought two niglets to psychologically torture and, possibly, eventually, surgically mutilate. They're niglets so their one purpose in life is to one day become niggers to hunt pussy and because of her they're probably not going to be able to get it ever.

it does.

No one wants to date Charlize Theron because she reminds us all of Cercei Lannister. Cold, manipulative and calculating.

Incorrect

breathing is natural = coke is natural
your shits retarded

Based Theron wanting to date ZZ Top
She has good taste

She was GORGEOUS when she was young. But instead of landing a mate, she decided to start doing interracial propaganda movies, ignoring the plight of the Boers, and adopting black kids who she's forcing to be transvestites. All while deteriorating physically.

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Those nig kids are gonna murder her for fucking them up

>But every else are chemical manufactured or consumed in a not natural way.
kek

Oh no no no

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>They're niglets so their one purpose in life is to one day become niggers to hunt pussy and because of her they're probably not going to be able to get it ever
based hood psychologist user

This is that conservative meme about leftists brainwashing their kids for fetish purposes, but in actuality.

I would date her if she had bigger tits

>ANYONE
First thing on your mind is the possibility of dating you. Yeah no, sorry ugly girl. Go learn STEM and have a real job. Ugly girls don't get prince charming, or even his sidekick.

>even hollyjew starlets have to pay the toll

This makes me smile

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marry me charlize theron

where can i get it

ew

Ricin is natural go eat some druggie

I'm an ugly retard not expecting a lot out of life so I would date her. Also by all accounts, she despises the niglets and puts them with babysitters when she isn't in public so you don't have to bother with them.

And if you really hate them so much, throw them in the pool to drown and call their deaths accidental.

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I bet lots of guys still want to fuck her body but she really gives off Gone Girl vibes to me like she'd slit my throat after sex. She seems really unstable when she isn't on Camera. Reminding me more and more of Angie Jolie every day.

TIL Charlize Theron is a whiny incel.

that thing doesn't even look like her, what's even the point of giving birth to a being that doesn't resemble you in the slightest? are nigga genes too stronk?

only male virgins from ages 11 to 40 can be whiny incels. She's a strong woman that is opening our eyes to the current weakness of men.

I think having "a pair" grants you the judgement necessary to avoid getting within 150 feet of this bitch and her niglets.

I shaved my beard and am doing a mustache now. Beards peaked in 2016 and now every fag on the street has one. Mustaches are coming back and I'm going to be ahead of the curve. Also it's summer now and fuck that extra heat.

>gaping mouth
>vacant stare
Why is it always like this with black children?

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They lack the brain development of the prefrontal cortex

does she have a brother?

>Why must men be the ones who initiate?
they dont have to be, but then you're holding your breath for a woman to not be shy - when she's not shy does she do this often?
but never try never succeed

It's a societal problem

even a rich single mother is trash

also turned a good boy into a transcripple

You should see the guy that fucked her to make that baby. You think the baby is dark? That nig is dipped in oil dark, nearly purple.

>tfw black and want to have some nice, attractive halfie kids
good thing I'm not super dark. desu I need to find an Asian woman, get some tiger woods kids.

It's so black it looks full nigger so just imagine how niggery the nigger must have been.

>Men have to do all the work in starting a relationship with me
>I just have to sit on my ass and be presented with a list to choose from
Yeah, nah.

Halfie kids look like abominations
Imagine being so self hating you can’t find a nice black woman to have kids with

That she is an Ayntologist isn't helping matters.

Niggers are apes & have no place in human society

Have you see how thirsty guys can be? So long as she’s moderately attractive, men would line up to date a woman like that. Online dating has really skewed women’s perception of themselves.

i googled him, very niggery. he's a rapper to boot
>Morgan Fremont (Doums)

mustaches have always been much more incelly than beards.

wrong
Imagine being so self hating you can't find a nice white woman to have kids with

>just imagine
His name is Doum, he's a popular French musician

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t. incel
sure, I'll take your advice

fuck off back to /pol/ kiddo.

I just can´t stand people who make public demands.
Meanwhile Sean Penn seems to enjoy life

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>Why must men be the ones who initiate?
that's how it's been for millions of years, sperg. deal with it or die out. your choice.

>I'm not the incel YOU'RE the incel
lol.

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holy shit dude

I once read that black children need several years before they recognize their own mirror reflection

sean penn looks incredible for a 60 year old man. most 60 year old men look like old, dried, wrinkled turds.

I would be ok with marriage followed by divorce to get 50% of her property

Men found out she's a fucking loon.

on where, a stormfront forum thread?

congrats on your new daughter (male)

>I once read that black children need several years before they recognize their own mirror reflection
I read that deleting System32 will speed up your downloads.

>Rogen, cohen, maritz
This interview is more Jewish than a bar mitzvah

>tfw I'm probably going to end up with a twice divorced, three child having woman who ignored me throughout our teens and 20s until she 'discovered' herself as my last resort for happiness when I'm 40

ok

Don't know what the issue is. He looks like your average Greek, sorry French, dude.

don't do it. work on yourself and wait for a qt to come along that's worth it or just say fuck it and blow it on yourself and prostitutes. Whatever you do, DON'T EVER get with a woman with kids. Hell don't even get with a divorcee, that's vile.

Jesus Christ, Mom. Get off the internet.

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www2.psych.ubc.ca/~henrich/pdfs/Journal of Cross-Cultural Psychology-2010-Broesch- Cultural Variations in Children's Mirror Self-Recognition.pdf

you can read the abstract on the second page

This is actually true. Kenyan children take slightly longer to pass the mirror test. They become nervous when put in front of the mirror.
It is usually explained as Kenyan society values collectivism over individualism. So they simply cannot understand themselves in that context.

Based ESL poster

>a majority of the Canadian and American children demonstrate spontaneous self-oriented behaviors toward the mark. However, markedly fewer children from the non-Western rural sites demonstrate such behaviors. These results suggest that there are profound cross-cultural differences in the meaning of the MSR test, questioning the validity of the mark test as a universal index of self-concept in children’s development.
So not "black" babies but non-western babies from countries including Fiji, Saint Lucia, Grenada, and Peru. You can't read.

Ass hover hand?!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGtBw4_t9yI

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i gave you the source of the thing user half remembered reading somewhere. you thought it was completely made up and now you're mad that you were proven wrong. be mad at yourself not at me

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I have a beard and also two testicles.
But I'm not dating some busted single mom.

thanks user

nope. whites just have higher rates of abuse within their families and require intervention to protect the kids (whites don't care about kids / each other, so the government has to).

>It is usually explained as Kenyan society values collectivism over individualism. So they simply cannot understand themselves in that context.
Because babies recognize social values LOL! Anything to not make the nigs look dumb.

I'm not the guy who questioned if it was a thing. But you remembered incorrectly anyway.

Not him but he's (mostly) right. In mandated reporter training there's tons of stupid shit like pic related saying to "look the other way" when it comes to black people abusing their children.

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and i said i'm not the user who made the original post. weren't you just accusing me of not being able to read?

>but in actuality
conservatives brainwash their kids to fit their biases at the expense of the child

Provably false. You don't care though anyway.

I don't see how she hasn't found someone yet.

Because she's too old.

oops, my bad.

SP is so fucking cool

Sean Penn broke off his engagement to go do blow with El Chapo. Amazing!

>couldn't read or comprehend article
>passes it off as misremembering
You're blacker than Charlize's Argentinian children.

If Theron cuts shaves her head,smears grease across her eye line..don some tight worn out jeans and cut off her off her arm..then I would be on her like a rash. Pic related

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this isn't the way to save face user

Tainted seed poisons the well

>whites just have higher rates of abuse within their families
I'm sure you have a source for this? White parents get their children taken from them if they refuse to pay for sex change operations. Meanwhile, black single mothers keep their kids after smoking crack with their toddlers on Facebook.

that's not "black children" though, it's kenyan children specifically, and black american children had no such delay.

that's okay dawg, we all make mistakes occassionally, what's important is that we don't descend into unpleasantness. :)

i take it you've never met a white then, or seen them interact with their families?
whites do not care for their families or each other. this is a fact.

She's in quite the predicament, the zoo won't take them nor will the circus with both sides claiming it's the others responsibility

Oh so spics can't recognize their reflections either.

true. this () isn't me btw

They're more like decorative house pets than slaves

>whites do not care for their families or each other. this is a fact.
No, it's an opinion, and an ill-informed one.

Schizo detected.
In reality whites are some of the least likely to abuse children.

Some particular diverse peoples such as muslims are abusive as a matter of course.

I see you have never been to the ghetto

Go dilate

it's true that it's not all blacks, just kenyan children but were there even american blacks included in the study? i can't recall that and i can't find it in the documment

I for one can't think of a single reason men aren't flocking to a 50 year old toasted roastie to take care of two children who aren't his own

She's like 5'10 and hitting the wall in manlet Hollywood

>Please adopt my nigger trannies

Nope

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>Conservatives brainwash their kids to be productive members of society with careers and families
Fuck man, what devils. Won't someone please load their kids up on hormones? Maybe give them some facial piercings and some blue hair dye?

this is why i only do opium and magic mushrooms

>Charlize Theron is SHOCKINGLY undatable, say men

The irony in this post is incredible

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>Hollywood is really full of pedos and degenerates who give people advices.

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how much did your poor drunk white parents beat you today? why don't they get a job instead of beating you? its a good thing white suicides are skyrocketing too - good chance your parents will kill themselves before they accidentally kill you.

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>conservatives
>productive
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
conservatives are parasites that leech off of liberal productivity

Caught this film a week ago.
It was not good.

He is right thou. You buy yourself several niggers and torture the shit out of them, as long as they don't die by your hands they will stay with you.

You are a fucking pleb.

"who's beauty rivals Grace Kelly"

Maybe before she wrecked her face with botox

Step up whitey she's talking about you

Eat fermented fruits and berries. Birds like to eat them and get drunk.

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I am sensing a whole lot of projection, Tyrone.

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It was a film predicated on the audience caring about the characters. I didn't. And if you did care about those characters, you are simple.

SEETHING tranny who will NEVER pass lolol

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You're either a zoomer or a literal boomer if you hadn't seen Fury Road until now, so it's not surprising you have shit taste

he looks exactly as the boomer meme
time to go to the gym

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