Proctologist tell you to bend over

gross desu.

Fucks white

Based

All women are whores

LOL yeah right. Keep dreaming, bruh.

Hot desu

I liked Blue Velvet too

>no longer work in a career field that interests women
irrelevant, just lie, it's easy, they want to believe that a photographer, an entrepreneur, a doctor, etc; is interested in them.
>I've let myself go
That's a problem, you can solve it.

Get off 4channel you boomer.

This. Was at a wedding last night. Girls were ridiculously hot, but I couldn't stand being around them for more than a minute or 2. Seflies, talking about Cardi-B, gossiping about instagram and snapchat stories of their friends and shit. Shitty part was that the guys weren't much better. If I didn't know the groom so well, I never would have gone.

>mfw made an excuse and left a couple hours before the wedding ended because i hate my contemporaries and was in a personal hell of mine

I feel more and more like Mark Corrigan every day.

Go after late 20 early 30 whores, they are desperate.

Always use rubber, always.

>Was at a wedding last night

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those dead eyes really put the finishing touches on the whole thing

Oh wait is she really that Mexican chick that does all those leaky lactation videos?

Bond Burger

formerly Chucks

I try not to be racist but they literally move like animals. Especially the woman who starts humping the two already going at it, she moves like a damn dog.

yeah

based hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my goooood poster

Damn that shit is hot

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Niley Hot

kek

Fortunately wasn't that bad. It was a very wealthy and successful crowd which makes their interests in rap and shit even more disappointing. There wasn't a single song to slow dance to, just bullshit nostalgia space jam soundtrack and rap and electronic shit. Can't remember a single song I liked except for Brown Eyed Girl.

Also, that webm is so god damn atrocious my soul hurts.

>brown skin
>lots of makeup
>possibly plastic surgery
>Hispanic/Latina aesthetic
>In her 30s at least
Those nipples are brown and disgusting

Cope more, boy.

I bet she feels refreshed after that

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>2034
>hey user, we found this webm of your mom. would she suck my dick for 20 bucks? what’s it like to have a whore for a mom, you little faggot

Idiocracy wasnt supposed to be a documentary

enjoys icecream,

>my wife
Later I will sit in silence and resentment thinking of how everyone will throw this incident in my face in the future and how to best respond when they do to save face, some thoughts about how this pointless stress is aging me faster, already know sex later will be less passionate with a hint of spite and the sadness of her feeling it but not knowing why