What's that film you just know, deep in your heart, everybody is only pretending to enjoy?

Everything on this list except The Wizard of Oz

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donnie darko

you haven't seen The Third Man or you wouldn't say that.

Godard's entire filmography desu.

Notice how you pretty much never even hear about him anymore now that the boomers who championed him are all doddering and senile?

Yeah, now we talk about Disney movies exclusively. Thanks, zoomers.

lady bird seemed like some typical coming of age story for teenage girls.
am I missing something?

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you're wrong, dumbfuck. it's his best film. you just don't understand it because you're not a Trusty Shellback.

I revel in the tears of these torrent toshiba laptop parasites where their puny little minds get so agitated by the simple fact that they can't figure out how to process a certain film and why everyone else enjoys it so they fire up their mental midget cope defense systems by saying that the film is somehow the worst film ever made and everyone else is just pretending to like it, most of the time with zero actual arguments and just empty overly general statements with whatever is the current most popular buzzword.

Cry on my dear brainlet friends, wait for that one (You) that has a sort of a similar opinion like you so you get your precious confirmation bias tick in your brain so you can sleep better.

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Vertigo

since it takes several viewings to appreciate

I said it because Woz is the only "normie friendly" movie that I'd expect them to have actually enjoyed.

So much this

E N D G A M E

>these are the highest rated movies ever
Clown reality confirmed. The Triumph of the Brainlets.

The entire Avengers series. No one actually enjoys it but people want to be part of a community experience and “nerds” need their own version of sports. I am thoroughly convinced no one ALONE sits down and just watches an Avengers film. It’s a group activity

Nope, that's not how Rotten Tomatoes work.

For example, The Wizard of Oz has an average rating of 9.39/10, while Black Panther has an average rating of 8.26/10 (yeah that's still extremely stupid high), but BP is higher on the list because of the sheer number of "fresh" ratings which are literally just ratings that gave it more than 6/10

Except I unironically like Citizen Kane, Mad Max Fury Road, Get Out, The Third Man, and Moonlight

> endgame
3 hour toy commercial

Dilate.

i enjoyed it but honestly it's pretty overhyped

Whichever way you slice it (smaller vocal group like something an exceptional amount or larger vocal group like something marginally less but still a lot) they're all still the highest rated movies ever, just by differing forms of consensus, you reddit spacing faggot

>all beer tastes the same

Why do I always imagine people saying this were peer pressured into drinking beer as teenagers and have hated it ever since?

I see. But then again, it points to another issue. Critics are scared to death of going against the groupthink, and especially when you'd be labelled as a heretic. In this case, a racist. Or in Wonder Woman's case, a misogynist.

name 13 different beers

They literally are not.

I just explained to you how they are not.

Both The Wizard of Oz and The Third Man have a much higher score than something like Black Panther, by an entire mark atleast.

The only thing that flicks like Black Panther have is more twitter reviewers who called it "fresh", which is a mere positive rating.

Now get triggered by the spacing you dumb discord tranny

crossposting

post 2016

tourist zoomer

I really enjoyed Vertigo and I've only seen it once

disagree. it is not an easy watch but it has catharsic moments.

it's extremely accessible and basically the go-to 'old movie'

only women and manbabbies don't like the taste of beer

Pulp Fiction.
I'm convinced that Pulp Fiction consistently being on the "greatest films ever" list is an in-joke that the general public doesn't get.

If you don't like beer try cider.

Its basically a tv show set in theatres

Someone actually sat down and made this image.

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pleb: filtered

>I now understand the struggle and can relate to poc because I watched these movies

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>t. reddit

I've watched this countless times, it's timeless

Inception

Tarantino's movies are the best pleb filters.

Bohemian Rhapsody

Titanic

All of the MCU movies. I just don't understand what the appeal is of such bland films other than fomo.

Pilsner
IPA
Double IPA
Imperial IPA
Hefeweizen
Gose
Stout
Imperial Stout
Porter
Trappist Ale
American Pale Lager
Red Ale
Cream Ale

have sex

>all beer tastes the same
It unironically does though. And it tastes like crap. Cider is infinitely superior.

its is highly praised because literally every other teen coming of age story has some cheap masturbatory melodramatic hook and ladybird is the only one that portrayed teen coming of age as the mess of banalities it really is.

Beer tastes like shit, but if you can drink it that means you've been to tons of parties and that means you are cool

do people really have these opinions past 16?

Beer has more phytoestrogens than so y on average.

You don't go out a lot do you?

Have your tried a proper wheat beer? It tastes closer to a banana milkshake than your average piss beer lager.

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People think that subconsciously

Go to a part and drink literally anything but beer and you'll look like a loser

weihenstephaner hefe is genuinely delicious to the point where i would recommend it to non drinkers

>no wheat beer
it's the best kind, man
everyone loves blue moon

Ahem!

Praise on1on bois
Praise carnivore diets
Praise to all the pescitarians and vegitarians, may they eat well and prosper
Praise to all juicers and home canners
Praise to all that eat without religious restraint, be them muslims ignoring the swine prohibitions or jews mixing cheese with beef
Praise to keto and paleo connoisseurs!

Now that we're done with that!
FUCK vegans
FUCK ONIONS
FUCK artificial meat
FUCK tastelets who can't get past alcohol flavor in choice brews and liquors
FUCK GMOs and the cancers they cause...
And most importantly FUCK JANNIES and let's hope that these threads don't get deleted!

Thank you everyone, thank you!

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>beer tastes like shit
>BUT HAVE YOU TRIED THIS PARTICULAR BEER WHICH WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
Dude just buy the cheapest fucking cider you can find and it'll taste significantly better than even the best fucking beer

Thanks for the honest answer

All ciders taste the same

Wild Target, 2010
Starring Bill Nighy, Emily Blunt, Rupert Grint, and Martin Freeman
Victor (Nighy) is a ruthless professional killer, who still lives with his mother and has trouble making friends. When he is hired to take out Rose (Blunt), an art thief, he ends up falling for her spontaneous character and decides to try and protect her instead, along the way collecting Tony (Grint), who he takes under his wing as an apprentice when he mistakes him for a private detective. The trio go on the run from Victor's sadistic second in competition Hector Dixon (Freeman), and have to all learn some lessons in life in doing so.

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>stouts
For 2 ref?

>year of our lord 2019
>drinking alcohol
>ever
Enjoy your horrifically painful liver cancer you fucking morons

You have the arguments of a mental midget zoomer
>films are shit
>have you tried watching a non Hollywood non mass market corporate product films?
>DUDE WTF WHO CARES FILMS ARE SHIT ENDGAME AND THE LAST JEDI WERE NOT GOOD SO I WILL NEVER WATCH A FILM AGAIN!!!1

>potato chips taste like shit buy cookies they're way better

Some people prefer salty over sweet

>tfw some people are actually being stupid enough to think there are noticeable differences between beers, wines, ciders, etc
Anyone who sells that stuff is laughing at how unbelievably dumb you are

Serious question, are you 17 years old?

this
wine tasters are full of shit. there's no difference between a 5 year old wine and a 50 year old one, they know that, but they cant admit it or theyd be out of a job. FACT!

>tfw I remember an old colleague of mine who literally thought food was just fuel and simply couldn't comprehend how people could like some food and dislike other food since it's all just "food"
Sometimes I wonder if he had the right idea

wow this user just btfo'd wine as a concept altogether in a single post!

>drinking beer
How much more soi can you fucking get

What exactly is wrong with IPA?

ipas are shit

I refuse to believe that there is any significant difference between the billion different varieties of beer. All of these autistic categorizations could be boiled down to like 4 or 5 at most.

This is like some music autist shit inventing hyper specific genres that mean nothing to anyone aside from the guy who made it up
>extreme hypnotic sludgy-grind-post metalcore

>I refuse to believe
it sounds like you haven't tried many beers

have sex

For some reason, morons who drink themselves into an early grave will adamantly refuse to admit that what they're drinking tastes like shit. It's still a mystery to me why that is.

Black Swan. Not even a Mila Kunis lesbian sex scene could save this confusing mess of a movie.

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I cant tell if you are shitposting but you're right, there have been actual blind studies done on wine tasters and they can't differentiate cheap vs expensive wine for shit, and it has also been experimentally proven that professional wine tasters will rate the same wine much higher if they are led to believe it's expensive, even if it isn't.

My roommate does. Hes not even a nerd. Hes pretty fit and the fits the description of a normie. He even watches the transformers movies by him self.

This is quite literally autism.

>I don't enjoy X
>Therefore nobody enjoys X, they are merely pretending

the transformers movies are genuinely good in their own weird way though

>confusing

Absolute and utter brainlet detected. Holy shit, if anything, the problem with the movie is that it is so on the nose about everything.

To point of the blind wine tasting test was to prove that you don't have to pay hundreds or even thousands of dollars to enjoy wine, when there are some cheap wines that taste good or better. So the test actually proves that different wines taste differently.

underrated

>beer that was purposely brewed overhopped to the point of tasting like absolute shit in order to survive long, unrefrigerated ocean voyages where it would become more mild over those months
>people start drinking it despite improvements in technology making it an unnecessary and poor tasting compromise, proclaiming it cultured and hip

Beer doesmt taste like shit. Its like soda in that its not bad but its not refreshing. Like i have to be hydrated already to enjoy it. Liquor on the other hand is god awful. I drink it purely to get drunk and try to block out the taste as much as possible. Dont understand how some people can just drink jack like its water

It proves that the entire wine 'scene' is a bunch of horseshit. All the mystic nonsense surrounding high dollar booze is just that, horseshit. If a $20 wine made using regular mass production methods is just as, if not more, enjoyable than your special snowflake 200 year old grown on a monastery vineyard crafted by christ himself wine then your entire industry is based on nothing but hype.

tpbp

Most classic Disney animations. They're perfectly fine for what they are, but no adult has any reason to go apeshit over them apart from le quirky redditpoints.

>It's still a mystery to me why that is.
Hmmm, it's almost like people have different tastes and enjoy different things?

Protip: hefeweizen

Except you're wrong.
nbcnews.com/health/health-news/why-do-people-love-coffee-beer-it-s-buzz-not-n1001246

>heavy drinkers are people
Making a lot of assumptions here lad

>www.nbcnews.com
fucking lmao how dumb are these discordtranny zoomers really

fuck off i enjoyed it

based

>In fact, many of the participants cited that they chose coffee or sodas in the morning because they liked the euphoric feeling that the caffeine provided
Lmao, they chose first time drinkers for the test

yeah, they all taste good

Shh let them sperg out

>I'm not like the other girls...

LMAO sure thing sweetie

Wow. I agree with this.
Sleep tight user :)

Euphoria educed by coffee is a thing that rarely happens to regular coffee drinkers.

I did not like it at all.
I forgot what my criticsims were but I remember that they were legit.

I'm pretty sure they're the only ones who get any enjoyment out of it. First-time drinkers will either drop it because it tastes like shit or continue drinking socially until they're actually addicted.

koff, karhu, lapin kusi, cucko, duff, a le cuck, nöbelaner, gines, olvi, fosters, chingchongtao

>Finnfags can't count to 13
Not exactly surprising yet somewhat disappointing.

Tastes like you're drinking weeds

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Well I do enjoy it, but I enjoy the taste and I can only drink certain types of coffee. Famous effects of coffee like euphoria, ability to keep you awake, to energize you etc are long gone. Having to shit after drinking it is only thing that remains.

>drinking anything but water
>ever
Why would you do that ? Whatever you're drinking that's not pure water is literally poisoning your body.

>Absolute and utter brainlet detected.

Uh-huh. The problem is that you are so much smarter than everybody else.

I'm sure that's it.

Not at all. I like good lager but IPA's taste like a stale arse. No idea why people like them.

why would i want a girly drink?

IPA tastes absolutely horrible.
Americans...

You can't get drunk from water.

>getting drunk is a good thing
You're browsing Yea Forums, lad. The only acceptable excuse for being stupid enough to get drunk is having a social life. What's your excuse ?

>look mommy I posted it again

>having such a low test count he’s worried about the effects of an occasional beer
What’s it like to be this fem?

>What's your excuse ?

It's the same thing. Normies drink out of peer pressure from other normies, imageboard users drink so they can post about how they drink and how much of alcohol connoisseurs they are.

There isn't a single person who drinks alone and doesn't post about it on the internet in some form. It's just an addiction combined with attention whoring.

Watch retards/addicts call me a basedboy for exposing them.

>normies drink out of peer pressure
There’s nothing sadder than a shut-in who’s convinced himself that he’s superior for his lack of social grace.

Honestly I just drink cider. I would 100% be the girl drink drunk from Kids in the Hall.

youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU

They are called normalfaggots not normies you crossposting newfaggot tourist.
Also according to you homeless lone drunkmen drink only for le epic reddit upvotes

Maybe Citizen Kane or Eraserhead
>inb4 zoomer faggot
some of my all time favourite films are
paths of glory
12 Angry Men
Taxi Driver
Fantastic Planet
Clockwork Orange
Barry Lyndon
I don't hate films from the 70's or any decade before that
No my dad and I loved it
Fucking stunning film

>a shut-in who’s convinced himself that he’s superior for his lack of social grace
They usually actually are, though, although I wouldn't say their lack of social grace is the cause of it.

I can understand people disliking Eraserhead, but Citizen Kane is objectively well made movie in every aspect.

One of the better adaptations I've seen

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pure water is poison though
you need electrolytes

Vintage means more people have been able to verify the quality of the batch :)

IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

I enjoy dark beer and nothing else because hops are gross

the Shawshank Redemption

There are several things that make Eraserhead likeable. There is a reason it is Lynch's most popular film.

For me, it's a Dapper Dan
>2 parts ultra distilled vodka (take the cheap shit 1 part Moxie soda
>Garnish with a maraschino cherry
Enjoy anons

beer is nice

When you drink beer all the time you start to taste it and recognize the science that could be applied to make it taste better or decent.

The Graduate

If you take out the last 5 seconds of footage it’s a middle of the road romance flick.

This. Us beer drinkers are just on a whole 'nother level of intelligencia that mere plebs cannot comprehend.

A PhD is a MUST if you want to start tasting beer.

Are you a Dapper Dan Man?

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End Game

Jesus, that movie is terrible.
>Dustin Hoffman’s shit acting
>pathetic attempt to be transgressive with milf fucking
>tedious romantic subplot with daughter
>weak social commentary
>whiny repetitive soundtrack
Yes, I also hate Simon and Garfunkel, fucking sue me

No, it's the other way. You have to be a literal (man)child not to be able to process such things

>this is what passes as drama in jewland

>hops are gross
Agreed. The only ipas I like are New England ones, because they basically don’t taste like ipa’s. Belgians and stouts are where it’s at.

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>if you don't like beer, pick something else to drink
>NONONO I HAVE TO DO MY PART YOU FUCKING SHEEPLE BEERDRINKERS MMM TASTES LIKE SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW BEERDRINKER
Does the writer of this comic realize he is very obnoxious and clearly in the wrong?

I DONT WANT FOP GODDAMMIT

I don't remember Joaquin hunting gators in the sewer.

IPA is the worst shit I have ever drank in my life. Went beer tasting with some bros and all they did was talk it up, was so disappointed. I've tried at least a dozen different ones and they literally all taste the same: Like shit.

The taste for alcoholic beverages increases exponentially as IQ drops.

>this is what brainlets actually believe

No, I drink to get drunk. With friends, alone, who gives a shit.

This is scientifically proven.

Ahhh yes, all the mentally ill literal retards drinking imperial stouts on the daily am i rite

>The only acceptable excuse
If I'm drunk, why would I care what you think?

There is no meaningful chemical distinction between alcoholic beverages of a given type. Pretending there is a difference in taste is a demonstrably clear sign of stupidity.

Have you ever read up on differences in how beer is brewed? You sound like some american exclaiming that there are only 3 kinds of cheese because they've only tatsed cheddar, gouda and processed "cheese"

Europe has thousands of unique varieties of cheese, beer, sausage, cured meat, bread and wine.

>no difference in taste between a Belgian pale ale and a stout
Confirmed clueless.

tree of life. malick is a joke

Drink a porter, lager and weiss and report back

>There is no meaningful chemical distinction between alcoholic beverages of a given type.
Oh my God.

Different types of beers (and alcohol in general) literally have different ingredients. Do you think all alcoholic beverages are 100% ethanol?

>Tree of Life
What’s that about? I always confuse that movie with another called The Fountain, which had Hugh Jackman I think. Very similar look to them.

okay now this is proper dumb bait good job

>What’s that about
90% of the movie is just kids frolicking around in grass. its retarded

>t. assblasted drunks

or maybe you just said something really stupid

I like whiskey but Jack tastes like shit.

what can we do about the zoomer menace bros? we need some sort of final solution.

There Will Be Blood was slow and boring. People pretend to like it because they want it to be sophisticated but it's not, it's just a bland movie with a little meme dialogue and horrible pacing

People were raving about how great this is. I couldn’t make it past the theme.

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Feel free to present arguments at any point

Nah

Fpbp

>my tastes are objectively correct and anyone who likes what I don't like is lying
this is definitely Yea Forums

Guinness v. Budweiser :P

Agreed, it's a terrible film and I never understood why people like it

>arguments
>responds to all rebuttals with two words in green text
Yep, it’s retarded all right.

moxie is a regional drink yankee

it’s because IPAs have a higher alcohol content and the people who drink it just want to get shitfaced but also want to hide behind “being trendy”

thanks for trying to derail the thread ivan

based

Well, technically, if the guy claims there isn't any difference between beers, the burden of the proof is on you to prove there is, because it's impossible to prove the inexistence of something, so he can't do it.
But in case you didn't notice, it's bait, you fucking idiot

>using memes
>correcting peoples memes
Go outside

your dad is an autist faggot

12 angry men is masterpiece

based ciderbro dabbing on beer drinking homos
why would you drink something that tastes like garbage water? it makes no sense.
thank god for cider l

>this is a beer drinking retards best comeback

Arrival

hey fury road was epic in theaters.
the rest is based

go back to playing Nintendo Switch

BASED AS FUCK
i hated the fuck out of this shit.

Drive Blade Autism 2049 and Arrival are top tier shit which got so fucking overrated .

even here by gossling fags

GOTTEM

Based and redpilled.

Because its fake and gay

>im a tasteless retard who couldn’t tell the difference between a snake and a dildo
>i also can’t grasp the idea that other people have taste

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>t. 14 yo who needs everything to taste like candy

tv insults are fucking gay

>Burden of proof
I can’t prove that his tastebuds aren’t functional, dipshit, I can only say that the overwhelming majority of people can taste the difference between say a stout and a pale ale
>it’s bait
Everything on a Chan is bait, dunce. Lurk longer.

>Hey user do you want a beer?
>No thanks I don't like beer
>That's fine, want anything else?
>If you've got X I'll have one of those
>Sure thing mate

No adult gives a shit if you don't like beer, just ask for something else

truth.
I just assume everyone under a certain age is autistic these days.

The english patient

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seven samurai

fuck off autist

I apologize that it took this long to check em

You don’t know how phytoestrogens work, you subhuman knuckledragger.

Are you black? Seven samurai is a great movie.

t. 35 year old soi faggot loser who needs to pretend he likes the taste of shitwater filtered through dirt and grass

Anyone who thinks that beer doesn't taste good has never had a cold one after a day of hard work.

You could just go out and mow the lawn and it makes a beer that much better when you're done.

I'm not surprised the goober behind xkcd doesn't know this.

No I am sure there are plenty of video game players that love it

Yuengling
Killians Red
Guiness
Sweet Water 420
Budweiser
Miller High Life
Shock Top
Michelob Ultra
Heineken
Dos Equis
Angry Orchard
Natural Light

(You)
.(You)
..(You)
...(You)
....(You)
.....(You)
......(You)
.......(You)
........(You)
.........(You)
..........(You)
...........(You)
............(You)

Yuengling is the perfect beer.
I will gladly fight anyone who disagrees to the death.

IPAs are trash, but dont pretend like domestic lager is any good. pick up a decent craft and quit being a cuck

Yuengling is the best cheap beer, but it's still just a cheap lager.

I mean The dark reddit

And she still fucks chad

Dude fuck off, is it really inconceivable that some of us don't like that piss water you call a beverage?
You're talking like a pothead that can't accept that people don't smoke.

The jellyfish scene was cool in 3d but yeah I could go without the rest of it. I just went to Disney world a free weeks ago and got stuck on the not-good Avatar ride for 25 minutes, but was stuck at a fun part.

Try drinking something other than piss beer maybe?

You'll grow up eventually, don't sweat it.

You see it everywhere on this shit board now

>I don't care about X
>Therefore everyone claiming to care about X is virtue signalling

Beer is great, especially with the right food. German food like chicken schnitzel with a beer is one of my favorite meals.

How about I just don't drink? Sounds a lot easier than trying to hunt down some beverage to nullify my senses

trips confirm

>since it takes several viewings to appreciate
Why?

Unironically this. Beer is the domain of s*oybois now.

"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey

sloyboys?

You do you bud, but just because you don't like it doesn't mean others don't find it legitimately enjoyable :)

anything by james cameron basically
steven spielberg, too
meme directors who haven't made anything good in decades, if ever
brainlet boomers only pretend to like their garbage because they don't know any other directors and like to namedrop these ones

Anything malick, especially badlands

people just don't understand the straight edge lifestyle. look at these tallboys of water, see? we can still be cool without alcohol!

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I don't deny that some people like it, that's fine. What I don't get is how beer fags make this hooplah when they find out someone doesn't like beer. As if their character has been personally attacked.

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>letting sóyboys dictate what you like

>not drinking liquor to get drunk and polishing it off with a nice stout beer

/thread

the best beers are the ones i like, the worst beers are the ones that i don't like, prove me wrong

I watched Stalker the other day and Ivan's Childhood. Ivan's Childhood was fucking fantastic and you've outed yourself as a slack-jawed, mouth breathing pleb.

>What I don't get is how beer fags make this hooplah when they find out someone doesn't like beer
Nobody does this.

>being this out of touch with reality
have sex

not everyone is an alcoholic, now get cracking on that generic reply about your manliness and tolerance

I didn't need §œBoýß to tell be to avoid b**r.

He's made better. Eraserhead is stylish and in its way emotionally resonant but thematically more shallow than most of his other movies.

Alcohol and humanity have been friends for thousands of years. Can you turn you back on a friend?

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>What I don't get is how beer fags make this hooplah when they find out someone doesn't like beer.
Tell me now sincerely how many times did this really happen to you

Unless you literally go to a beer garden or a beer brewery and then proclaim there that you don't drink beer, I don't see it happening or anyone giving a fuck at all

Because they associate drinking beer and other forms of alcohol with being a grown up adult, and if you don't drink they view you as immature.

Forrest Gump
Apocalypse Now

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any tarantino movie
>talking a wall of text that tarantino think is deep and meaningful
>suddenly cut short by a unforeseen and graphic violence
>back to talking boring stuff

Don't mean you can't buy it online buckaroo
Moxie>Mr. Pibb

None because large majority of people are idiots and always have been. Just recently before they EU parliamentary elections i answered to a quiz and selected most idiotic thing to every single question for fun, today i noticed that the person actually got elected.

Retards enjoying literal propaganda with 0 artistic or professional merit on any given area is a lot easier fact to swallow.

>drinking water from the austrian alps
if you buy or drink that stuff you might as well wear a sign that says "I'm a fucking idiot"
its the liquid equivalent to those fresh air cans that morons would buy

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2001: A Space Oddyssey
Synechdoche, New York
Citizen Kane
A Clockwork Orange
Pulp Fiction
The Thing
You know it's true. I personally despise A Clockwork Orange.

I agree with you, old man. It's really because the second half, old man, is so much stronger than the first that people walk away such a strong impression of it. It also helps, old man, that the sewer scene is phenomenal and Orson Welles delivers a nearly flawless performance. I can think of a thing or two I'd change though, old man.

>not drinking homemade kvass only
All of you gay

He isn't, black dudes love samurai shit.

The prequels.

>not getting your own drinking water directly from natural spring once a month and storing it in glass tank with perfectly balanced distribution of mineral rocks

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I loved it. Think they made Freddie too autistic but hearing the songs in that glorious cinema surround audio brought tears to my eyes.

>Imagine being a pleb like this

The only people making a 'hooplah' in this thread are the anons who hate beer.

I love every PTA film

This one is unironically my 2nd favorite next to There Will Be Blood, dat Johnny Greenwood instrumental scores tho

Every lynch film
>inb4 LYNCHED

Tilda Swinton. She's ok, she's not that great for being dykey.

LYNCHED
fort not liking The Straight Story at least

Imagine being a tryhard brainlet watching slop for hours to feel smart. These movies have cultural value but it doesn't redeem them being shitty.
This. The only watchable Lynch film is Dune.

>I love every PTA film
Shit opinion. Hard Eight is waste of time with no value whatsoever and the only good scenes of Punch Drunk Love are the ones with PSH.

Please watch The Elephant Man

>Citizen Kane
>slop
Yikes.

Hard Eight is unironically better than all of the movies he made after There Will Be Blood

being expensive doesn’t make something better.
thank god yuengling is cheap, means I can drink more of it until I boot all over your nice rug.
shouldn’t have invited me over lol

it’s not their character that’s being attacked, it’s their taste.
which is the worst thing you can insult to people who actually give a shit what normalfags and zoomer shitheads think of them.
I.e. this entire board

this but unironically
I’m still willing to fight to the death over it too

>everyone who drinks is an alcoholic
are you retarded?

the plot is really not confusing whatsoever

Beer is for adults. Same goes for many foods and other drinks. There are some adults who never learned to taste new things and have the palate of a child. You might not like beer but you'd be foolish to say that everyone else is just pretending.

This all applies to films. I've seen my share of manchildren who think capeshit is amazing and that MLP is made for adults. It's not. Grow up you fucking faggots.

Sucker punch.

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>overhopped to the point of tasting like absolute shit
Protip: don't drink Amercan IPAs. That'll solve 99% of your IPA problem.

>Hard Eight is unironically better than all of the movies he made after There Will Be Blood
Now THIS is an opinion that is impossible to defend. I understand an idiot liking a stupid movie, but i dont understand how a person who likes PTA's movies would prefer his most mundane and pointless surface-level movie over actually interesting works.

>muh rosebud
Yeah no thank you.

What's wrong with you? If you want to be a man go hiking and lift weights. Drinking liquefied estrogen is not masculine and I'll say it again DRINKING LIQUID ESTROGEN IS NOT MANLY.

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>muh estrogen
only insecure faggots care about shit like this and have to prove their masculinity to others

That is a joke. There are some adults who look at jokes and take them seriously because they never learned to detect humor. You might not find them funny, but you'd be foolish to say that they're supposed to be taken at face value.

If it was supposed to be a joke he would have made the dude who disagrees with him sound unreasonable. He's being self-deprecating. If it makes you feel better, 99% of the people who visit this fucking site are just as clueless as you are.

Beer is shit. Liquor is the chad choice.

it reminds me of soapy water. I don't know anyone who really likes them, but then again I don't hang out with soi or hipsters

>confusing
lmfao, imagine this moron watching something like Synecdoche, New York

I started to love it after beginning to understand it.

Beer tastes like shit. It's only good for getting drunk.
Ironic. Beer has got more estrogen in it than söi.

Imagine being so intellectually insecure that you waste your time watching movies called shit like "Synecdoche, New York" so that you can lie to yourself that you're smart.

If you can't tell the difference between a stout at 10% and a shitty IPA at 5% you might have to stop doing coke.

Maybe I just have a shit palate but all beer tastes roughly the same to me with some slight and not very noticeable variations.

If you get a lambic handed to you, you would never gues that it is a beer.

If you just want to get drunk from stronger beers, just go with a belgian trapist. A couple of Rochefort 10 should put you down easy and they taste good. Not that bad either with 4$ per bottle.

makes me sleepy

This. Only seen it once but I was kinda bored for a lot of it

>near brushes with a Terminator

Stouts are good.

I prefer drinking local versus domestic. I got a 5 smirnoff lemon lime pussy drinks left in my fridge after a bitch flaked on me and I'll be finishing them soon. Fuck drinking alcohol it's a waste of time but does it sure feel good when you're at the bottom of the barrel mentally

>Nobody has said it

Alita

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he wasn't really Chad, that's the point. he was just some bumass nigga who finished really quickly

>lists three different types of IPA
Hello Bernie bro.

based Slavaboo

Have sex

>went to a beer tasting
What kind of gay shit is this? Just go to the gas station and buy a 12 pack you craft beer loving soifaggot.

IV is kino

It's just a name, rtard

Gran Torino is genuinely a extremely mediocre movie and is only critically acclaimed because it's Eastwood's last directed film that he also starred in.

There's a reason why drunks have mantits.

Only in the US would you ever find beer being "soi."