How would they deal in the Iron Throne War.
Chings Warlords in Westeros
Luke Watson
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Jacob Morales
Kill all Westerosi by using sound tactics and properly kowtowing
Kevin Morgan
It’s called the three kingdoms. Read it.
Luke Richardson
Its a question about East vs West Fantasy match, you fool.
Jack Green
Sounds gay.
Aiden Robinson
>implying anyone can bet the ambition of Cao Cao
Tyler Myers
it won't end well
Sebastian Hernandez
they would get fucked more than likely because medieval european armor pretty much no sells medieval asian weaponry
the only major advantages asian armies would have is numbers, in every other way they would more than likely get fucked
Mason Lopez
Lu Bu vs The Mountain?
Jaxson Barnes
>imagine being this much of a brainlet
Logan Richardson
>40 000 civilians eaten
Jace Brooks
Can Dany's teleporting and fast restocking army beat Lu Bu?
Nolan Phillips
he's right though
Samuel Wood
valarian steel is just standard steel in china
Austin Robinson
Cao Cao would laugh in Renly’s face and run off cackling like an absolute madman before his army nothing personells Renly’s men
Jacob Perez
Let me take a wild guess, Wei recked everybody
Christopher Gutierrez
>he he china so mighty and strong
>a bunch of half naked spartans show up, muscles rippling in the sunlight as they form a phalanx and kill everyone and rape the women
Carter Nguyen
>roman "hvmor"
Carson Lewis
Technically. Wei conquered Shu, but then Wei was usurped by the Sima clan who started the Jin Dynasty and conquered Wu.
Dylan Anderson
Eat the inhabitants of Kings Landing
Grayson Smith
Nice fantasy you got there
Caleb Davis
>Records of Chinese traders in Rome ofter comented on how good at selling and negotiations the romans were, as well as the size on their noses
Camden Hughes
I don't understand why would a delegate speak to some common man and ask for the emperor, is he autistic or something?
Andrew Jackson
he's asking for directions. It's something non autistic people do when they're in an unfamiliar place.
Adrian Cooper
Nigger, the fucking greeks literately invented the gym. Like they invented getting swole.
The pudgy chinks wouldnt stand a chance
And when they werent getting swole they were inventing philosophy
Jayden Gutierrez
If Sun Ce didn't die, He would have conquer the whole china together with Zhou yu.
Blake Martinez
>he's asking for directions
>when neither parties understand each other's language
So autism?
Robert Thomas
>when neither parties understand each other's language
but they do, re-read the last sentence
Easton Powell
Gayreeks got their asses kicked by the Chinese so clearly their gym didn't help.
Below is when the Chinese invaded a central asian country owned by Greek settlers solely to get horses to fight steppeniggers.
Jason Adams
He’d be lucky if he was able to conquer the Riverlands which Zhou Yu was planning on doing years later. Cao Cao was busy with Yuan Shao at the time Sun Ce was thinking about invading the north but he wouldn’t be so stupid as to not anticipate Sun Ce attacking from behind.
Connor Jackson
ahem,
FUCK YELLOW TURBANS
FUCK CAO WEI
FUCK SUN WU
FUCK DONG ZHUO
FUCK LU BU
UPHOLD FILIAL PIETY
UPHOLD THE HAN
FUCK JANNIES
Carter Howard
Fuck chinks, compare westeros to Sengoku Jidai Japan.
Nobunaga is obviously Tywin
Aaron Peterson
>steal*
Thomas Ross
Chinese people believe the longer your nose, the longer your dick. I learned this when I first went to buy cigarettes in a tobacco store in China. While I was looking at stuff the shop guy told his wife something along the lines of "look at his nose, it's quite long" and she did an embarrassed laugh. I asked a dude I met there why she did that and he told me.
Lucas Bennett
Weird how all East Asian cultures are ripoffs of and paid tribute for years to China
Ethan Bell
He cute
Samuel Cook
>the only major advantages asian armies would have is numbers
So the only thing that really matters
Ian Morris
>Fuck chinks, compare westeros to Sengoku Jidai Japan.
Cooper Jenkins
>I got everything I know about Japan from Sekiro
Benjamin Brooks
You could say the same about Europe and Romans. Germans were even calling their lands the Holy Roman Empire after they tore down the real one in the first place.
Liam Smith
Westeros is comparable to late medieval Europe. The advantage form better swords, horses, and plate armour alone would completely btfo the chinks
Kayden Robinson
and yet they got BTFO by larping Huns
Nathan Foster
>here's your zweihander bro
Chinese called it horse chopping sword. The blade was 114 centimetres long and very straight with a slight curve in the last half.
Kevin Hall
why did they feel the need to chop horses
Ian Baker
To stop the guy on the horse from trampling you.
Logan Sullivan
that still solves only half the problem.
Sebastian Fisher
Man,His retard brother together with his retard general killed the god of war and defeated Shu,that makes you think on this big what if.
Zachary Barnes
And yet medieval Europeans kept getting btfo in the crusades by sandniggers and later the Mongols that they had to hide in a castle and wait for them to go away. So clearly something is not adding up.
I never understood the worship medieval Europe gets. In terms of expanding power, medieval Europe kinda sucked. It was when they stopped being medieval and started using guns and long travelling boats they finally became feared. But for some reason we rather fantasize about worthless knights.
Isaac James
Soooooo is Total War: Three Kingdoms good?
Christian Ortiz
You chop him too once the horse is dealt with
Jordan Morgan
AI is still shit, as you might expect, but the generals can have cool wuxia duels, which is great, considering it's a large scale strategy game.
Tyler Long
Yes
no
Christian Rogers
I can't argue with ingenuity like this.
Gavin Edwards
OH yeah the """""""" unbeatable""""""""" phalanx
Chase Cooper
Nigga, Lu Bu would make Red Hare backflip and cockslap Mountain, breaking his neck. The power levels are something else.
In general, Cao Cao would BTFO everyone in Westeros after Zhuge Liang concocts an elaborate plan only to defeat Dany only to be left seething by rain or something.
Kayden Cook
Well, you also have the chicken claw sickle.
Chase Reed
Steam roll Westeros with huge armies, not fearing attrition tactics but in fact using them profusely . Enslaving non Chinese people or making them second rate citizens until they can be replaced.
Angel Cook
Dany's dragons would appear for 5 seconds and get shot by lightning because Zhuge Liang is bullshit
Cameron Long
"Not even Heaven can save Sima Yi now"
*Rains ruins fire trap*
OH NO NO NO NO
Lucas Rivera
Cao Cao was a chad and the ideal ruler
Mason Collins
basically let all them conquer the whole of europe until a bunch of Forrest niggers called germans showed up
Isaac Richardson
Jace Brown
Wrong. Only through benevolence and upholding the Han can peace come to the realm.
Justin Nelson
Cover that shit in poison and no one will come near you.
Parker White
what were the hooks for, disarming the opponent? bretty good, I am more of a triple dagger guy though
Charles Rodriguez
>Loser warlord
>Needed to have a fantasy novel written about him to be anything more than a side note in history decades after everyone's deaths
Isaac Wright
*Blocks your path*
Matthew Kelly
>half of the problem
user, falling from a horse is not pretty.
Brody Roberts
>Implying the ROTK is anything but a rigorous historical work
>weifag calling anyone a loser after Cao Cao's dynasty got supplanted by their own advisors.
Andrew Morris
>Chinks = YiTi
>YiTi is a 1000 bickering states run by 1000 faggots worshipping 1000 different gods who all claim to be some sort of gemstone fighting over being a Rhinestone Emperor, when they're not getting BTFO by literal coneheads on zebras
Planetos Chinks are even more catty and retarded than the Westerosi. They could do fuck all except cut off expensive wine imports.
Cooper Foster
Dunno about those but Deer horn knives are used like that.
>Deer horn knives are especially associated with the soft style Chinese martial art Baguazhang, which is known for its diverse weaponry. They are mainly used in trapping an opponent's weapon in aid of tying up or breaking the opponent's weapon, disarming the opponent and other close combat applications.
>Deer horn knives are normally used against longer weapons such as spears, swords, broadswords, or any weapon which uses a safe distance to attack from. One advantage of deer horn knives in comparison to a longer weapon is that seeing as the deer horn knives are direct appendages of the hands, they can be moved with great speed and precision, and along with their ease of concealment, can easily be used to catch their opponent off guard.
Leo King
Europeans constantly fought amongst themselves, Crusades were fighting in enemy territory hundreds of miles away. Sandniggers were useless except for Saladin, then they got BTFO by turkroaches. Mongols never fought western euros, they just dabbed on slavshits and got beaten in Syria. Primitive cannon were being used as early as Crecy (1346). Before decent sailing ships travel was limited so everyone just fucked up their neighbors.
Jeremiah Thompson
>Based Liu Bei giving mental damage to his heir
Matthew Baker
>watching Zhuge Liang trying to heave the retard child into a somewhat stable position as ruler
Funny.
Jaxson Cox
Absolutely based. A true benevolent and righteous ruler puts his interests and those of his family below that of his people and subalterns.
Daniel Reyes
>Be Zhuge Liang
>Benevolence
>Pls Big Wu help us defeat Cao Cao
>Retard Guan yu gets killed
>Trying to avenge him
>Defeated by Lu xun
>Pls Big Wu dont destroy us.
>Shitposting Cao Cao and Zhou yu reputation with Three Kingdom war Novel
Sebastian Rivera
they've destroyed far more stable and prosperos civilisations. the chinks strand no chance