Was it that bad?

Was it that bad?

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what did you think?

It's a "literally why" movie

No, it was decent action/adventure that i quite enjoyed.

However, it was WILDLY over budget. In addition, Disney lost confidence in the film and basically refused to commit to marketing.

Disney also chose a really shit name and didn't include "of mars" because the company has a history of shitty films relating to mars and didn't want to put people off.

Literally a book on the topic called John Carter and the Gods of Hollywood

yeah it was pretty shit

It would've been great in the 70s.

But so much shits been inspired by the old pulp books that it comes off as derivative to even the plebiest of plebs. Some of the shots were nice. Otherwise it's Sunday afternoon hangover tier.

>John Carter
I want his lips wrapped around my dick.

I don't think so. But it was an easy and safe target for critics to shit on

Fun fact: Edgar Rice Burroughs also wrote Tarzan
Really puts it into perspective

Double fun fact: Burroughs is the great grandfather of Wes Anderson.

I'd love to watch a live-action sci-fi WA movie 2bh

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but Tron did good

It was kino and wholesome. Not once did it try to tell me to racemix or be gay.
Compare it to anything else made since 2012 and it is infinitely less degenerate.
Normies don't like wholesome sword and planet or science fantasy movies.

That having been said, the books are better.

$400 million on a $170 million budget is more 'okay.' Not Avatar money.

Yes.
/thread

If only the new Star Wars movies were half as good

>Literally a book on the topic called John Carter and the Gods of Hollywood
I'm intrigued...

Too plot heavy and runs too long : solid B-
Better than most Disney Capeshit though

>bill Murray plays a retired Tarzan
I'd watch it

what you up about its a good movie

I liked it and wish they made more.

I'm guessing without the part of the story where Tarzan and Jane got immortality pills.

>Tarzan and Jane grew old
>Jane gets sick
>Tarzan decides to leave the jungle to take Jane back to London so she can be cured
>she dies anyway
>Tarzan is broken, wants to go back home but thinking he's crazy he's locked up and medicated in a retirement home Bubba Hotep style
>cameo Brendan Fraser as old George

user...you're alright

The whole plot was retarded

when he went back to earth the dude he was in the cave with was dead for so long he was a skeleton. im sure when he went back to mars his wife was a skeleton as well.

Fuck you, I liked it.

It would make a billion dollars if they re-released it but changed the title to that of the book it is adapted from, A Princess of Mars. Just cut a new trailer that doesn't show John Carter or anything from the original trailers.

The character John Carter is older than anyone alive today.

It's a movie about banging a red-skinned chick from Mars.

I loved the film as a kid. I was so disappointed that it didn't get any sequels, since the third book is amazing.

It was pulp kino.

They lost confidence mid-production because they were about to buy Star Wars.

No. A few rough edges here and there, but overall it was pretty solid.

This the thing we do where we pretend a dumpster fire movie was secretly good because it is the contestants position, like with the prequels?

>"best live action effort"
>Not talking about Pirates
Lol ok zoomer.

I liked it. Ended up being better than I expected it to be

Being a /pol/tard must truly be exhausting.

I legit forgot this existed

Only when you chimps open your propaganda holes.

*contrarian

cope harder, faggot. Nobody cares.

Is that really the DVD cover? Why put John on there twice?

It was adventure kino

Avengers came out 1 or 2 months later so I'm sure they gave it all the marketing budget

Soundtrack was amazing. The movie itself was all over the place and couldn't decide when it wanted to end and where it was leading the audience. There was clearly many things that could have been cut out to simplify the story. It definitely could've been better is all I'm gonna say.

>the company

Literally every movie before the Martian with “mars” in the title has bombed.

Everyone outside of the liberal ghetto you live in cares.

Triple fun fact: John carter was originally concieved as “Tarzan goes to Mars.”

all of the red martians were White people with spraytans
in the books they're explicitly described as looking like the "more godly races of earth men" with a copper red skin tone

One day, I hope you see how ridiculous you sound to other people.

That's kinda gay

John carter was avatar with literally everything noteworthy removed.

One day I hope you unironically die of typhus.

It was terrible. A cardboard cutout protagonist bland enough to rival the likes of Orlando Bloom or Hyden Christensen, travels through vast lands of CGI desert, to learn the ways of thinly veiled native American allegory aliens, where he uses the power of... jumping... to save Mars from Hollywood's go-to-guy for villain type-casting, Mark Strong, a shape-shifter who uses his powers mid exposition-dump to try and hide how fucking boring the story is, with a climatic wedding sequence straight out of Jupiter Ascending. Did this film come before or after Jupiter Ascending? Does it really matter? Any similarity is a bad thing, regardless of which bad movie cooked it up first.

I'm pretty sure only one idiot on Yea Forums likes this movie, and I'm pretty sure he's the same idiot who likes the short story of the niger pool cleaning robot artist.

Is that how you gauge if a movie is good or not? Pathetic

>as a kid

Protip: if you were a kid when this came out, you still are a kid.

>He's a holohoaxer too
That will be a yikes from me.

I count thrice.

16+7=23

The novel is over a century old, dude.

What? This is the worst part of even trying to interact with you chimps. Your head is so far up your own ass, you're basically having a conversation with the strawman in your broken little head.

Martians live for centuries user. They have near-perfect medical technology and vastly longer lifespans. In the books, John Carter is actually similar, he's described as "ageless" in how his nephew remembers him from childhood looking the exact same as he does now.

>23 isn't a kid
>16 is

I had sex when I was 15.

What? There's no time dilation, he was just on mars for fucking ages.

by 23 you can drive, vote (a meme, I know), buy property, etc...

People saying John Carter ripped off sci fi classics is like saying James Bond ripped off Austin Powers or Tarzan ripped off George of the Jungle. It is quite possibly the most brainlet take to have ever graced this board.

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Tfe no barsoom gf

he was on mars for a decade
they really should've explained this better than just showing the skeleton

>He responded to himself

You're still far from an adult outside the eyes of the law

Lynn Collins was great as Dejah. Only wish they'd had her nekkid like in the books. :^)

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not in the film, he was there for a couple of months

by what standards? You're definitely an adult, hell if not legally you'd be an adult at 16.

How absolutely fucking retarded are you?

I was 13 when John Carter was released.

Felt more like Star Wars than nu-Wars

I loved John Carter and thought the prequels were bad (with the exception of the soundtrack).

How is your head not up your own ass though? You're the one crying and having a fit.

I love her, lads

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you're only proving the point made

I'm neither crying nor having a fit. You're projecting again.

how long was he on earth when he went back? seemed like a pretty long time

I don't know, I never saw it. Have a great day though!

about 13 years

You see m8 this is why I didn't respond to the bait.
Just let them fetishize the niggerfaggots all they want.

He was on earth for a decade after he got back in the film, but apparently he wasn't on mars for as long as he was in the books, so I'm not sure anymore. The ending of the movie is roughly where the start of the 2nd book should be. In the books Carter basically doesn't age and has no recollection of ever being a child, so long time periods of doing fuck all isn't out of the realm of coherent story telling.

does he make it back to his wife in the books?

>In the books Carter basically doesn't age and has no recollection of ever being a child
I heard about, it's a bit weird. Is it just an afterthought or does he expand on it? But yeah in the film he's only on Barsoom for a month tops.

I liked it. Decent movie overall

it was good and i cant find a dog from the movie plushie for my gf

>MUH GAYS MUH DEGENERACY MUH LIBERAL GHETTO MUH RACEMIXING IS BAD MUH TYPHUS
kill yourself, my man.

yes so far as I've been told by Yea Forums, but I haven't made it that far yet. I'm at the part where he's still trying to escape from the river Iss.

not as far as I've read, no
I'm only on like chapter 6 of book 2

Oola was top-tier film dog

>being this mad

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By 16 you can drive also, but instead you chose to call your 16-yo self a kid.

only in burgerland, everywhere else it's 18. But it's true that you can't drink until you're 21 in the US which is kind of weird. Hard to feel like an adult when you have to sneak your way into a bar.

>Does the typical /pol/tard crying I'm other threads
>Wonders why people call him a retard
Literally every time.

But you did say those things, unprovoked...?

*In

You understand that there is literally a typhus outbreak occurring in Los Angeles, that great bastion of leftist government, right now. Right?

There you go again, where is the self awareness?

I said this He is the sperg who doesn't like the fact that someone can like films because they're not trying to convince you to fuck niggers.
If you think what I said is crying, then you're stupid as well.

why doesn't she get more roles?

she hit the wall and, based on her instagram, is kinda sorta bonkers
especially for a girl from Texas

But you have a whole board to complain about the ebuls of race mixing, why do you have to bother me about it? You can just not be a raging faggot for three seconds and go back.

This shouldn't be hard.

That's literally a complaint.

John Carter is a shit title.

It should have been called “Come Enjoy Lynn Collins Turning Your Dick Into Diamonds”

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Good question. I've never actually met a leftist that's self-aware. It seems to be another common affliction among your species.

My post was explicitly related to a film. Seems like you're the one who's lost, friend.

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damn you’re sensitive lmao

I mean, it really wasn't? It was just you pissing pants about some meme level problem that no rational person cares about. You must be new if you are confused why you get called /pol/, for saying /pol/ things like "reee MUH racemix is bad". It's not a rational thought, but you doubling down is just going to make you obvious. You can go back freely, any time.

>Comes to thread
>"You are a retard"
>WOAH WHY SO SENSITIVE

>Leftists leftists leftists
Can't you just talk about this stupid fucking flick?

It was an entertaining movie that bombed for various reasons, mostly disney's incompetence and agenda.

Feeling feverish yet? Bit of pain in the head?

Lol please enlighten me to the agenda of John Carter.

don’t act like that’s how it went, cry more

The movie didn't have one you illiterate monkey.

>blahblahblah
You're illiterate as well, it seems.
I stated my reasons for liking a movie on a board specifically meant for television and film. There's nowhere for me to "go back" to. You can't deport me. I'm a legal resident of Yea Forums and have broken no laws. John Carter is a wholesome film. Your anger won't change that. I like it because it's an American classic and it doesn't push modernity in your face hardly at all. Even the slight changes they did make from the original story don't break things. Go be upset somewhere else.

It is? Nobody else is complaining about racemixing in a fucking D list Disney film for children.

We are talking about the film though, you mentioned that Disney has an "agenda"', to do what brainlet? Tell us.

Still not white.

Do you genuinely think racemixing is bad and a valid film criticism? That's the point, retard.

Just one in a long list of pointless over budget CGI snooze fests

Jupiter Ascending
Wrinkle in time
Nutcracker 4 realms
Mortal engine
Tomorrowland

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Maybe the white savior theme of the story cut a little to close to home for them.

she's still cute tho, grainy camera and all

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Just take a second and think about yourself for a second.
You've gotten upset to the point that you're having trouble typing out coherent sentences.
Just take a chill pill and go get some lunch. None of this matters.

You are literally complaining that racemixing is a thing that tangentially happens in a flick made for fucking babies, user. That's not a film criticism. It's just making you obvious.

Is that a yes?

The good Pirates films came out before it. Everything else live-action Disney but John Carter has been shit since Verbinski's trilogy ended. The final setpiece of The Lone Ranger was great, but that's it. And The Jungle Book hardly counts as live-action.

John Carter is a confederate war veteran. That combined with the heterosexual White male hero's journey is bad optics for any modern hollywood studio. I understand why things didn't work out. I'd prefer they not make sequels than make them filled with niggerfaggots.

If you order some Jimmy John's it'll get there super quick. Seriously go eat lunch.

So you really are just a /pol/tard after all?

tfw no qt crazy haired mommy gf

>/pol/tard
Is that supposed to be an insult?

Not an argument, sweaty.

Yes, newfriend.

Neither is bitching about racemixing.

>newfriend
You have to go back faggot

I'm a racist, I'm a sexist, I'm a misogynist, and I want you to go eat lunch.

I haven't mentioned race mixing once. I'm actually still wondering about how you got the holocaust out of literally anything I said.

>Thinking being called a frequent poster on the site's second lowest IQ board with literal Nazibooz isn't an insult
Yes. You're new.

Explain how racemixing is a valid film criticism, autismo.

>screeching about a single reply for almost an hour
>calling others autismo
lunch is waiting

Then you shouldn't care if I call you /pol/.

That's not an answer. You came here to mention it. So either explain, or just go?

No one does

Maybe some people don't want to see it because they don't approve of it. But since we're talking about a movie where the white confederate war hero goes and bangs hot martian chicks, I'm really not sure why you'd ask.

Just going to give up on the holocaust thing, huh? Probably a good idea. It made you look absolutely retarded.

I don't care if you call me /pol/. You're responding to at least two people. I'm the one telling you to eat lunch. Dead fuckin serious. You'll feel better.

I'm saying you aren't rational if you don't approve of it, but tell me why, give me your best redpill.

I made the Holohoaxer reference because /pol/tards often use muh typhus as an alternative explanation to dissuade people into believing in the Holocaust.

I agree with this guy, though. Get something to eat. I think your blood sugar might be low.

>People don't have an absolute shitfit if you make fun of /pol/

>white guy goes to mars
>finds red martian princess who's really just a white girl from Texas with a spray tan
>"Nuh uh that's not wholesome that's racemixing. You can't like this movie, /pol/."
How badly has /pol/ browbeaten this place if people are willing to die on this hill? I mean come on.

Why don't you just go back or make better arguments?

Redpill you on what? Why race mixing between martians and the white man is bad? You know this is a movie right? Fiction? Not actually real?

No wonder you monkeys sperg out about movies all the time. When bad things happen to people in movies, even when they're women, or brown, no one is actually getting hurt. They're actors. It's make believe.

There's really nothing to argue about. You decided, in typical leftist fashion, to lose your shit about nothing. Then proceeded to make dozens of posts about the holocaust and other random things that popped into your tiny brain.

>Everyone who disagrees with me is a leftist boogeyman, why can't I just complain about racemixing in peace??

But I haven't complained about race mixing. I'm perfectly comfortable about a story of a white savior traveling to mars and banging the hot natives.

>Denying now
You keep posting.

Are you really so solipsistic as to believe any mention of any topic tangentially related to politics that ruffles your feathers is specifically meant to do just that? My distaste of racemixing and homofaggotry doesn't hinge on the fact that I believe movie studios are actively trying to convince viewers to partake in such activities. My distaste lies in the fact that said phenomena are present in a film at all, be it due to their wanting to make money off of sorely confused individuals such as yourself, or wanting to rake in money from benefactors who want to "push the envelope" in a way that only a modern can. In my opinion, the fact that films can normalize certain behaviors is only indirectly related to the presence of racemixing and homofaggotry within said films.

You are angry for no reason, you need to go eat lunch, and you need to come to terms with the fact that not everyone agrees with you. As well, not everyone gives a shit about your political opinions as much as you do about mine.

I literally never mentioned race mixing until you brought it up, presumably to take attention away from your retarded little holocaust gaffe.

I think he might actually believe he's talking to one person. It seems to be a common problem with "people" who subscribe to collectivist ideologies. The delusion that since they all think the same thing, or think that they do, everyone who disagrees with them must also be thinking in lockstep.

I told him earlier that he's talking to at least two people. Guy needs to seriously go get some Jimmy John's.

>racemixing is a "phenomenon" that you only engage in if you are confused
You're either a Muslim, or absolutely low IQ and fell for miscegenation memes.

>Mentions typhus
>Wonders why he is called a Holohoaxer
You can't be this new

And you still need to go eat lunch. When you finally do, think of me.

>It's bad to normalize racemixing
This is shit that gets you mocked, on some level you have to understand this right?

>>It's bad to normalize racemixing
Yes.

I’m truly fucking terrified of this bullshit they are teaching kids in colleges. Newsflash white people don't hate confederates. And most people like christians too. You people are out there.

Why, Ahmed? What anti-science blog told you that?

Not an argument

Are you also literally shaking?

There is literally a typhus outbreak in Los Angeles you fucking brainlet.

Stop shitting in the streets.

In my boots

But do you understand why A. I wouldn't know that and B. I'd jump to holohoaxers? Is this your first day here?

>talking about the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over is mockery
I've had more mature conversations on the topic of racemixing and homofaggotry with coworkers of mine born south of the border than I have with people in this thread. Not everyone believes what you believe. Pretending as such won't change that fact.

You wouldn't know that because you live in an echo chamber that ignores all the realities of the policies you support.

You'd jump to holohoaxers because you are not mentally capable of having a conversation with someone who disagrees with you and have to invent strawmen to beat in arguments.

There's a reason the NPC meme spread like wildfire. You're it.

>I've had mature conversation about the ebuls of racemixing
Lol no, you haven't. It isn't a rational position in the first place. Stop memeing already.

>It isn't a rational position in the first place.
Yes it is.

>MUH NPC
Why is racemixing bad?

You going to bother with explaining why?

It isn’t it’s just very rare.

Why do you keep asking me about race mixing? I already told you I am perfectly fine with white men in movies banging hot martian chicks.

Is the typhus affecting your brain?

and there's a reason they don't make jungle adventure movies where African savages hail explorers clad in pith helmets as their god. It was awful in Return of the Jedi and it would be awful if they tried it again today.

There's an entire board dedicated to such discussion and it isn't Yea Forums.
As I said earlier, you seem to be the one on the wrong board, friend.

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Gotta admit the film had a weird pace, but I really loved the ending scene where the last thing he sees is the love of his life.
It's a nice shot

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>Racemixing is rare
The entire US is filled with mutts lol what?

Then go there?

Do europeans really think the le 56% meme means that literally every American is 56% white? Because you act like that's what you think.

Did you not get that entire exchange or something?

I wouldve been fine if it was just an adventure movie with him and the Green Martians like Tars. Leave all the other Martians out of it. The actor they chose as Carter sucked too.

You have a very odd narrative that racemixing is rare when most of the 1st world isn't even "pure" anything, at all. It's low IQ, and the fact you don't understand why is exactly why you keep getting called a /pol/ack

No? My original discussion was related to a film? I'm not the one who started demanding hard facts to back up someone else's film criticism?
You do remember I praised the film for a lack of homoniggerism, right? Or did you forget that part? As I said, /pol/ is the place you're looking for.

Yes, I did. You still seem to be confused about who you're talking to, though.

Did you get lunch yet?

>Usues "homoniggerism" unironically in a sentence
>Spends over an hour (not) being /pol/
This must be an elaborate bait attempt because the lack of self-awareness is staggering. That isn't a film criticism you turboautist.

My mom saw it 19 times in theaters

>He doesn't see why his positions aren't better suited for /pol/

I haven't claimed race mixing is rare. I asked you a specific question on a specific comment that you made. Which you, of course, failed to answer.

The question was stupid you fucking retarded faggot.

plot sounds like a ripoff of Thor Ragnarok

I suppose I'll have to assume that the answer was yes which confirms the experiences I've tended to have with Europeans.

You sound like a butthurt kike

I said I liked the film because it didn't try to convince me to racemix or become gay. That is directly related to this specific film that this specific thread was started for. I've admitted to being all the ebil political wrongthinks I've been accused of.

>his positions
Interesting. So Yea Forums is a liberals only board, huh? Only non-/pol/ film criticism is allowed? This board is meant for discussion of television and film, not politically filtered television and film. If you want a political board, /pol/ is the place for you. I came here to discuss a movie.

>So Yea Forums is a liberals only board

Given the number of threads that tend to get deleted when liberals get their asses handed to them, that's probably a fair statement.

That’s propaganda.

Terrible lead, unfocused editing. Some pretty neat scenes though.

As a European who's never heard about the books, I've seen parts of it on tv during dinner a couple of times and it just seemed boring. Never did I want to continue watching it after I finished eating. The vehicle design was top notch though

Imagine thinking this happens, /pol/niggers get btfo on almost every board, daily to the point of entire archives worth of autism being cataloged. And you somehow think you form cogent arguments? You've been the subject of absolute mockery for over a decade.

....but why is racemixing bad?

...

It’s a misrepresentation to put racemixing into every commercial tv show and movie and then go but whyyyy are you complaining. It’s not organic.

This isn't an answer, you pussyfooting /pol/tard. Just get to the point we all know you want to make.

It's not healthy to live in an echo chamber like this. It's why so many of you absolutely lost your minds after the 2016 elections.

Not quite, it was Tomorrowland that broke the camels back and that's why we now have all these live action remakes.

They already had Marvel under their belt

>This isn't an answer, you pussyfooting /pol/tard. Just get to the point we all know you want to make.
What the fuck are you talking about?

>Nobody even mentions the election
>Getting called a crossposting fagtard means everyone around me wants an echo chamber
You people say the same things over and over. You have your own board, you aren't even welcomed here. So why waste your time?

eat lunch

Ya whatever faggot.

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you think nobody can catch on to your obvious dog whistle.

go outside
this board is not your home
it is specifically meant for discussion of television and film
your incessant off topic political ramblings aren't welcome here

>The irony

>you aren't welcome here
>not an echo chamber guys, seriously

>be user
>go to Yea Forums to discuss movies
>leave Yea Forums when you don't want to discuss movies
cool, huh?

The point that now 4 anons are trying to make is that you are a buttblasted imbecile.

/pol/ isn't an echo chamber.

>being this batshit

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It was a fun movie. A little long, but not deserving of the hubris it garnered.
Tron Legacy was amazing.
m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&t=02m01s&v=xmU-wUoAobA

Is it though? I really tried to like it. Maybe i’ll Rewatch it because I realized much later that I actually didn’t hate the prequels and George deserves a huge apology from the public.

For me, Titus (Mark Strong) being in the movie made it more fun. The only real issue I had was the run time. Not sure if it should have been broken into two movies would have improved pacing.

Oh I meant tron legacy

Oh yah.
The little gems presented in the movie were grossly overlooked.
This archived thread from yesterday has many such examples.
boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/115624975#top

Then stop mentioning politics and how racemixing and the gays make your peepee wet.

>I have no idea what crossposting is or means

Imagine believing this. Are you paid to shill for /pol/?

>Samefag just being an assblasted retard that he was called out for complaining about muh racemixing
What did you think was going to happen? A pat on the back you stupid cunt?

>be /pol/user
Go to Yea Forums for no other reason than to bitch and moan
>Complain about racemixing and blacks
>"RACEMIXING IS RARE OH AND I DONT WANT HOMONIGGERISM IN MY MOOBIES THESE LIBERALS IN THEIR GHETTOS AND TYPHUS IN COMMIFORNIA REEE
>get called a retard
>"woah man, I'm just offering film criticism :)"
>Spend almost 2 hours doubling down and being (not) mad at strangers who called him the /pol/ scum he is
Wew.

You mad.

>If you respond to me, you are mad

Oh yeah, he mad.

It was okay as an adaptation. Decent adventure film. I liked it, and I'm sad to hear it didn't do well. The series might be too alien for people, even though it is the father of space operas, Dune, Star Wars, etc.
The scene where the warship shows up and bombards the horde of green martians is great with big speakers.
John Carter should have been blonde, short-haired, Confederate veteran with Virginian accent. That's important, because he teaches Martians empathy, and he unites the different races of Mars.
The novels are great. Pure page-turners. Almost nonstop action and cliffhangers.

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Ok... But why?

GIB MARTIAN PRINCESS GF

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I think George didnt have enough stop gap to counter his autism. Writers, producers, even his wife, werent there to reign him in . Everyone involved in the projects would not confront or counter his decisions. The process may have seemed easier for him, but the end result suffered due to that.
Hes human and expressed agony over public reactions. I sympathize most for Jake Lloyd and Amed Best, tho. Especially for Lloyd. That kid didnt deserve all the shit he took.

Truth.
Anyone that denies the current messages being foisted upon the public through media and jewlywood need to fucking kill themselves.

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Or maybe, it just isn't a nefarious plot that's happening at all and Jews don't run Hollywood? Ever consider that you're gullible?

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Great argument. You sure showed me with those redpilled facts.

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Its great. The books are better.

Agreed my fellow white person.

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Who's that on her left?

>Cant actually argue so call him a joo

This still isn't an argument, you do know that right? Has Reddit ruined discourse over at your glorified r/the_donald board so much where you can't articulate anything?

It was good but it was a 90's movie. Too innocent for modern audiences.

It’s such a seminal work that literally every aspect of it has been used elsewhere (and improved upon) since it was first published. So unless it’s literaly the first movie you’ve seen, you’ve seen it before.

It’s literally the work that spawned the term “space opera.” As the term is a pejorative denoting an old story (opera) with a thin veneer of space, but no functional changes to the narrative.

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>Disney's John Carpenter
Why did the mouse make his biopic?

Thanks bro. That link safe tho?

Donald Trump is a useless leftist.

Why would I even argue with you? You have literally nothing but this strawman caricature you're screaming catchphrases at. Arguments are for human beings.

Yes.

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Your idea that Hollywood is being run by nefarious Jews out to get you has literally always been unsourced, propaganda and backed by nothing. So don't cry about strawmen when your entire position is absurd.

It's sad that you're too stupid to realize people are just making fun of you at this point.

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Whatchya doin rabbi?

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Can't believe assholes like this still exist fucking 20 years after the .com bubble. The internet has been around long enough, there is no excuse for an adult not to understand the JQ.

The cover looks like 'Tarzan in Space', which would unironically be a better title.

The absolute irony. Imaging having access to the internet and still falling for Nazi memes?

I'm an Old Testament Gnostic. I follow the real hebrew laws. The people masquerading as Jews have stolen the tradition from the true descendants of Jacob. Everything modern Jews do is completely heretical, they are literally destroying the world with their wrong practices that disobey the Old Testament. I developed my positions on this far before I had ever read any Nazi literature. Nazi's were mostly correct, but they had some flaws too. You are an idiot I'm afraid.

I enjoyed the goofy sci-fi feel of the movie, was solid adventure overall. But I watched it years after premiere. When it was new and I've seen the title "John Carter" I had no idea what this movie is about, assumed it's some shitty drama or something and never even thought it might be sci-fi. Terrible title, "Princess of Mars" would be much better.

>They lost confidence mid-production because they were about to buy Star Wars.
Now look at them now

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>Nazis were mostly correct