ITT: times you acted like The Hound
>girl scouts come to my door to sell their cookies
>shout "EAT SHIT DWARF!" as they run away
ITT: times you acted like The Hound
Liam Moore
Colton Torres
>go to popeyes
>finally get to counter
>black girl asks me "finna gunna get yer ordah"
>mumble, begin to reach into my pockets for my wallet but only find spaghetti
>"wut you sayin cracka?"
>pull my hand from my pocket and my spaghetti spills to the floor
>"if you open your cunt mouth one more time I'm gonna eat every fucking chicken in this building"
>cashier's five boyfriend's beat my ass
>banned from popeyes forever
Robert Jackson
Either the Hound died with everyone else in this massacre, or he died fighting Brienne.
This incarnation of his character past this point was a fanservice zombie akin to Robert Strong
Austin Hughes
>be me, sitting at home
>something slams into the window from outside
>walk out and see a bird twitching on the ground
>as I get closer it tried to move away but can't
>crouch down to stroke it and say "No little bird, I won't hurt you."
>haha, dumb bird believed me
>fuck it bloody
Colton Baker
>waiting for little brother to get his shit together so I can drive him to school (I was 16 so I could drive)
>5 minutes late and I can see him grabbing all his stuff
>As he opens the door and runs out I put my dad's car in reverse and peel out of the driveway and drive off
>In rear view mirror I can see him waving his arms trying to stop me
>Get to school
>Mom is calling asking why I left my brother behind and why she has to drive him now
>"He ran... Not very fast"
William Cook
Seriously now, is there a more heartwarming moment on GOT than Loras proclaiming the Hound the Champion of the tourney and everybody rejoicing and happy at the Hound?
The looks of confusion of Sandor are beautiful
Lucas Bailey
>decide to dress up as a hippie for holloween
>give one of my white T-shirt’s to my sister to make it look psychedelic
>it comes back a weird grey colour
>”You're shit at dying, you know that?"”
Zachary Lopez
>another pointless day of existence
>no friends
>no gf
>play Showdown again
Christopher Campbell
>grandfather on deathbed
>refuses to call lawyer
>yell "IF YOU DIE WITH AN UNWRITTEN WILL I'LL RAPE YOUR FUCKING CORPSE!
Ian Lewis
Kill yourself reddit nigger
Jeremiah Sullivan
based
Alexander Reyes
>go to KFC
>GIVE ME A CHICKEN
Kevin Brown
Haha
David Torres
>Attack my brother, who is a foot taller and 30lbs heavier, with an amateur record of 6-1 in MMA while my fighting experience consists of watching John Wick 2
>Get beaten
Carter Ward
I want to cuddle with the Hound while he moves his hand through my hair and holds me close with his other hand
Lincoln Morris
Kill yourself faggot scum
Joseph Gonzalez
>the hound never got to smash this cute twink
He would have had a happy moment
David Ward
I wish the Hound kissed Sansa toward the end of Season 8. He's so sexy but I like the book version better and better than any fictional character I've been attracted to
Adam Evans
Fuck off Sansa, go give Sweetrobin a nursing handjob you glorified babysitter
Michael Carter
Implying you wouldn't like to cuddle with the Hound.
Anthony Campbell
Kill yourself faggot scum
Justin Barnes
What, can't you do it you lazy desu
Blake Brooks
>Book has his scar on the left
What did they mean by this
Austin Powell
>trick or treating with friend years ago
>knock on door
>lady who is old as fuck, at least 85 years old answers the door
>'trick or treat'
>she looks at me
>'aren't you a little old to be trick or treating?'
>respond with 'aren't you a little old?'
Julian Nguyen
The left was historically considered sinister, evil. I speculate that GRRM put the Hound's scars on his left side for this reason; he had other apparent esotericism in his books such as the references to the number 7 especially in relation to religion.
Oliver Russell
I was played by four different actors that look nothing alike once.
Liam Cook
>if any girl dies with a clean cunny, I'LL RAPE HER FUCKING CORPSE!
John Taylor
I like girls corpses
Jeremiah Howard
>getting your ass kicked
>acting like the hound
pick one
Adam Phillips
>bulking
>come back from the gym
>tell my mother to bring me one of those chickens she keeps in the fridge
>she says I'm getting fat
>tell her I think I'll take two chickens
>she says I don't understand, I'm about 240lbs and I'm damaging my health
>tell her if any more words come pouring out her cunt mouth I'll have to eat every fucking chicken in the room
>flip the table and go to my room to eat alone
Christopher Evans
I bet you're scared to leave your bedroom faggot
Connor Thomas
>people say i should join the military
>"fuck the kingsguard"
>"fuck the king"
>drink wine
Jaxon Stewart
'cause he hates them all
Gabriel King
FUCK OFF
bald cunt
Ethan Butler
Jacob Collins
god I love being sassed by Popeye's cashiers
Elijah Morris
who's saying that? Do you have mandatory conscription? Just go, it's fun.
Joseph Peterson
>the Hound
>not getting his ass kicked
Jack Peterson
He's like historical Ireland, very tough and personally fearsome, but doesn't do well against more "civilized" and "official" forces that know what they're doing
Connor Bell
>Be Judge at Supreme Court
>Lawyer says he rests his case
>"You're a talker..."
Josiah Taylor
based schizo
Chase Gutierrez
>At pet store getting chew toys for my dog
>See rubber chicken
>"Think I'll take two chickens"
Juan Turner
>mute girl ask for charity money on school campus (she everything printed on paper)
>some kind of NGO for deaf-mute kids
>hands me pen and paper where you're supposed to write the amount of money you donated
>take pen and write:
>0
>signed: user
>casually walk away
I can see in corner of my eye she wanted to yell at me, but she could not
Noah Diaz
kek
Logan Harris
Deaf men don't need silver
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>I can see in corner of my eye she wanted to yell at me, but she could not
Ian Martin
Based
Parker Martin
>neighbor's daughter (12) at my door, selling lemonade to buy herself a phone with own money
>chit-chat with her but other neighbors are walking down the street and I don't wanna make it weird, buy a lemonade and say goodbye
>close door
>big SIPP
>not enough sugar
I should've fucked her bloody
Dylan Sanders
you're really bad at this