Why do all badasses have names starting with J?

Johnny Sack

Imagine watching John Wick except his name is Shlomo Shekelstein

formally juck

go on /pol/ less

Jiminy Cricket

Joe Rogan

Agent Jack Bauer

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Ron Jambo

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Robert Paulson

Joan of Arc

John McLane

JASON VOORHEES

Jonah Hill

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I'm convinced

Jackie Chan

still no badass Justins in movies

justin timberlake in "In Time", sci-fi kino.

>badasses
>Jesus
kek

Look at this fuckstick forgetting about the JOKAH

Jonah Jameson

James Cameron

JJ Abrahams
Jar Jar Binks
Juno
G.I. Jane

>Ethan Hunt > All those shitters
I don't know, bro
Your theory doesn't check out

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*whips jews*
Hes a badass alright

Julius Caesar

john maldraw

More like gets his ass whipped and nail to some wooden sticks.

Jackie chan
John Mclane
Jared Leto
Joestar bloodline
Jerry Seinfeld

Jews

Joseph Stalin.
Joseph Goebbels.

J. D. Trump

Imagine the smell

Joey Tribiani

the thread was about badasses, not lardasses

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I think there was a story where some kids were making fun of him and he summoned a fucking bear from the woods to maul them.

>I. SAID. CONSIDER. THE. FUCKING. LILIES

Jack Ryan

Jack Reacher
John Shaft

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

the boomer hero we deserve

>ctrl+f leb
>0 results

Jeffrey Lebowski. You guys are pathetic.

>thread about badasses starting with J
>No one mentions James bond
You let me down Yea Forums

Tom Cruise tends to be called Jack a lot in movies.

Ethan's a nickname, he's called Jermaine by birth

John connors

MORE TIME

That’s a lie his real name is Mike.

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Literally in the OP ffs

>John McClane
>John Matrix

They're everyman names so the average guy can identify with them.

Found the jew. Jesus was certified based

Anglo Saxon names, you mean.

If your name doesn't begin with a J you're basically fucked from birth and may as well kill yourself

What about N?

What about I?

Norman, Norris, Nigel, Norbert, Nelson

What about G?

>Nick

George, Geoffrey, Gerard, Gerald, Gary, Gus

>Joffrey Baratheon

Jet-to Black-ku

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The actual reason is because these are all pretty common every day names so it makes the characters easier to identify with to the common man

The most common name is mohammad you faggot

They all used to be JB in fact.
James Bond
Jack Bauer
Jason Bourne

That's Elisha, they made fun of him for being bald.

Jennifer Lawrance

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Yagsbarro

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That's a lie his rich name is Jay

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J.I. JOE

who else /joseph/ here?

Based and redpilled

Not me, I like to mow my own lawn

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In latin script L is easily the most aesthetic letter. J i guess follows in kind.

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Based dubs Jackie.
>There's a shit-load of fictional action-heroes named Jack

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Jimmy Neutron

She has a fantastic pair of tits

Have sex

>Jerry Seinfeld
>badasses

wat

Based

It's basically all of JoJo sans part 5.

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jesus was a jew

Jotaro joestar

>JC Denton
Fuck

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Why do all badasses have names starting with S?
Shaft
Sarah Connor
Snake Plissken
Spartacus

I hate navel rings.

Jack Sparrow
Johnny English
Johnny Sins

Sneed

Jeff Costello

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Jag sbarro

Jon Snow

Trudeau

J. Jonah Jamesson.

Jason Grills.

jin roh

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Jeb!

Unironically this

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>Shouldn’t have had to stroll this far for the correct answer

Jonald J Trump

Nah screw Js, your a bunch of chumps
t.K masterrace

Joey. (Not famous but a good friend of mine)

>name normally starts with a J
>parents gave me the G variation

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Gion?

Geoff

If all action characters named Jack fought all the ones named John, who would win?

based

The first JoJo

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Jon Benet Ramsey

You forget the fucking legend Jason King!

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because JEW also starts with J.

Jon Snow
Jorah Mormont
Judge Dredd
Jeff Goldblum

Jar Jar Binks

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bless this post

>tfw indiana jones doesn't fit

My sides

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t. commie

Based

kill yourself

based

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Jrie Larson

Shut the fuck up dickless spic

AMEN

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>ctrl + f
>John Rambo
>0 Results.

fuck this zoomer kingdom

Blessed and heavenpilled

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amen

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE NEED MORE TIME

>not snake pliskin
fail

you aren't a badass if you get killed by some jews

Jack Reacher

Jason Statham

then why did he have a mexican name?

This

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Commies hate religious beliefs/themes, though.

Based

Cringe

Woah...this is deep.

Jack Reacher

JoJo.

Based and AMENpilled

Judas

have sex

Jazz Jennings

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BASED

Her pussy/asshole combo is even better. Gotta give her credit where credit is due.

>spends most of Last Crusade being called "Junior"

Jesus

John Connor

wait, I thought his name was nigger-faggot?

>Justin Trudeau
>Jacinda Ardern
>Juan Guaidó

Oh shit

>muh magic jew

BASED

Jean-Luc Picard?

Jack Bauer.

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jesus was a different tribe than merchants, who actively tried to get him killed

Jim here

Fuck, I had never even considered the posibility of a JoJo part set in Russia, but it'd sounds great.

>mfw Stands in the USSR

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I wish he would pay me to pound his bp

Ian?

SHE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

The Jerminator

>Jarosław
that's badass, right?

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I just watched JW3, and all I want to know is how can other movies compete?

Jack Bauer.

Based

Jared taylor

Jonald Jay Jrumpf

Yes user, you're badass

Why has no one mentioned Jaden Smith yet

Joker

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Jack Sparrow

>Jaragorn

Jake Skywalker

How based is Jonathan?