ITT: unironic "Really? Jesus Christ" moments

SOA is cringe kino

It's says song yet it's written in prose instead of verse.

The same scene was kino in LOTR

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People have joked about the series having this sort of cliché, hackneyed ending for years, then they went ahead and filmed exactly the ending that people had greentexted about on Yea Forums. I was genuinely laughing until the end of the episode, and I didn't even think the rest of it was that bad.

Walt’s machine gun antics
LOST’s reveal that the smoke monster is just an old misty island dude
The entirety of SOLO and TLJ

and 6 and 7

Because LOTR (the book) literally starts with Tolkien telling you that he translated the book the hobbits wrote

The whole "we wrote a book about our adventures that has the title of the series!" trope is just a complete meme at this point, besides the fact that lord of the rings already did it.

honestly 5 is the worst

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>I fucked Ted
Hate this bitch

fucking lol

Almost every scene in Terminator Genysis

They should have had Gurm come in and tell everyone to buy his books

5 is the beginning of the downfall but 7 and 8 are on another level of bad, just not disappointing because what were you expecting asshole

Even the Youtube comments are negative towards this. Specifically Marie freaking out when Skyler was only in water for 2 seconds. Breaking Bad got really sloppy after the first two seasons. youtube.com/watch?v=A6r2f6n3Hfw

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It barely even about ice and fire. What the fuck were they thinking.

Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin. lets rebuild the brothles first

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Pretty much everything in the last 4 seasons on this shitshow

What was she supposed to do? Walt was a monster. She needed to protect herself and her children from the danger he put them in. But she was loyal enough to Walt (or at least wanted to protect her family from the effects it would have) not to tell Marie and Hank what was actually going on. So she understandably was going crazy because as far as they were concerned everything was fine and the problem was with her. And this was her way of communicating to them how bad it had gotten.

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i was pretty annoyed with the joke about tyrion not being mentioned in it even though he is a major player and it would make zero sense not to mention him.

based Yea Forumsfag

Impressive

just fuckin stop. literally get over it it's just a fuckin tv show, you're what's wrong with society. bigger fish an all that

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what the hell is this

>he doesn’t know

and i would like to know actually, thanks

This one was a major cringe moment for me

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Everything after the stabbing was just fan-disservice

I didn't like it when it happened in the show, but I actually do like when they say the title of a work in the show/movie itself.

It's a true story?

They made him....'suck'?

how would one go about laughing invisibly?

A really sensible chuckle

yeah.

Is that why got is so shit? Because they made a song and a game into a movie.

Anyone have the Shrek edit of that?

Unironnicaly nothing wrong with that. Bronn knows about the keynesian multiplier and the fact that Westeros is pretty much a closed economy where very little wealth is leaving the continent. So by helping the private sector rebuild itself by subsidising them he's making sure new jobs will be created quickly and people will be able to spend their money on something everyone (poorfags as much as richfags) want to spend their money on : sex. Sex sells. The profits made by the brothels will go directly back into the westerosi economy as finance capitalism hasn't made its apparition in Westeros.
Meanwhile the others want public funds to go to a state owned navy which isn't going to do much. The master of ships should rather argue for subsidising the private sector of ship construction so that trade can be made easier.

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>please switch to disc 2
gets me every time

Audible kek.

You're on a board designed to discuss TV. You are the one who should get over yourself.

tyrion was always someone else's right-hand man, was consistently stiffed of acknowledgement by the people he advised, and changed sides multiple times, making his motivations difficult to follow and explain for someone who didn't watch the show. It makes perfect sense that he wouldn't be in the history

that's not why he wasn't, but it does make sense

I thought the knighting of brienne was nice and a good conclusion to her arc

Why are the two E's different

Unfortunately the ACTUAL conclusion of her arc was crying over the sister-fucker who pumped and dumped her
Cool female empowerment bro

One of the neat things about Yea Forums is some of these abilities being used to shitpost as hard as possible

I unironically had to pause when this happened because I was laughing too hard
Even through all the stupidity I never thought they would really pull the "Ah, it was truly A Song of Ice and Fire: A Game of Thrones brought to you by HBO after all"

but then they did
and I completely lost it
Best comedy of the decade

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nice catch. So fucking sloppy.

It truly was a game of thrones.

there it is

>doesn't know about debt or simple math
Yep, knowing about brothles makes for the perfect master of coin, you know, since littlefinger knew about that as well.

It doesn't make sense because the inciting incident for the scourging of the Riverlands (aka the first act of war) is Tyrion's kidnapping.

>come to a board that talks about tv and film
>complain when they are talking about tv and film
hello?

Christ

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There's a whole meta-story about how the story was brought to the "real world" by an Anglo-Saxon seafarer named Ælfwine of England who happened upon the Straight Road to the Island of Tol Eressea where he was told the stories by the Elves out of a copy of the Red Book of Westmarch.

Holy shit lmao

>t. softcunt amerishart
So what that Walt cooks meth on the side, it's not like he's a serial killer stabwound rapist. Also, her character was selfish, cuntish and entitled, including smoking while pregnant, gloating about cheating and just doing entitled cuntish things. I mean you could make the excuse that "she feels threatened by this unchartered territory" and also lol husband and wife logic, but there is a definite cultural element, i.e. American women truly have the worst maintenance-to-actual value. I've never dated an Asian but from shit ive noticed from college and the workplace, they are a close second in the entitlement table, despite what retarded weeaboos (who overdosed on anime) think. I struggle to see a yurop remake as that version of skylar just wouldnt make sense. Both Eastern and western european women are just different on a psychological level.
>keep in mind this is just a generalisation of national societal norms, and not some concrete list, you can meet a humble or overentitled girl anywhere in the world. Also any same one can be an amalgam of down to earth shy girl and crazy overentitled bitch just depending on mood, weather outside and a random fucking coinflip

>the true detectives were the friends we made along the way

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>So what that Walt cooks meth on the side, it's not like he's a serial killer stabwound rapist.
Walt was getting their family involved in Mexican cartel shit. Skyler however is a retard for not just calling the police immediately.

Do you niggers also read once in a while? The narrators in LOTR and GOT both take their cue from literature proper. How are we supposed to ever hear their epic if it wasn't passed down in some manner? It's possibly the most basic storytelling convention there is.

have sex
unironically

>Even the Youtube comments are negative towards this
Well if those are the standards we have to apply when judging the quality of the scene...

zoomers will never know this pain

She should have died, the only one that got a good redemption are was Theon

Didn't they literally use the phrase "game of thrones" in season 1 though? How is this more "really?" than that?

Jon snow and Dany are the ice and fire

I don't know. He was a bad man, but his family were idiots too. Even walt jr stabbing his father in the final episode, that seemed maddenning to me, for one they're threatened but not that threatened and two, he is still his father and that level of disrespect is wrong on any level, even the fact the kid is a physical retard is no excuse. This suburban middle class family suck at domestic violence.
Also walt's main mistake was not doing cartel shit, but getting the neonazis involved and getting his brother in law killed. But he got his comeuppance in the end.

I'm a zoomer and I remember having to switch out discs mid-movie. Hell I even remember VHS tapes and audio cassettes. Maybe it's because I'm easter european though. Our tech was (and still somewhat is) lagging behind the west.

>it's not like he's a serial killer
But he has murdered multiple people. We know he doesn't intend his family harm. But does Skyler know that anymore? And regardless he's putting them in danger. Todd and his cousins come to their house and threaten her and Holly. So the danger is very real.

>her character was selfish, cuntish and entitled
Walt was exactly like this. He was extremely narcissistic. He killed Mike because Mike dared insult him, in ways that weren't even that bad (and certainly weren't untrue).

>gloating about cheating
She did this because Walt had been emotionally distant, gone for long periods of time and wouldn't explain why. Nothing she tried to get through to him worked. Ted was emotionally available and she could have some semblance of normalcy around him. She also obviously did it out of spite.

>but there is a definite cultural element, i.e. American women truly have the worst maintenance-to-actual value.
I think you're generalising. I live in NZ and all the women in my family are like Skyler and Marie. Difficult, demanding, catty bitches. And I have to think Walt started dating her because he admired her intelligence and her independent-mindedness.

The Shield

I still have to switch files because my super large torrent was split in two at the same point. Kino

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Yeah you fucking/lit/let
you fucking retard

well not super large but you get the point.
Not sure why the files were split.

Go back
lel

He was gay, Gary Cooper?

NO!

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“At last... after all these years... I have finally become the Game of Thrones”

You know you could just remux them together right?

Sam is the fat fuck's self insert so he essentially did just that.

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Context makes a big difference. Referencing the power struggle as "the game of thrones" in a throw-away line is plausible for an educated character to say. Whereas this whole scene is about a book of the series' story with the same title as the irl book the series is based off.

The might has well had Peter Dinklage turn to the camera and say " That was quite the Game of Thrones" at least then I'd feel like I was in on a joke.

Yes

Because of that it looks like 'A Song of Ice and Firg'

Holy fuck, that's based.

He was convicted of killing his nephew the king and his father the hand. His kidnapping started the war. He wouldn't make it into the history books 100 years down the road, but he definitely deserves to be in a contemporary book.

Because it's hamfisted as fuck. The prophecy being alluded to in that title didn't even appear in the show, much less play any significant role.
Game of thrones is something that could be used, though at that point in time wasn't the best for the namedrop, seeing as there was one throne, one seat of power, at that moment. It takes a bit of dramatic license but it fits. "A song of Ice and Fire" makes little sense, especially since the Ice part ("""Long""" Night) lasted like a week. And the Fire part was almost only KL, with some dabs here and there.
Seriously, just calling it "A Game of Thrones" would make more sense

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They made him... 'sneed'?

If you're having trouble fitting the ice and fire with the show it's more likely you being a dumb nigger. Case in point, you genuinely believe 'ice and fire' has to mean actual fucking ice and fire. And as a note on the side, if the prophecy isn't in the show the title can't intrinsically allude to it, and extrinsic allusions would be productive but besides the point, brainlet. I'm not gonna write out an entire literary essay here, just gonna let this stand and let you and everyone else reflect on how dumb you made yourself appear.

I miss these

cringe

firg off lahey

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>title can't intrinsically allude to it, and extrinsic allusions would be productive but besides the point
Then it's just there for the sake of reference?
Also, you haven't made an argument

It's plain plagiarism from the end of the Lotr when Frodo shows that he has written the Lotr book.

Star Wars was written down in The Journal of the Whills. I bet $5 Rey writes it at the end of IX.