Why did they call her "Moaning Myrtle"?
Why did they call her "Moaning Myrtle"?
Wyatt Martin
Zachary Powell
cuz she moans when you diddle her
Jose Walker
Less lewd than "Squirtle Myrtle."
Connor Clark
>ywn make myrtle moan
fuck it bros why prolong the inevitable
time to kill myself so I can be a ghost with her
Camden Reed
anyone ever have the pleasure of using the men's room at Universal's Harry Potter land?
hard not to get an erection, even surrounded by other dudes pissing
Robert Cox
the actress looks 30 years older than she should be
John Adams
She looks like Geddy Lee
Thomas Watson
ha ha ha imagine going into moaning myrtles washoom and taking a big dump into her ghost toilet knowing she can taste your shit when it flushes through her ha ha ha what a prank
Austin Lopez
That bitch was like 30 in those movies.
Adam Anderson
well she's a ghost
Alexander Foster
she like the deh
Hunter Clark
She's a ______
Liam Williams
the patrician recognizes older women as the greatest of life's pleasures
Josiah Mitchell
Bitch looks like Burn Gorman.
Christopher Diaz
The actress was born in 1965, so she was in fact in her late 30s when she played the character.
Mason Rodriguez
she had hemorrhoids
Aaron Kelly
More like Squirting Myrtle.
Kayden Cooper
that makes it even better
Anthony Wilson
They def put out way faster. And they do some nasty ass shit. So yeh, if you get hit on by a 6/10 older chick, don't be so quick to dismiss her.
Ian White
Shirley is a goddess and Harry was a damn fool
Ghost girls do crazy shit that breathers can't even imagine
Asher Johnson
Johnny Depp
Hunter James
>he doesn't want to fuck prime johnny depp in drag
Juan Nelson
Fuck off, VF
John Allen
what does ghostpussy feel like
Landon Hill
Ever stick your hand into cold pudding? It's amazing, the slime is so thick the labia will stick to your fingers. When they start pushing their hips in rhythm with your strokes you can fit your whole arm in there and their screams will make your ears bleed.
If you ever get the chance definitely bang a ghost girl. Besides, they get hella lonely and could use the company.
Michael Reyes
That would be quite "lit" xD
Dominic Watson
I read it in Haggrid's voice
Alexander Barnes
"Ya ever snog a ghost, Harry? Best puss in the entire wizarding world in my humble opinion. Dumbledore says so, too."
Lincoln Butler
Marvelous snatch
Ian Ramirez
She looked like an almost 40 year old trying to play a young adolescent, and she was.
Daniel Martin
Orgasming Olga was too much.
Nathan Sanders
She died with a pocket rocket in her ass
Thomas Bennett
I just now found out she's played by an actress and they didn't just CGI Harry and Hermione's faces together to portray her
Henry Martinez
God damn these movies are so good bros, all but 4 are kino
Easton Rivera
Hahaha imagine you went in there to shit and jack off and the whole time you just knew she was watching you and maybe even you ask her to watch hahaha
Cooper Long
Why did they cast an ancient alien to play her?
John Murphy
how the fuck would dumblefag know?
Elijah Jones
what does she look like now
Dominic Nelson
I masturbated there during halloween horror nights
Christian Reyes
fuckin dummies in the production office cast virginia woolf for the role
Josiah Turner
...that's just Harry Potter in a wig, isn't it?
Gavin Kelly
dumbledores a faggot faggot