Haha that's funny. Yeah, i'm not good looking. I'm not fit either. But you know what I have that you don't...

>A serious actor

have you met my husband jonah

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>imagine being this delusional

BOOM

he was abusive because he saw you growing into a big faggot and wanted to set you straight. he failed

i miss this meme guys

To defeat the whore, you must become the whore

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Too bad you don't care about your diet as much as you care about people Jonah.

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You have three holes, so I'm not going anywhere.

STOP IT

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>I have heart
Nah, i don't think so.

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Cringe. Seethe harder roastie.

>Abusive towards your mom
>Didn't beat his ass to the point of it becoming a crime
Lotta pussies on this board

>Haha, that's funny. Can you pee in my mouth after the show?

M O R E
T I M E

Yes, Jonah, and in a few years you'll also have a heart attack because you might say that you care about people, but you don't care about yourself and you'll know that nobody actually cares about you, you fat fuck

Does his sister endure the same treatment (abuse) as him on a press tour?

begone witch, you were already defeated

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>Uhh, alright, that was a bit uncalled for, maybe we should just transition to War Dogs now
Literally all he had to do and he would’ve won. You don’t need some ebin comeback, just shut her down and show the audience how immature she was being.

Jonah made a raunchy comment himself not long before. The tone was already set, she made a joke and he got butthurt, end of story.

she did nothing wrong.

Jonah is a fat ugly jew.

she's a beautiful aryan Frenchy.

Ornella herself provoked the raunchy comment

I thought you were Jewish, isn't that why Steven Spielberg hauled you out of that fast food joint and got you a job?

In what way?

platinum Yea Forums thread

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>Yeah I’ve fucked them both and it’s not what it’s cracked up to be. Brad always has to be take the lead and Leo looks at himself in the mirror during and after.

>I have a heart
riddled with disease

the comeback doesn't work this time, if she said that after Jonah's heartfelt speech she would look like a massive asshole

WE HAVE HER NOW

>I do have quite the face for radio, Orny, you've got me there. Would you say this is what Brad meant by me becoming a Sirius actor?

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>Have to Make up a shitty image and call a"Win"
>When He is pretty much calling a woman ugly in*current year*
We already got answers but not this one.

BASED

It's over lads, we won.

lol

Jonah: So what Ornella, I'm part of the chosen people of God. Look at what we're sending to your country. Look at how we are ruining the European economy. Look at how we're responsible for all the wars in the middle east and you get all the refugees in Europe.

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the thing about this meme is that while incels search for a good comeback, they miss the fact that he already handled it PERFECTLY. In this game that Ornella create by insulting him, his best move was to simply not play. Sure, he may come off as lacking a sense of humor, but the reality is that there is no way to clap back at her without seeming petty, so Jonah just kind of ghosts her and moves on.

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>my dad was abusive
>But he did nothing when we all laughed in his face
Yeah, sure. Sounds like the biggest mistake he made was raising a gaggle of faggots and letting mom trick you into believing he was abusive.

BUHBUHBUHBASED

I cried

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.