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90 Day Fiance - Seceret Family Edition


/ourboy/ Colt got played by that Brazilian whore! She already has two kids. WTF bros?

First Episode WITH official black commentary:

youtu.be/jWA22lpPBMI

highlights from past seasons:

youtu.be/eVOEEtPxUl
youtu.be/SnoU7HwYN9k
youtube.com/watch?v=36Vy5S-vvJk
youtube.com/watch?v=N130GqAO4Ok
youtube.com/watch?v=PR2v1FB99jU
youtube.com/watch?v=WalTxG48wm0

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discord.gg/MKHVcyV
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I thought Colt and Colton was one of those modern day Chad names, why does this fat basedboy have that name? Is he actually based?

I know 4 Coltons and only one is anything close to a Chad

That’s a better rate than the general population

>confirmed /g/entoomen
>make well over 6 figures
>still live with mom
>refuses to buy a second car despite living in arizona and having no a/c
>has the body of an over microwaved marshmallow
>dress his cats in retarted outfits
>to cheap to even buy his fiancee flowers at the airport
>despite all that he still got caught slamming multiple 10/10 fans of the show

yea im thinking he's based

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Why do people who make a lot of money choose to be cheap? Is it a psychological problem?

yes

youtu.be/WGZx8RoIFzU

Does Colt literally bring his mom over for everything?

yea pretty much. Even has her pick him up from work. Only time he's not with her is when he's fucking larissa or cheating on larissa. Thats not an exaggeration either.

absolutely based

Check it out full episode of 90df of Americans Catfishing foriegners instead of the other way around lol

youtu.be/h1TE3whbHlg

Kek the coal burner is gonna get together with the beta white guy after leaving her jamicon boy toy. Have fun raising her 3 kids bro.

Holy shit at that second to last one with the fat white chick who's so desperate to hug her yummy brown man even though she's been told it's not acceptable in public.

theyre a great couple

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youtu.be/dym4IF0z3sY

BASED INVESTOR

>She already has two kids.
she looks pretty good for 2 kids desu

definitely starting to hit that latino wall

Fat momma's boy with a domineering mother. Of course the Colombian bitch is a scammer, he's prime pick.

I can't figure out why the girl's family hates the Moldovan guy. He's a frickin conan the barbarian. Perfect for a woman.

>Does Colt literally bring his mom over for everything?
Colt fucks his mom, I guarantee you.

Why does the white bitch fit every single stereotype
>imports a black guy thinking it'll save her life
>he cheats on her instantly
>she meets with her friendzoned ex behind his back and realizes she fucked up
>then she starts thotting it up at nighclubs
Its like a /pol/ shitposter wrote up every single one of her scenes

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Contrived drama

Wait. Who was this??

Ashley? The guy whos marrying the Jamaican guy

What would you call these body types?

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youtu.be/Mah5mcQMJmo

Oh okay. Not the one from a few seasons ago?
I haven’t kept up with the show

How is this David a real person?

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>I asked my manager to film him to make sure he got in it and didn't have his son do it for him.
lmao what the fuck

Kirlyam is cute! CUTE!

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join nigger
discord.gg/MKHVcyV
Tbh

discord is gay desu

This show is like a disasters you can predict .

How good looking to you have to be to get a girl like her? She’s so fucking hot to me

looks are nothing, its how deep your pockets can go

Would any of you anons ever consider getting married for a green card ? I've been propositioned by various women but I've never really thought too much into it.

Yes , however am currently a janitor and I doubt somebody would want me.

Oh boy, thanks for the link

do they get to fuck their 90 day fiance?

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how do i find women who need green cards

Why tf this bitch sound like jar jar binks

he's the enemy of the architect

She looks like a dude and he looks like a chick transitioning

I work in a big fancy restaurant. I either meet women who work there or I get introduced to them because they're the cousin, sister, or relative, of one of the guys I work with. Some of them are pretty hot too.

>tfw you'll never get married in an RV park

People get rich by being cheap.

>go my young apprentice

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>Didn't want a 9/5 job
Amazing

colombia,brazil,russia,thailand,philippines,venezuela,mexico,dominican republic,ukraine,vietnam.

in no order but stay the fuck away from first world nations like england or france, the middle east(you converting over to their "religion") or africa.

But honestly a couple grand,a 2 week vacation and dressing up nice can get you the use of a 18-35 hot woman for the night in any of those countries i mentioned above. fucking a 18 yo filipina bargirl will run you 35-40 usd for all night.

being a Mormon will get you a wife like THAT?

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how do I get brazilian (white) gf

ask their parents to save them for you