What's the point of adapting It if you aren't going to include the turtle from outer space and the underage gangbang?

What's the point of adapting It if you aren't going to include the turtle from outer space and the underage gangbang?

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to make money

Hold up


They're not including the underage gangbang? Then why even bother?

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did they take out the shower scene? that was my first erection

Noah Schnapp is extremely handsome.

because things in a 1000+ page book cannot work in a 100 minute movie.

th-the underage boy in a shower scene user?

The turtle is in the 2nd

>underage gangbang

wat

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They want to make money off stupid zoomers who eat this kinda shit up but not offend the delicate sensibilities they've been indoctrinated with, in other words, faggotry.

They all run a train on the girl in a sewer to form a bond strong enough to provide spiritual protection against IT.

The concept has some basis in Hindu lore where sexual energy is positive, and strong enough to drive off evil spirits, but the underage train thing is because Stephen King is one sick puppy.

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More the clown crawling out of the hole. I wish that was my hole he was spreading open.

the new It is legit good. I don’t get scared from movies and I was still entertained

>that scene where Patrick gives Henry a rape handjob and Beverly is turned out by it

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*turned on

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>dude here’s what happened in a book you wrote over twenty years ago

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Jesus Christ that art makes me sick

What are you implying? His coked-out fiction from (thirty-three) years ago is totally analogous to the president finding physical humor funny.
I'm honestly not sure if either of them knew how stupid their arguments were.

Manturin wasn't in it? never watching this then

Nah man, they totally saw a turtle while swimming in the quarry.

stupid fucking movie

don't forget the drider

this guy says he wasn't scared by Scooby Doo: Monsters Unleashed

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No one remembers this. That Patrick character was serial killer levels of fucked up but it's never talked about because muh gangbang scene