Fat character goes on a diet

>fat character goes on a diet
>everyone gets a big juicy steak or other piece of meat
>fat character expects to get the same
>gets a single leaf of lettuce

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tches

>sneed character goes on a feed
>chuck gets a big juicy suck
>sneed expects seed
>gets feed

>character goes on diet
>montage of training
>'WHEW how long have i been going'
>2 minutes

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genuinely laughed out loud

evangelion is the most depressing shit I have ever seen in my life.
legit felt like dying after seeing it.

You sneed to cheer up dude!

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>montage of somebody running laps
>character holding a stopwatch stops it by clicking the top of it with his thumb
>crosses his arms and shakes his head
>by the last part of the montage the music is winding down
>person runs a lap and crosses the finish line
>character stops the stopwatch again
>this time looks at it, smiles, and nods

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Are you serious? That's not even close to most depressing.

What, you a daddy issue bitch boy like Shinji?

kek

Yeah, that was kind of the point, it's bummer art.

>character goes on a diet because he is about 15 lbs over his desired weight.
>quits more out of forgetfulness and lack of drive rather than laziness or gluttony.

>american enters his home
>doesn't take of his shoes
>falls on the couch
>put his hand in his pants

these tropes are based

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>gets shot

lol

i'm so fucking glad fat has never been a problem for me bros. imagine being fat. seems horrible on so many levels.
i just eat until i'm satiated and stop and mostly keep away from soda and candy and there's no problem. imagine being addicted to sugar lmao RIP

Well, well, if it ain't the city slicker with her fancy German gun. You couldn't kill the stink off a monkey.

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it was written by a depressed christfag - what did you expect?

life is the most depressing shit i have ever seen in my life
evangelion is uplifting if you already accept that

>anno
>christfag
Cringe

Hideaki Anno worships toku.

>go on keto diet
>lose weight insanely fast
>can eat as much steak and meat as I want as long as I keep my carbs limited and fat up
Steak isn't making people fat

Apu

Hmm yep I'm thinkin sneed lol

Cringe

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*smacks lips* yeah im thinkin he cute

>character tries to start his own farm
>gets laughed at and called a city slicker by experienced farmers

lol based

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