/ALITA/

Could I interest you in a combo pack of cute?

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>For Gods sake we all are gonna need to use names now?
This general has been shit for a few hundred threads, no even even talks about the movie. It's all waifu cringe posts and cancer. Just make a fucking discord because YES, you're all redditors and you'd be more comfortable there.

You'd know if you saw the movie

Time to get new material.

How can she cute?!

>point out who is responsible for shitting up alita
>get accused of shtting up alita
fuck off troll
The only ones destroying alita are the meetup anons and those conspiring with them to troll and Jerome post in these threads to keep them bumped.

why is Jerome arguing with himself?

If you've heard that answer before then why do you keep asking

Other than mental illness? Crushing loneliness possibly

was this movie that good?

I basically know nothing about this general.
I’ve read a couple of threads and posted once a week or two back about finally watching the rip (and enjoying it).
I’ve read maybe 3 or 4 of these threads and you’re probably right that it’s multiple people. most generals are plagued with this sort of thing these days.
whatever you do, don’t start using names. you’ll just create more urgency to crush you in particular and more ammo to being called redditors. not that it really matters, but proving him right doesn’t help your case or the case for generals existence in general, which is their biggest beef. they don’t care about the subject matter, they hate generals and want them wiped out.

>inb4 copy-paste paragraphs of literal incels praising their waifu in record time

Well I liked it enough to drive an hour to see it in IMAX 3D

Yes. It isn't perfect, but there's nothing else quite like it - certainly not in recent memory.

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The question was about the movie

I'll give you this much: you're playing quite the long con to destroy /alita/, much more than I can say about the sneed newfags and whatnot. I just hope others start to pick up on your bullshit and drown you out. Enjoy your evening

Well, Someone else already pointed out how it is different people bringing up the meet up jerome stuff.
You keep thinking it is the same person. It never was.

I'd say about 8/10, enjoyable but not perfect, but when contrasted with the kind of crap films that get released these days it felt like a 9/10. I liked how it felt like a 90s action film, probably since the manga it's based on was made in the 90s.

>The only ones destroying alita are the meetup anons and those conspiring with them to troll and Jerome post in these threads to keep them bumped

You are literally replying to aeet up user involved in the jerome posting. Just sayin

The answer is an obvious no, it's "okay" which is far more attention than it deserves on Yea Forums. I'm sure lotr has less threads combined than fucking lolita pedobait flop angel: sequel never

Mmmmmm chocolate

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Just because you didn't like it doesn't mean we didn't like it

okay retard

That is sad. Why would one of the meetup anons post that? Why would they and the other alita posters that troll with them do it? It ruins these threads.

>happy halloween user

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>500 cringe threads
>this is sad
>still 11 posters
still sad

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

>/soc/ OP two threads in a row
>endless arguing
Guess it's time to take a break, see you in a week after I finally see her in IMAX.

What does this cost?

>/soc/ OP two threads in a row
These threads are seriously getting embarrassing.

An unorthodox kind of floof but it gets the job done.

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how has literally every single movie released since alita leaked already but alita hasn't. its some cruel joke at this point

Ahaha this is actually decent

Hey hey hey you :)

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Love, sincerity, and a little bit of choco.

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>movie hasn't leaked
>bluray keeps getting postponed
>anons getting aladdinrolled at theaters
It's like the universe hates us.

Please leave the sneed stuff for the day threads. Right now we are just relaxing at home.

Not us
The media hates james cameron

THIS IS SNEED THREAD #67

THIS IS SNEED THREAD #67

THIS IS SNEED THREAD #67

THIS IS SNEED THREAD #67

THIS IS SNEED THREAD #67

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make a discord you fat pieces of shit

>tfw you're finally ready to get back on the road after waiting at a truck stop for 3 hours

Perhaps it does but we have her

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it wasn’t from /alita/, but it’s some more fuel for the conspiracy bros. I felt like sharing the good word.

which will die first? alita threads or got threads?

Depends how autistic the GoT fans end up being

There are still some GoT threads?

filtered

janny you need to delete my post. You can't just leave it up only because it's a perfect imitation of shitlita posts :^) janny is probably thread guy lmao and he does it for free even though OP does it for him really embarrassing stuff

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Well, Jerome always said we were cultists.

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good movie desu

What a fucking cuck LMAO. You actually waited for my permission.

Just asked for an replacement for the replacement of my Alita artbook.

I hope they won't send me a damaged book for the 3rd time. damn Amazon

>tfw My anger is going supersonic

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>asking for a replacement instead of buying it for the third time
Big gay

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are (You) my old friend or is it merely a coincidence? if so, I miss (You) bud.

Oh I'm sorry, but I don't have limitless disposable income. :P

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What happened during the Meetup

/got/

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Congrats on another meet up anons
When's the east coast meet up going to happen?

But you are a limitless pain in the ass for the people who make your autistic art book.

We chilled and talked at a fire pit from 5ish to 10 and then went to Denny's and stayed there until 2

Have a thee incel

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...

Everyone's too spread out, it seems.

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nuh nowit enz

You're an odd duck but at least you're our odd duck.

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>tfw /got/ sequel
>tfw alita sequel never
based normies shitting on pedo autists

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Sounds /comfy/. Dubs confirm.

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based

I love cringe threads. Alita TODAY Alita TOMORROW Alita FOREVER.

This but unironically

Youre gonna get banned from amazon

>You unironically find the threads cringe

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Trolling drop way off in /alita/. It turns out one or more of the meetup anons are /alita/'s biggest shitposters.

say (You) miss me too or I’ll cry!

Is there an album photos or something, are you guys doing it next year

Are you surprised a minority of faggots is responsible for the majority of faggotry that exists? How do you think this general exists?

>commiefornia
>shitposters

this is my shocked face

>boots
>at the beach
>not a single one in swimming gear
lmao woah so this is the power of PEAK incel

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What's wrong with people being happy? It doesn't hurt anyone

>Ready for the club Hugo?

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And?

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>You are not going out looking like that, young lady.

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Never, there's only NYCanon, an user in DC, and some Floridanons. And SA maybe

This is some creepy mentally unhinged buffalo bill shit. Do you still live with your parents or are they ossified in the basement?

I went back to living with them because bills and rent keep getting more expensive

>refusing to live by amazon's rules

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have you tried making money?

No, I'm waiting for your check

We didn't even bring wood for burning or towels or chairs to sit on. Lack of bathing suits was the least of our concerns

is this supposed to be clever or mean something? Have you actually tried making money or are you just waiting for someone to give it to you? Do you have any skills beyond ruining Yea Forums?

Its just a silly picture face app. Dont over think it bro.

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Have you never even felt sand before? Why are you still wearing shoes at all?

Don't know about the others but you don't walk barefoot on NYC beaches due to the hypodermic needles

Reminder that all the Jerome fearmongering about drugs, violence, etc. had no bearing on what happened at the meetup. A /comfy/ time was had by all. Jerome posts whatever he thinks will cause division and infighting, and that includes claiming that he was gone during the meetup and that "obviously" one of us is him.

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Was it jerome that posted a picture of a fire burning?

It's still only like 70 degrees in LA and got down around 60 as the sun set. Swimming would not have been pleasant.

>all it takes is for an incel to have one bad day
mutliply that risk by the number of you fags posting in these threads LMAOing at your life

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I love this guy's art.
I'm so glad the core of this place is good.

I'm so glad you fags don't make a discord and fuck off to whatever incel subreddit you're from unironically

>meow meow trick or treat!

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BECAUSE I WASNT THERE AND SO IM JEALOUS
there I finally said it!

As long as you're glad.

Do you think Alita would like white chocolate?

>white chocolate
>actually chocolate

She'd slap that shit out of your hand

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Alita only like BBC chocolate

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Did the janny receive a bunch of work orders or is west coast dead?

it’s a school night, so he’s probably able to slack off a little knowing that the sneedposters moms told them to go to bed already.

Middle-school tier banter, and still bad.

False flag lying faggot, I saw what you just did there. Using our own memes too. You should be ashamed. Its been patently obvious the past 48 hours that one or more Jerome posters weren't able to post because they were also meetup anons. They are the ones that are likely using a discord to plan conversations and trolling.

What a sad bunch of losers you are lol.
Of all movies, this stinking pile of trash.
I might say take it to Yea Forums, but even those faggots would cringe at this. How thirsty can you be?

...

I was at the meetup checking posts, so you're wrong, jerome was still posting

its a good fuckin movie

Holy shit who cares, I swear the only thing you can defend is your virginity and Disney

Not if you watched it.

Lying troll. You've been caught. Trolling dropped off heavily when you meetup anons got offline. All the trolling began again when you came back online today. The archives don't lie, neither can (you).
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/subject/alita/

Actually watching a movie doesn't have a bearing or not on whether it's good. Nice try though

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You need to check again friend

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>Actually watching a movie doesn't have a bearing or not on whether it's good.
Basically sums up the lack of taste this general has.

I'm lost here.
A troll was at the meetup?

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Define troll? Someone ruining Yea Forums? yes. Someone ruining /alita/? also yes.

It's a statement of fact- what level is your reading comprehension at? You watching a film does not affect whether a film is good or not. That's not how causation works. I know our trolls are idiots but to s is bad even by your standards.

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none of the two-dozen people posting here have taste beyond "ANIME WAIFU CUTE MOVIE GOOD." I know this because I'm a literal genius and you've done nothing with your life.

>I'm a literal genius
my fucking sides

I meant what was that conversation about?
TL;DR

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What do you like and dislikes about Alita?

>false flag lies, misinformation with our own alita meme
Fuck off Jerome.

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The person or the film?

This is the only appropriate response

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>still 26 posters
did you all finish watching the movie together?

(you)

Both

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Alita was good because she was the only female character in recent time who is strong yet feminine. Most strong female character from movies trend to be man hating butch and/or bitches. Wonder woman was the only one who came close.

Anonymous died ages ago.

FYI I'm actually old enough to have watch V for Vendetta when it came out

No

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lol

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Mad Max is actually good with a "POWERFUL" female protagonist. Why are you hellbent on raising pedobait into stardom when good movies exist?

(you)

>these threads are sponsored by
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>all these dubs
>mfw you realize the presence of Kek being in these /ALITA/ generals is one of the reasons these threads keep going

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I said "strong yet feminine" none of those Mad Max women apply.

Furiosa is a butch

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>mfw you realize jannies have a full time "job" deleting posts so you can feel safe being pedophiles
BASED DUBS

okay retard.

>pepe.jpg
>praising kek
>worshiping dubs
>completely unnecessary post
literally cancer

I don't see the problem in talking about a cool action movie with a female protagonist who looks like she's in her teenage years. May you explain to me as to why it's "predatory" in nature?

yet ANOTHER post not about the movie. When was the last time anyone even talked about the movie? Literally nothing but cringe waifu rule 6 memes.

>the samefag cries out in pain as he trolls you
oy vey

>I don't see the problem in talking about a cool action movie with a female protagonist who looks like she's in her teenage years.
FURIOSA BAD, ANIME TEEN PUSSY GOOD

Haven’t been here in a week. Did the meetup get shot up by the ATF?

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No. It was discovered that one or more of the meetup anons are some of /ALITA/'s worst trolls.

>the samefags who made 500 threads of literal shit cry about samefagging as they samefag

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I asked for an explanation, not buzzwords user. And I asked politely too, come on man!

I’m not one of them, I’m just fascinated by your dedication and absolute assblastedness. it’s truly a wonder to behold.

You fantasize about fucking children, that's the explanation, that's why it's predatory in nature. Alita is the most "OKAY" movie I've seen lately, you either have really fucking poor taste or you're a pedophile, bud.

t. /ALITA/s worst troll and chief falseflagger

>I'm not one of them
159 posts 28 posters OKAY fag lmao. Don't you have boots to wear at the beach?

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Furiosa was a basic fem butch.

Great insult champ I'm proud of you.

oops, wrong, friend! Sorry but that's the way it is? Some people are brain damaged and that's the way you are! Not my fault, just the truth :D
t. Peaches

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At the time the meet up was going on, jerome was absent at that time. No trolling went on as the meet up happened. The thread was very quiet of trolling
Then as the meet up was over, trolling started again really bad. Like, really bad.
Looks like a shitposter was at the meet up

>Teen
>Pedo

At the very worst, it's hebephile with the doll body. Cope harder.

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lmao mention pedo and they crawl out of the woodwork. Why don't you take a seat?

Yah right. That's the fucker that was at the meetup. It was so obvious when they took time off from trolling to go to the meetup. I can't believe how many user are turning out to be part of the secret /alita/ insider discord.

Reddit alita fans are unironically less cringy than the ones here and at that meetup.

Almost finished with the prototype for my Alita figure.

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I told you already, I’m an outside observer. my home subred... er, general is dead, so I came to check out the lay of the land over here.
I’ve seen alita once and it was actually pretty decent.
but please tell me more about idioms and syntax though, I’m genuinely interested in that subject.

Nice.

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Don't believe a word from any of these faggots about the meetup, they're covering it up to save face.
I went to the meetup. I shot all attendees multiple times save for the janny, who I bundled into my car easily (for he is frail and weak), took him home, and am currently having all six of my dogs rape him in the basement of my home. I think I may stop this course of action because Janny seems to actually be enjoying it. I think I may well just cut his face off and beat him to death with a stick.
Meetup went very well.

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don’t @ me nigger, I just get off on seeing you mad. I don’t even like women.

6/10 but incels keep doing pushing the LEL ITS BETTER THAN CAPESHIT even though it’s on the same level.

I unironically believe this because the janny hasn't deleted ANY of my posts yet. I don't think the pedophiles on right now know that reporting my post gets mods attention because they're 40-years-old and from reddit

I bet you thought this was a really funny post. allow me to be the first to say...
BOOOOOOOOO BE FUNNIER BOOOOOOO

thanks for posting.

Heres an opinion
What if the jerome shitposter was NOT at the meet up,
But he was at the beach where the meet up happened and he was lurking and taking secret pictures?

What if jerome was not shitposting yesterday because he was following the meet up people or trying to take secret recordings

Doubt it. He's an obvious coward.

yeah

I mean I don't if I can speak for the rest of the thread but personally I don't fantasize about fucking children. Maybe I just have poor taste in movies lol :)

about as likely as /alita/ not being full of poor-taste pedophiles who are desperate enough to make out with incels the first chance they get.

ol "jerome" now knows a couple of your names ha ha ha

More likely you actually fuck children instead of fantasizing.

It sounds like you're projecting there buddy

Wait wait wait. Were there any new anons at the meetup? I would guess they’re more likely to be Jerome.

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Hello bread, what are the news today?

The hells up with you guys lately?

Before the meet up, VA or someone else mentioned being worried about the creepy lurkers and the people that might not join the meet up, i remember there were worries of lurkers at the meet up.

>Faggot troll not posting means he actually went to the meetup!

Wow, must have took so much effort to just not post.

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autism spectrum disorder is partly defined by a "struggle with social interactions because they are unable to relate to their peers." Most pedophiles can't relate with people because they're aberrant trash LMFAO. You should consider psychotherapy because I think you're going to hurt someone.

>go have therapy

You first, roastie.

This is what you get when "meet up" tier normies join a fanbase, they fuck it up, actual fans leave, normies are left alone with their fighting and dude weed, then nornies themselves tear each other apart and fanbase dies.

>Alitashitters eating themselves alive from the inside due to paranoia purely because me and the boys didn't go on Yea Forums for one day
Wonderful

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>IT'S ALL ONE PERSON
lmao i'm pretty sure most people hate lolita pedobait flop angel: sequel never. It's certainly less than decent. Your mental illness attracts a lot of people who hate you want to help you.

The Colorado guys. But they swear they are not jerome.
These threads were 36 hours free of jerome. And i mean FREE. no craposting or hating on alita. Nothing.

The day of the meet up the Yea Forums board was on fire over trolling about aladin and trolling over terminator dark fate and over captain marvel deleted scenes.
Saturday was troll hell. Yea Forums was fucking crazy with shitposting.

Yet /alita/ was untouched by the shit. Thats whats weird. Zero fucking around.

I personally dont know if jerome was at the meet up but it was weird how /alita/ was troll free all saturday.

And then as soon as the meet up started to end. Troll and shitposting picked up again...

it’s all you replying to yourself and you’ll never convince me otherwise

Read this:

I found out that I was diagnosed with absence crisis epilepsy about 2 years ago and I've been taking medications for it since then. If I had autism spectrum disorder, I'm sure I would've found out 2 years ago. Thank you for being concerned about my well-being though user :D !!!

Post pics of your dicks in a row then.

stop replying to yourself Jerome are you that desparate for yous

he took the day off to make you think that “Jerome” was at the meetup, to further sow discord and division and make you eat yourselves.
it’s pretty obvious.

>t. pedo
lmao really fucking cringe. Borderline makes me uncomfortable to talk to you. Do I need to call the fbi?

Or did I?

exactly

nah you can just google big pics if you need to send them to your 12-year-old gf LMFAO

Bingo

yes, you did.
well, that’s answers that. my work here is done. good night

Yes, you did. You took the day off and now you're trying to sow discord. Well, it won't work. We are strong together. You cannot divide us.

>bitching about some fag ruining your thread
>when you ruin Yea Forums for months
>when one 1% of alita pedos are responsible for 90% of the posts perpetuating this cancer
really fucking cringe and embarrassing, hypocritical and retarded, kys and maybe consider having sex as long as it's not with children

Wait guys I have a serious question. I only pop into these threads every now and then whenever I have some free time. For some reason there's all this talk about this "Jerome" guy. Who is he and how did this all start?

You've been working on this for a while right? Nice work user

>this thread isn't comfy at all user...

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BLESS THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW ALITA

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Jerome is the name of a german guy that watched alita 100 times and has a twitter dedicated to alita.

I didn't do it for your praise. I did it for Alita. Fuck off

>can't tell if this is real or shooter user posing as us
time to start using names

Stop trying to sow discord Jerome.

JEROMES IN THE HOUSE
WATCH YA MOUF

Dab Chad got the girl, right?

Why is Jerome pushing for the use of names? I think he just wants outsiders to just bring MORE hate down on us.

Ive always posted dumb photoshops.
Remember this?

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posting some old OC while waiting for Jerome to stop rambling to himself

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>34 posters for the last 30 minutes
I know who's who. Go back to r*ddit, jerome.

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Is that the origin? From the way Jerome is being used in some posts, it seems like Jerome is a name given to a troll lmao

>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
>performs appallingly at the box office
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced

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Based. Fuck this flop and let's ruin the general my brother

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No, newfag. It's a french name. But the true origin is that the collective incel consciousness formed in /abag/, which turned into /alita/, and then their primal fear manifested as a black man they named "jerome." Pedophiles fear the BBC, jannies know this, because they regularly post in alita threads and try to hide the truth.

The collective incel consciousness fears black men, especially chads who call our pedophiles who love alita.

Jerome is like a lex luthor or the fucking riddler.

>stops posting on meet up day
>instills doubt and fear on everyone
>accuses meet up anons of being jerome
>meet up people cant defend themselves
>next day he gore posts, sneed posts
>he starts arguing on both sides.

I bet this guy is really jerome

You really don't need help being hated since you're weeb/pedophiles. Most people hate you by default.

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I did troll a few times about drugs and violence, but because I was jealous. I even smoke myself. You guys are gullible as fuck. I wasn't trolling in meetup day coz I was somewhere else.

Dont be sucj sensitive bitches, grow a pair. There's no Jerome, just anons trolling once in a while coz you're in fucking Yea Forums and thats what we do.

Im the person you quoted. Not the guy that called you a fag.
The people in this thread got tired of the trolls and decided to give them a name

Then they picked from a name generator.
Jerome was the chosen name
Then as coincidence a german guy called jerome saw alita 100 times

The power of a virgin weeb knows no bounds.
To make 500+ generals for one of the biggest failures of the year, loathed by critics and the public alike, speaks volumes to the mentality of the cretins.
But of course it's a smokescreen, there's literally 5-10 people keeping these afloat, with the assistance of a certain dickless janitor.
You all deserve a trip to the gas chamber.

that was my post you replied to hahahahahahahahaha
I've got you shitters totally fooled. I'm not going to tell you in the future which posts are mine or not alitashitter.

I MEAN DAMN WHAT WOULD JEROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROME THINK???

Yeah, its been 2 months since I started this project. I've been trying to figure out how to get the face scanning tech I've been using.

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Your not jerome I know how he posts

>5-10 people
>"people"
>jannies

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>Your
Yep that's Jerome lol

t. Jerome

Jerome is us all when you really think about it

hi, reddit. Lost? visit Yea Forums.org for the front page :)

Fuck off jerome

>t. pedophiles discrediting a fucking chad who hates pedos
but back to reddi!, please

>tfw I've camouflaged so well into this shithole that I'm now calling alitashitters Jerome and other alitashitters gang up on them
Literally none of you can combat my mental jiu-jitsu

Maybe the real Jerome were the friends we met along the way...

>t. 1XBET
ONE RULE. ONE PLAY. ONE BET.
1XBET don't forget to mention our services because we're commissioned based on velocity of new views, this is your third warning.

Huh... interesting... I'll try to keep that in mind for the future. Thanks for not being an asshole about the reply user :)

You are neo basically. Hacking threads and fucking the alita matrix.
Wow jerome. Truly supervillain

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>pedo-jitsu

Kek

>if you’re not a pedo, you’re automatically Chad
yeah nah you neckbeard no-life having basement dwelling incel autist. you’re just as big of a loser as these retards and you fucking know it.

and no, online friends don’t count.

With all this crazy chaos i can at least be nice to someone new. This thread is crazy.

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That’s jerome pulling shit out his ass there little buddy

Stop clapping yourself on the back you absolute loser, you're just ruining things for people who find enjoyment out of these generals. How are you so pathetic honestly

That's a lot of words to communicate very little

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Imagine how much of a pervert you have to be to fawn over a cgi girl with ridiculous bulgy eyeballs.
Shit, it might be understandable if the movie were any good, but it's fucking trash.
Sòy sipping anime boys wanking their micrococks over their unattainable fantasy girl.
If Alita were real and she crossed paths with any of you she'd run a fucking mile.

You quoted two different people. Are you really gonna make me have to take a screenshot?
Really?

>projecting your own insecurities
I thought you were le Chad xD

liar

>what is inspect element
None of us would actually give jerome praise because he's ruining this place. You're him

>Tonight is not a game, it is a hunt.
>I want you to kill the thread called /ALITA/

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>Go easy on me guys

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holy fucking based omg so ebin
put me in le reddit screencap!!

> jerome keeps the infighting and finger pointing
>jerome accuses everyone of being jerome.
Holy shit jerome.

>he says, accusing two other people of being Jerome

>Sure thing kid.

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>BoooOOOooo spookyyyy

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I totally understand man, I just hope this chaos is only temporary and you guys actually make it to #999 threads :')

>999
Ummmm what we're not stopping at 999 user but thanks i guess

>boooooooooo im scaryyy

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finally some quiet
sounds like Jerome finally went to jack off

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>alita finds a lousy generic rip-off costume of the berserker body at a local halloween costum store

Alita more like Shiteata

I (not the guy you're talking to, but some other user) literally fucking pointed out several Jerome posts in that thread:
At least 8 incidences. Yeah, fewer than regular, but again, this is not only a weekend but Memorial Day weekend. Not shocking if Jeromes are away. When I pointed it out then (as I'm sure will happen now) people were like 'hurr those aren't REAL Jerome posts. They don't count durr'

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Do you like me in this Hugo?

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I think I know why this film failed so hard.
It's the eyes, kids don't like these eyes, they're actually frightening. A movie like this needs to get kids on board, but the kids are the first to notice how unnatural she looks and how awkwardly she moves.
It's not a great animation job, it would've been better to be hand drawn. If you're going to do a movie like this, choose either way: animated or live actors. The combination of the two stands out like a sore thumb.

>this entire thread is nothing but /soc/, spam and trolling
yikes

all right you ugly pieces of shit time to fuck off to discord

How do I join the club?

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First off, you watch the movie more than once

Not true. Worked for lady gaga

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>I saw Alita, a few months ago. I was told there were no cinemagoers left. No box office, no seats filled, no making back the money wasted on it; even the most rudimentary sense of how to make money. I met this 300-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes. I spent eight days trying to reach post in the general, and then another few months trying to destroy it because I realized what was living behind that waifu's eyes was purely and simply... a flop.

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You're In!

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Can someone faceapp gaga pic and alita plox?

yeah, kids really hate big eyes on characters

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Why are you so lazy?

why are you so retarded? Alita is live action, these are all cartoons. You're honestly just fucking stupid.

And that changes anything how?

I would if i had photoshop :(

>animated characters in live action films
Yes permavirgin, you're never going to know because no woman will ever let you bear her child.
Literal brain-dead mongoloid.

Can you hug me

There's only one thing this movie deserves and that is to be forgotten.

how can you forget it if you haven't seen it?

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Thanks

I wish I hadn't

Whens the vod coming out?

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I'm checking in and want to know this too, haven't been here since #99 or so.

Also, we got any word on if we're getting a sequel or not? Blu-rays got a release date yet? How is it this still only got cam rips?

FINALLY GOT HOME. I got tons of pics if y'all want em.

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This

fucking go for it lol

Blu Ray is 23 July
Sequel seems good
People have put out tons of content

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Wait for next thread
Or better yet. You make the new thread

One more group pic, got a couple roasting marshmallows pics but none as good as the OP desu.
All the meetup crew was roasting me more than the marshmallows anyway

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>VA was the only one smart enough to bring sandals
What a disgrace

what's the metal pullover I can't tell the band for the pixels

far left my dude look at the whole pic
i know you only focus on girl feet though it's ok

Hey, I didn't remember to bring wood or anything. Least I had cupcakes with orange cream filling I baked
I honestly couldn't tell ya. I spent most of the day in a metal hoodie tho, with a parka over it. It was cold.
I honestly took another look and don't have another one worth editing
Someone else gotta bake

Lol is not that. The color and shadows made it look like shoes

Damn lowkey someone should've grabbed a pic of the boop

SURE buddy whatever you say

Bake new bread

i wasn't at the meet so unless you guys want regular alita material i shouldn't bake

Do it. No one else seems to want to. I cant bake

Go for it

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