One ticket to John Wick 3 please. Thank you

>wanting bread between your two patties

why would you serve two quarter pounders w/ cheese in a tray? is that really a thing? Could someone eat two of those? I can barely eat one double quarter pounder with cheese. They're delicious since they switched to fresh beef, but between that and the fries, you're wrecked after you eat one.

this is the most shit opinion i've seen on here today. mcdonalds fries are fried strained dog shit

>If those were Big Macs I'd be on board.
did you try the giant big macs when they had them last year? it's the perfect size.

I'm a fatty and even I couldn't eat all that mcdonalds. Mcdonalds so trash that you really can't eat more than a pound of it in one sitting.

based

Tbqhwyf, they could throw that away and I'd be alright. It's the other shit that tastes good.

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looks comfy tbfh

I always asked them to subsitute the middle bread with a quarter pounder pattie

the people that take these pics have heavily-followed social media accounts with sponsorships and whatnot. the person that took this picture likely didn't taste a single bite of that entire meal.

>mcnuggets are cold 90% of the time
never eat at a low volume fast food restaurant. That said, cold mcnuggets aren't good, but they're edible. Cold mcdonalds fries are a different story, though. They turn completely inedible within minutes of being served.

You're fucking crazy. Of the three main burger chains it's like this:
>Burgers
BK > Wendy's >>>>>> McDs
>Fries
McD's > Wendy's >>>>>>>> BK

have you eaten at Burger King lately? They recently changed something. The Whopper is not the same as it used to be. Also, you should try the McDonald's Quarter Pounder if you haven't in the past year. They switched to fresh beef patty and it's pretty fucking amazing. They've been offering it with fresh veggies and bacon, too, lately.

I was about to say "heh what a stupid meme" but then remembered I sat between a dude that was probably 290 pounds and couldn't breathe through his nose and a couple of slightly less obese retards that kept talking for the entire fucking movie even after I politely asked them to shut the fuck up thrice. I'm not even a burger.
Watching Wick 3 on the theater reminded me why I hate going to the movies so much, at least when it comes to normie-friendly films. From now on it's only arthouse theaters for me.

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There's enough calories there to last me at least 2 weeks. Goddamn I hate fat people.

>literally never had a bad experience in a movie theater in my life
Your problem is that you go on or near opening night.

kill yourself shill

speak for yourself dude, you'll be singing a different song if you ate after blazing up

>tfw 300 pound lardass attempting to lose weight
>tfw went to see new John Wick movie
>tfw didn't get any snacks, sat at the back of the theater
>tfw tried to make as little noise as possible
>tfw they still picked me for penis inspection
>tfw they couldn't find penis, therefore did not get coupon for crab legs

WTF.

>look at me my life is a concentration camp
Goddamn I hate kikes

>kill yourself
lol I eat at McDonald's, retard. What do you think I'm doing? I'm not a shill, though. The fresh patties are legit amazing.

>one ticket to game of thrones, please

>ayy user
>you gonna sneak into Alita again after John Wick right?
>its cool man, I got your back
>presses red button under counter

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What's his endgame?

check them

It was either that or waiting for a torrent since my schedule is always full. In retrospect it would've probably been a better idea to just watch it at home.

We don't deserve you Robert
I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

Based, you're doing god's work by calling this faggot out user

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money deposited into his account by mcdonalds

>saying thank you
s m h

He's a (You) addicted shitskin from facebook

so he's seen detective pikachu twice, john wick 3 twice, and game of thrones finale limited theatre release once and each time he's gotten 4 cheeseburgers, 20 chicken nuggets, a large fries, and a small drink.
That's a lot of food and movies.

mcdonalds fries are literally the worst fast food fries, they're completely flavorless.

you should go to burger king for nuggets anyway
even though they're worse, they're only $1.50 for a ten piece.

*has a small snack in your path*

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What movie theater has a McDonald's built in?
I think such a theater would make a killing.
I wonder why McDonald's never considered opening a food 'n movie theater

i got the impression that robert was actually calling security

lol no they wouldn't, theaters make all their profit off marking up popcorn 1000%

Fun fact, they're one of the most popular. Here is a fun secret. Burger King and McDonalds are owned by the same mega conglomerate. When the suits figured out that McDonalds was selling more fries, despite Burger King doing the same fries, they specifically changed Burger Kings fries to the one they are now. They started this when Toy Story came out by releasing them as 'Mr Potato Fries' and never changed them back. So they're slightly thicker and less soggy. Conversely, Burger King burgers are more popular than McDonald burgers. But McDonald desserts are more popular than McDonalds and finally I believe Burger King offers (or used to offer) more burger variants. This is a deliberate ploy to make sure you cannot get a full 'good' meal at one place and makes sure you go to both companies to get stuff. It's very common for when there is a BK and Maccy D's near each other for people to buy a BK burger and McDonalds fries and combine the two.

That's about 8000 calories. So you're saying you're having fewer than 1000 calories a day? How are you able to type after all your muscles have been consumed by your starving body? Unless you've been bulking with pure veg.

The Diarrhea Special.

What's wrong with John Wick, you fucking faggot?

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kill yourself reddit nigger

It should have been just one movie faggot

>It's very common for when there is a BK and Maccy D's near each other for people to buy a BK burger and McDonalds fries and combine the two.
No, it isn't and you are fantastically stupid.

nothing

I hope you and your disgusting cunt of a mother both get cancer

I don't know about you guys but my opinion is that this guy must be totally based.
Anyway, bout to head out for a Big Mac™, who's hungry?

>going up against "world famous" fries
do you really want to die on that hill?

For me, it's the McChicken.

>Went to Mickey D's today
>Had almost everything pictured there except the nuggets
>Gained another 4 pounds since the start of this month
>Hungry again

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lose weight fatfuck

kill yourself

I've been trying to gain weight, can you tell me your secrets?

I'm trying, but food is so delicious and exercise burns such little calories. Food is one of the few joys left in my life.

i haven't had mcdonalds in like a year and now i want to
fuck you

>one soda
wew

Does anyone else always put some of their fries on their mcdonalds burgers?

>when I remember California liberals and Morgan Spurlock's defamatory false "documentary" took Super Size away from me

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Have a shit metabolism and eat lots of unhealthy calorie-dense food.

pls no bully, I might be obese but I'm a human being just like you.

>IMA DIE FOR MY COUNTRY MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD
but seriously their fries range from soggy shit to "good but eat them now because they keep like a woman into her 40s"

I think I would die if I ate this.

Fat people love action movies: Vicarious Catharsis.

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I can feel my stomach churning just looking at the pic.

>eating burgers from McDonalds

absolute garbage-tier taste
at lest get a Bacon King burger from Burger King like a real man

Jesus christ your a faggot

>One bestboy please

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why? Because i would rather eat 1 double quarter pounder with cheese rather than two single quarter pounder with cheeses? Please explain.

Burger King completely changed their formulas. Nothing tastes like it used to even 10 years ago, much less the golden age. Say what you want about McDonalds, but they're practically the only fast food chain to my knowledge that has radically changed (improved) their recipes and still managed to taste like they used to. They went from beef tallow to some other oil for the fries without anyone noticing. It's pretty impressive.

>anyone
The majority, but not no one. I still remember the crack like high I would get eating legit McDonald's fries in beef tallow. That's why they were literally addicting.

Could this be McDonald's advertising?

Kill yourself poofter

Kill yourself elephant man

Do you remember them having sweetness? I can't tell if they started sprinkling sugar with the salt with the change or if that was always the case. Either way, I dont miss anything about the old formula, although i'm sure if you put them side by side i would take the beef tallow fries just like i'd take coca-cola with real sugar over corn syrup. My point i guess is that they managed the change-over remarkably well. Most other fast food chains didn't. Burger King being the most significant. Little Ceasers pizza also is almost nothing like it used to be.