What was your worst movie theatre experience?
What was your worst movie theatre experience?
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Nigs, always nigs
Any movie where some faggots in the audience start to cheer and clap is automatically a bad movie theatre experience
If I were in this theater I would literally Dark Knight Rises it
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piad $44 to watch endgame in premium theatre comes wih food and no kids allowed
the guy next to me kept talking and trying to explain the movie to his wife, really ruined it for me.
Tried to sneak into Athf the movie but when I was an underage lad but me and my friends got caught and had to see the movie we bought tickets for which was some shitty racing movie I don't even remember the name of
*slouches down in seat*
What the fuck
>Watching Aladdin
>The fat chick next to me sitting with her family is giggling at literally every fucking joke, and awkward and cringe inducing exchange in dialogue
>Sit there, hoping some merciful theater attendant will spray cyanide gas in the theater, granting me the peace of death
>It never comes, and I have to live through my 2 hour long hell
>GTFO of there during the Bollywood dance ending
It was the first time I went to the theater in years, and my last.
>Watching Aladdin
Well there’s your first mistake
years ago, a mother and her kids sat in front of me right as the movie started and the kids had balloons. the kind on strings that float
This
ALWAYS niggers.
I remember when I was watching IT this fucking gorilla behind me would not stop laughing his ass off at the scene where Georgie hugs bill??? Because
>damn das some gay ass shit wut a fag
Niggers really do lack any sort of empathy
I got drunk BEFORE we went to watch Oculas and continued to drink mini bottles of Jack Daniel's while there. I was literally one eye closed the whole time. Went to take a leak and fell in the bathroom against the hand dryer, breaking my nose along with putting a massive gash in it. When I mean break, I mean the lower part was angled right and upper was angled left. Shortly after a friend who is also a Paramedic popped it back in place and gave me a few stitches without a numbing agent. Definitely not my favorite time.
Some guy moved right next to my seat then started sucking my dick.
when I went to see avengers the girl sitting next to me kept resting her legs next to mine on my recliner foot rest
I tripped up the front steps when I went to go see HTTYD 2 (forgot my phone in my ride's car, rushed to stop them and get it. Folks were honking their horns so I rushed back and I tripped)
Felt fine so I went on to watch the movie. Halfway through the movie, I couldn't move my arm without it hurting. To make matters worse, I had to use the bathroom and basically had to hold it in through half the movie.
Turns out I bruised my bone with the fall
gay
and that's not even in the US.
The movie theater my wife and I go to has like 4 feet of space between isles and they are also leather and have a recline button. Big step up from what I remember as a kid. 1 foot of space between isles, metal seats that were spring loaded and had a cloth cushion to keep butt at minimal numbness. Dont forget the dropdown plastic arm rest that were far from comfortable
>low key HE CUTE posting
I respect it
>go see paranormal activity with girl
>some hobos start trash talking the movie, throwing popcorn at the screen
>experience is ruined
>girl leaves with chad anyway
I just wanted to get lead
Mexicans just showed up with all their kids. They ran around and were annoying as fuck. Got a refund. My new movie policy is when I see beans I avoid that screen.
I'm the type of person who generally likes every movie I see, this is the closest I've come to walking out of the cinema
You think that's bad? A long time ago a few niglets got their family photos taken in the middle of the movie with flash and everything
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The autistic fags there would clap during every fucking scene
I went to see Wonder Woman and this kid next to me was playing with a fidget spinner that fucking LIGHTS UP the whole god damn fucking movie. I tend to block shit out pretty well so it didn't bother me too much but multiple people asked the dad to shut the fucking kid up and he didn't do shit.
saw Not Another Teen Movie in the theater with my mom when I was in 6th grade. I had no idea there would be so much nudity :(
I went and saw the first Pacific Rim and during a fight scene when it gets really quiet we hear a baby start crying. Someone brought their fucking baby to a 10 o’clock showing of a loud action movie. The theater completely turned on them and we were all like “are you fucking serious guys” we all bonded over our hatred of infants that night.
Recently when I went to Endgame there was some fat fuck next to me who whose disgusting girth spilled into my area and was also breathing heavily the entire time
I don't think I've ever had a good theater experience, every visit has been pretty bad. I stopped going about 10 years ago since there's been nothing I genuinely felt like I had to see in a theater.
And you couldn't have moved? The movies been out for a month now and screens stopped filling up week 2
>saw Not Another Teen Movie in the theater with my mom when I was in 6th grade. I had no idea there would be so much nudity :(
I saw Striptease with my mother at a drive-in theater.
This was closer to release, and there was reserved seating in a theater that was full with my friends on the other side
>watching Aladdin (2019)
I wish they gassed your theater too
>go to the movies
>lights dim, trailers come on
>almost near the end of the trailer the projector >falls down and projects half onto the ceiling half >onto the wall.
>massive chimpout,
>people start climbing up and tapping the window, some mong decides to throw milkshake towards the window.
>Movies cancelled.
I looked at her with a wtf face and she just laughed
>be 12 and go see an austin powers movie
>movie is rated 14A(need to be 14 or have an adult present)
>my mom is there and leaves shortly after it starts to watch some other movie because she thinks austin powers is retarded
>theater employee comes in shortly after after the lights turn off and shine a flashlight on my saying "where are you parents you are too young"
>then they disrupt the movie my mom was in and make her sit with me and my younger brother
>she makes a big scene and calls them "fucking idiots"
>we go home
you poor bastards.
try Eurotrip on homevideo as a high schooler on a casual Saturday night.
Dragon ball super: Broly
>full theater, geeky neckbeard faggots talking next to my left, hushed then 5 times, a literal retard talking out loud nonsensically to my right and a few rows back (genuine retard, wasn’t super mad at him because he was like asking questions, but his handler / chaperone should’ve shut him up), faggot in the very front row watching baseball on his phone, would’ve flipped out at him if I didn’t need to shout over the entire theater to do so
Honorable mention to black panther, where some white women kept wouldn’t shut the fuck up, and neither would the 300lb sheboon proving every stereotype
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I have Misophonia, so every theater experience is my worst experience. It's 30 minutes of excruciating eating noises and candy unwrapping followed by an hour of movie.
walked out .... was along time ago .. when i was young :(
holy fuck i hate normies
absolute retard
That's an Indian theatre, I guarantee it
Same here. Got to see The Sisters Brothers alone in an empty theater, one of the best cinema experiences I've ever had.
That’s almost a certainty
subhuman filth the lot of them
Why is it that 95% of the time it's some non-white people that ruin the movie for everyone?
>mexicans letting their kids run around the row behind me
>another mexican brought their baby to a 9 om showing for endgame and the kid cried half the damn movie
>black people yelling at the screen and howling like monkeys when Black Panther came out of the portal
stop watching capeshit
saw inglorious basterds in the local kinoplex
alone
the amount of cringe i witnessed besides my own was tant amount to an epiphany
>Why is it that 95% of the time it's some non-white people that ruin the movie for everyone?
>Why do African Americans commit over 50% of the violent crimes while only being 13% of the US population?
Oh gee I dunno
i don't understand the world anymore
Having white people in there, I'm constantly worried they might shoot up the room
I was in England and watched the Hobbit. Some little asshole right next to me kept asking questions like, "Izzat the 'obbit, grandad? Whas a 'obbit, grandad?" for the whole fucking film.
then go to a firing range doofus
I was watching some Harry Potter movie and this gigantic landwhale thought it would be wise to empty her bladder real quick before the movie starts so she made a quick dash towards the loo between the aisles but her fragile feminine ankles weren't designed to carry a pregnant elephant so she managed to break both of her legs and everyone got to listen to her wailing for 40 minutes because the paramedics literally couldn't carry her outside the theatre. When they finally lifted her and carried her off everyone cheered.
Cringe
I went to the theatre baked once and that's all I heard too.
*crunchcrunchcrunchcrunch-sluuuuuuuurrrrrrp-cracklecrackle*
I don't even remember the movie, I just remember that happening and I got pissed off
nigga that shit looks hype as fuck
That sounds hilarious, I'd be cracking up
Maybe its funny in retrospect, but I had to go back and watch the fucking movie again
Most of my theater experiences now are people whipping out their phone during the movie every-so-often or forgetting to turn it off. Also horror movies, everyone's now the cliche "DON'T GO IN THERE!" movie goer like it's their fucking living room and this isn't even during opening weekends/late night showings anymore.
under the right circumstances (opening night, pre-screens, etc) that would be fucking awesome to be at because everyone is on the same page and equally as hyped.
Its the chimpouts and lack of common courtesy at normal playing times, especially weeks after the movie debuts, should be met with ejection or people being banned from the theater.
I worked at a theatre that screened Indian movies every now and again, and whenever there was one you could here their cheering and howling from the room next to theirs.
I went to see Annihilation alone. A group of high school girls were giggling in the row behind me, possibly at me. I had just had a salami sandwich and some jalapeño poppers, so I let loose a giant silent fart that blanketed the area around me. They got up and moved
>Go to watch movie in India
>Neggers start lighting fireworks in the theater
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I went to see “Menace to Society” in a bad part of Austin...
Let’s just say it was a very bad decision and I am lucky I got out Alive.
This was before I was aware about never relaxing..
Went to watch endgame the second time with some bros at a dine in theater. There was some fat beluga whale LaShonda in the back pointing at the menu with her phones screen light for a solid 15 minutes trying to order some food. Then when the food got there she shined the phone light again to see what she was eating.
God I fucking hate black people at theaters.
Sat next to some schizo boomer when I went to go see Halloween 2018. He kept muttering to himself "hmm umm Mikey Myers oooooh" and kept quickly reaching into his jacket. I genuinely thought the place was gonna be shot up. It helped add another layer of terror to the movie itself.
Movie was pretty good. Judy Greer fucking sucked in it, though.
For once, /pol/ is right. However, I've had my fair share of white trash ruining a movie too. It's always someone's fucking mom who can't keep her mouth shut and I have to tell them to shut up. Niggers are worse though. Phones out plus loud talking.
Just laughed.
Yeah, that was pretty much my experience watching the movie. I had to tell people behind me to shut up but I had to give up because the whole theater was just so fucking loud. At least one one had their phones out
went to see one of the purge movies with my ex and she wouldn't stop jumping every time something "scary" happened, which kept waking me up
This kid kept talking and reacting during EVERY. SINGLE. LINE. During Endgame.
I told her to shhh and she came back with “No YOU shhh!”
At the end of the film before the final battle I finally had enough and said, “Please stop, you’ve been talking the whole movie.”
Best final battle scene of my life.
If a girl touches you, she wants you, usually.
> What was your worst movie theatre experience?
Americans
Clapping and wohoooing at every scene.
Watching first Transformers movie on opening day, packed, and this guy kept saying "It's goan' change!" before every transformation.
>tfw 2007
>tfw 12 years old
>tfw biggest simpsons fan
>tfw get tickets to the simpsons movie with my only friend
>tfw the cinema is so full I can't sit next to him
>tfw it's so full I sit in the fucking aisle eating my popcorn
>tfw the cinema is like a theatre
>tfw there is like a mini wall thing for different levels
>tfw watch movie like this and can't see shit
sneed
Cars 2
Niggers and children.
Anyone that tries to say anything during a movie, eternal wrapper shuffling.
>Guy in front of cinema with big family
>They keep talking loudly during the movie about random shit
>Guy’s phone goes off
>Rings and Rings
>He answers it. Puts it on speaker
>”Happy Birthday Jose! We love you”
>He starts having a conversation
>Dude from back of theater yells ‘Dude shut the hell up!’
>Guy in front says “EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER”
>Guy keeps talking on his phone as the theater goes dead quiet
>Dude in the back never says another word
I'm blaming the Fine Brothers.
Oscar bait films and mainstream crime thrillers usually have the worst audiences, kids are the worst when the cinema staff doesn't give a shit and lets anyone in regardless of age.
In the first to instances, its always an older or younger couple dragging their spouse/partner to a film one of them is guaranteed to hate.
Beaners really suck
The older women are the worst though whether they're with friends or a husband, they're usually the worst when it comes to laughing at sex scenes too.
Went to a midnight screening of Terminator Salvation in New Mexico on release. The cinema went dark. The trailers played. Then TING. TING. TING. Hammering metal sounds happen over black. I’m thinking, hmm interesting take on the terminator thing.
Cuts to a priest hammering a metal plate. ANGELS AND DEMONS logo appears on screen. Crowd howls in confusion. Lights turn on and a manger explains the situation and it takes another twenty minutes to swap out film.
Honestly with how Salvation turned out we should have just all watched Angels and Demons instead
What pussy area is that?
It's so weird how people come up with lies to to post on this stupid site.
Why do you do it?
Brooklyn, NY
You should have started rubbing her leg idiot, she was inviting you to
Wow. I'm in WA State and people here are much more manly than that, even the women. Someone tells anyone to "eat shit and die motherfucker" is getting a free trip to loose tooth city at least.
The sheet cringe and awkwardness of Russell crowes singing on les mes.
>Went to see the my hero academia movie when it came to theaters
>Theater was full of weebs, thought they'd at least have common courtesy at the theater
>Dead wrong
>In the beginning every time a character made their first appearance everyone lost their shit and cheered, couldn't hear several lines due to this
>When it came to the end fight the guy sitting next to me was literally screeching and yelling full on marvel reaction video tier "OMG OMG OMG, THIS IS EVERYTHING!"
I would literally pay extra for my ticket if movie theater ushers were present the entire time and removed anyone who cannot watch the movie quietly
>first time going on a date, friend and his gf set it up so we all four go together
>always been kind of awkward and reserved, but she didn't mind
>be pretty nervous about the whole thing but excited that it might be fun
>enter to watch the movie
>it's fucking horrible, comes really long and awkward part where some woman starts rubbing her pussy on the front window of the car
>friend and gf start making out furiously
>I'm feeling really fucking uncomfortable and the girl I came with is just looking at the screen with a blank expression
>my friend hits me with his elbow to signal me to do something
>I panic and just grab her hand and look at her with a stupid expression
>she just looks at me and keeps watching
>I let her hand go and just leave
I cried all the way going back home before drinking myself into sleep, why am I so fucking weird goddamn it.
This made me laugh so hard
You probably are in the autism spectrum.
I don't say this as an insult.
Horton Hears a Who, the entire audience clapped hysterically at the ending shot of the yellow guy flying through space. The audience didn't act out of the ordinary for the rest of the movie, didn't even laugh.
>be 18
> move to a new city after leavig parents
> not a great place but im settling in
> decide to go see a movie, it was the a-team movie
> go there and theres no one at the ticket booth. wait around for two minutes before some asshole comes out of the side office smelling of pot and demands my card before i even tell him what i want to see
> two asshoes behind me talking loudly and way to close to me
> get my ticket and go to get some popcorn
> popcorn cost way to much of course.. and was fucking stale
> the drink was flat and they had no ice for it
> vendor looked like i killed his mother when i asked for it and offered to take it in the back and get some from their breakroom fridge for me
> say no and take my non spit in drink with me
> movie starts late. about fiftten minutes after the showtime. they kept the lights on for first twenty of the movie and only turned them off once another patron, i assume. went and complained
> theater was almost empy but some 13 year old dipshits decided to sit almost right next to me
> 2 were making out very loudly half the fucking movie
> 1 was on his fucking phone
> and the other 2 were talking loudly and trying their best to mys3k the movie
> they werent very good
> as i was leaving the theater i realized someone had stolen my phone,
>pot smoking ticket seller told me it was my fucking problem
never went back, for the remainder of my lviing in that city i drove a good 50 minutes out of my way to theater in a local suburb that was really nice. had great service. comfy chairs. good and quiet patrons and i could get a large popcorn and a large soda for 9.99 which is great for theater prices/ i kind of miss that place actually, got to know the owner pretty well and he even reserved seats for me sometimes when he knew i was going to show up
Why do you think the 'no singles policy' exists?
If were talking worse movies ever saw in theatres
Holmes and Watson and Blades of Glory
If we're talking other than the movie
>Nigger bitch talking during Iron Man 3
>Going with a group of people I didn't know at all to see Blades of Glory.
>Loud obnoxious people during Bruno, people literally standing up and telling jokes in the theater.
>Be 14
>Went to see Seed of Chucky
>Parents bought my ticket in front of cashier
>They go see Incredibles
>Go into Seed of Chucky
>No problems at all
>15 minutes early
>Previews start
>Ushers kick me out
>"My parents bought it! I have my ticket here!"
>"Don't care, don't believe you!" "What movie are your parents seeing?"
>"The incredibles"
>Throws me into the incredibles
>Incredibles started earlier that Seed of Chucky
>Miss everything up to plane getting shot down
>Get to see Mrs. Incredible check out her ass in the mirror
>.....fine.
Still pissed me off though. Other parents saw Seed of Chucky with the kids I went to school with. Had to wait another 5 months until it came out of video.
>be 13
>neighbour is taking us to the kino
>going to see the new Harry Potter mobie
>he buys the tickets
>comes back with 3D glasses
>wtfisthis.png
>go inside
>screen says to put on the glasses
>okay?
>movie starts
>it turns out we're watching SharkBoy and Lava Girl
One more, it wasn't a bad experience just fucking goofy.
>Go see Avengers Endgame
>AMC has assigned seats.
>Always worry that some idiots or niggers will be in my seat or try to convince me to move.
>Guy sits to my right with his friend.
>Before previews another guy tells him, your in the wrong seat, frees up seat next to me because his seat is where the guy's friend was sitting.
>Black guy looks down my aisle
>Please no
>Sits next to me.
>Doesn't smell bad, smells a little, but probably just some hair product or maybe talcum powder.
>Thingswentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>Don't have to fight over arm rest because the free seat on my right.
>During first 20 minutes of the movie guy is leaning forward.
>I can have both arm rests.
>He came in with a leather jacket on, jacket was off and on his lap since he sat down.
>Might have had a book bag on under leather jacket
>Pulls to-go order of fucking food out of jacket or bookbag.
>Smells like spaghetti, looks like rice
>Stinks up whole theater, but its not a BAD smell
>Can't figure out if it is spaghetti or mexican
>Outside theater is Chipotle AND Olive Garden. But the container looks like Fazoli's.
>Confused the rest of the movie
Since when do niggers eat spaghetti? Since when do niggers eat rice?
How does it look like rice, smell like spaghetti, but look like its from Fazoli's a mile down the road?
How did he get that container in without any smell?
If it was in his leather jacket, how did it fit?
If it was in a backpack, how did he fit it under his coat without it looking like it?
If it was in a backpack over his coat, how did he make it past the door?
Who is this nigger ninja, and why did he eat out of a cooked meal in a movie theater?
Why did he choose the second day of Avengers to do it?
How was the movie by the way?
fucking beta cuck, just make him stfu.
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Watching the Phantom Menace when it first came out.
Went to watch it with my uncle and there was some black kid with an afro sat infront of us who spent the whole movie being noisy and obscuring our view.
We went and watched it again the next day since we didn't enjoy it the first time around. Years later I realised it wasn't the kid that was the problem.
Had an autistic guy talking to me all through a film once. Didnt mind too much until he followed me to the toilet
This was even funnier than the Indian fireworks video. Bravo, surreal user
Kek, this reminds me of the time me and a friend smuggled hamburgers from Carl’s Jr. into a movie.
We pull them out right after the trailers start
Hot beef aroma fills the theater
An elderly couple behind us says “oh, they serve burgers here now??”
The old man gets up and heads out to the lobby
I have posted it before so not a coypasta if someone recognizes it
>be me khv
>go to watch a movie alone
>one of those times when the seats are 80 percent empty
>a cute girl sits close to me
>during the movie she is constantly looking at me and smiling
>start to panic, cant even enjoy the movie
>when it ends I leave the hall early and go to toiled so I dont need to meet with her
>when I return from the toilet she is just standing there at the exit waiting for someone
>probably me
>okay herewego
>go to the exit
>she is smiling at me, going towards me and probably wants to say something
>pulse is sky high
>I just smile back akwardly and leave her there
>walk as fast as I can and dont look back
>go home and want to kill myself
had people clap at the end of a movie recently it beats all my horrible experiences thanks for spreading your shit to the rest of the world amerifats
i always try to think well of others but nigs always ruin it for me.
Theyre always so loud and obnoxious and rude when you politely ask them to keep it down.
I know its not "all" black people but its a big percentage. They all smell bad too, especially the dark skinned fat ones.
>> as i was leaving the theater i realized someone had stolen my phone,
>>pot smoking ticket seller told me it was my fucking problem
To be fair, if you get your phone stolen or lost somewhere it is your problem. The most they can do is offer to look for it, but finding a phone in a massive theater is impossible, and they can't exactly go back and stop what their doing to watch the cameras in hopes that while you passed one the guy who took your phone was on film. And even if he was, they can't do anything about it at that point
Going to ye olde cinematographic to see The Seven Samurai and a fat disgusting weeb kept calling out during the whole film
Did the same thing another time with RoboCop being even worse yelling back at the screen
why did you go to see Aladdin?
/thread....literally like having chimps around
is this a diagnoseable thing? because I googled it and it was like, some people don't like some noises.
I'm pretty sure everyone is disgusted by chewing soudns/candy wrappers.
I assumed from the way it spelt, that maybe you have difficulty determining what direction a sound is coming from, or as an ailment it would amplify certain sounds regular people don't pay attention too.
Help me out here, google leading me to believe this is something everyone has. Or I smoke too much pot and you get it from that?
I go to theater and it was full of kids, somekind of excursion
Well either that or white trash.
In Aussie college when I was about 17 the girl I was dating wanted to goto the movies and insisted we see this piece of shit because "The guys from Scary Movie are in it!"
In that sitting a 12 year old in front of me turned around, leaned over and drunk the last sip from my coca cola and then just turned back around. I was in complete shock at the audacity and honestly just let it go and was just astonished at what happened.
Not him but I bug out big time at people chewing with their mouth open. Even worse when its someone I'm friends with on steam or discord I can't think of a way to tell them to stop chewing with their mouth open like a fucking retard for fear they'll do it on purpose or more often to annoy me in a friendly banter kind of way so I just bail.
>Why do African Americans commit over 50% of the violent crimes while only being 13% of the US population?
This get's thrown around a lot but how many of those 13% of blacks actually do that 50% crimes?
I don't blame you, it drives me up the wall, and you're correct to assume they'll do it on purpose once they find out.
t.happened to me
I went to a see a movie in USA once. Never again.
Went to see the last jedi with a friend
Talking to my friend while the shitty adverts were on
Guy in the next row in front of us & to the right shushes us
Say to my friend "Did he just fucking shush me in the adverts?"
Trailers start we watch the trailers just like we'd watch the movie....quietly
Movie starts & the same idiot starts mumbling to himself in the beginning of the film and continues through the entire movie
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Had mean sushi lunch before movie so plentiful noxious farts on the way
Aim my legs at him & blow every sushi fart in his direction for the entire film
Watch him squirm every time a fart engulfs his area....
Tell me to be quiet in the adverts & then start mumbling to yourself through the entire movie..
Just call them tumble dryers...cause you know...it's like a seeing into a tumble dryer when all the stuff is going around.
>go to watch avengers
>cinema always has stupidly long adverts so go like 2 mins before I know it will start and get to my seat in a packed cinema
>someone row in front keeps slurping hard on an empty drink so keeps making that *slurp* sound
>Expect someone near to say something
>stops briefly and figure it's a kid as I can hear him talking now then he goes back to slurping
>pissing me off now and all the betas sat nearby aren't saying shit
>kid starts slurping again so shout ""IT'S EMPTY RELAX"
>hear mum/guardian grab drink off kid and people look around at me, expect them to be thankful but getting mean mugged idgaf
>film ends finally and look over at my nemisis and see its a mega retarded kid
>still don't give a fuck and push past people still sat down waiting for end credit scene whilst crop dusting a silent one
fucking lol'd
Visiting Bongistan to fuck my long distance internet hookup and we went to see IT. The theatre was full of smelly muzzies, gypsies, and chav scum with cragteeth yelling and fighting and talking on their mobiles. Walked out and there was a 12-14 year old pregnant girl smoking getting screamed at by her Paki bf. I made my mind up the UK is dead and I'm not going back even for the best snatch ever again as soon as we left.
Stomped out a soi golem that kept looking at his iwatch and talking to himself during John Wick 3 in the parking lot afterwards. All isoi manlets should fucking be killed we left that cunt on the underpass I hope he got killed by a serial killer or died from hemorrhaging before he could get help. Fuck that dude.
95% of that 13% are males between the ages of 15 - 55, which is 3% of the US population.
lol shut the fuck up you dork
>Niggers are worse though
I would not say that. In my experience they are as much bad as hoodrats.
In my neighborhood that would have been the last thing that motherfucker drank, unless you count the water from the Hudson getting in his mouth when we dumped his body.
Tried to finger me nan at Fast n furious 6 but she said no and it was weird then found out it wuz cuz she wuz on her monthlies or we'd have been go. We been shaggin since she's still a fit bird.
>Since when do niggers eat rice
Well i go to eat chinese sometimes with my few black friends.
some nigga behind me at straight outta compton was kicking my seat to the beat of the music until I yelled at him and his friends laughed along
I was watching mouse hunt and had to piss really badly so I used an empty bottle and the guy behind me saw my dick
yeah and people think italians and black people are bad, they have no idea
true patrician cinema-goers bring their own sound effects
Had the worst group of white trash teens in front of me during Hereditary. Non-stop talking, texting and pointing at the screen with a laser pointer for half of the film before multiple people called the staff to kick them out
kino
People who dont use PTT are basically amoebas