AJ is on his computer with earphones on, jerking off to Shadman
Carmella walks in carrying a basket of clothes
>Carmella: AJ I don't know how many times I have to ask you not to put...
>Carmella: OH MY GOOOD.
Carmella drops the basket and covers her mouth in horror
AJ looks up startled, his expression turns to terror as he quickly covers his crotch
>AJ: Mom, wait, I- I can explain!
>Carmella: Oh Jesus and mother Mary, TOOOOONY!
Tony can be seen eating a donut in bed with a smile on his face
As he hears his wife calling he sighs deeply and reluctantly walks over to AJ's room
>Tony: What? I'm in the middle of something...
Tony follows Carmella's gaze and sees the dicks flashing by on AJ's screen, his brows furrow
>Tony: AJ, what the FUCK?
AJ realizes the porn is still on his screen and hastily closes the tabs
Tony walks over to AJ's computer and rips out the power cord
>Tony: What the hell is going on? Were you just jacking it to some sick tranny shit?
>Tony: AJ look at me!
>AJ: No-no, I was just, it was just a pop-up.
>Carmella: Anthony Jr. you better tell us right now if you're into some kind of weird satanic homosexual orgy stuff!
>AJ: I'm not, I swear!
AJ is on his computer with earphones on, jerking off to Shadman
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Later that day at the Bing
The guys are standing around the pool table
>Tony: I don't know where it went wrong, one in Columbia and the other... beating it to some fuckin' shemale porn shit.
>Silvio: Eh Ton', don't be so hard on yourself.
>Silvio: Kids these days do lots of... unusual things...
>Paulie: If you ask me, it's all the fuckin' hormones they're putting in our food.
>Paulie: It's a miracle there's not more pillow biters runnin' around.
Tony gives him a frustrated look
>Chris: Could be worse 'T, he coulda been jerkin' it to blacked.
Tony looks up to Chris angrily
>Tony: Blacked? What the hell is that?
>Chris: Well you know... it's the cuckold shit.
Tony glares at him
>Chris: Ah fuck it, forget I said anything."
>Furio: In America, it is normal to want to fuck-a these-a, how do you say, traps?"
>Paulie: Only if you're a fruit cake.
>Bobby:: I don't know guys, some say there is a certain allure to a feminine penis.
>Everyone: OOOOOOOOOHHHH!
>Tony: You think this is some kind of joke? My son was jerking off to this shit.
Tony stands up begins yelling
>Tony: Is this what this country has come to? Cartoon dickgirls? Blacked?
Paulie shakes his head and Silvio looks down somberly
>Chris: It's the LBT agenda Ton', I saw a show about it the other day.
>Tony: The what? It's L-G-B-T! An LBT is a GOD DAMNED sandwich.
Georgie overhears the conversation as he walks in the backroom
>Georgie: I always preferred club sandwiches, never was a fan of tomatoes...
Silvio sighs and rolls his eyes as Tony furiously looks at Georgie
Tony grabs a pool cue and starts beating Georgie with it
>Tony: HOW ABOUT I MAKE A CLUB SANDWICH AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FAT FUCKIN' ASS?"
>Georgie: Owh! I'm sorry Tony, what did I do?"
>Tony: MY SON IS NOT A FUCKIN' RICCIONE YOU HEAR?"
Georgie covers his head and runs out of the backroom.
>Tony: I don't wanna hear any more about this trap or blackness shit! Nobody here will watch that crap, understood?
>Paulie: Shame you already paid for your computer Chrissy, hehehe.
>Chris: Fuck you Paulie.
Chris flips him off
>Bobby: You know Quasimodo predicted all of this.
Learn how to write screenplay. This is embarrassing from a technical perspective. Hard pass.
4/10
This is dumb as fuck but I got a giigle
I appreciate the effort, thanks OP
Who hyped for MSoN?
I thought this was good but maybe could illuminate us with feedback.
lol pretty funny
Read a screenplay. I'm not saying the Yea Forums format calls for the specific screenplay formatting but he's writing as if it's a novel. This is the most common beginner mistake.
Here is one of the best ever written by Kaufman:
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Obviously he is one of the best writers but you will immediately notice the difference. A screenplay isn't a novel. There are also a million YouTube videos on the subject you can refer to.
You did a good job user don't listen to this retard
>WHAT DA FUCK, Christopha? Whaddaya mean YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT CANNES? You call yourself a FUCKING MOVIE MOGUL an' you don't care about Cannes? YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT GARY COOPA?
>Tony, please, I'm sorry! I don't understand, what does Gary Cooper have to do with--
>THEY HAD AN AWARD FOR GARY COOPA! The Gary Coopa Award, at Cannes! You call yourself a Hollywood Bigshot AND YOU DON'T CARE 'BOUT DAT?
>Tony, please, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry...
>>>>>>>>>>Eheheheheh, Raisin in the Sun, it's a good movie. Watch it, Chrissy!
>Chris: It's the LBT agenda Ton', I saw a show about it the other day.
this got a laugh outta me.
funny desu
>>Bobby:: I don't know guys, some say there is a certain allure to a feminine penis.
Kill yourself faggot scum
>Tony can be seen eating a donut in bed with a smile on his face
OOOOOOOH
>everyone is special
>everyone gets a prize
>nobody is ever wrong
Tree hugging zoomer education was a mistake
I should stab you in the fucking eye.
Kill yourself faggot scum
But /pol/ told me zoomers are the most B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BASED and REDPILLED generation
zoomers are a generation of niggers and trannies
Abloo bloo boomer faggot. Go back to watching your wife get ramrodded by a pack of niggers
Based & hardtruthpilled
>Furio: "In Italy, we non hanno these-a kind-a pornografia. All our fumetti... eh, have-a ducks."
>Others: "Dicks?"
>Furio: "Ducks, anatre. You know, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack."
by the time shadman was a thing, tony would be in the can by then. everyone who thinks tony survived, doesn't realize that tony was at that time headed to jail.
You were a mistake, OP's post is funny
Tony get ipad
Op is a gay cunt
I have never watched the Sopronos.
Is it like Senfeild?
It's like your sisters cunt
don´t listen to these wusses and pussies here, this shit was funny as fuck
kinda