I'm thinking about taking my 13 year old to see pic related

yes

too juvenile, edgy, and immature for a normal 13 year old
uneless he's an special kid, then go on, enjoy it

I think this is the most pressing question right here.
Is he skinny? does he have big puppy eyes? does he have a cute little hair cut? what colour hair does he have, blonde, auburn, red, brown? does he have nice coloured eyes?

Babbys first scary movie. Your shit stain you call a son will love it as much as you with that unrefined taste you flaunt.

I wish I had these powers so roasties would know my death

It's more of a horror movie. Also, keep in mind the budget is only 6 million. With that mindset, it's a pretty solid movie.

Stop being retarded, this is another 'After Earth' scenario with a parental figure desperately trying to shove associated family into popular culture via a film.

The movie was written by James Gunn with his brother and cousin getting the credit instead.

The last film the brother and cousin made was in 2012 and neither of them were going to return to film making, but Gunn convinced them and gave them a script.

>James Gunn as a hack writer
except James Gunn didn't write it. He only produced it.

Take him to lose his virginity instead op

>source: my fanfiction
Wow bud you really convinced me there. Cope harder.

>unironically exposing a child let alone yourself to a bunch of hollyjew propaganda
Yikes

except he's a fucking pedophile faggot and nobody gives a shit if he only produced it or not

Calm down roastie and show us on the doll where Uncle James touched you

have sex incel

A young teenager is the target demographic, and probably the only person who would think it was genuinely cool and edgy

It's about the horrors of white incels. Good warning for anyone to watch out for them

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It might turn him into a school shooter

>anime cringe
the hallmark of the incel

Is this considered horror?

damn son you got more triggers than a Glock factory

These are the kind of responses to expect from Yea Forums's NPCs.

i imagine being one of these brainlet plebs amongst chan-posters is like being the retarded cuck of a slightly less retarded gimp

>>I'm thinking about taking my 13 year old to see pic related.
>Will he like it.
Watch this one, its better.

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I'm not posting a picture of him...but yes.

>parent thinks their child is cute
KEK

good, then yes I would recommend this movie, hopefully he's not too squeamish and you have to know by now what kind of movies he likes, he's 13 not 5, if you've shown him maybe some old zombie movies or something with some gore and he thought it was cool, he'll enjoy the film.

It's got jump scares, tension rising camera pans leadng to "horror sting" music ques and the aforementioned jump scares and a bit of gore porn so yeah.

>Since the dawn of recorded history, something like 110 billion human beings have been born into this world. And not a single one of them made it. There are 6.8 billion people on the planet. Roughly 60 million of them die every year. 60 million people. That comes out to about 160,000 per day. I read this quote once when I was a kid, "We live alone, we die alone. Everything else is just an illusion. " It used to keep me up at night. We all die alone. So, why am I supposed to spend my life working, sweating, struggling? For an illusion?

Was the screenwriter just trying to portray what he thought was a stereotypical apathetic and critical teenager, and thus intentionally pseudointellectual and shallow, or does he actually think he's writing something profound? In the first case, he failed, and in the second case, it's pathetic.

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ITT: Seething Alt-Righties mad that James Gunn's new flick made 2x its budget already and they didnt succeed in ruining his life over out of context jokes

Loved the music desu
did a great job setting the tone
The gore was also great, really liked it a lot

He's seen some pretty fucked up movies. I took him to see Fury when he was like 7.

Are you okay, user?

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uhh is it actually really gory? I am very squeamish and really don't like disgusting stuff like organs being displayed and what not

There are 3-gorey moments

>Lady pulls glass shard out of her eye
>They find pictures of guts in the kids room
>Guy get wrecked in his car and his jaw is completely detached and he tries to hold it in place but it looks like ground beef

>Shows 7 year old son movie where the "hero" mows down 3 White boys and shows the gunner who didn't shoot them as a coward
good goy.

you should check out the kino that is Ichi the Killer

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some spoilers but if you're really concerned about the gore read this
There's a scene were a waitress is pulling a shard of glass out of here eye, a scene where a guy gets his jaw ripped off in a "car accident" and you watch him bleed out as he tries to hold it in place, and the waitress from the glass scene is seen later eviscerated and crucified to the wall

the glass scene really made me squirm. In her fucking EYES. It's overall not that bad but it's fairly violent.

Producers can have a hand in controlling how and what the film would be, otherwise they'd pull the budget away. See Kevin Feige.

No. It's nihilistic edgy violent bullshit.

>>I'm thinking about taking my 13 year old to see pic related.
>Will he like it.
>he
Cringe

Call us when you have a daughter

>Kevin Feige
I would assume in those cases, a committee has determined almost exactly what they want the movie to be, and they they pick the cost-effective director who can actually deliver that.

Maybe that's a bit too cynical, though.

It's gorey for the standards of a modern movie. Since about 2005-2007 or so western films have gotten far less visceral/gorey and whatever gore there is now is usually so CGI'd and sanitized it looks cartoonish/fake.

Do you want him to get a mental scar? Go ahead.

Fucking idiot.

Feige is a bit more involved than your average producer but usually, if the producer does put his hands on it, its generally just pointers like "you need to make sure this, that,and those happen, then I'll give you the budget for your movie". So James could have had them be required to do certain stuff but the rest of the writing and directing for the film is up to the ones in that position.

i like this movie but it goes too fast at the end with the powers

Yeah he’ll probably like it

>longer than two hours
I kind of agree but on the otherhand, I don't. I have been watching 2 plus hour films the last few times I have been to the theater and the movie already drags quite a bit. But at the same time, the pacing is fast as fuck in some places, like the beginning moves like lightning but after he turns evil, it slows and meanders a like unsure of what the fuck it is attempting to do.

If you want your kid to turn into a psycho I guess.

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>Visionary filmmaker
>Guardians of the Galaxy

>It's evil Superman
nice

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Is that guy Stardust the Superwizard?

Is that really the flying stance he is going with? That shit looks gay as fuck and I would laugh my ass off before he kills me.

well, he IS pretty gay

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Okay now this is getting interesting.

Will Probably love it. Reminder a guy tries to put his jaw back on his face and it's pretty gory

Is this Nemesis

Are you a hot bear with a beer belly and lots of hair?

Stupid and pretencious.

Fucking interesting.

CRAAWWWWLLING IN MY SKIN

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Please be female...

Pretty much this. If you have watched the trailer, you have seen the movie. The trailer is even in order that the movie progress's in. Some kills are off screen. There are about 6 kills in it, most of them boring and dull. The rest of the movie is a hot boring mess.

Plus it is a movie that kind of needs a little more explanation behind the "bad guy". Is he just an alien, is he some sort of thing sent by aliens to fuck with humanity. Nothing is really explained. Little fucker loses his ability to discern social norms out of nowhere and jerks off to gore. Does his species like gore? just makes no sense. His entire personality flips on a dime for no real reason except the plot demands it.

There is no action really. I can see this movie boring a kid to tears. Nothing really happens.

Why'd none of you mention the scene where Brandyn kills his dad? Literally the goriest and best part of the movie.

>Nothing is really explained. Little fucker loses his ability to discern social norms out of nowhere and jerks off to gore. Does his species like gore? just makes no sense. His entire personality flips on a dime for no real reason except the plot demands it.

That is my one problem with the movie, it needs to explain something. He is suddenly, without any explanation evil as fuck for no reason. The story is trying to be "what if clark kent was evil" but the evil part is led up to with nothing. I think they were trying to set something up with the wasp versus bee discussion from the class lesson but that went no where. I even thought the symbol he was drawing had something to do with his home planet or whatever but nope its just his initials. I can't even tell if it was suppose to be the spooky ship's fault or puberty.

>He is suddenly, without any explanation evil as fuck for no reason
He always evil.
Jesus fucking christ the movie even explained it with the whole wasp versus bees scene.

>setting up a sequel film that will likely never get made because the movie treats itself too seriously for it's generic premise.
It really doesnt'.
It only implies that others do.

>If the movie makes a sequel
Good
>If it doesn't
It's a stand alone film with a joke

Did you mean your wife's son

Oh yeah. it' appropriate.

The movie itself isn't a "horror" movie, it's "horror themed"

It's essentially Kamen Rider Amazons to Superman

Do you have to reply to everyone you fucking attentionwhore.

>Sheriff gets dismembered

Holy shit

The movie didn't do a good job of claiming he was always evil if that was the case. It sets up three explanations of why the shit is about to go down and none of them are sufficient to explain this massive leap from nicest kid you ever met to twisted fucking psychopath.

>puberty
>spooky ship radio wave brainwashing
>kid was a predatory creature all along

The movie sets up one of these explanations as to why this shit is even happening but never mention them beyond the first time the ideas are even shown or brought up.

he replied to all the 4 relevant posts...

It's horror themed.

Think of it as "Blade" where Blade even though had vampires, it wasn't a scary movie.

any webms of the kill scenes in this movie

It pales in comparison to the other kills in terms of gore, you don't even see any blood, and the gore in that scene is more fun gore, while the others are more uncomfortable gore

I think my biggest problem with the movie is that it's a horror movie first and an evil superman movie last, Brandyn's alien origin is easily interchangeable with some other evil entity, you would think that he's some demon possessed child or a demon taking the form of a child if the movie didn't say otherwise

>horror movie first and an evil superman movie last
I feel like it's the opposite.

most of the movie is just Brandon needlessly stalking his victims like a horror movie monster

Wrong. It's a horror movie with shitloads of jump scares. Blade was almost never "scary".

this

It was a surprisingly fantastic concept ruined by poor and directionless and misguided execution, as happens with many sci-fi films these days.

Its tame enough. Its actually less violent than either of the Deadpools and some Marvel movies

You forgot the final barn scene

I disagree, it wasn't juvenile.
Rather, it tried to be mature yet just ended up trying to do two narratives at once and failed at it.

Chronicles was a better film for this imo.
Psychic powers can be developed depending on one's initial sensitivity.

It tried to be a psychological thriller but yes it just ended up being cheap horror.

Kill yourself faggot scum

I was hoping we'd get a hero showing up or something to fight him or get a Lex Luther type to counter him but I guess Gunn didn't think that far ahead

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Why do you phrase a question as a statement? Fuckin weirdo, fuck you

Kill yourself faggot scum

Kill yourself faggot scum

I can't handle that type of stuff

The sort of wish fulfillment I would have fucking loved at 14 or so
Still enjoyed it today

+1

Chronicle is what Brightburn almost tried to do but done successfully

It was generic horror orchestra you basic bitch
There was even a specific loop that I can't recall now where it's in but is in at least 3 movies I could count at the time

I fucking hate what they did to Amazon's design.......

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almost exactly my thoughts at the end of the film
well written

this
his "I'll show them all" resolution doesn't play out until the epilogue
Until then, he's wasting his time dicking around in some nowheresville for acts of petty revenge

Would Brandon get along with the Witch and Aquaman? He finds other lifeforms beneath him.

Fucking this, Evil Superman is fun...until you realize there's literally nothing anyone can do against him and his kryptonite gets removed from the film meaning he has nothing to be afraid of...

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They're not even good so don't wait up.

>Evil Superman is fun...until you realize there's literally nothing anyone can do against him
exactly
the film was over as soon as he killed that girl's mother
everything after that was just a rehash of the buildup we saw to him having the breakdown in the first place
>his kryptonite gets removed
I don't think that happened. After he drops his mom we are just shown him sitting in the ambulance. There's no indication the ship was removed

>Can't have a Lex Luthor
>Can have an Alex Jones

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Watching a 2 minute trailer nowadays is like watching the movie.

Nothing left out, the whole movie edited down to a few minutes.

The movie doesnt even look that good.

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I think the absence of a super-rival is intentional becuse the conceit here is not "what if superman was a villian" but "what if a he was a monster."

Yeah. I think they really made the most out of that budget. My favorite scene was the dad's nightmare.

>He always evil.
wrong
>Jesus fucking christ the movie even explained it with the whole wasp versus bees scene.
not really, no
that scene is more there just to show how smart he is to lend more credibility to his superiority over humans
the little bit at the end there about wasp cuckholding did indeed foreshadow his backstory, however; but that doesn't mean he was always on the dark side and didn't fall to it

What about vampire bat man? Yes? We get the vampire bat man sucking people dry? Man, I'd love to see the Witch Woman choking people and knockoff Aquaman sinking oil tankers .

See but here's the problem by establishing that the rest of the "Justice league" exists in the world (but they're evil too lmao) you kinda fuck that premise up because by establishing there's evil people with powers one had to reason: Where are the non-evil people with powers or at least people who can stand against him that aren't also trying to destroy the world

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Life generally makes an equal and opposite reaction to almost everything. There always seems to be something of equal testicular fortitude to slap the shit out of something seemingly too powerful.

But Alpha's design is pretty great.

>school shooter
This film should be praised for laying a lot of the blame for shooters where it rightly belongs - on the parents. There's been a trend in recent media to never name the shooters in press conferences and news broadcasts. I hope that trend evolves into naming the parents instead.

These people were your quintessential good-bad parents. They were nothing but positive reinforcement, constantly telling this kid how special he was, what a gift he was, how unique and different, letting him break rules and lie to them until it was too late - of *course* that kid will embrace godhood, of *course* he'll view himself as superior. You've already been telling him he was his entire life. I liked the little metaphor that summed up the dad's whole parenting philosophy - kid wailing and acting up? Just shove some candy in his mouth - problem solved. Sweets solve everything.

I liked how his conversation with his aunt laid bare his god complex - "sometimes bad things happen for good reasons."

cringe post
parenting is ultimately has near-zero effects on child outcomes, as has been borne out in study after study. Especially when it comes to something as aberrant as becoming a mass killer.

Don't shoot your school, incel.

shut the fuck up gay cunt

>constantly telling this kid how special he was, what a gift he was, how unique and different
But he literally was special and unique and different. And he was for all intents and purposes a god. Telling him otherwise would have been lying to him.

>"sometimes bad things happen for good reasons."
the kid was based until James decided that he should go killing people for hardly any reason at all
ruined his character, not even a sequel could really salvage the plot

I was hoping that with how they kept teasing that scene with the sheriff on the porch, we were going get a solid bait-and-switch that riffed on an old tv show with a similar concept. It won't surprise me at all if no one here's old enough to remember a short-lived 80s show called "The Powers of Matthew Star."

I was hoping that the cop was going to turn out to be another member of his species who'd been sent there to look for him.

have sex

speaking of the sheriff, why exactly did he suspect him of killing the mom and his uncle in law? The only thing he really had to go on were the symbols, and there's no way you'd be able to tell that they were his initials

Studies conducted by whom? The same people telling parents that making kids feel like they're the center if the universe is a good thing? That's the recipe for creating low-empathy narcissists.

Connected to both (reason to dislike the woman, and the other victim was his uncle), and his crushing the girl's hand. Add the symbol onto that. Still pretty flimsy but Brandon gave off weird vibes.

Just studies on the effects of parenting in general. The Nurture Assumption by Judith Rich Harris is a good intro.
>The same people telling parents that making kids feel like they're the center if the universe is a good thing?
That's the point--it's not really a good thing or a bad thing. Whether you treat your kid like an angel or raise him like a spartan doesn't really make much of a difference. Personality is primarily genetic.

>why exactly did he suspect him of killing the mom and his uncle in law? The only thing he really had to go on were the symbols, and there's no way you'd be able to tell that they were his initials
they do look enough like initials
her mom had no enemies so Brandyn was the only one with a motive, and being able to break a girl's hand is highly suspicious in terms of capabilities
that said, I don't think he ever saw the symbols he drew in notebooks

It's not about telling him otherwise. It's about instilling in him that other people have worth, that regardless of how "special" you might be or how you think you are, it doesn't make you more of a person or "righter" or more deserving. That's ultimately what narcissism and even psychopathy are - a self-centric worldview that fundamentally can't lend any weight to or perceive any value in the thoughts and feelings of others. "Me, me, me" 24/7/365.

If you notice, they *were* lying to him. Remember the reason the dad told him he should stay out of the barn? Because he might get hurt. That's a baby reason, literally the opposite of what pop psychology will tell you. It focuses the reasoning of the child back on themself instead of the reason lying within someone else. A better reason is "Stay out of the barn because I said so." It makes the reason lie within someone else, in this example, that someone is a parent, an authority figure. It establishes the concept of people having desires that are outside of the child's own will, but no less important.

That's a load of bullshit. Monsters can be either born *or* made.

So in other words, you want a super hero version of Mob Psycho 100

I guess if you lock your kid in a closet and beat the shit out of him every single day and feed him dog food he'll probably turn out fucked up, but extremes in either directions are pretty rare.

Not really familiar with the reference, but teaching a kid that all your rules are solely to protect him is just another way to establish nice and early that *everything* is about him.

>Not really familiar with the reference
japanese webcomic about a kid with supernatural powers, his part time boss tells him that even with his powers he's not special, so he ends up not being a psychopath like almost everyone else in the story that has the same powers

shut the fuck up ignorant zoomer cock sucker

That's the thing. Saying that behavior is written in stone, all nature and no nurture, is the extreme I'm arguing against. You want a fantastic example of what I'm talking about? Look up some of the interviews with Dahmer's father. I don't think he had *bad* parents, just not very good ones, just more or less average people. There's one particular interview where his dad's own guilty conscience gets the better of him and he relates an anecdote about helping Jeff move to his apartment - *the* apartment. The man fixates on this certain "heavy" footlocker and how Jeff wouldn't tell him what was in it. Predictably, the interviewer lets that slide and doesn't address the reality - the fact that the man had been living with his suspicions for years but was too weak to act on them.

This is comment gave me cancer. Which doesn't have anything that can slap the shit out of it you utter fucking retard.

Yeah, that's pretty much exactly it.

You literally have to set this type of movie like that or else it will come off bad, doing a what if evil superman movie is interesting on its face but stupid when played out, making him out as a literal monster is far more interesting and leaves the viewer really feeling genuinely scared of him where if you were to go on this evil super hero journey like you would in some else world comic book you would probably not view this kid as scary at all.

It's actually a pretty interesting comparison because at the end it turns out that the villains are manchildren and throw temper tantrums when they can't use their powers to get their way which makes me think of what an older Brandon would be like while also facing off against someone stronger than him

I guess I tricked myself by going into this expecting something like irredeemable, but even discounting that... I'm a horror fan, I go to these movies expecting not to be scared by anything if the atmosphere isn't spot on. In brightburn there is no atmosphere. You develop no empathy for the characters, you get no character development on the kid besides lines that exist for the sole purpose of foreshadowing. The movie can't decide if the kid simply is evil or if he turns that way because of being misunderstood/having no one to talk to and who'd make him understand his powers. So he just oscillates between being a normal kid and being a monster, to the point that it got me thinking he was being mind controlled halfway through.
PS: why is everyone praising the kid playing him? He's almost Jake Lloyd bad, only thing that helped him was the part asked for an emotionless display

I was hoping the symbol was going to have a deeper significance than just his initials, that it was an insignia that the Sheriff recognized for reasons given in . Like a family crest or something.

In the show I mentioned, Matthew is a surviving member of a deposed ruling house and he had been sent into hiding for his protection, watched over from afar by a guardian sent along with him. I was hoping for an inversion of that.

I was also hoping that the mom would do something typical in domestic calls - be the lunatic idiot who calls the cops then actively impedes them from doing their job because they're "hurting" her little monster.

shut up reddit nigger

>movie leaked online 2 weeks ago
>everyone on Yea Forums who watched it said it was shit
>don't bother watching the online version, go to theaters
>"wow its shit"
dumbass

I agree with you about the kid's acting. The only thing that rescued his performance was when he was required to go full-on emotionless sperg. The "Take the world" part was the worst, weakest bit.

Have sex, incel

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>incel
reddit nigger

Honestly the way he acted at the beginning and then suddenly changing into some fucked up sperg when the ship started talking to him, I got the feeling that it's some Saiyan shit, the only implication that he was fucked up beforehand was the gore porn

Be aware. This is a shill thread.

There is a paid shill campaign here for this garbage. Every OP is a similarly worded innocuous bait. Just sage and ignore.

That's the thing, I felt like some kind of programming had kicked in to make him into a world destroyer or whatever. But then they started building his character as someone who's just misguided, like when he stalks the girl after his dad tries to talk about sex with him. I even thought the girl's mother being killed worked in this interpretation, as did the killing his parents after they try to kill him. But at the same time you have random scenes showing how he has no empathy for no one and his eyes periodically turning red, which brings back the programming explanation. It feels like two scripts mashed together

The seeds were all there, though. The clues are in the parents' behavior, not his. Breaking rules and fucking with them is treated as a game in the very first scene.

The way his dad treats the whole barn incident pretty much says it all.

>"Hey champ, I told you not to play in the barn. You might get hurt. Now watch me throw on my playful "stern dad" voice and raise an eyebrow at you while we go have breakfast and forget the whole thing."

Rules don't fucking matter.

He was a fucking idiot anyway

Agreed.

Not giving me a (you) still won't get you laid, incel

>like, what if, like, a super"hero" was edgy!!! and stuff!!! XD

True, but it's a pretty steep road from disobeying his parents to "humans are ants and I can disembowel whoever I want". If part of the blame is nurture and not nature the movie left out a push or a breaking point. If it's nature, he regresses too much to his "good boy" side

That's like the edgiest it ever really gets, it goes full camp halfway through

The nigga is selfish and wants to do whatever he wants. It makes sense

Its premise is pretty edgy, but irredeemable actually does a decent job in explaining how being a God responsible for mankind's well-being 24/7 can fuck up an individual if he's not that mentally balanced in the first place. The problem is the comic should've ended on quite a few of its false endings instead of having the villain constantly coming back like a slasher monster

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>incel
reddit nigger

I see it as both. Their "nurturing" played into his nature. It was all sweetness and "mommy's special little gift from heaven" and no boundaries or consequences. This is basically "The Perils of Weak Father Figures: The Motion Picture."

I instantly disliked his "parents", especially the guy, who was a bona fide basedboy poster child, acting like a weak bitch in front of his kid. His weakness is transparent throughout the whole flick, even his friends disrespect him (gifting a gun).

If he had good parents the stupid brainwashing spaceship would have had no effect.

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Snyderites nailed this one from months out. It is pretty much exactly what they predicted it would be. It's basically, "Oh, so you think you know what good parenting looks like?"

He will enjoy spending time with you whether he likes the movie or not. (By the way you didn't find your "son" in a bunch of weird burning wreckage as a baby did you?)

Kill yourself reddit nigger

>If he had good parents the stupid brainwashing spaceship would have had no effect.
really makes you think about our society...

Pretty much this. The little guy didnt do bad stuff because he was crazy, but because he had fucking braindead parents.

I don't know, I feel like the ending it got was fine

you're both wrong. he's evil because of programming. it was just recently his birthday and they make it a point to tell you multiple times that he is 12 years old. shortly after his birthday, the ship activates some sort of subconscious programming. My theory is that it is exactly like dragon ball, where they send saiyan babies to lesser developed planets, and at a certain age, the babies "activate" and conquer the planet. It's why his ship was literally telling him to "take over world". His evil personality traits just kicked into higher gear once the ships activation protocols for his "take over the world" programming kicked in. Anyway, this process probably begins once children of his species reach the age of 12, based on the movie mentioning his age multiple times and featuring a birthday scene.

>dismembered
that nigga exploded into strawberry jam.

that fake as fuck head dead center of that screenshot makes me hardpass on the whole thing. my brain just rationed that entire movie away as being fake as fuck and ineffective at shocking me with gore just based on that. Not saying every movie has to be perfect mind you, I just can't unsee everything in that picture just being a silly prop based on that stupid looking head.

The boy is incredibly handsome.

Doing a Millarverse instead of Brightburn sequels would be super fucking kino.

Honestly. I think Chronicle did this better.

>The boy is incredibly handsome.

OK James

>completely uneducated user tries to question what experts in the field agree on

I can buy into the premise of a flying, invincible,alien god-baby with laser eyes that was sent here by an intergalactic empire because it’s all it takes to conquer us. I can buy into parents too stupid and weak to get the importance of establishing rules and fostering empathy in him, but Badger Landing a hot piece of ass like pic-related for a wife.

Why would the kid waste time on a loli of questionable quality when he had access to this?

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Careful who you call uneducated. I hold a B.S. in child psychology and a Master’s in developmental psyche. I’ve been a guidance counselor for twenty years. For me, the single most infuriating portrayal in the entire film was the child’s aunt. I know it’s just a dumb Hollywood horror movie, but not every character needs to be oblivious or incompetent.

Holding titles in meme degrees is the essence of uneducated

Sorry then user, I didn't know

very intelligent argumentation.
Have sex.

And more and more are showing up Thanks to the 4channel crap...we need some Raid of gore threads spam to make things bit better...to people remember the old ways...

Harris is a well-intentioned quack whose posits have been seized upon by all the usual suspects - the proponents of deterministic interpretations of behavior. It’s another cop-out, perhaps the ultimate one, for personal accountability. Now our “bad actors” aren’t just “products of their environment,” but have violence and criminality veritably stamped into their DNA. It’s preposterous.

Nah...Stardust would give the Guy some eternal painfull punishment instead of a Quick death

you're obviously one of them cock sucker

Man people really can not accept a bad ending anymore huh?

>i wish dere versun of good sooperman showed up at the end

>t’s preposterous.
4u.

Some people are just born assholes, ooga booga

Can we stop with the meme of longer movies? It doesn't need to be at least 2 hours. Writers and directors need to remember how to trim the fat.

Says the Tranny Tourist.

If the bad ending isnt at least interesting why even bother?Stuff like Seven at least was clever.

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Read the spoilers.There is a Luthor, Aquaman and Wonder Woman expy. How will President Luthor save us?

Good Superman will save us.

Alternate ending has Caitlyn becoming Cyborg. Can Cyborg beat Supes?

Under the exact right conditions. But if she’s a cyborg made out of the ship’s metal, absolutely.

Potential Superheroes

Alex Luthor- Regular, right-wing shock jock who gets tired of ranting over the internet and uses his wits to do something about it. He is a bit meh when he finds out some of his team voted Hillary but god damn, they are Americans and they are fighting for freedom together. Creates a battle suit with a bit of his trust fund that he burns away on shock jockery. Dedicates himself to fighting evil over ranting on internet.
Black Manta- Still Black but he becomes like John Wick. Determined to hunt down the evil creature that killed his pops.
Cheetah- A archeologist who became a furry because she got cursed by the Witch. Now she fights to wrongs crimes and bring back her body.
Lightburn- A imperfect clone of Brightburn. He is intellectually stunted being a imperfect clone but loyal to a fault to Alex Luthor. Alex can't believe he wasted his funds on this but he comes to see him as a brother.
Reverse-Fast- Time-Traveller from the future where the Syndicate took over. He tried to kill the Dr Fast's mother to stop the timeline from happening only to set off a chain of events that led to that destination. Seeking to right wrongs, he joins Luthor's team. Whatever it takes to save the future.
Clown Prince- A successful chemical engineer and part-time comedian. Formerly apolitical but the Bat who rules his city pushed him too far. In a silent act of protest he made a joke at his expense but the Bat tolerated no dissent and found him and his wife and dunked them into a chemical vat. They survived and came out bleach. Seeing life getting worse and worse they become the Clown Prince and Princess playing practical and cruel jokes on those in power, their collaborators and leading a resistance against the Bat. Clown Princess votes Hillary, for climate change action and all that shit. Alex wonder why he keeps them around when they keep making fun of Trump.

Politically. He’ll find a way to get close to the kid, act as his “mentor,” give him cool ideas he wouldn’t have come up with on his own. He’ll become his friend and confidant, learn his weakness, then shank him with a knife made from the metal of his ship.

>what if an alien child that crashes to earth becomes the villain, not its defender
Man this is such a neat concept. Did they really fuck it up?

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Not bad.

Nah, it’s on an extremely limited budget, so they had to work within their limitations. I felt that they did so to decent effect.

Destra- The Benevolent Prince of a faraway planet. Used to be part of a intergalactic police force which wielded power rings until he got sick of their police brutality, xeno profiling. Then it got worse when they aligned themselves with a galactic conqueror and they decided to enforce all his laws. He forms a New Force which wields new rings and is determined to protect his planet's freedoms and that of others. He will not let Earth fall under the same regime of fear.
Titan- The last surviving son of this inhabitable moon after his evil twin brother unleashed a plague to kill them all. He is determined not to see genocide like this happen ever again. He aligns with Alex to stop another tragedy. Never again.

As mentioned above it looks like Gunn is not content with GoTG and Suicide Squad and is setting up his own Crime Syndicate Cinematic Universe. Which could have been done years ago had some wise alec not hackneyed the shit out of Wanted.

I'll pirate it.

It sounds like a great concept ruined, just like The Purge

Metallo Caitlyn? I like it. We can even throw in a bit of Hank Henshaw and Cyborg in there as well.

In this universe Batman got prison raped.

You mean he raped the prisoners himself.

Remember when Snyder got edgy and said he wanted Batman to get prison raped?

there was no fucking reason for that to have a memearrow in front of it
learn how to greentext, fucks sake

Does anyone else think the metal from the ship being able to damage him is a ruse? I understand the whole superman needing kryptonite parallel, but I got the feeling that scene was deliberately misleading, and that he only got injured because he was kinda knocked out/comatose from his space ship so his natural defenses were down. I have no evidence of this really.

Should Witch Woman be based off Greek Witches?

Again, his mask was a reference to this?

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The gore porn doesn't work either because there is no indication that he had it before the ship starting being a clusterfuck. The movie only shows him drawing fucked up shit after the ship played shitty evil jazz at him.

No, because that’s not what he said.

Maybe. After I thought about it a bit, I realized he sort of looks like a baby Cthulhu when wearing it.

The movie has an awkward bee versus wasp discussion that point towards the demon seed being a predator like wasps. Then it continues to say puberty and then you have the spooky ship in the background acting as if he was the Son of Sam's dog telling the kid to kill. None of it is on display long enough or significant enough to matter.

>He is suddenly, without any explanation evil as fuck for no reason
>what is the pod

The pod isn't shown enough to make me sure that it was the pod's fault and not something else.

It was very obvious

It would have been if there were not two other explanations going on at the same time.

did the glass shard out of the eye really happened? I know it exists because of the trailer but I didn't saw it in the theater.

Did I just got censured by my shitty theater?

I really think I got censored by my shithole country
The shard glass of the eye didn't happened, I don't remember the jew out of the uncle, and the dad kill was way shorter than the one that was leaked

Anyone else think Brandon was hiding the uncle's jaw at first? Like he took it as a trophy of his kill and that's why he was super defensive about the shirt?

You know this is an anonymous board and there's absolutely nothing stopping him from lying about every single thing he says right?

maybe. The scene in the trailer is actually censored without the blood.

Honestly I wonder how much was changed from the trailers.

>flying looks better in Brightburn than in man of steel

How did that happen?

>movie treats itself too seriously for it's generic premise.

It's played straight, not serious. it's like slasher films

Man of Steel had awful flying effects, everyone takes off like a bullet with wonky physics. Chronicle still has some of my favorite flight effects/physics ever

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Then why did you use a study made by someone with a meme degree as a argument?

>Brightburn is the brute force character
>Fishman is an elderitch abomination
>Wonder VVitch would be paranormal/magic based

Assuming Cyborg will be a living computer virus turned human, I wonder what even flash and batman can even bring to this.

How about you first learn when to greentext, newfag?

>hey hey listen to me. What if super man but EVIL?
HEH bretty clever.