COCKSUCKER

nah, its dull as fuck compared to s1 and s2. stop sucking donkey dicks

He's right though. It's so forgettable. Three episodes leading up to some speeches in an election about a job nobody wants and that useless dude who wanted to become Fire Marshal. It meanders for far too long on plot points of no consequence.

shit opinion

yeah the last season obviously feels like shit because HBO fucked up but we're finally getting that movie to finish the story that they promised over 10 years ago

if you think the last season is actually good then you never actually liked deadwood in the first place, that shit was terrible

it was a good build up to another season that was supposed to happen.

motherfucker I aint talkin' Jacky Chan levels of one shot multy level kung-fu shenanigans. Just like, the two goons getting a little more than they bargained for trying to beat up all these chinamen before just shooting their asses. One, maybe two quick scenes tops.

Why was he always so angry? Was he bullied as a child or was it just autism?

>Bullock's childhood was not a happy one. His father was a strict disciplinarian, known to beat young Seth for minor infractions. Bullock ran away first at age 13, then again at age 16 to Montana to live temporarily with his older sister, Jessie Bullock. By age 18, he had permanently left home.

His dad was a military man that beat him a lot.

>all that excellent buildup
>it ends with some whore dying
Dear god the movie better be good

it's getting good reviews

that’s stupid as fuck though. thank god you don’t write tv shows

Oh yes, because the dude that has been built up as a serious threat for a whole season just being so stoned on opium that he can't function when the Sweringen's goons get to him that all he does is laugh as they chop him to bits is SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO much better. Not anti-climactic at all. But I guess that sums up the whole of season 3.

The serious threat guy was Hearsts bodyguard and him and Al's guy fought to the death in the street. You are a faggot and should stop posting.

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San Francisco cocksucker was literally hardly even a character. You saw him for what? 2/3 scenes? He was just a plot device to show how Al and other parties are using the smaller communities for their own control / gain. Also the storyline shows us the relationship between Al and Wu. The scene where they murder San Francisco cocksucker is great and ends season 2 perfectly. Fucking pleb.

"Wants me to tell him something pretty..."

>Yea Forums not claiming Deadwood season 3 was shit
Fuck off newfags. Any Deadwood season is better than pretty much any other show out there apart from the Sopranos.

You are a true patrician

*now by the way

That was at the beginning of the season

I'm not even talking about that fight with that dude. That shit was satisfying and awesome.
fuck you. all this shit just culminated in fat sweaty dude and some skinny guy just sucker killing dudes with hatchets and SafFranCock being too high to do anything, lying in a bed and getting killed. It was a total let down, and was lame as fuck. Making the whole of the Chinese population side plot meaningless. Why even bother if it will all be solved in 10 minutes of pointless non-action.

>Chinese population side plot meaningless

Their only meaning was that is where the town bosses got their drugs.

My let down with Season 3 wtf was the purpose of the Earp brothers? It's not like they had any meaningful relevancy to Deadwood.

Daily reminder that the actor who played Richardson and Powers Boothe are dead and thus will not be involved in the movie in any way...

RIP lads, they should have done this movie 10 years ago. Just hope it will be great.

>we will never get a season where Seth Bullock and Teddy Roosevelt chase down a horse thief together, which actually happened

youtube.com/watch?v=ICeG1g_Z6Y0

Well a lot of the shit in season 3 that was "unsatisfying" or seemingly meandering or purposeless plot points were probably intended for conclusion or development in season 4 and potentially even 5 and later.

also this guy is a pedo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Jones

Well, I think it was putting in actual historical events around the fictional plotlines.

Cy Tolliver was a fictional character, so it won't really matter since the movie takes place 15 years later from season 3.

Eh, Merrick was a shit tier minor character anyway. Richardson was god tier and Cy Tolliver was one of the major players of the show.

youtube.com/watch?v=S9Cnh83v6DM

heh, show seems like it was fun to work on.

The dynamic between Swearengen and Bulluck is kino

He's flat out busy hanging bad African Americans and running a crime filled town

Brah. This movie is going to be lit

>Bullock is the hothead
>Swearengen is the coolhead

based

One of Yea Forumss shows before the reddit invasion and all you faggots want to talk about is capeshit and a shitty show that ended instead of real kino

youtube.com/watch?v=B2vAebNrPC8

why is he so perfect?

IM GONNA SAY IT

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I very much wanted to watch that, but I also very much don't want to listen to this faggoty geeky nerdy epic fun sounding cocksucker talking about Deadwood.

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>Bullock met Theodore Roosevelt in 1884 while bringing a horse thief known as Crazy Steve into custody on the range, near what would become the town of Belle Fourche.[9] The two became lifelong friends,[10] Roosevelt later saying of Bullock, "Seth Bullock is a true Westerner, the finest type of frontiersman."

rumor has it that Milch has a 10-minute montage, ala Black KKKLansman, that shows Nigger General and Hostetler being let off the hook for their misdeeds in Deadwood and paralleled against clips of present day America.

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Nigger General is based Steve the Drunk's half-brother, not sure why the show didn't make that more obvious.

nigger general isn't mixed he's black how does that work? do you mean step brother?

Should I watch this or watch Barry season 2?

Their dad was a slave fucker, both have the last name of Fields, Nigger General takes cares of Steve when he is braindead.

yea but he isn't mullato he's black

niggers were way more black back then.

I guess, sounds like this theory is a bit shaky

They were charcoal not chocolate. Nigger General was a real person. That's what he really looked like.

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yea ok why not, it makes the story better, if its true never caught that, just thought they had grown up on the same plantation so nigger general took the former owners name like a lot of former slaves did

Why else would he take care of Steve?

DONT SAY IT

because they grew up together and while antagonistic they still had that
>your kinda the only person I know

youtube.com/watch?v=jjkxrl4t8yc

SNEED

>Al getting his finger chopped off
>Dan poking that guys eye out in the fight
>Ellsworth getting murdered
>Trixie immediately trying to murder Hearst and fucking it up
>E.B. trying to distract people so they don't look at her face

Last episode of S3 petered out but it really felt like it was building to a dramatic climax until then.

>Hearst and E.B
It wasn't as good as the first 2 but I really liked 3

based steve

Forgot the season 1 recap if anyone wants to catch up before the movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=uFDYAz5LFjc

Best scene in the show

youtube.com/watch?v=X15It4sYLRI

>tfw noone remembers Charlie Utter

Fucker was calm headed and called out shitheels when it needed to be done.

Perhaps because he was hideously ugly and a cuckold?

How was he a cuckold? meme spouting faggot

ILL MOTHERFUCK YOU AND BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF

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someone get this hothead outta here

He was a total beta orbiter for any half decent looking female in the camp who so much as glanced at him. And he severely beat the one blackpilled man in the town, Wolcott, attacking him from behind like a true coward.

OH SHIT GEORGE
THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD
IS THAT YOUR KNIFE GEORGE???

Charlie has some fucking amazing lines too

>beta orbiter
>blackpilled

I fucking hate summerfags.

>confusing based Charlie Utter with Ellsworth
Your mouth flaps like the hood on a cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=XZKB-ZIQo2w

>David Milch has fucking alzheimers
How did I not know this until they started doing press for the movie? Goddamn, that's depressing. His writing will be sorely missed. Probably the best to ever do it in television.

While I may agree with you, you are tripfagging where it is not necessary.

Here I have provided you a tripcode tutorial:
youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Bullock is the man responsible for the creation of Yellowstone National Park, badass motherfucker.

THREATENING A PEACE OFFICER? IM TAKING YOU INTO CUSTODY

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DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO FUCK MYSELF?

No, just filled with barely suppressed rage

too bad we only get one two hour 'movie' instead of the two more seasons we shoulda have gotten.

feels weird waiting for a movie of a show that is over a decade old.

THERE'S A FUCKING MOVIE COMING OUT? WHAT THE FUCK

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5 days

What movie are you fags talking about??

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>that 3:35 humping out of nowhere

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The best fight scene in television history was between Dan and Hearst's henchman

youtu.be/SgSItMu-ptY?t=433

Takes place 10 years after season 3. Most of the original cast is back

This show is literally hard times make hard men, easy times make soft men, soft men create hard times.

Can't wait for the dyke jew women to get triggered over the movie.

I do not believe you

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>want to rewatch Deadwood
>remember Swearengen kidney stone arc
I think that gave me PTSD.

fucking kidneystoneist, I identify as a kidneystone.

Based Merrick, pioneer of yellow journalism and CNN

>that Jane ass

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nigger general became a prominent person of Deadwood. I know this because I have actually been there. It's a tourist/gambling town now.

Based

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Dude chinks and their kung fu is a fucking meme, MMA has proven that it was always mythological bullshit.

>tfw fucking Game of Thrones and capeshit faggots are stealing the thunder from my favorite show.

I wanna kill reddit.

fucking GoT fag, if you ever watched the show you would know that Hearst is a senator now and owns all of the gold around the town. Nobody has a happy ending.

Neither should you.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Hearst

Redpill me on John from Cincinnati

There is no redpill for that piece of shit.

Checked and true

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>Posts shitty GoT memes in a thread about a show far above it's level

I really don't need reaffirmation from fags like you

That's nice. Will this one upset you too?

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I am triggered and literally shaking I hope I typed that right because I was to triggered I put my fist through my screen.

Why aren't there any restrictions on the 2nd amendment? There are so many outlaw gunslingers mythologized by the media these days, it's ridiculous.

Ellsworth was too pure for this world.

You're a cuntlicker is what you are

depends on the woman

>eating pussy

He was a good man.
F

Something has to get me off when I can't scalp savages anymore.

>t. Virgin

Sounds like you should watch Warrior user

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What would happen if you bought a bag of yeast and ate the whole thing?

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>the actor that played Nigger General is 70 years old now

Him holding a noose means hangingkino is back on the menu

based

>call someone a motherfucker in a setting where everyone swears all the time
>they want to bite your head off

Neat.

>Skin that smoke wagon
>I'll be your huckleberry
What did they mean by this?

>having the balls to call Seth a motherfucker in this setting

You are pretty NEET, heavy on the pretty... NEET.

And by pretty, I mean I will make a woman out of you.

>WHY DOESNT ANYONE CARE ABOUT MY SHITTY SHOW WAAAAAAH

literally (You)

>127 replies
What did you mean by this?

Was hoping a BBC would find out my IP and show up my door and BLACKED me.

Because Seth Bullock was a real American badass.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_Bullock

a decade later and I'm still pissed that they killed Elsworth

125 of theme were me.

it's 2019, if you don't suck cock you are a homophobe that secretly wants to suck cock.

Why was he such a hothead?

I tried to rewatch it and the first season is pretty decent, but the second went to shit immediately and I dropped it pretty hard.

He seemed like a man who really hates his life, always ready to blow
why was he like that?

>always ready to blow
>why was he like that?

he was a cocksucker

Nonsense. Deadwood is great throughout. The way you hear people talk about it online you'd think it was a trainwreck or ended on a cliffhanger. No, last season just ended with potential to continue.

>having a rational opinion on a capeshit/game of thrones board

lel

>The way you hear people talk about it online you'd think it was a trainwreck or ended on a cliffhanger
The series get almost universal praise outside of its ending online.