WHEN THE CRYPT DOORS CREAK AND THE TOMBSTONES QUAKE

WHEN THE CRYPT DOORS CREAK AND THE TOMBSTONES QUAKE

SPOOKS COME OUT FOR A SINGING WAKE

HAPPY HAUNTS MATERIALIZE

AND BEGIN TO VOCALIZE

GRIM GRINNING GHOSTS COME OUT TO SOCIALIZE

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Lads... It's better than sex

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Can anyone explain to me why mutts find Elizabethan architecture "spooky"? Do they hate beauty or what?

Because it's spooky

daily.jstor.org/how-victorian-mansions-became-the-default-haunted-house/

here. its sums up the cultural change pretty towards these types of houses well

probably has something to do with the age. Castles are sometimes spooky too, and abandoned places.

>Till DEATH do us part!
Women, am I right?

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Castles were seen as spooky because they were half-ruined, were often used as a hideout by outlaws or wild animals and could simply kill you by crumbling down on your head while you were walking there.

>spooks

super based

AND CONSIDER THIS DISMAYING OBSERVATION
THIS THREAD HAS NO WINDOWS AND NO DOORS...

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What about the door we came in?

how do you get in there?

I know Yea Forums generally doesn't like Disneyland as much as World but I thought I'd share anyways
>soundsofdisneyland dot com
You can thank me later

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Disneyland is for shitheads. Go shoehorn the hatbox ghost into your inferior Haunted Mansion and cry yourself to sleep knowing that Disneyland will forever be irreparably damaged in less than a week.

Thank you user, now i seriously need to take a vacation.

me again, I feel you bro. it sucks

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Imagine being American and unironically being afraid of things having history.

Imagine living anywhere but America

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I still have this vhs somewhere

when I was a kid I didn't understand how the exterior of the mansion at disneyworld (OP pic) was supposed to be scary
then again I am mentally ill so that might've had something to do with this

It frankly looks more like he's crying.
Also he's a quintessential ignorant mutt. He wasn't aware that scythe is an actual agricultural tool, he thought it was only used by the Grim Reaper.

If it's scary to you, by all means stay away from England.

Can't you see? It has a bat on its weathervane! Except bats are a heraldic symbol and often associated with the former kingdom of Aragon, so not really scary either.

ITS GONE

Phantom Manor is pretty dope. Apparently a new version just opened?

It just got a fuckton of renovations, yeah

Based Ghost Host user

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I miss going to disneyland. I wish I had a gf to take there.

The architecture itself isn't spooky, but the classic "old abandoned haunted mansion" concept was made at a time where Elizabethan-era structures were still around but in a state of decay/aging

As a kid I screamed so hard here that my mom had to take me out the emergency exit that's behind a curtain

>meet me at the Purple Wall!

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wasn't there a hanging body?

I went there 2 months ago and it seemed changed.
anyone have rare pics or pics with the lights on?

Is there any cosplay porn of girls in Disney castmember uniforms? I'd be all about that

The hanging body is still there in all versions save for the refurbished Phantom Manor, where it's now just the Phantom with a noose

With enough money anything's possible

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oh feet, guaranteed Yea Forums replies
me too, man

I'm not a mutt, but American plantations give me the jeepers and I don't know why.

>tfw you find out there are literally 2 exits covered by a thin curtain

Because real men once occupied them and you're afraid they might show up again one day.

it use to drop and scream. now its not really anything.

Probably the same reason why Polish death camps scare people. Lots of people were worked to death there.

It's definitely still there

>southern dandies
>men

>able to get people to work for free for hundreds of years without uprisings
Yeah what fags

I guess guns are men, then.

Yeah, resourceful and powerful men.

>Polish death camps

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