AYA FENGXIAN

>has memorized the book
>can't understand fucking anything outside of it
Probably.

Hao, Gongtai.

you must not pursue lu bu

Every good character in Shu is good despite being in Shu and would have been better in team Cow Cow.
Case in point: Guan Yu.

Brother, examine your heart and tell me. Have I spoken truly?

>Lu Bu in Dynasty Warriors
>Ultimate Alpha warrior. Kills 100 men with 1 swing. 10 feet tall giga chad
>Lu Bu in Romance of the Three Kingdoms
>beta male, just wants to stay home, get shitfaced, and listen to Diaochan FM

is this Sun JIan I haven't watched it in years

BAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Marky Mark?

I think it's one of Benchu's advisors

>Case in point: Guan Yu.
Huh?

Both Guan Yu and Zhang Fei sucked hairy balls when *Liu Bei* wasn't around to keep them in check.

Zhang Fei became hopelessly violent and didn't give a shit about his soldiers' well-being, causing a mutiny, and Guan Yu let his ego take charge to a fucktastic degree, so his soldiers were eventually overwhelmed by the enemy.

Not sure if CoCo would really find much use for them. They were terrible as commanders.

So how the fuck am I supposed to remember all these fucking characters and their multiple names that all sound and look the same?

This. The peach garden brothers were fucking detestable. Zhang Fei's own fucking men murdered him in his sleep. Zilong was based though. He deserves to be known as the GOAT Shu general

If you actually watch the show it won't be difficult. They all sound and look distinct, just takes time to get used to them all. It's just a story with a FUCKLOAD of characters, same as Song of Ice and Fire.