cast him
Cast him
Idris
Elba
karl urban
Michael Shannon
Donald J. Trump.
Caspar van Dien 20 years ago. Unfortunately, Columbine probably put a halt to that back then. The mid-2000's movie with the Rock was ok but only because I have a thing for Rosamund Pike
That guy from Starship Troopers but he's too old now.
>HUH
Brendan Frasier
David Coultard
James Ford
This is the Wolfenstein protagonist, not doom
Is that BJ or doomguy?
Nathan fillion
dumb zoomer
Fuck You I grew up playing the original doom now kill yourself you worthless fucking piece of shit
>This is the Wolfenstein protagonist, not doom
no it isn't. Wolfenstein protagonist is a blond and blue eyed jew
>mmmhmm
shit sorry guys, i mistook that sound for the doom guy when it is actually the quake guy
zoomers call him "doom slayer" bc doomguy is (((problematic)))
Michael C Hall
...
H U M I L I A T I O N
doom guy is UNF silly
>hey girl, wanna see some of the mega textures code I wrote for my new game?
oof
YESSSSS
Tom
The guy from starship troopers. But back in the 90s
Sorry, all the Hollywood "men" are too beta to be based doom guy
>I grew up playing the original doom
Sure you did jr.
wew. Too bad he's old as fuck now
Bullshit. Look at him. He looks perfect.
>Casper did Starship Troopers 22 years ago and still has the exact same hairline
>I'm not even 30 and visibly balding
Ben Shapiro
unironically yes
Him maybe
john oogaboyega
>Directed by Uwe Boll
I thought the same thing. Why does it look like him so much?
Josh Brolin
hmmm no sweetie Doomguy is a girl now
here's your doom movie bro
youtube.com
it's the eyebrows
Genetics man, people like to pretend they don't matter.
oof
Me. I look just like him, up to the deep eye sockets, that I always thought looked weird but started looking really cool once I became older
And just like him I want to exterminate all the... "demons"....
Based
roo much of a manlet
way to ruin a perfectly fine IP
>Zoom zoom
wtf
Seriously, just do exactly as the cutscenes in the game. Follow them EXACTLY as they are.
If a movie of just one guy is too "different" for the hollywood monkeys, add a sidekick then.
But why try to reinvent the wheel (and make it square in the process)?
They suck at this
Unironically.
Liberal basedboy as doomguy, very current year
They blew it. Could have cast him as a black guy and nobody would complain. Instead, they made "doom guy", the one who punches demons in the face, a small frail girl.
isnt that john cena
*sax music plays*