It's just so epic how do they make it more epic every time

how old do you guys think he is?

Let's be honest Yea Forums roll call. Who hates this guy but has had sex before?

25
and this guy is 40

incel here. hate this guy

>the boss

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SO EPIC AND DIVERSE

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I had sex last thursday. I don't ever care about Starshit and never watch a single starshit movie.

Dude looks like he is honestly enjoying himself, I don't get why other losers on this website who look just like him or even worse are mocking him.

Also didn't I read somewhere that this dude has a wife and kid?

>Dude looks like he is honestly enjoying himself,
It's not good enjoyment though. He's an empty husk of a man worshipping a corporate product. If you saw a man react the way he does to seeing a Big Mac would you not be uncomfortable? For me this is a very chilling video when you consider the insidious political content of the franchise in question.

>seeing a Big Mac

star wars is nothing like a big mac

The star wars franchise wasn't always owned by disney you retard.

The dude looks old. the first Star Wars movie was released in 1977. Maybe he watched it when he is a kid and he's getting Nostalgia feels towards it like when he was a little boy. Hence why he might be crying.

Also what type of fucking retarded Analogy is that?

Yeah, atleast the big mac tastes good.

Big Macs aren't as weaponized against the consumer as star wars

Low effort.

If all it takes is a little childhood nostalgia to make a man break down in tearful adoration before the machine that has been built to strip the flesh from his bones then that is absolutely terrifying

yeah because you're on the english speaking part of the internet. Dumbfuck

>guy enjoys a trailer a little too much
>"what the fuck, these things aren't human, we're gonna end up going to war with them"
go outside and find a girl to have sex with

show me one example of a non-white soiboy

I live in a white country so how would I know? you are retarded

yes, at least Big Mac provides nutritional support for your body, Star Wars just wastes your time and money

>For me this is a very chilling video
How deluded can you get? Oh no, someone on the internet has done something that's retarded, so chilling.
> For me this is a very chilling video when you consider the insidious political content of the franchise in question
And how has that worked out for Disney? Stop pretending that these politics are in any way being well received or effective.

Fucking what mate? McDonald’s literally kills you. It’s anti food.

t. Morgan Spurlock

>you will never have a woman look at you like that

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As a white man I was born with my throat slit. My children were born pre-raped. There's not going to be a trace of my people left on the planet in just a few years. You've got the biggest corporations on the planet sewing the seeds of hatred and actively steering us towards a racial extermination. I am not deluded. This parasite watching this trailer is not significant on his own, but he is a worrying symptom of a dying culture.

unironically based

>I’m definitely nothing like this guy no way honest heheeeeee~ uh I mean no way dude

it has nothing to do with being white, despite of course, corporations making sure that their next products appeal to the biggest demographics to come.
he looks sick and weak, he displays emotions that no man should in any circumstance.
i understand that there's anti-white propaganda everywhere but this is on him, not on the product or corporation behind it.
he is simply a faggot, pop-culture worshipper, unfit man who does things for fame, much like a woman does.
'reacting' type of videos consist of basically female behavior. no sane person should give a fuck about a mass sold product aside from it's designed purpose, but this dude takes it to a spiritual level, showing how empty his life must be.
it if were a nigger, would you blame it on anti-black propaganda?

He's the model example of the type of "man" this corporations are trying to shape us into with all this antiwhite, antimale propaganda. He is a child placated by infantile pop culture as the jaws of death grip around him. Think of all the men in his bloodline who past on their genes to get to this point. This is a disgusting perversion of humanity.

>We're heading towards war.
Most guys who sit around talking about le epic future civil war are just as faggy and pathetic as the guy in the OP.

>woman

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sieg heil fuck star wars

its made by the jews

IKR!

The way you speak, it's like you're trying to say you're better than him, which you're not.
>inb4 I DONT DO THE SHIT HE DOES
No, you just do other equally retarded shit. You're still correct about him, but it's really meaningless when you take into consideration who's calling him out.

if everyone's supposed to be a loser here then areguments are void.
i guess i shouldn't listen to what you have to say either, your comment being meaningless due to how pitiful you must be.
why do you even bother posting shit like this?

I've had sex but I've never even seen him yet. Got a link?

>As a white man I was born with my throat slit. My children were born pre-raped

Imagine being this addicted to victimhood.