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HEY YO NIGGAS HOL UP

yall netflix niggas be playin me dat a brotha can get some prime snowbunny grindin

but all i gettin is fat baldin white bitches

y u be playin at this shit netflix

nigga on da real dem niggas be playin some bullshit yafeelme

>*aims glock sideways*
GIBS ME DEM POPCORNS WHYBOI

formerly chucks

ey nigga lemme get some hot sauce with dat yaherme?

Banye?

BANE?

>dat one punk ass white boi who don't neva make no noise at da backa tha theatah
He finna boutta shoot this muthafucka up nawmsayin??

>Forget Glock at checkin
>Get sent to the Popcorn Chicken Fields
Fuckin shit

>they don't give me my mandatory white women seat partner because "they're all out"

DATS SOME FUCKIN BULLSHIT RACISM

yo nigga im finna eat some popcorn

BRAVO PERRY

>go to local movie joint to see black panther
>walk up to the nigga at the ticket booth
>"ayo we ain't serve no uncle toms here nigga dis here theata got a no uncle toms policy stupid weak ass nigga"
>realize I forgot my Jordans and doo rag at home
>"N-no please I'm a real nigga please let me into the theater"
>aight nigga hol up show me whatchu got
>he holds out his hand
>try to give him a firm handshake
>"naw nigga you ain't pass da test, you ain't no real nigga you a broke ass weak ass uncle tom ass cracka ass nigga, fuck outta here punk ass nigga"

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BAN THAT FUCKER SPAMMING BWC THREADS

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HEY YO NIGGAS HOL UP
DAT WHITE BITCH IS HOT

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YO SALVATORE WHASSGOOD

So I was in the theater the other day and this white guy comes in and tells me to put my feet down. Well, I told him that he had no right to tell me how to sit comfortably! There was plenty of room for us all, I told him. But he reported me to the manager and they kicked me out! Sure I didn't have a ticket either, but what right did they have to search me! Luckily the cops didn't come, have some warrants out for child support. Thinking of calling them racist on twitter.

I'm dying

>all these shitty /pol/ memes
>only a single reference to tyler perry movies

If you ever needed more evidence that /pol/ doesn't have any actual interaction with real black people...

Snizzle's Fizzle and Sizzle

>implying anyone here watches tv or movies

t. discord tranny

>sitting down watching a scary film
>yes film
>and this white couple sit next to me
>fine ass brunette girl
>some jump scare happened and the bitch yelled
>at the same time she jumped on me, hand wrapped tightly on my waist tits in my face
>she just smiled at me, and slowly moved off me
>her white boy said sorry to me
>I said what
>he then handed me 20 dollars
>he made me use the n word, I said nigga what
>he then said he pays 20 for boobs, 50 for dry humping and dancing and 100 for each 5 minutes of penetration
>this constanza looking nigga had me speechless
>Aw hell no, I left, but his bitch followed me, and still does to this day

And that was the end of my viewing of booksmart

Ayo that De Negro cracka doe... he aight

Kekked.

I was trying to find a picture of a black character from a sam raimi movie to do a reverse uncle ben ranting about yakub and the evils of the white race, but I couldn't find any black actors in any raimi movies

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Stop having sex.

1 ticket to Loqueesha plz

AY YO YOU'VE SEEN THAT NEW MALICK?SHIT'S FIRE THO THAT CRACKA MADE HIS COMEBACK NIGGA THAT WAS SOME BIG DICK ENERGY SHIT RIGHT THERE

Based, every other post here is cringe

the fuck happened to /white women general/???? help a nigga out post a new one this is my grandma's computer i can't have pictures of white hoes on here

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MODDDSSS

ayo tv got any advice? my auntie keeps seeing this white dude we have nothing in common. he keeps asking me if I know any spicy chicken reciples like DAMN nigga if I knew any I wouldnt tell you
he wants to take us to see godzilla

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>walk inna theater
>fuck payin for spensive azz sprite just take in a can from the house
>goofy ass dude rippin tix says enjoy the show
>bet.
>crack open soda after first preview
>shit new men in black looks like shit but that chick fine af not lyin
>some bitch two rows away heard my soda
>idgaf but she said she gonna tell the manager
>tallambout idgaf and start screamin on her azz like bitch BITCH
>pahtnah up an starts screaming HOES MAD
>im down
>HOES MAD HOES MAD x 40
>m&ms tells everyone to turn off they phone b4 tha movie
>I tell that bitch betta be quiet cause my nigga the red m&m is my nigga and I fucks witht the green m&m she got some thicc dsl i ain lyin
>movie starts up
>have to call my bitch an tell her not to fuckin bother me rn Im watchin tha vengers
>that mfin spiderman aint black baka
>hulk talkin all smart an shit not smashin shit this fuckin sucks
>movie long as hell
>Id kick it with that fat nigga thor tho he look fun
>my nigga black pantha aint even in the movie till the end and he brings all a africa with him yeaaah
>stand up an wakanda salute my bruh
>old ass dry ass bitch tells us to please stop
>HOES MAD HOES MAD
>WAKANDA BITCHHHHHHHH

fuck goin back tho i gotta dude he rips all the new movies sameday an they blueray and everythang bet son

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sup Yea Forums i'm watching john wick in the theater rn

what do I think about it niggas haha

Don't know for you niggas but charlie is an honorary nigga

keanus my nigga

I'm glad we all agree that it counts.

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Fuck white boys (not fo real)
Fuck white women (fo real)
Much love to Janny

I want to bend her and pound her pussy until I cream all over it bros. :(

Yeah dude uh, I'll take some popcorn chicken with hot sauce, large. Some nachos. Two Snickers and a large Coke. I don't fuck with that diet shit, make my teeth stick.
ayo watchu MEAN ain't no popcone chickun biiiiiihhhhh
I wanna see the manager right now gettem for me. Go gettem right now. On God I'm bout to flip my shit dude. I'mma need a full refund and free popcorn for this one cuh.

Yo where the wh*te women at!!!
Word to Pac. Peace on the streets man. Ya'll best believe it. I ain't no uncle tom ass nigga either. Finna get yo ass in a bodybag boye.
You ain't ready to catch this fade. Feel me?
Finna get yo wig split boyehh!!! On my momuh.

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Not all up in it? are you gay nigga?

niggas my size xxxs condom is too big

Dese white boys are aight

>every post that doesnt explicitly suck darky dick is /pol/

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Geordi, it does not count

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sauce

ana foxxx

>go to see newest snipeskino
>go at least 30 seconds without hearing a rap song
>walk into lobby, get frisked by four white cops
>they found my kfc famous bowl, colt 45, and colt .45 (.40 hi point), but didnt find my hot cheetos
>get a ho pregnant while waiting in line
>lol, shes taking her other kid to see boss baby 3, so long bitch
>try to find a seat just as the opening starts
>sudden urge to yell for my homies intensifies, yell for my homies
>homedogs saved a seat for me
>share my hot cheetos
>enjoy flick
>walk out and head to the lobby
>feel like taking a bit of the money behind the cashier's cage
>get shot by a lean 280 lb grease covered guy who is blatantly trying to sneak crab legs in
>bleed out, crab legs guy gets turned away for not having a date
>6/10 evening, die

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I really like this thread

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HAHAHAHAHA RACIST JOKES ARE SO FUNNY RIGHT GUYS? WHO CARES IF MILLIONS OF INNOCENT BLACKS WERE ENSLAVED RIGHT?!

Interaction with niggers causes racism. Not the opposite.

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Wew

how come he doesn't want me Yea Forums

I grew up in the most diverse city in the world. Niggers suck.

My mom's boyfriend is taking me to the theater! YAY!! He's such a nice guy.

da fuq did this nigga mean by dat?

Plane?

seething wyboi

Great, now people know about the telepathy.