>be winning 50-0
>opponent seeker randomly catches a glimpse of a tiny flying ball and catches it
>lose 50-150
Be winning 50-0
Kayden Bailey
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Cameron Green
>Be an adult and build my personality around a bunch of mediocre childrens books and movies.
Luis Ortiz
Quidditch is a joke. No wonder it's only big in Wizardland.
Tyler Baker
>Wizarding world
>Fair
Their entire culture is based on magical solutions to mundane problems
Robert Cook
It's a bigger joke seeing people play it irl
Zachary Campbell
>seeing quidditch live
I've never bothered. I only follow football and ice hockey because I'm a heterosexual white man.
Brayden Long
it's like that rule only exists to benefit harry
Isaiah Morales
Nobody follows quidditch, but there's fags in a park near where I live that play it sometimes and it's hilarious.
Hudson Hughes
Do they wear capes?
Parker Perry
I think they should have tried to make it into a solid video game. Like the FIFA of fake sports video games.
Joshua Powell
One or two did, the others didn't need capes to look like retards.
There actually was a quidditch game I remember playing as a kid, can't remember how good it is.
Owen Lewis
they have flying brooms?
Jaxon Wood
They stick hockey sticks between their legs and waddle around like they shat themselves.
Ian Wilson
The quiddich game was fun but easy as fuck. I would score 160 points then let the enemy snitch catcher get it and i still won because i had more points
Colton Young
Hah
Tyler King
meanwhile Tolkien invented golf
Evan Reyes
children, especially boys love creating games and no boy would ever create such an unbalanced game. questioning it isn't building your personality around it. it's literally the most awkward thing in the series for any boy who's played with friends and siblings.
Angel Baker
Why do white men do this to themselves????
Robert Cooper
>men
The game I saw was overwhelmingly majority women.
Parker Wilson
>snitch is a fat guy holding a ball on his ass
They might as well just play handball
Thomas White
I guess you've never had a golden snatch before
Henry Collins
If they'd replace the brooms with small, working go-karts, they'd not only make it more accurate to the source material (making the challenge not just about throwing the ball, but also about mastering the movement of your vehicle) but also infinitely less gay
Brody Evans
Take away the brooms and it's just a Netball/Rugby hybrid
Charles Brooks
Bulgaria and Spain handed my kid ass to me
Noah Williams
while being pelted by cricket balls
Adam Butler
>ice hockey
>being heterosexual and white
Fuck off, faggot. Your kind is not welcome here.
Zachary Fisher
>women creating a sport
John Hughes
>Alright, here are the rules: each goal is worth ten points, catching the Golden Snitch is worth one hundred fifty points, and the name "Harry Potter" is worth one hundred fifty billion points. This latter rule may be negated only by the needs of the narrative, and will be automatically re-instituted for the final game of the season. Furthermore, if the team without a "Harry Potter" should somehow accrue enough points to attain victory, the other team will be awarded enough points for "bravery" and "friendship" and other such nonsense until victory is achieved. If you have any complaints about the rules, please direct them to Albus Dumbledore, but please be aware that he has a very busy schedule mentoring Harry Potter and covering for his numerous violations of the school's otherwise strict policies. Now let's play ball!
Easton Roberts
qudditch world cup I think. it was good