Good /fit/ movies?

How do i join this gym

Seriously, why are you so inextricably obsessed with America? You CAN become a citizen, you know. Just come on over. You dont have to be a hater

>step across the border
>get shot instantly
thanks but no thanks

Why do non-Americans fear death's sweet embrace so much?

probably the same reason we don't have a 70% obesity rate, we prefer living lmao

Yeah, no thanks, I live living in the first world too much

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I wish I was strong, I have less than 10% of muscle

Live live living
Livie live live
Living livie live

I wish I could join a gym but I can't do it
i'm sure if I join one I will do everything wrong, everyone will laugh at me, no one will help me and I just end up hurting myself

dude nobody cares lol

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he's ungoldy annoying just pretends he's the biggest badass there is Brian Shaw's YT channel is way better desu

stop making excuses and just do it.

I wish this was true so we wouldn't be flooded with Mexicans

SHART IN THE MART

>Model Dani Mathers, whose haughty posting of a photo of a naked woman at her gym sparked outrage last summer, will be punished by spending a month removing graffiti in Los Angeles. Mathers pleaded no contest to a charge of invading the 70-year-old woman's privacy.

>Mathers, 30, was Playboy's 2015 Playmate of the Year. She was banned by the LA Fitness health club chain for surreptitiously taking a photo of a woman in a shower area and publishing it along with the caption, "If I can't unsee this then you can't either."

>In the fallout that ensued, the model lost her job at Los Angeles radio station KLOS, where she was a contributor. In November, the criminal charge was filed, leaving Mathers facing a potential six-month jail term.

>As negative responses poured in at the time of the initial posting, Mathers sought to apologize.

>"That was absolutely wrong and not what I meant to do. ... I know that body-shaming is wrong," she said, as member station KPCC reported. "That is not the type of person I am."

>I didn't mean to make fun of that woman's body by taking a picture of it and making fun of it
lmao glad this thot got patrolled

>tfw the amerishart meme is actually real
holy shit

That's anime tier shit
How do I join?

Should have gotten acid thrown in her face.

>everyone will laugh at me,
Nah, they wont laugh at you. They will think you're there as a guest or a fad. You have to go for more than a few months before the Gym bros will not get scared and approach you. Gym bros are fragile creatures. They stick in packs and have to rely on each other for moral support. That's why you don't see them in public, they only go to the gym and home. You don't want to become a gym bro, so basically fuck em. Just go to the gym around non-peak hours and do your thing buddy.

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honestly she's right, no one wants to see this shit

So much freedom ;_;7

there's nothing masculine about this, this look a scene straight out of anime

Look at the size of the lad, he's almost there.
Fucking unit.

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You're a faggot

Go swimming. For an activity you basically do in your underwear, swimming's a surprisingly private thing. Everyone just gets in, does their thing, and leaves. Also, unless you're incredibly special you shouldn't be able to injure yourself in a pool.

based. and shes fucking lying, the entire post was a thinly veiled "lmao shes old and her body is disgusting haha!"
imagine if it was a dude, that would literally be sex offender shit

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the lifestyle she lives she'll probably look like that 70 year old when she's 40

Hang on how did he slow down?

but was she barefoot?

Why do you think he passed out?

to this day, he's still spinning

my dick is tiny

this is my fetish

have i got the perfect product for you

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>why are you so inextricably obsessed with America
Why would you think we're "obsessed"? Just because we correctly answer every retarded little thing you do with "Americans..."?

I doubt you can intellectually grasp the meaning of my answer, though. Common Core and all that.

Also
>40 inch /101 cm average waist size
>average
>means 50% of Americans have larger waists

What is in their food? I always see threads about how cheap their food is. Shitting your pants isn't normal.

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he looks so happy.

>What is in their food?
Corn Syrup. It's not even irony, there's only 4 countries in the americas that have wheat (european) based diets, Chile, Argentina Uruguay. Canada, the latest one sadly is being influenced by america too much so they are falling for the corn syrup meme too.

America was a mistake

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Go there in the morning when it's empty

imagine the smell

>step across border
>get handed a drivers license, voters registration, and a welfare check.
Unless youre white and coming across the northern border. Then you have to go back.

>no mention of Pumping Iron yet

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The Scoop

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>I don't want to see this
>So I'm going to take a photo so that I can see it some more and show other people

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-rocky
-karate kid
-pantani:accidental death of a cyclist
-not a movie but 'survivorman'
-the program
-fat sick and nearly dead.

JoJo Part 3

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Who would want to move to that dystopian shithole other than dumb wetbags?

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this is so funny, is there a video?

wtf i love crossfit now!

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>is there a video?
Nah the OP is just a figment of your imagination

who would you cast in a crossfit movie?

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>Also
inch /101 cm average waist size
>>average
>>means 50% of Americans have larger waists
t. hasn't taken a statistics course

Man , in the 89’s and 90’s she’d get a few laughs. Nowadays they crucify you

No one has ever said this here before, but:
>God I wish that were me

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damn America sounds pretty fucking cool

As they should. She's a faggot for posting something like that.

>soulless, technological collective
>lacking transcendence, inner light, true spirituality
>man becomes mere instrument, conformist social conglomerate
truly (((based)), huh?

is the troll meathead doing the spinning yelling constantly?
I hope so

I said cool not based retard

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>Evola

why can't girls understand physics

>autism
I don't know, why don't you _________have sex___ and find out

oh call me autistic to cover up your own retardation

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based sharia poster

/fit/ defended her if I remember correctly.
Then again they hate fat people in general

>wetbags

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yes, getting inexplicably semantically flustered over meme synonyms is a sure sign of autism. unironically.

>synonyms
they aren't synonyms faggot

Their food is so low quality it's ridiculous. To eat anything that isn't empty carbs derived from corn syrup or deep fried garbage becomes expensive and americans don't care enough to make the effort to avoid such foods

juji is so wholesome
I wish I was fit lads

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Juji and Shaw's channels are great.

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Fuck you why do you have this?

for me it's Martins Licis

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I don't know where you live but my gym include a trainer who at least show you around the place, advise you on gym etiquette and proper form, and while he obviously can't babysit you all the time it's good enough for a start.

problem, bigot?

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so why did she take a photo and shew it to other people?

It's like somebody filmed me while I was doing front raises.

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its diet pills. they take meme pills thinking they will lose weight without reading the side effects or changing their diet, thinking they will magically lose weight. when you eat greasy food and diet pills, the grease will drip out of your ass without you knowing. thats what you are seeing in these pics.

What a fucking retar--

Okay this is pretty cool.

Retarded.

Let's see you do this shit

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Don't worry about being laughed at, people will judge you but silently.

this look like fun...I WANT TO PLAY

Let's see you smash in your balls with a hammer while balancing a cinderblock on your head.

who is this nigga?
his program is interesting but dunno about how useful it is?

Each exercise strengthens your muscle memory so that when you throw a kick your leg remembers all that time spent holding the bucket and is able to exert more force behind the kick.

You're a fucking idiot
As long as you don't do things the wrong way while pretending to be smug or to hit on girls, everyone there will help you
Go, be humble, have a learning attitude and you'll be good to go

>second pic
pretty hot, not gonna lie.

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Gurami, some dude from Georgia. Check out his Youtube channel it's full of shit like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=qnnADjBUWsU

fucking kek

'

Reminds me of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=BEMlvjJ9uxo

What is all this
reminds me of training montage from drunken master

some kung fu woo shit. there's more force behind the kick because he made his muscles stronger. he should have just done some squats and lunges.

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Wrist rolls are an excellent exercise, retard

Gurami is absurdly based. Watching his most recent videos, it looks like he teaches kids? What a chad.
Also he is visibly older. How old are those training montages of his?

His exercises might look retarded but he is 10x more of a man than you, faggot.

>ass: 9/10
>ass + that pushup form: 11/10

>30 years old
>realise you hit the wall a few years ago
>resort to mocking 70 year old women

They're from 2011, I think

When will they learn?

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oh my god

>honk honk
fucking kek

>doesnt go all the way down
>doesn't extend her back when she goes up
fucking faggot
she does have a nice ass though

its okay to be blind

please tell me this is shopped....

I bet he can beat the shit out of your, fatty.

So, all it comes down to is penis envy. Guess Freud was right...

I can hear that rotator cuff grinding into a pulp, that kipping is unreal. Not to mention the other retardation going on.

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>because it's fun
how is it fun walking around with a flaccid plastic penis?
this is the same kind of fun faggots describe having in a parade; being degenerates.
it's puzzling, holy shit.
like doing their best to defy all that is decent or normal makes them horny or something

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Buttwink like a motherfucker.

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You do not remember correctly.
fit shit all over her, you can make fun of fat fucks all you want outside of a gym, but in the gym at least they are trying.

Not American but imagine making that pic

That dude story is pretty sad.

hoes mad

oxygen deprivation gives you a buzz, that's why hoes like being choked during sex.
now imagine this coupled with a musclemommy cuddling you. best high in existence

cause in the 80s and 90s you couldn't post a picture to millions of people in an instant from a device in your pocket

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there's more brah

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language was a mistake

came here to post this
t. buttwinker

Holy shit I could literally pick him up and throw him

is this kung pow 2 ?

*SNAP*

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>step across border
>dont expect to get shot
You can fly in. I know it's hard Muhammad but it's possible

shut the fuck up.

The real mistake was surplus of food. Specialization is what paved the way for shit like today.

cruel bitch.

That boob grab tho.

>meme synonyms
What

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She was in the fucking shower. Nobody else had to see it.

i find it hard to hold my arms out straight for even a couple minutes

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>making fun of subhumans is being obsessed with them
Hmmm what parallels could we draw from this

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imagine being the dude that fucks up and lands on your bro paralyzing him for life. Damn.

this happening to me is literally my biggest fear because of this meme. Every time I'm outside it's in the back of my head "is my anus leaking?"

thanks for fucking nother, memers

not enough tall towers to land in, amerishart. we already got the suitable ones

lolwut
unless you have a severe stomache problem and cough (ie home sick) this will literally never happen

Mine sweats and drips and leaks a little, but has never smelled of something other than sweat. I check thoroughly when I get home and wipe really well before going off and try to only fart on girls

I Am Jazz

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>lifting to attract anyone
Never gonna make it

Easy for you to say. It never happens until the first time that it does.

cope

his roid gut is getting really bad, christ

Cope what?

Cope with the fact that you've deluded yourself into thinking you don't lift for girls. You do, you all do, so cope. Faggot.

The only thing this is training is how much pain your arms can take from being jabbed by wood.

It's actually
>make "less" money than a tax paying citizen
>but you don't pay taxes so you take home the same amount of money
>no healthcare coverage so hospitals have to foot the bill and pay for your 10 kids healthcare
>live in the United States for 10 years, still can't speak english

Do you think being a fatass powerlifter attract girls?

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Sex?

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Already taking things into extremes are we? Maybe not some perma-bulking fatty but a competition winning one? Yeah, women like winners.

>honestly she's right
let me know which gym your mom or sister go to then I can go and take creep shots of them and share it on the internet if it's so right
it's a fucking bathroom at the gym if you aren't comfortable being around naked people then don't fucking go near it

i can go peek at naked girls at the public gym? O.o interesting

Leftists are hellspawn

>"I fucking hate America"
>"LOL WHY DON'T YOU MOVE HERE BRO???"
Do Americans really do this?

Rocky movies
Bloodsport
Undisputed 2 and 3

>I didn't mean to make fun of that woman's body by taking a picture of it and making fun of it
Except you literally did. Stupid bitch.

That's more like it, at least you're honest about me being a wannabe.

Good, fuck her. Cunt.

>That's not me
>Even though not only did I do it, I smiled and posted it everywhere like a bitch

What if there is a fat outside of the gym after they finished working out an hour ago? How are you supposed to know if the fat fuck is going to the gym or not? That board is full or retards.

Fucking americans man

/fit/ is a bunch of narcissistic people with body dysmorphia, but I doubt even they would be cool with that.

Sounds about right. One user said that some assholes at his gym took pictures of him and giggled, and not a single person shat on him.

>if you aren't comfortable being around naked people then don't fucking go near it
the point is them being old and disgusting looking you idiot

>not what I meant to do.
kek what a fucking asshole

brehs

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like I said you fucking illiterate troglodyte if you aren't comfortable being around them, knowing full well that the gym isn't just frequented by supermodels and athletes, then don't fucking go there
I swear you incels get more retarded by the day
also
>old people are ugly and disgusting
doesn't mean they can't go to the fucking gym and I highly doubt you're a fucking sight to behold either

must feel amazing having her cock thrust into you

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How did everything go so wrong?

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>teehee, im going to wear a literal thong while working out
>omg why does it feel like men only appreciate women for sexual reasons? silly boys stop objectifying me

Can't believe a woman with gray hair still looks like that

Then don’t try to tread water with your dick. You’ll drown.

honk honk

Home gym it is then

Buy dumbbells and bench. Also do some bodyweights

Pushups and dips are really great and do some hindu squats

top kek he was reaching for his junk

All you really need is a $25 pull up bar and some footwear you can run in. If you want, a weight vest and a dip station of some sort can also be very useful down the road when you're a bit more capable and less fat.

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Roasted btfo

Start out just riding the bike. Watch yt videos to learn the forms and then add one or two lifts every month or so.

Like any hobby/interest you will get into it and read stuff and learn.

What I did at first was buy a set of used free weights off craigslist and put them in my garage.

please be a middle school team.

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form check pls

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the other nigger manages to make it even worse

Crossfit/10

Bone tomahawk.

It involves hiking

Incredibly based. He should be crowned king of /fit/ immediately.

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>115608463
the balance of weight is actually kind of gross. she doesn't look good.
her whole body is off balance and weird.

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how lewd

>t.dyel

nope. I've been lifting for years. 190lbs 6 foot. 15% bf.

that weird balance of big lower body is weird.

Why do these hos even go to the gym. They're paying a membership just show ass in spandex.

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fuck, come on...

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to take a photo or two and post about body positivity online.

its annoying af. you always get these girls in the gym around NYE / summer / spring. they don't do much but take up half of the gym area. usually around the busy spots.

its annoying. no one wants to see you in a sports bra.

post body

She should have never apologized. Instead, she should have said "You're just mad that I got you to looked at a naked old lady." Fofty would have said something like that.

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This hurts to watch. They stole his PR.
Around blacks never relax.

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good movie.

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I remember the first time I had to take my shoes off at the security checkpoint thing at the airport. I was flying alone and I was 12 years old, like wtf 'are they gonna take my shoes.?' They also thought my playstation was a bomb. It was a big ordeal

>single rep max is thrice her weight
>"Wouldn't it be funny if I tried to bench you, haha, do you think I'm strong enough?" *SSSSSNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFF*

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is your back supposed to bend like that?

I hate women

what the fuck brah

hi /fit/

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youtube.com/watch?v=a4GuFmW2c3U

for fuck's sake

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I lift to attract my waifu ;^)

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>that poor form pendulum swing
oh NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

You go, girl!

No

any kinos with this feel?

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me in the back

How are people this retarded? I've never set foot on a gym and I know he's fucking up really badly.

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post ar

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post pc

You remember wrong. Only contrarianfags and shitposters did it.

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kek, leg press guy's face

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>muh defeatists
cope

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I have seen shitton of videos like this, that at this point this machine fucking terrifies me

How difficult is the recovery after an accident like this, will her legs ever function like before

that fucking smug face

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extremely disgusting, do not look

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Lol why the fuck would you go female to male?

>spend months training and eating correct
>looks like a strong wind could blow you away

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Revolting. Do you have more?

JUST DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY

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dont look at this one either

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Oh we found him. It's spiderman.

Will he be ok?

>femme transman

Normal trannys are literally sane as fuck compared to this thing

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Imagine you were fucking her and she was really into it. God.

kek i was wondering if someone was goign to post that

The only people that'll give you shit in the gym are Brads and people that don't know what they're talking about. So long as you're humble you've got nothing to worry about. Also gymbros are some of the best lads out there

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>moving to fallout universe IRL
no thanks

wasn't hard for muhammad to fly 5 planes in at the same time the same day

Source?

based and pH pilled

You don't even know the difference between medium and average, pathetic

Is this how manlets are treated? What a fucking shame

God I love exhibitionism like this so much. Instagram is a treasure trove. Guys like me are living in a golden age.

instagram.com/tiifym/

literally supermong was a better tripfag

seeing girls dressed like this is a gym is annoying. like go have sex or get a bf if you don't get enough attention in ur life.

what am I suppose to do ? look ? not look?

I just want to hit my reps

Three plates + a lot of change is pretty impressive

Shame that other guy had to ruin it for him, the bar wasn't done moving yet

its not bad. the guy looks tall af.

why are black guys like this? Big moves but just stumble into things.

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when you're lifting heavy enough that recovery between sets requires concentration, these won't be a problem

no shit. Ive been lifting for 10 years. but shit gets annoying af.

the hottest girls I've seen at the gym are usually in scrubby clothes and want to be left alone.

strong AND cute

I pretty much only see this on Instagram. Most of the girls I see at the jest wear a plain t-shirt and shorts/sweats/joggers.

this tbqh

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I live in a major city and goto a popular gym. (which is my fault really)

its just annyoing af. I remember glancing at a wall clock to calculate my time inbetween sets. this girl kept thinking I was glancing at her.

there is a gay guy that just wears underwear and a pink tank top.

Yeah no excuse desu scary that any creepo can take pics of you without you ever knowing about it. Any of us could be a meme somewhere and don't know about it yet.

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homegymbro here, but my gymbros tell me these chicks are literally there for the dick. apparently, post-metoo it's hard to find non-retarded guys in clubs so the chicks have begun migrating to male-dominated activities like gyms specifically for dick

>literally there for the dick

mmm. sorta. a mixture of. attention. self validation.
the dick part is a maybe.

i wish she would crush my head with her thighs and end my miserable existence

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>that cute stumble

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Maybe they should make seperate gyms for ugly old people. Most young people dont like being around them.

wow, other guy was super jealous that dude was about to PR so he pushed the bar down, what a jerk

>taps out
>bitch keeps choking him
hopefully he pressed charges

He isn't tapping out, the girl told him to keep moving his arms as long as he could so that she knew well when he went unconscious and when to stop choking.

there are so many of these videos, why do these machines still exist. prime example of why some exercises that work safely with barbells shouldn't be emulated on machines.

how could anybody exercise effectively at this gym

a bounce into an o squat is maybe the best way to destroy your shoulders that I can think of

based alpha asserting his dominance in the cardio room

Leg presses are great and its pretty easy to use them without fucking up your legs.

only if you stay at < 70% max and do tempo / volume workouts, and nobody using a leg press machine is that informed about their exercise

>DAS RITE WHITE GURL

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So, what's the reward for possible brain damage?

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To cause brain damage you need to deprive the brain of oxigen for at least 5 minutes.
She let him go the moment he passed out, so he was only deprived of oxigen for a few seconds.

This is why choking out is retarded in real life it just takes too long, and that's asuming you don't get tired.

gross