Things that improve your cinema experience

how do you make buttered popcorn? every time i try it goes to absolute shit

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This is something only an American could have conceived

DUDE

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>ass candy

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whats a matter you never eaten out a boipussy?

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never tried one of these. I know this isn't /ck/ but can you guys link me a recipe for this? I don't live in america and here in europia never do chicago style pizza.

I'd honetly cum all over those.

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>in front of everyone
That's a voyeur thing, right ?

Imagine getting fucked on one of those while everyone is watching lmao

Fuck I meant fucking on one of those.

>700 for the glock n' cheese
what a theft. my local Robert sells those for 200 and he never asks for tip. even when I make a mess after being the designated shooter.

Just put some lasagna on a pizza crust and eat it

yeah just a mistake haha

do americans really do this?

it's popcorn what the fuck are you even asking just microwave some butter and toss popcorn in it you'll have the same exact thing

How much do you crave getting fucked by a real man, user?

I am gay by the way.

>butter toast

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>grease everywhere

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Only way you can do it is you have to buy butter salt(I worked at a concession stand once) actual liquids just ruin it.

honestly this would be TOO comfy, if i was watching kino on that and cuddling with a girl id just fall asleep

imagine your girlfriend getting fucked by a black man on them while everyone is watching

just put the butter in the pan and use a knife wtf

>tfw think butter is absolutely disgusting but like margarine
anyone else?

unironically commit suicide

What did Americans mean by this?

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Me? I'd serve crab legs

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No sorry I am not into faggotry

what girlfriend?
:c

based fuck butter

I can be your girlfriend (male)

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Buttered popcorn really is amazing.

That's a quiche.

I would bust the fattest loads on those mini pillows

when the film is actually good haha

I'm a popcorn connoisseur. Here's how my grandpa taught me.
>get yourself a stircrazy, big steel bowl, salt, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray, butter knife
>pop that shit in stircrazy using your favorite vegetable/corn oil
>once popped and in bowl spray Not Butter in a circle
>3-4 spritz from ~6 inches away depending on size of bowl and amount of popcorn
>toss that shit like a salad using butter knife
>spray another circle pattern
>toss again
>spray one more circle
>toss one more time
>add salt
>lightly shake bowl side to side to distribute salt instead of tossing
>tossing after salting causes all the salt to stick to sides/bottom of bowl
>grab stack of smaller bowls and share with friends/family

Alcohol and drugs completely ruin my watching experience.

Even 1 beer fucks up my atention span.

Man, popcorn is great, but I cant eat that shit anymore after I found out what it does to your lungs

I like just one singular good quality beer when watching a film.

Not enough to affect my attention or distort my perspective in any way, but just enough to let my emotional guard down

Why are Americans such fat cunts?

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disgusting

do americans really eat while watching kino?

Retard.

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Thanks united diary farmer industry of america, very cool.
at least it's not high fructose corn syrup pretending to be butter.

I like getting as blazed as possible then watching something with a crazy twist.

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Kerrygold is pretty kino

Less fat still means a lot of fat

This except for the last step

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