That family who called it the "clicker"

Britain

Dinner is a lesser used version but this is correct

It goes:
>Breakfast
>Lunch (or dinner if it's the biggest meal of the day)
>Supper (or dinner if it's the biggest meal of the day)
If you ate two large meals, then you had two dinners.

This guy gets it

It's breakfast, lunch and tea
bloody foreigners

I always knew Britain was a shit country.

Reminder the human body wasn't even meant to eat more than once a day

Have you paid your taxes

>Britain
Not anymore. Now get your 5 prayers toward mecca in.

My dad calls it the flipper

Bonus points if they pronounce Mario as “Merry-O”

It’s the telly button, ya neddy prick

We always called it "the clickers" as kids but know it's "the controls".
Also it's breakfast, dinner and tea you posh cunts.

says you

God Brits are so lame. How can you guys say a word like “telly” and not realize it sounds stupid?

No it's not. It's Breakfast, Lunch, Tea.

My friends family would refer to it only as “the box” lmao

>calls jackets fleeces
>Calls backpacks bookbags or knapsacks
>Calls purses handbags
>Calls tennis shoes sneakers

>jumper
>rucksack
>handbag
>trainers

Who cares really?

You are looking to hate someone or something. You are looking to project hate. Because you have hate inside. Hate for yourself, some aspect of you.

Get help. Improve.

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I heard kids nowadays have never used a telephone, and apparently have missed old shows, because they don't call it "hanging up" they call it "tapping off"
even as a kid I watched bugs bunny cartoons, i knew about telegrams, telegraphs, the weird rotary phones where you'd take just the ear piece off, record players. i had a turntable and a rotary phone as a kid at least, but still, old cartoons had all those

Scones. Pronounced like "stone"

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based motivational poster

>teacher, user has a gameboy in his jansport!

No it's not. Dinner can be used for lunch in some cultures, but others it's for supper. Dinner is the largest meal of the day, while supper is the last meal. In America they are therefore generally interchangable.

>Calls splinters "slivers"
>"help I've got a sliver"
wtf

>calls farmer 1 Sneed
>calls farmer 2 Chuck

The rock eats 6 times a day

depends where. I've heard people from Lancashire say "dinner" for lunch

This. British English is so faggy

All of those things are there own things.

not
>skons

Kill yourself

african americans call motels tellys

>he's never flipped the telly on with a nice cuppa to watch corro with his nan

because it's for children

They've got childish names for everything, did you ever hear "brekkie"? that's breakfast.

Meanwhile Burger slang is entirely just appropriated nigger speak

I too find myself getting irrationally angry at people who do things like this and just makes you look like an unpleasant, hostile and pointlessly judgemental person (e.g. insecure)

It doesn't fucking click you supper eating loser.

I'm not from America ("the U.S.") and we call it a remote control. My dad called it a clicker and as with everything he did it would piss me off to no end. But then I hated that weak fat faggot. Because he reminded me of myself.

Still cooler

>not calling it the "zapper"
never gonna make it

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Early TV remotes were mechanical using ultrasound. They usually only had one or two buttons, that would make a distinct metallic click when pressed.

school dinner = school lunch

Our country is full of retards.

Old cartoons really taught me a lot about the old days. I think my longing for the past comes from when I used to watch things like Tom & Jerry as a kid, or at least in part.

Fuck up ya posh bastard

looking up the definitions, sliver actually fits better than splinter, but splinter sounds better.

My family's first remote control was attached by a cable.

Same could be said about other places with considerable black populations. As a non-American I think actual American slang is the cat's meow.

Who /channelchanger/ here?
>t. Midwest user

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I'm guessing that was for a VCR in the '70s / early '80s. The clicky remotes were '50s / '60s technology.

>t. Semen slurping Telly flipper

American english has many different variations of slang depending on the region. Nigger speak is just retarded and so are white people who use it.

>corro
corrie, my american friend.

I'm a Bong, we call it Corro

I am very happy, man. Are (you)?

Actual Brit here, we call it حلال.

In college i got made fun of for calling it the channel changer. Is this not common, its what my fmily called it.

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Americans call it 'the tipper' because every time they change the channel they have to tip their tv

>got my telly clicker exam this month
I really hope I get my licence this time lads. I'm sick of having to walk all the way over to the telly to change channel

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Remote control
Breakfast, dinner, supper

Midwest

Booooo

It's a swiper.

Only dogs have dinners you fucking northern savage

>those fags who call dinner "tea"
>call the bathroom "the loo"

My friend shit on me for calling it a clicker then i found out him and his family called it the fucking BINKER like yeah man BINKER is way better than clicker lmao

>not calling it The magic box

Found the stupid newfie

Top Gear was the only British show I watched as a kid and it took me years to figure out what the fuck a jumper or trainers were

In scotland they call it a 'doofer'

My in-laws call it a puncher which is the worst name of all.

Also it was called a clicker because the first wireless TV remote control device that didn't use lights made a very audible click when you pushed the buttons.

That's how my parents/I say it in oz.

we called it a chinker

Perhaps you should purchase a helium tank and an exit bag if trivial things like this trigger you.

'The Box'

Or

'Box of Tricks'

Our first VCR had a remote with a fucking cable.

I have three dinners a day

What about calling the TV a flickerbox?

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lowest of test

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Fatty McFatso. Are you American by chance?

We know you do.

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Warp me to Halifax

I still think this is hilarious.

British English is fucking corny as hell.

"Dinner's Ready" wouldn't really fit the greatest song ever

for me it's the 'changer'