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>Ebenezer McBurney Byers (April 12, 1880 – March 31, 1932) was a wealthy American socialite, athlete, and industrialist. He won the 1906 U.S. Amateur in golf. He earned notoriety in the early 1930s when he died from multiple radiation-induced cancers after consuming Radithor, a popular patent medicine made from radium dissolved in water.
>Byers began taking enormous doses of Radithor, which he believed had greatly improved his health, drinking nearly 1,400 bottles.
>He is buried in Allegheny Cemetery in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in a lead-lined coffin.
>"Why would there be graphite on the ground?"
What a glowing gentleman.
In real life he died 4 years later.
>With Jared Harris starring, this miniseries about the 1986 meltdown should be gripping – but instead strands viewers in a bewildering cloud of unanswered questions
>It is – at least so far – a confusing sprawl for anyone not au fait with the details of the catastrophe itself, the workings of nuclear reactors generally
What the holy shit is she talking about?
she is confused that she has to Watch all 5 episodes to understand the whole thing
Yeltsin had him killed.
These people really are hacks. She can't even do a little outside research and have the patience to let a show build up. She has to throw in some French phrases to re-assure herself that she's smart.
>ywn be an unintelligent public school roastie coasting through life getting well paid for writing nonsense for the Grauniad
>During the German military administration in occupied France during World War II, one group of German scientists stole all the thorium they could while in occupied France. The Alsos Mission thought they were using the heavy elements for the refinement of uranium to be used in an atomic bomb, but they were only interested in using the thorium after the war in a patented brand of German toothpaste.
What the fuck is wrong with germans?
>Louis Alexander Slotin (1 December 1910 – 30 May 1946) was a Canadian physicist and chemist who took part in the Manhattan Project.
>On the day of the accident, Slotin's screwdriver slipped outward a fraction of an inch while he was lowering the top reflector, allowing the reflector to fall into place around the core. Instantly there was a flash of blue light and a wave of heat across Slotin's skin; the core had become supercritical, releasing an intense burst of neutron radiation estimated to have lasted about a half second. Slotin quickly twisted his wrist, flipping the top shell to the floor.
>Over the next four days, Slotin suffered an "agonizing sequence of radiation-induced traumas", including severe diarrhea, reduced urine output, swollen hands, erythema, "massive blisters on his hands and forearms", intestinal paralysis, and gangrene. He had internal radiation burns throughout his body, which one medical expert described as a "three-dimensional sunburn." By the seventh day, he was experiencing periods of "mental confusion." His lips turned blue and he was put in an oxygen tent. He ultimately experienced "a total disintegration of bodily functions" and slipped into a coma Slotin died at 11 a.m. on 30 May, in the presence of his parents.
look at her, i wouldn't even trust her to be able to follow a cake recipe. But somehow she thinks she can use a HBO tv serie to get a nuclear physics education. fucking waste of genes
Camarades, we're now imdb top rated tv show. Above that pro earth propaganda.
She needs to go to the roof
Is that Maisie Williams in GoT S08E05?
>Byers began taking enormous doses of Radithor, which he believed had greatly improved his health, drinking nearly 1,400 bottles.[6] By 1930, when Byers stopped taking the remedy, he had accumulated significant amounts of radium in his bones resulting in the loss of most of his jaw. Byers' brain was also abscessed, and holes were forming in his skull. His death on March 31, 1932, was attributed to "radiation poisoning" using the terminology of the time, but it was due to cancers, not acute radiation syndrome.
Comrades this woman is delusional.
>Y-you look good
take her to the infirmary
>Radithor
*Walks up to you with hairy sweaty radioactive soviet coleminer dick in his hand while making THE AIR GLOW
>Hey, user, wanna be a coal minister?
It's Ron Jeremy, you stupid fuck.
Give her a break, she's been around a lot of feedwater.
>What the fuck is wrong with germans?
I don't know user, they went full madness in the early 20th century. Bayer pharmaceuticals is noteworthy.
Maybe someone should insert his control rod into this delusional woman.
>viewers
what viewers? WHAT FUCKING VIEWERS?
kek. Her review of the GoT finale.
>Game of Thrones review – epic final episode corrects some major wrongs
You need to go to the roof
>Boris, i...
>tumblr
of course they did
you'll be punished as a boy, boris
>I'm confuse! Why wasn't the people panic? Don't they know about the radiation? Why the Soviet Union no do stuff?
The modern journalist is a glorified blogger
New voice recordings of reactor personnel on the night of the accident discovered
Fucking love this show lads.
Just rewatched the first episode. The sets, lighting, editing, the actors performances, the music and other sound, all of it combine to produce that increasing sense of dread and paranoia and horror. It's so well put together
I saw him repeatedly beat up his wife Little Mo
>I didn't understand what was going on after one episode
>so obviously the show is shit
You dumb bitch.
>he died from eating redditors
based and graphitepilled
Lmao what a stupid bitch
What's a Jew doing running a pizzaria?
Stop, but continue.
These people think they are oppressed.
>REEEEEEEEE SOMEONE IS HAVING AN OPINION THAT CONTRADICTS MY ECHO CHAMBER ANIME WEBSITE REEEEEEEEEEEE
I reported the blog, porn isn't allowed
dubs revoked comrade
have sex
Aaahhh...
have sex incel
Chernobyl episode 1
>I'm confused. 3/5
GoT finale
>Fixed some major wrongs and won over the doubters. 4/5
She complained that the first part in a mini-series had unanswered questions. She thinks the GoT finale fixed anything. These are both objectively wrong.
IM COMIN YER GRACE
We need to set up a screencap of this or one of those mirror websites so we’re not giving them a ton of clicks.
kek
Have sex
The threads are going too fast, we need to stop the reaction, initiate AZ5!!!
>Water boiling posting ended in 24hours
Half-life of these memes are very impressive.
The word I was looking for was pastebin.
>The story is so unclear. At the plant, everyone is dressed indistinguishably in white uniforms
...if only it was casual friday when the reactor blew.
did the firefighters and the guys who were in the control room really die that quickly and that painfully? or is the show again making things up like the 3 guys going under water meant 100% chance death thing
they dont even seem to like each other most of the time...
t. guardian roastie
>It is – at least so far – a confusing sprawl for anyone not au fait with the details of the catastrophe itself, the workings of nuclear reactors generally
see that's not really a valid opinion. that's an uneducated moron expressing her ignorance out loud. Nobody smart would ever give her opinion any value whatsoever. Who the fuck read The Guardian movie critics anyway? The show isn't about nuclear reactors, it's about lies and their consequences. But hey that's too hard to realize when you don't know how a RBMK reactor works! fucking stupid.
I would still fuk her good if you know what i mean
>tfw I can tell where it's from less than a second after it plays
and I don't even speak russian
The complaint doesn't even make sense you don't really have to learn the characters names to understand just how fucked the situation is.
Will the end of /RBMK/ be the end of aaghh.. posting?
HE BЛEЗAЙ, УБЬET
it will evolve
adapt, overcome
Fucking this. I know fuck all about nuclear power but the series has paints a pretty damning portrait about how ignorance, incompetence, deception and arrogance can create Hell on Earth.
> at the nuclear power station in what is now Ukraine.
It was Ukraine then it's Ukraine now. This fucking dumb cunt.
this complaint can ONLY have come from someone who doesn't pay attention to the show
I bet she was busy looking at her phone and only glanced at the tv every now and again
I just remembered this happened and nobody seems to care.
It's cool, the water is absorbing the radiation and the fish will get bigger ending food shortages. I've seen worse.
Legasov is just a party pooper.
>8 years after california became crazy state
really makes you think
>In this generation’s Buffy/Angel moment, Jon kills Daenerys for the greater good.
it's actually impressive to see someone seriously writing such horseshit. Shit man I'd take Yea Forums any day over that crap, I'd rather die by capeshit memes than by such inept pseudo intellectual faggotery
I agreed with her for the most part until the end when she called the writing director a nigger :/
>And it has of course nothing to do with the fact that the columnist is a woman
Incels everybody
Because it's fucking nothing you whining pussy bitch.
Kiev oblast
Have sex, incel
ill call out stupid opinion regardless of gender , her review is shit and she deserve to be called out for it
Keep going.
>that will tell him ahah
cuck
I'm sorry but are you seriously arguing that HBO should have done a better job at explaining why the plant employees were dressed in white lab coats?
I'm willing to answer all questions she has with a hammer
Soulja boy tell him
They somehow found a firefighter that survived at least till 1990
>why is there chains
>why is there hats
same shit every year
she needs a hammer applied diretly to her head
How do I get a qt soviet wife who will stay by my side as I melt from the inside out?
If you think women aren't literally retarded and actually deserve the vote then I don't know what to tell you. This bitch is basically your average female IQ. We have to point this out to you?
>history channel
yikes
>The servers...They're gone
bruh i cant do that, not atleast after final episode
>The story is so unclear. At the plant, everyone is dressed indistinguishably in white uniforms, and any understanding of the situation the average viewer can glean is likely to come more from his or her knowledge of disaster-movie tropes than the action or dialogue here.
Holy fuck, I can't even put into words how fucking retarded this woman must be, my fucking jimmies are rustled.
Did she even watch the fucking show? FUCK this has made me so angry
>chenobyl
you'll be punished as a boy, mr user
Final episode is reagan buttfumping the russian gorbochav lol. Sorry for spoiling you incel
CHEEEEEEEEEN
user...
>the guardian
Can we add Stepan Komar to the list of dead?
In the chart we have it says an unnamed fireman picked up the graphite but here he is named
>the guardian
absolutely disgusting
very nice
Within the Soviet Socialist Republic of Ukraine.
lel it took me a while to realize what it said
>colonfalfsm
Although I was kinda disappointed about the finale on the terror, at least it delivered an interesting and a unique story. I knew what happened on chernobyl
>asking is A better than B in an A thread
I understand that the white jumpsuits were their uniform, but why in the world the caps? And why do they make the miners wear the caps too? And why did they all wear the white uniform in real life too after the disaster? It wasn't just plant uniform, they used it later too. Is it some kind of slightly rad-shielded cloth or something?
what triggers me is how someone who apparently is pretty fucking completely clueless about cinema and it's craft gets to write blog level articles for a major newspaper like this. tThese editors have no standards. They'll hire anyone it seems to me.
Someone post the guy with the flappy hand? curly hair happy man
Gee maybe wait for the investigation to conclude before whining about unanswered questions
>Feminist
Oh, I see.
Comrade... I... Here, have a (U-235)
Why do people keep calling him Ron Jeremy?
The guy banging on the table? the fuk u on about
When can I torrent the next episode?
it's basically grooming standarts from Generation Kill but x10, it does nothing but they had too cling to something otherwise they would go insane
Well they had based moustachios in the show that's for sure.
It's practically free on hbo
>torrent
boomer spotted. we splurch our media nowadays, old man
fantastic edit
I'd colon-ize him
The white jumpsuits and caps are disposable clothing that you toss out so you don't potentially spread contaminated dust outside of the facility through your hair and clothing. Getting exposed to minute amounts of certain chemicals/radioactive materials isn't going to kill you. However, if you're taking that shit home with you every day and it accumulates in places like your vehicle, home, etc, it becomes a problem. Those shitty disposable clothes won't do anything for you in a major incident, but they keep you from taking bad shit home with you or spreading it in public.
fuck off
>When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. Overall, I think, it won.
just wow! WOW!
Why do their faces go red?
Uhh, guys...?
>two threads
YOU MONGS HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
Oh, that makes sense user. I'll choose to believe your version.
Literally just a contrarian
irl it wouldn't be bright like that.
It would be extremely painful
Core-Chan, that's a nasty fart!
Core-chan's naked body makes them blush.
But why?
Explain in detail exactly what it would look like now im curious
lads why is there graphite on the ground
Just admit that you don't know.
really? what would it look like IRL?
Not great but not terrible.
She's a "top-critic" on Rotten Tomatoes too
Just metal.
You ever gotten a sunburn, cuck?
There isn't graphite on the ground
The only place graphite is found is in the reactor core
lmfao
It's a radiation burn. Burns make your skin red. What's there to understand?
you still have to wear dispensable clothing like that in modern NPPs
i thought that user made a funny remark, especially since it's quite obvious what causes the burns
Why are there two threads?
Important observation.
Just admit that you don't know.
What a faggot.
He's red because of the thousands of tiny wounds that the beams cause.
>Imdb rankings are good when they validate my opinions.
You'd screencap RT ratings to fuel your confirmation bias
Show a irl vid or pic of the core then
writer Craig (((Mazin))) said he had to make up the character to counter-act the evil patriarchy of the true story since it was all men solving the problem.
>She represents all of these other scientists that came in and risked quite a bit to fight a system — not just the system of government, but also the system of science, which in and of itself, had a certain patriarchy to it and was very interested in protecting itself from its own mistakes," Mazin said.
>Ulana will help hold Harris' character Valery Legasov accountable in Chernobyl as she seeks out what caused the accident. So even though no Ulana existed in real life, she represents many women in STEM who had to break through gender-biased barriers in the pursuit of knowledge and truth.
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His name was Stepan Komar
Why do they wear the hats?
What's wrong with RT?
There is only one thread, the other is an anti feminist /pol/ thread of sorts
>Rottenreviewers.com
>Half of the garbage is 100%
Yeah, no, thanks!
>All those reviewers who badly want to make hackneyed comparisons to now but can't
kek
hahaha (she's right you know)
>the one guy who refuses to get naked with his bros
What a fag, I bet he did it to hide his boner.
They're just trying to make friends.
do you think a lot of the firefighters were begging to be put out of their misery?
How could you not be rock hard when chad thunder cock crew chief is walking around?
How does a pair of panties hide a boner?
>So even though no Ulana existed in real life, she represents many women in STEM who had to break through gender-biased barriers in the pursuit of knowledge and truth.
this is a misquotation, in the podcast he said people in stem not women in stem
No, they went on to the end, bravely. Willing to serve.
Women can't fix shit lol xD
>She's a "top-critic" on Rotten Tomatoes too
Of course she is. it's comforting to be reminded why I never cared one atomic bit about such critics and metrics.
I feel like no other nation could've made such a mitigation effort. I feel like that's the most remarkable thing about this.
why did they bury them in concrete, does it stop the radiation? or is it just so that noboy ever digs them up
>When the firefighter starts to wake up in pain
>"it takes all your viewing energy to keep it fractionally straight"
Is she straight up retarded?
A little of both
I could have done it
B-But foreign names are hard to remember
The absolute brainlet
She needs to be brainletmemed.
>dying not from one cancer but multiple cancers
Why is the podcast so comfy, guys?
I snuggle up on the couch with hot coco and Mr. blankey and get all goosebumpy
it is ironic. It had to happen during cold war soviet era, and probably could only ever be managed by soviets during this period. Americans would have never sacrificed their own people like the soviets have IMO.
She knows the phrase "au fait". She is smarter than me. I shall bash the everliving hell out of Chernobyl in every thread from now on.
>Americans would have never sacrificed their own people like the soviets have IMO.
They wouldn't have much of a choice, user.
>All victories come at a cost
Poetry.
Also what's the source on the
>Trust but verify
love the general that said: Then I go before my men - true Soviet
love the miners, be truthful with them they know only they can help so they will - simple as that
love the politician, he's an asshole and a hard ass but he wouldn't risk lives unless he knew it would save countless others and he wouldn't take BS from other politicians trying to cover up
and of course the Liquidators. Going knowingly into an unimaginable painful death to save countless lives, including their families
these liquidators were not celebrated as heroes by the socialist regime but they were even blamed for the accident. Until recently the details were secret. Imagine having saved millions and being portrait as the guilty ones...
11/10 till now
>>Trust but verify
Reagan's slogan from the 1970s.
Why do you have a name?
redpill me on the liquidators
arrest this man
>THE MOST MODERN REACTOR IN THE USSR WAS EXPLODED BY A FUCKING CONTROL ROD MALFUNCTION?
>that awkward moment when you realize there is no black people in Chernobyl
What should we do about this people?
But who arrests the arrestors?
They were thrown into the reactor from the hole in the roof, in an effort to smother the reactor fire with their bodies.
>"It is a bad sign when the first few minutes of a drama raise more extra-narrative questions than answers."
>"Did the residents have no fear of what such a sight might mean? Why are they not running around trying to flee, as we would be?"
>"Amid the depicted and narrative chaos, which involves repeated “reveals” of the shattered core – it looks like a nuclear apocalypse in there!"
Okay...is she a troll critic or something? Nobody could be this autistic.
there were blacks in the ussr
those two assholes slightly out of focus
Why boron and sand?
Creator confirmed for excellent taste.
So why are they underrepresented?
is that movie good?
How not?
Americans wouldn't have volunteered.
Found the zoomer.
>the guardian says dumb shit and misses the obvious fucking point
more news at 11
To moderate the neutron flux obviously
Because silicon and boron are neutron absorbers.
You seem to be biased against Americans.
kek
How does that work?
I'm American. I have a hard time believing we could've mitigated a disaster like this.
>viewing energy
do americans really get tired from watching a tv show
If you're not a Nazi, it's fantastic. Some hate on it for portraying the them as overly evil.
maybe. I dont know. this is extrapolation territory. I simply imagine the default american attitude to be to abandon the whole thing altogether instead of trying to control it. Fear is fundamental in the american psyche.
It certainly helped the soviets to have this centuries old russian sacrificial ethos of getting shit done no matter the cost. I don't see that happening much in America.
But you're probably right, they would have dealt with it too.
They like that spicy succ
So out of 350 000 000 people, no one would have the courage to stop the disaster? Think about it.
Atoms of uranium-235 emit neutrons that cause other atoms of uranium-235 split and emit neutrons and so on. To stop this you add boron which absorbs neutrons and stops the chain reaction.
They are lazy and have Mexicans work for them.
It wouldn't have happened in America because for all your faults your experts are far more competent than second world slavshits.
something about their crystaline arrangement i think
She was trying to find a way to say "I got bored with all the science and talking and shit" without sounding like a retard.
pls go
But being a retard she can't help herself sounding like one. It requires some base level of smarts to cover up your stupidity.
It's not a show for girls or normal men. You have to be smart.
>but here he is named
Also we know he died on September 4
Well excuse me Mr Harvard Loafers!!!!!
oh yeah, the white house is full of experts right now
post the who lives/dies chart
there really isn't that much "science talking" anyway
me on the right
Not all scientific personell in America gets exchanged with a presidential election you brainlet.
slavs are more antlike and give their lives happily for the hive.
me on the left
Yeah. "Like bullets" explanation was oversimplified, but even this was too much for her.
Why is the Soviet Union so fucking comfy bros
>Why is the Soviet Union so fucking comfy bros
I'm not a brainlet who elected a brainlet who pretend to be an expert at everything. But a brainlet I may very well be!
>an equally unsettling examination of political buck-passing and Orwellian doublethink
>Orwellian doublethink
Is he talking about the guy who wouldn't believe the reactor had blown up? Because that's not doublethink, that's just believing in what science has told you to be an impossibility.
I want to live here.
It's not if you live here.
>someone isn't a seething retard like myself
>he must be american and have voted for Trump
Yep, brainlet confirmed.
Daily reminder that this ate up all the time of the Soviet womenz besides working and being housewife niggers.
But there was equality or something.
THIS IS WHAT WE DO IN THE FBI
it just is
you are delusional
>Putin kills your dad
comfy
You are uninformed about how ridiculous the human failure under which this accident was possible was.
Guys what kind of ptotection should use for visiting tumblr? Are lead pants and a gas mask enough?
>wat fail?
the apucopters make me laugh like a fucking retard
You really don't
It's not that funny.
if chernobyl happened tomorrow in the usa, it would be a colossal shitshow and we all know this.The moron in chief would be using it as a valid reason to build his fucking wall for all I know.
Nothing because it's harmless.
surely this will never happen in america
Even places that don't have a nuclear power plant look so healthy.
Just like in anime
youtube.com
KINO INCOMING
Have sex
muh druuuuuuuuuuuummpphhhhhhhh
based satan poster
If it happens, then as an act of sabotage or terrorism, not an accident.
Weirdly enough, in the Victorian era it was the opposite. The Germans were really quick to outlaw wallpapers with arsenic in it and all the other toxic shit that was being sold, while arsenic wallpapers were never outlawed in Britain, even after it was clear that it was poisoning people. I guess they were blindsided by the fact that radioactive shit was new.
fucking slavs. trash cities
It's just a sunset lighting up the clouds, r-r-right?
ETA on new episode?
this general always turns into /pol/ posting before a new episode
Why would you even want to live if you're stuck in a nightmarish hellscape like Russia?
Test
youtube.com
>None of the miners were naked
Aaaaaand dropped
around 36 hours
Because retarded American college children keep bringing up drumpf for some reason.
>it would be a colossal shitshow
I doubt it, people in charge of handling it would be doing their jobs professionally. Firefighters and military specops commandos would be volunteering for suicide missions by the thousands, if needed.
America just works, no matter who's president.
and the americans would never send unprotected firemen to squirt water at a building with an open reactor core
Cherepovetz, Cherepovetz
Nothing personal, just pizdec
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Key Value
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Network HBO
Country United States
Schedule Time 21:00
Schedule Days ['Monday']
Runtime 60
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That's why Putin is now king
Are there any real pictures of the light beam that shot into the sky?
classic yandere
Not amazing, not horrible.
Firemen are probably considered expendable if their work is needed.
That's in Europe.
What? I thought itwas in like 12 hours or something
>mfw imagining dyatlov in a Hawaiian shirt
Holy kek, thanks user
its a britbong.
airs in the US on Monday night
no
Well said comrades. Keep the spread of panic contained.
make thred
"Dear peasants We must build one more shit spewing factory here because I heard rumors that there are still kids who don't have asthma living here, also some of my friends need to buy bigger yachts"
-V Putin
Soviet Kino
meh
i know right? he looks nothing like him especially since ron has a 10 inch dick
that's burning graphite, it goes out after awhile
Fuck off, Moscow is peak comfy
This would be a great film
en.wikipedia.org
peak dreary*
fuck you
Exactly. This was Putin's work before his rise to power
>NowThis
KYS Faggot.
LANCEL MORE THREADS
>>/пo/
shut up faggot
Wait until you earn your own money zoomer.
>everybody who isn't a market fag doesn't work
i hope you're joking
No but if you idolize the soviet union you are an american college zoomer who is still sucking mommys tit
New thread
autism impairs facial recognition
w-what?