What's yours?

Fattyman

is your superpower to detect pests hiding behind walls

take me by the hand
lead me to the land
that you understand

DeathMan

Airshipman or Hotairballoonman, unironically

Titsman

toilet man

White genocide-man

soberman

Marriage man

dying alone, unloved, and unremembered after being paralyzed by accident as you were about to set out on your life's journey man

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Changeman

Trypoman

The Goy

Overmasturbationman

Strong woman.

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Heightman

>indians
Indiansman

Worldman

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man man

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Sexman

went on a hotair balloon ride when i was little. cried the whole time from when i was told about it to when i got to the field. i thought my dad was going to pilot the thing.

Futureman

Spending 18 years raising a daughter only for her to become a coalburner man

Human

Assman

Stagnationman
Mundanemane
Shazman

no internet man

I really can't get within 500m of them

Are you a grill

Erectiledysfunctionman

Nonexistenceman

lifeman

Compound interest man

child support man

Bullet-in-the-head-man

>Ultimate cuckman

Captain Future

Abandonman.

why would I put man at the end?

people finding out i have a tiny penis-man

Adopt a black son.

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Degradation of Western values and traditions man.

DaddyWasn'tThere-man

Coming outman

Seaofdegenerates-man

Social Situation Man

So, are you gay or trans?

spending another ten years dying slowly from degenerative health problems man

Sneedman

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he doesn't have a fear of bats, that's stupid
he took the bat iconography because he needed to strike fear in the hearts of criminals who are a cowardly and superstitious lot
he got the idea when one flew into the wayne manor library
he is called batman because he is dressed as a giant bat

Squirrel Man
those things are Evil and have no soul

Pan Man
no not cookware

I'm a faggot but not a tranny

Centipedeman. Fuck that gave me some nasty images in my mind. Hate those leggy cunts

Jobman

being gay is practically not taboo anymore depending on where you live

Did she cum or brap?

White Knight.

modern post Silver Age Batman is scared of bats
old golden age Batman wasn't, he was too much of an Alpha for that shit

Failuregirl

watch some lesbo human centipede porn and you'll get ove rit

Batman doesnt fear bats you mongoloid.

The Russian.

Transexual-Man

depends on what DC Crisis comics/Movie he's in
most new bats after the 80s has him as scared of bats when he was a kid

Mbwiri Man

Mediocrityman

Kek Man
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)

Beingamanman

Niggerman

Butthole man

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Futureman.

Cancerman

Hallo? This is Leonid speaking. Can I get Deathman on the phone?

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UrethraSoundingMan

Spider getting in my ear and laying it's eggs in my ear canal and the eggs hatching and dozens of small spiders crawling out but also burrowing further down into my ear Man

not being able to sleep the night before an early flight and being tired the whole next dayMan

Bigshitunderwater-Man

What's a strong wo?

styrofoam man

Niggerman

>he’s afraid of strong wo’s

The flute playing goat?

Totalitariman

Janniator

Chinaman.

Stateman

>be born into racist household
>crazy brain dmamaged dad even calls his (yours later) cat niggerman
>crazy aunts 20 times more racist than anyone in America at the time
>spend your life conciously getting rid of your racism little by little
>only remembered for the racist shit you said/wrote in your early adulthood
Being Lovecraft is sufferring.

Lonelyman

Trannyman

ErectileDysfunctionBoy

Boner in publicman

Past due man

Life Man

Gayniggers man

Fataluntreatablediseaseman

YOU Man

The endless infinite void man

Sound of Metal Scrapping on Metal Man

>being racist is bad
Have sex.

Dyingman

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Waking Up Somewhere Else From Where I Fell Asleep and Never Finding Out How the Fuck that Happened Man

MAN OF SOCIETY

It's not bad, it's stupid. In the grand sheme of tungs, it doesn't fucking matter if you're black, white, or even human.
Lovecraft knew this.

Vaginaman.

Breaking My Right Wrist So I Can't Wipe Myself Anymore Because I Can't Do It With My Left Hand I Tried Man

This, nothing good can come from those completely insane "trends" we have now.

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I remember thinking like this.

SJW Man
for real, these people scare me

Based Ween fan.

>it doesn't fucking matter if you're black, white, or even human.
It does.

>Lovecraft knew this.
He was also best friends with Robert E. Howard and they both understood all those things matter.

I usually say this ironically, but I mean it. Have sex, freak.

Caspere?

gypo man

Dyingaloneafterlivingamediocrelife-man

No-gf man

Uselessman

Peopleman

Fallman.
It works on many levels.

Postcreditsceneman

I had a series of nightmares as a kid where I'd watch a movie on VHS all the way past the credits and there would always be a scene of the main characters all just laying there dead. It's not exactly a fear but I do get an impending sense of unease when I watch to the end of the credits.

He wasn't best friend with REH. They were more like working buddies.
You make me want to re-read the 5 books of his correspondence I have. Good shit. Better than his stories that were just rip-off of Machen, Poe, Blackwood and Dunsany anyway.
The guy was a great writer, but he was not original. At all. Weird that people think the opposite these days.

Dying-alone-man

The you got hit in the head by a falling anvil?

Abandonment Man.

Then I grew up and by grew up I mean lived around black people

Niggerman.

Because you fear man so much?

(you)man

>tfw Lovecraft isn't even as "Lovecraftian" as Machen was
Or he realized that long term shit doesn't matter to humanity just like we don't matter to long term earth/universe shit.
It beats GoT and Capeshit threads.

Dark Void Man

The Driver

Puke Man

I'm finally in charge here? The fear rises!

based Lovecraft poster quietly shilling his own book

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>It beats GoT and Capeshit threads.
Crazy Dany is Kino and the reaction of butthurt GOT fans is even more Kino.

Intimacyman

rejectionfromtheoneman

My friends, we're in this together whether you know it or not. Hang in there.

weakman

This is true

Dunwich Horror reference? Cringe. That story wasn't that good. Even Lovecraft didn't like it that much. Too ordinary in a good versus evil way.
HPL kino is Colour Out of Space.

Craneflyman

>working buddies
>calling him a hack

Wew lad. Have sex for the love of god, what world do you live in?

Incelman... which would be weird to be quite honest.

my nigga

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OldMan

Incel woman

You're cringe alright.

Anythingoutsideoftheinternet Man

This is all just a facade, I feel nothing-man

More like Doggo VS Evil. That doggo saved the world before the clueless humans even figured out it was at risk.
ALL HAIL MISKATONIC DOGGO!

Social Interactionman

Not a hack, just a good writer that didn't live long enough to find his own true personal style. He came very close in the years before his death though.
The letters between REH and Lovecraft were mostly about writing. He talked about various things to other people in his letters, but with REH it was more formal. He was friendlier with Clark Aston Smith.

So... Bateman?

beingalonewithagirl(female)man

Looking at your naked body in the mirror man

>girl(female)
lol

baldingman

>Criticises a man embedded in the general consciousness as a master of horror who even has a specific style named after him
>Because he read guys he rates above him
>Because he's a contrarian

I know you're struggling to find your personality, but this isn't the way to go. REH took their friendship seriously, as did Lovecraft.

Dude, please, do me a favour. Have sex already.

Oldman.

Responsibility Man

Rate? Lovecraft took Machen's stories and rewrote them. There wouldn't be any Cthylhu Mythos without Machen. A normal thing to do as a writer. Some of Lovecraft's stories are as good (even better, because Lovecraft was a great writer), but they are not original. That was my point.

Muslimman

Hi, Gary.

>Lovecraft took Machen's stories and rewrote them. There wouldn't be any Cthylhu Mythos without Machen.
How are you such a braindead contrarian?

Have sex.

Dad-Man

Whiteincelman

working man

Success man.

AgingMan

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Teeth in Vagina Man

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Relationship man or Compliment man

Responsibilityboy

Buff faggots man

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Rejectionman

Hellman

I'm an assman

Blindnessman

Myfatherman

collapse-of-society-due-to-automation-and-the-false-hope-of-a-utopiaman
pretty specific, don't think id make a good superhero

>Being a failure and never amounting to anything-man

>Not closing the distance with my long-distance girlfriend and marrying her-man

>Not being able to afford rent and becoming homeless-man

>

Centipede Man

Public Speaking Man.

Childless Man
Poverty Man

Came here to post this

Alimony Man

2nd amendment revoked - man

Nothingness-of-death boy

Pitch-BlacknessMan

How so? It's like to be afraid of mice or butterflies.

Already got mine

Someone-Not-Being-Impressed-That-I'm6'5-Man

every new day man

Myparentsdying-man

Can mice or butterflies ruin your life by telling a single lie about you?

Niggers are subhuman and exist only to drain resources, lower the iq of the popularion and commit crime, they are the dregs of society

Sneed man

>The Ogdoad consisted of four pairs of deities, four male gods paired with their female counterparts. Kek's female counterpart was Kauket.[2][3][4] Kek and Kauket in some aspects also represent night and day, and were called "raiser up of the light" and the "raiser up of the night", respectively.
>raiser up of the light
>the fire rises

Bad goy

Have sex

Mannequin Man

Woman

But who trust mice and butterflies?

Not surprising the one no one tends to mention just so happens to be the one most feared
jewsman

Strokeman

self improvement man

Not fucking Emma Watson in her ass before she's 30 MAN

Whitoidman

this

this mice and butterflies cannot do:
>get you fired
>get you killed
>get you arrested
>alienate your entire family from you
>fuck you and claim it was rape because they regret it
>tell lies about you behind your back for no reason at all
>sleep around and trick you into raising other men's children
>force you to pay alimony to support their painkiller addiction
>take the kids, the house, and the dog in a divorce all the while being addicted to said painpills

Autism-man

are you scared of all humans then?

Solitude, The Man Who Is Always Alone

Fearitselfman

DanoMan

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repair man man man man man man

Men are afraid of women for the same reason they're afraid of ghosts. If you can land a punch on something you're bound to be less afraid of it.

I'm gonna die alone and a failure man

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dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6574435/White-women-lower-fertility-rates-state-rates-black-Hispanic-women-rise.html

For a culture to sustain, 1000 women need to produce 2100 babies:

>Latinos in 27 states pass this criteria

>Blacks in 13 states pass this criteria

>white-a-zoids (a.k.a. pig skins; a.k.a. cum skins) in 0 states....Utah almost made it.

this is the biggest nail in the coffin for whites/western civilization. Not being able to have offspring. Why do you think more and more states are banning abortions now? Infertility, 'deaths of despair', high rates of suicides, opioid/fentanyl overdoses...it's judgement from TMH.

Your time is up.

youtube.com/watch?v=uSQKJs6JCmE&list=PLw5UQ56Bpj-VUaKRYqnxdrp6tp7_F4c6R&index=12&t=0s

r u me

dogman

Newman

This

same

Needleman

Otherpeopleman

ImpulsivePeopleMan

Heightsman

I fear niggers so Nigger-Man

Whaleman

>Why do you think more and more states are banning abortions now?
There's, like, one.

Spiderman, Solitude, BugBuddy if I were a Sidekick, Insectoid, DarkHall

...man

Nothingman

fear of not have enough money to pay the bills-man

Dementia Man

No-man

missed opportunities man

sexman

She-man

based sheltered retard

memes bleeding into reality man

aging man