User could you get me a hotdog before the movie starts?

No, you need to lose some weight bitch. I hate your fat ass

Cheese on hot dawgs yay or nay?

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i'll give her a hotdog before and after the movie
and then i'll give her my penis

Then why'd you go to the movies with her?

low-T faggot

Of course my muse, I love nothing else more, then the furtherance of my creations.

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Joey sure was left out in the sun for too long...

You already have one..

you're already eating a hotdog you fat bitch

I bet she does anal

I want her to sit on my face

>he hasn’t conditioned his skinny gf to go for seconds at every meal so she gets fatter
NGMI

>I’ll get you two haha

That’s what women think when they see you too

You mean a dozen along with pop corn and a Xlarge soda darling? Right on it ~

sure thing, you fat sow

You already have one, you're eating it right now. Did you actually forget?

>someone will settle for this

a person of color, likely

and that's a good thing!

She looks kinda cute gf material. I bet she would thank me with a soft hug after I delivered her a hot dog and after the movie we would go home to talk about our opinions on it.

>we would go home
in a forklift?

Well if you gave up on life, might as well have a little fun with your fetishes.
There is no coming back though.

>would grope tits and belly throughout the movie

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Disgusting. Lose some weight then we fuck

YES

Post more fats lads

Sure

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Just the one? Hun, you're never gonna hit the big three-zero-zero if you keep starving yourself like that.

MOMMY

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I want to rub my face in their tits and guts

Imagine going out into public with a woman that fat. Wouldn’t even take her to the kinoplex 5 towns over

imagine the smell

i'd go into public with a woman twice as fat as that

>the fat bitch shoves it into her mouth and bites as hard as possible

whoa, easy on the dogs miss...

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>i'd go into public with a woman twice as fat as that
You’re probably a fat smelly nerd yourself though

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get your own you lazy whore, who even are you?

on my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

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i'm an unattractive manlet but i keep my ass so clean you could eat sushi off it like one of those weird japanese diners
doesn't mean i can't have a kink for big fat fatties with their own brand of m u s k

I fucking hate fat people or at least what they embody.

I wish I had a chubby chaser husbando like pierce

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L O N D O N

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WHOM

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no idea, this is all i have

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Wow, Anita Sarkeesian really let herself go after she lost all relevancy

I want to start a new religion with this body type as Deity.

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based
fuck coping incels and their fatty fetish

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The church of gains

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>new

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Ugh i love fat sluts

>navel piercing getting totally swallowed up by a double belly
Oh god, my dick.

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she's the cutest fucking thing i've ever seen

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Something about navel piercings on fat girls gets me so diamonds every time.

I would unzip my pants

I usually don't get this for undesirable women because they're still a resource but men with pencil necks give me intrusive thought of just wrapping one hand around their neck and sqeeuzing. For what it's worth swans also cause this.

Tfw no fat, smelly gf with sweaty armpits. Life's a huge joke.

i can go bigger

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>sweaty armpits
>forgetting sweaty underboob and sweaty love handles and sweaty, enormous ass
>tfw no fat, smelly gf who doesn't take offense when you tell her she stinks and intentionally lets it stew to entice you

2D gain>3D gain

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"no"

Hnnngggg

How much bigger?

Only if you sit on my face and eat mine when we get home.

You want crunchy onion straws on that, or just mustard?

Fat girls with thin faces are the best