What's your favorite romantic movie?

What's your favorite romantic movie?

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I am deathly afraid of intimacy

you know what op? all me

I don't want to have to feign a desire to dominate to sexually satisfy a woman lads

based

>For me? It's Fever Pitch.

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wtf is this shit

You've permanently warped your brain, lad. Consider suicide.

Go back to where you took this image form.

What do you mean lad

Took this from Yea Forums

>movie

this is all romcom anime shit

Bottom left but with genders reversed would be ideal

bottom right ends in an open relationship and then divorce.

For me? It's purest cinnamon roll x dominant tomboy

fpbp

Based as fuck

hm

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BASED

You don't need to you dumb fuck.

How do you think reddit tier betas and actual handicapped lads get gfs?

This but not just woman, literally all levels of human relationships

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that's a BASED from me

money?

Based and relatablepilled

Cloverfield
Fight Club
The Girl who lept through time
Brokeback mountain
Bringing up baby
Titanic

More like "Lonely and stalks her in Facebook, then plays videogames to not cry"

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The Proposal.
But I don't think that relationship falls into any of those tropes. It's more like TsunderexNerdy/Serious

this but instagram and twitter

Emotional guy gets walked all over by cool girl. But she stays with him because hes a safe bet. He also always has to beg for sex.

Top Left, but genders reversed. Prove me wrong.

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About Time
You've Got Mail
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Say Anything
Midnight in Paris
A bunch of others. Romcoms are a delight

>How do you think reddit tier betas and actual handicapped lads get gfs?
going outside and actually IRL talking to human females?

>females
>human
just where do you think you are?

I'd say I'm a mix between the two top right
flirty/playful and sweet, chill and flirty

thanks i almost didnt feel like killing myself today

based and samepilled

if you can warp it once you can warp it back

Before Sunrise Trilogy

There's nothing better

Just kys beta

10 things I hate about you is peak heathkino

Are those different relationship dynamics a real thing? They seem anime-tier to me.

I yearn for intimacy yet I can't bring myself to open up to people.

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for me its childhood brain trauma giving me mental issues, not trusting someone to spend my life with them, then dying alone when im 40 due to heart problems

Top middle doesn't exist.
Bottom right is what I want.

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what cgi movie is he doing?

absolute trash heap of a flick

This.

to some degree, sure.

wheres the guy on his own disgusted by degeneracy
hmm, based

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redpilled but not very based

for me its being the guy on his own disgusted by degeneracy even though he's a degenerate

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Imagine having a girl actually care for you
Like have affection for you

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stop reminding me I exist

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Since when do Chinese people have brown hair? What is this sorcery?

They've started using hair dye so filthy gwailo can tell them apart.

Me bottom right

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They are Chinese dumbasses. This is why we hate Americans.

who else /toomuchofapussytojustaskherout/ here?

I did once and got rejected
never again

None of these even exist in real life except bottom left and maybe top right to some extent

liberally me

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why do women eat this schlop up holy shit

I want to fuck the orange one

most women have absolute trash taste in relationship dynamics

How do you get smooches from a girl?

most women desire to be raped but social pressures cause them to hide that desire

haha me too haha hah HAHAHAHAHAHHAHASHAHAHHAHAHHNA FUUUUCJK

It doesn't make any sense

YEAH, IM THINKING HES BASED

its all so fucking tiresome
just let me be alone please

Really lame dude most of these either dont exist or are signs of disfunction

Sorry to break it to you but you're a cuck

You must choose ONE and only ONE

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same kinda but the fact that it's the only one where the girl isn't even looking at the guy and it doesn't even try to suggest any reason why she would be interested in him isn't particularly encouraging

obviously alpha

A man of culture, I see

Right.
>women taller than me who have thick long legs wearing flats with jeans
Yes fucking plesse

Left. Gives me mommy vibes.

Have a meaningful emotional connection

This, but also I crave it more than anything else in life.

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dilate

This image makes me want to kill myself. Cringe kino.

>Alpha gf treats you like Warwick Davis when you fight

True Romance.

gay and cringepilled

I'm moreso afraid of people figuring out just how truly retarded I am.

ones like this

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Left but I still dominate her.

That second one is for Jewish directors who got bullied by chads

kys furgin

If you think this is in any way realistic you are an NPC. Sorry you had to find out this way.

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>tfw the only truly meaningful emotional connection with a girl i've had since high school was with a lesbian because the lack of stakes didn't make my brain grind to a halt overanalyzing every little thing
it's a start i guess

> (Me)
>kys furgin

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that's mostly guys who were tsundere irl

Post the one where she keeps growing.

Harold and Maude. Amazing how it basically invented most of the conventions that indie films flaunt today as innovative.

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This is so fucking gay and I had a bunch of sex last night. Good fucking lord the Internet produces some foolish people.

>Her
because it gives me all the emotions of being in and out of a relationship. Outside of that it's also an amazingly well crafted movie.

>Blue Valentine
great but definitely more of an anti-relationship movie if anything. All the past and present scenes do well to compliment each other and eventually you see none of the characters are in the wrong, sometimes life doesn't work how you want it too.

I am literally incapable of imagining girls could have genuine attraction for me.

Currently in #5

top middle exists (when the serious nerd has serious cash)

>strong in his own way
That's just weak.

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Before sunset.
The apartment.
Crying out love from the center of the earth.
Hiroshima Mon amour.
When harry met sally.
In the mood for love.

I'm so fucking lonely and horny holy shit

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I know the feeling. The solution for me was to step outside my own head for a while. When you are too into yourself, you end up psyching yourself out and checkmating your own moves before you've played them.

Get a hobby or an interest that is bigger than you are. Join a political movement and get excited about it. Refurb a house. Get into acting and meet some arty chicks.

girls are cute :3

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Why are japs so godawful at acting?

that'a why i'm always imagining as a different person

Patrician taste desu