Why the FUCK did they have to make her so curvy? I couldn’t even pay attention to the film when she was on screen...

Why the FUCK did they have to make her so curvy? I couldn’t even pay attention to the film when she was on screen. Thick as hell animated characters and sex scenes are pointless when we already have easily accessible hardcore porn.

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Don't worry about it.

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>sex scenes
I agree
>Thick as hell animated characters
shouldn't bother you at all since they're animated

she can contort her body whichever way she wants, of course she picks the peak female physique

dis moovie gimme white girl fettish

curvy mommy's is where its at user

>subtle boob bounce
>biting her finger
>naked under the bathrobe
>almost bare buttshot

Had to hide my boner when watching it with other people.

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>we will one day have 3d porn with pixar quality

Animation (and comic books) have always been about the low-key fetishes of pervert nerds.

JESUS CHRIST

I'm not even reading OP's posts just posting more Elastigirl while fapping.

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That’s the problem

how is this allowed?

i am still trying to work out why every character in the film has Alan Tudyk's lipless mouth.

>tfw convinced my 350lb girlfriend to do a 'sexy' cosplay as elastigirl
>instantly regretted it as she thought she looked really good but she looked more like Mr Incredible than any other character from the movie
>she starts trying to 'stretch' her leg upwards as she lay belly down on the bed but she can't lift it more than a few inches
>starts moaning 'Oh Bob, show me how Mr Incredible you are, put a Dash in me'
>really disgusting
>try to be clever and say 'haha looks like the elastic bands melted together! I'm going to go and fuck VIOLET at least if you cosplayed her I wouldn't be able to see you!'
>she gets mad as fuck with me and starts fucking crying
>have to make it up to her by really getting into the Cosplay, makes me eat out her ass whilst moaning 'the underminer would hate this, no soil at all!'
>end up getting fucking sick

i blame pixar for this

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god i wish this made up scenario was me

I know this is fake but I wish it were real.
>I'm going to go and fuck VIOLET at least if you cosplayed her I wouldn't be able to see you!'
gold

violet was hotter

>350lb girlfriend

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Why the hell was Mr. Incredible so annoying during TI2? Like he was so jealous of his wife being at the spotlight for once, come on.

Didn't love that at all, Pixar. He could just be a husband proud of his wife, not a jealous and bitter fuck

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OP is a faggot

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>He could just be perfect
And boring
>Bitter
He wasn't. He continued to support her And worked through his jealousy while learning to appreciate time with his kids.

the whole point was that the stress from the kids was getting to him
him being jealous of her fighting crime fits his character in the first one
remember the guy would sit in the car with frozone listening to a police scanner
he was desperate to get back in the game

absolutely degenerate

Kek

check out the reporter in megamind, she's a hottie too

I love it for all the mind control porn it spawned

I didn't think the porn was very good

I'm happy for every somewhat decent piece I can get.