Feeling depressed now?
Reminder that you are in a movie where the hero dies at the end
What if im not the hero?
I've fought off someone with a knife expecting to die in defence of a random femoid. I broke down afterwards and couldn't stop thinking about my death but you know what?
Now I genuinely don't care, cause when I die I won't realise.
What heroic shit have you done as of late?
Why would I be depressed? Death can't come soon enough.
What a crappy movie. The protagonist isn't a hero at all and the plot isn't going to be resolved at the the end since there isn't one.
wtf why is this stickied?
>movie is literally 28 years of a guy sitting in his room looking at memes
who the fuck greenlit this script? how fucking boring
>implying you're the hero
a beta delusion I never understood
I meant main protagonist, he can be an anti-hero
I'm not a hero, though.
>Hero
More like the Protagonist who's only purpose is to make the story and it's subjects(including himself) in it miserable
I'm not a main character. I don't even get a credit.
You are a hero to me. Ah-bloo-bloo!
As the antagonist in my story I'm ecstatic in this moment..
i'm the side character that Yea Forums calls based
based
Here's your afterlife bro
Looks comfy
i'm the villain that Yea Forums calls cringe
>ComputerHope.com
cringe
I'm an extra That didn't show up cuz I know the movie is shit.
Even in death we are blacked
Im the love interest and I get to outlive the main character.
I'm more of a comprimary that dies off screen
Jesus, the jews got even the afterlife with their pesky ads...
>risking your life to defend a random woman
btfo of a tranny on the internet
The hero already died in my movie.
I'm depressed because I'm still alive. Kill me, Pete. ;_;
Not everyone can be the hero... There is only one protagonist, the rest of you are p-zombies.
>Get blessed with 140iq and a quick mind (no memeing)
>But also be born in a 3rd world shithole
>Raised by a single mother in poverty
>Family has very unhealthy dynamics
Sometimes i wonder what was the writer thinking with this script.
Might as well kill yourself, you fucking cuck
So if I've never been the hero of my own life does that mean I'm going to live forever?
All 3rd worlders are npc bugs. Your consciousness is just an illusion.
No, it just means you're not alive in the first place.
Am I the hero in this scenario? Then why should I be depressed. I'd finally get something I want for once
Captain Obvious strikes again!
I shit myself recently
You are definitely an hero user. Don't let anyone fool you, you can do it!
I finally forced myself to see a film.
here's your triples bro
>Feeling depressed now?
Not really, Shakespeare's tragedies are far more memorable than his comedies
lel
Based. Never lose sight of the primary objective. To get fucked in the ass by a black male.
Evidently not
>the conflict is against chronic physical pain, and emotional pain of loneliness
>by dying, he defeats them
at least it has a happy ending
Looking for these?
Fuck I wish I could live forever
Fuck i wish i never born at all
Nice