>watching the wizard of oz
>realize that Toto is probably dead by now
Watching the wizard of oz
Michael Price
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Eli Moore
Nah, terriers 100 yrs, minimum
Ryan Green
all nonhuman animals of the same species share one collective consciousness
toto vicariously reigns eternal through other dogs
Carter Bennett
that dog is probably dead by now
Xavier Flores
Yeah, probably
Joseph Campbell
>en.m.wikipedia.org
A few have died, yes. Also, checked.
Ian Baker
I bless the rain down in Africa.
Adam Reyes
He witnessed Dorothy getting finger raped by the munchkins... Its probably for the best
Nolan Perry
Yeah probably, but there's a chance hes still kicking around
Tyler Campbell
you don't know that
Chase Rodriguez
>probably
Cameron Rodriguez
I WANNA SEX THAT SEXY SEXY DOG
Carter Rivera
he's not I saw him in central park the other day
Benjamin Brooks
have my upvote, good sirs!
Carson Collins
Sorry senpai
Justin Barnes
If a runaway pumpkin cart was careening down the yellowbrick road, too fast to stop in time, and you had to steer it either toward a group of ten munchkins or the cute lil doggie, what would you choose?
I'd have to save the doggie. Munchkins are probably magical anyway, and I'd like to imagine they'd make a sound like bowling pins when the cart smashed into them.
Alexander Miller
This post is Reddit. Why are you here?
Noah Robinson
Even if the dog wasn't there I'd still steer it towards the munchkins
Juan Carter
Wasn't this made in like 1960? He is 100% dead.
Chase King
Personally I'd starve the Mayor of Munchkintown. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu the Lollipop Guild. Yes, I will have ensured the Mayor of Munchkintown greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant citizens that I butchered after growing bored with torturing them. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his citizens. Their legs gone, skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, fingers and arms broken, and heads twisted around. That is what I would do to those little bastards. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of the Lollipop Guild being raped by a lion, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.
Brody Gomez
>yfw the wicked witches were representative of jewish influence in european societies
>the good witch is the WITCH OF THE NORTH, representing the Aryan ideal
>dortothy is good natured aryan youth
>scarecow, tin man and lion are desire the aspects of man necessary to defeat the jew and her minions
>the yellow brick road is the gold standard
>the wizard of oz turns out to be the monopoly man
>COINCIDENCE?
David Kelly
Michael Evans
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