King of monsters

>king of monsters
What was his tax policy? Does he even have one?

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he just wants to protect humanity from even greater evils. He's doing it for free like a janny lol.

10% Unk of every Skreeee

He actually supports overall wealth rather than income or earnings.
Ghidorah, meanwhile, believes in taxing only humans since if he taxed monsters they would just tax the humans even harder.

He's got quite an urban renewal program.

He steps on you.

Dumb design, btw.

if the movie doesn't feature Go Go Godzilla by BoC I riot

Does he kill all the baby mothras in their little baby cocoons?

Monsters don’t use money. Silly.

LADS!!!!
His tax policy is simple.
>here to fuck shit up? We’re gonna wreck you
>here to bro it up on monster island? Come on through cuz

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first movie has a fantastic trailer with that choir from 2001 soundtrack.

second movie has a cheap trailer with a shitty rap song and now a reference to notorious big.

i unironically doubt that the 90s movie had a worst promo material than this. fucking unbelievable, i almost want to non watch it.

>blacks are involved, i want nothing to do with it
imagine being this dood bros lmao

>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Toho, whom,as much as I admire them, I do quibble with. Godzilla had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good monster, the world would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Toho can say that Godzilla became king and reigned for a million years, and he was wise and good. But Toho doesn’t ask the question: What was Godzilla's tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these Mutos? By the end of the war, Ghidorah is gone but all of the Mutos aren’t gone – they’re all over the world. Did Godzilla pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby Mutos, in their little Muto cradles?

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Based

that too, but what i talk about here is the tone. the first movie had a more serious approach, wich is cooler since were dealing with something apocaliptic, a character that was born into the japanese trauma post world war and the nucler bombs.

now they pick that and turn into world star hip hop because reasons?

sounds like a pretty smart guy

I have created a device, capable of destroying Godzilla’s investment portfolio.

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>they're not taking my big monster sewiously!!!

they did before, thats the problem. the trailer from the first movie, opening with that 2001 theme and the soldiers jumping into a suicide mission was fantastic - the movie itself wasnt.

right? the marketing doing this drift into 'come watch me my niggas' doesnt look good at all. the last promo was terrible, terrible shit.

Lol

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>>What was his tax policy?

"Tax Policy? Uh, I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation, before we start fucking talking about his tax policy."

"Right."

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19% flat tax with a AAAARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH deduction

fuck jannies

>”If it’s charitable, we can deduct it.”

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What about the SKREEEEEEEEEEEOOOOONK bonus?

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