It's a Truman comes home from college to see that all of his old high school friends are married with kids on the way...

>It's a Truman comes home from college to see that all of his old high school friends are married with kids on the way episode

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>implied sadness because old friends found loving wives to have children with
truly pathetic

>friends
lmao fuck off normie

imagine being jealous of anyone who tries to settle down so early in life.

>It's a Truman stares at his friend's wife's feet for a little too long episode

Truman laughed at the 21 year olds with kids, right?

>It's a Truman show DVD sales report that reveals the most popular season is the one where he discovered masturbating at a young age and full on beat his hairless meat for years right on camera

>It's a Truman 10 year reunion episode and all of the friends are divorced and never see their kids

>normie
you're one of them faggot

>it's a truman gained 60 pounds since december and tells himself he will stop eating garbage and binges for one last time but the episode repeats every week
When will this fatfuck learn?

>imagine being jealous of anyone who tries to settle down so early in life.
It's not jealousy, emotionally retarded nigger.

You mustn't put your body through enough starvation to trigger a binge eating attack.
500cal below daily req at max and have some food to munch on in case of hunger. i rec carrots because big and crunchy with low cal

>i rec
kill yourself zoomer poof

>its a truman has lost entirely his libido and doesnt even bother to interact with other people, especially of the female gender..

>It's a Truman masturbates for 3 hours while listening to the soundtrack of Drive

drink more water and walk around in the sunlight also nofap

than what is it? if you weren't jealous you wouldn't even acknowledge it.

>than what is it? if you weren't jealous you wouldn't even acknowledge it.
You literally have to be nonwhite, or a woman.

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>It's a Truman has lived isolated NEET for years and has regressed socially to the point of becoming virtually a mute episode

how sad is it to be you?

>It's a Truman hasn't seen daylight for nearly 9 months since the blinds are constantly shut and he orders groceries online episode

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nice response retard.

>It's a Truman has to study for his SAT but ends up playing Unteralterbach again episode

>it's a Truman finds out noticeable liver damage will happen after six weeks of binge drinking, and has been binge drinking non-stop every weekend for the past six years

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>its a Truman stops jacking off mid fap because he already rubbed his dick raw episode
Why doesnt he ever learn?

>It's a Truman talks so rarely to people that he stumbles over every second word because his muscle memory can't form words anymore episode

>it's a Truman gets an intervention for his "duct tape presents" episode

damn, i'm glad truman lives in a place where that is legal. he also has pretty good taste. reallly enjoyed this episode.