Cannes is literally showing porn now

why the fuck are new movies so edgy but without any artistic reasoning behind it? pic related

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>so edgy but without any artistic reasoning behind it?
zoomers

but iit's some berber french boomer making it

I can jack my dick to this shit and get big-brained patrician cred at the same time. Based.

>now
this has always been French "cinema"

FUCK film awards and FUCK french """people"""

post a fucking clip for god sake

why are french people like this?

Are there any rips of the cunning linguist scene?

80% infidelity rates

Europe has always operated on the idea that the more nudity something has the more artistic merit it has

It would take a very long time to explain just how France ended up being as ridiculous as it is

>implying it's french people making their culture OC

So is Kechiche based or not?
>The movie's raciest scenes, shot at the Dune nightclub, have been captured in a heavy and tense atmosphere, according to a witness of the shooting. "The director had the actors play for hours and hours the nightclub scenes, exhausting them, and the shooting lasted until very late at night. Kechiche absolutely wanted a non simulated sex scene, something the actors didn't want to do. But by the way of insistance, and over time and with alcohol being recurringly consumed, he managed to get what he wanted." According to this witness, this uneased the shooting team who witnessed this pressures coming from the director.

So basically he got his actors drunk, shot cunnilingus scene between Ophelie and her bf and then put it into the film without their permission. Ophelie left the screening and and wasn't at press conference. Is Kechiche based and /ourguy/ or just a sleazy asshole?

>sign a contract
>film the scene
he doesnt need no permission, they did it on there own free will

>non simulated sex scene
so literally porn?

Not all sex in movies is porn you dumb, puritanical mutt.

shut the fuck up you fucking degenerate
Sex is movies is 100% not necessary anyway it's just done by mentally corrupt faggots like you because you were abused as a child

only if they show pusy

>cannes is literally showing porn now
do they show blacked.com videos?

softcore porn

if they're literally fucking on screen it's porn, yeah

I heard they're pioneering a new studio called COLONISED

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based pusy poster

Not out yet.

every year there is at least one porn movie on cannes, gaspar noe did love not so long ago.

that said, if its true how he get the scene, the guy is a piece of shit - wich is not surprising at all. the fact that the actress didnt stay to watch the end of the movie - and the scene - and wasnt on the press conference make it all more fishy.

>no pum intended.

Yes Kechiche seems like a piece of shit, he already had problems because of the way he treated actresses on the set of Blue is the Warmest Color. Producers also left him during the filming of the first film, Mektoub Canto Uno. He had to sell his Palme d'Or to finish editing that film.

JUDEN !

europeans love seeing their women taken by shitskins. it's justice for the evils of colonialism after all

I can dig that

Why do Americans hate sex?

why do europeans worship it?

its a muslim boomer, after all, no surprises. seeing the clash between expectations and reality its fun.

these guys still dont get it that now we can just watch the sex scenes online and skip the rest, these films wont sell like they used to.

even the most retard people need some sort of story going on. this dude encapsulate the whole era of shock soulless arthouse.

He's known to use the trick in all his movies.

But he was applaused for that before the meeto era.
Fucking silly critics,

After hearing about it so much I just wanna see the fucking scene.

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>fucking on screen

yeah. thats the definition of "porn" isnt it?

His past films were pretty good. The Secret of the Grain and BITWC were good films. Mektoub Canto Uno was alright but inconsequential. He is still able to craft some great scenes and he has interesting style. Shame that he is so self indulgent and keeps being a piece of shit.

lmao

i like how cannes is nothing but easily triggered landwhales who only want to see movies about third world LGBT issues

All french movies are horrible degenerate trash

not a lie.

movies from third world countries must be a sequence of brown people fucking and doing fucked up shit on their miserable guettos and fucking some more.

on the other way around, third world filmmakers dont even try to write something that isnt exploitation.

argentina is one of the few countries on latin america who deliver good, well written movies, with strong characters and solid story. brazil is pure favela porn.

It happens to be one of the most important things in the world, unfortunately.

stop being a baby, sex is a part of life. Even if there isn't "artistic reasoning" (in your view) behind it the conventions of porn have been ubiquitous since the 80s at least. A kiss in an early hollywood can be as sexually charged, if not more, than whatever lewd content a french director shoves in his movie

>French """"cinema"""""
>its literally just softcore porn movies
name a more overrated country for cinema, at least burgers own their capeshit

doesn't mean we have to be exposed to it 24/7 in all media

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>As if stung by ethical questions regarding the acrobatic bedroom feats in “Blue Is the Warmest Color” and the openly expressed concerns about how much of the onscreen action was simulated, here he leaves no room to question, staging a 12-minute-long bathroom-floor cunnilingus sequence that goes out of its way to prove its authenticity. Just what does this resoundingly pornographic break offer the larger film in terms of theme? Who can really say, but it will sure rile the prudes and tut-tutters.

lmao Yea Forums is literally worse than cannes critics now

>In October 2018, Kechiche was accused of sexual assault by an unnamed French actress. Kechiche is currently under investigation by the public prosecutor's office, and "categorically denies the accusations" in a statement released through his lawyer.

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>exposed to it 24/7
You must be putting in a lot of effort if that's the case.

enjoy your capeshit tier taste

>sex on tv
>sex in film
>sex in magazines
>sex in newspapers
>sex in advertising and billboards
>sex on internet
>sex in music
>women walking around half naked
you have to put in effort to avoid being exposed to sex

Why is it always cunnilingus and never penetration. Call me when there's (extended not three seconds of) penetration in film

why does it upset you to have to think about sex? does it make you feel inadequate?

>this predictable armchair psychology
go fuck yourself retard

Love by Noe, Nymphomaniac by Von Trier.

Nation of low fidelity people.

understanding yourself is the only road to actual happiness in life. just take 2 minutes to really think about why the things that bother you actually bother you.

beurs are dumb and dont even know about les minikeums dude

first they burned la banlieue and now notre dame whats next is cannes

Nation of infidels you mean. Luckily that's being fixed slowly every day that passes.

Movies are 100% not necessary you fucking consumerist corporate slave.

No, just lo-fi people that listen to alternative rock, chillwave, noise and shieet.

Confirms my theory about most French being cucks.

Why are you so triggered by sex, incel?

Love didn't have penetration, only masturbation
That scene in Nymphomaniac was very brief
Can't get a good fap on with that

Nymphomaniac has a lot of penetration as far as i remember. It depends on if you have seen the directors cut or not.

A lot of it isn't shown explicitly. Only just the one scene does that.

The dp scene is quite long, there is also scene towards the end with penetration. Before that there was some scene with Shia also.

>european movies have devolved into low-class smut
embarrassing

Honestly it's hot as fuck. Takes me back to the days where I actually got turned on watching sex scenes in movies as a youngin'

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they're #metooing other movies like this basically

Last year they made the same fuss about 'The House that Jack Built'. Are the people in Cannes so out of touch/naive, that they dont know that nowadays we can have access to more """"""shocking"""""" footage on xvideos, or liveleak, with just a few mouse clicks. Or is it just pure dishonesty and a cheap way to advertise their failed cinema circlejerking event? They are always making a big deal of meaningless things.

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What's some degenerate kino

Checked. Name?

I think the word you are looking for is Chads.

8mm2

That supposed unsimulated threesome was a real let-down.

>I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...
This was kekiche's first reaction after film screening premiere ended and main actress hurry the fuck out of France

It's profound!

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Yikes projecting much

Ophelie Bau, Mektoub Canto Uno
He said on the press conference that he was raised to apologize after taking up so much of people's time. I doubt that he was apologizing to the actress. After all he put it into the film and he is known for treating his actors like garbage.

I'm guessing you've never watch Nymphomaniac.

half the movie is nude scenes though.

He had plenty of time to recompose thoughts at press conf
Still reading that like a gut reaction

>psychoanalyzing people on internet
you want to fuck your own mother user just admit it, t. freud

(((French People)))

I don't think so. He seemed to explain himself quite well during the press conference, the same journalist who asked him about the apology asked him about the police investigation and whether cannes knew about it. He denied any police investigation. I think that he knows what he wants to do with the film but the way he obtains the material, the way he treated actors and actresses is very bad to say the least. I also don't think that he gives a fuck. He was accused of this on the set of Blue is the Warmest Color and his only response was that he started to sperg out at his critics. He also had problem with his crew while filming Blue. He doesn't seem like the type of person who would apologize and who really cares about his actions.

Because France is not a heretic lutheran country afraid of naked people and sex

So what youre saying is that hes based. Fuck actors who think they are too good to do something on screen. Their job is to play pretend, if they cant even do that, how good are they?

Starship Troopers had more female nudity than this.

Well yes i agree that they have to pretend, i still think that him basically getting his actors drunk and then pressuring them to have real sex. The actress and actor are real life couple, he got them drunk and them filmed the cunnilingus. It's kind of scummy behaviour, especially when he didn't tell them that he is putting into the film. Also this is the second part of the trilogy and if he really pissed the actress off there won't be the third part.

Something big is coming on, we will see

>she didn’t put any underwear on
fucking digusting

>take novel where characters a white french
>make movie where girls are kept white french but guys are replaced with arabs

How do we feel about this lads?

Fantastic ass. And to hear that he features it more in the next film along with a heavy pussy eating scene sounds amazing.

I'd be interested in where you got that number from. Only statistic I've ever seen of Europe had Denmark at the top with something like 53%, which is nuts.

he was probably telepathically programmed by jews to do it to oppress white europeans. its the most obvious possibility.

would you really expect any different?

Yes, I expected him to make them black men

Nakedness and sex don't belong in the public, reddit spacer.

americans don't belong in this world and yet here you are

And yet birth rates decline continent wide

Do the needful sirs and provide with sauce plox

Here

May durga grabt you boons, sirji.

That's why we went and founded a Brave New World, away from your froggie degeneracy

thats a nice kafir sandwich there goyim

Catholicism is more prude than protestantism you fucking moron, not that it's even relevant at all seeing as these films are made by Godless scumfeeders.

>telepathically programmed
Nah, financially programmed probably

no it isn't

the jews have many methods at their disposal.

It is not, dumbass. Get schooled.

Oh yeah. I guess I just forgot about the short ones.

>ITT: Bible Belt Amerimutts affraid of naked people in movies.

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because most artists don't actually have talent

I mean they really havent had a win since WW1, and even then the win was only because they allied with the British because they were scared of Germany + Russia

pls be honest. did you screenshot your own post?

You seem to misunderstand. The film is literally porn. Might as well show BLACKED at Cannes and judge it for its cinematography achievements.

and yet, birth rates in first world nations are in the shitter

so what did any of those scenes add to the movie?

brap

Actually they're actually pretty good thanks to immigration :^)

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No it's not, there is one prolonged cunnilingus scene. One scene. Otherwise most people complain about the way he shoots women while dancing, his constant focus on their ass because muh male gaze.