Whats Yea Forums's excuse?

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She's pretty hideous. At least he's happy because he's pretty damn ugly himself and clearly has checked out, at his age. At least Jack tries to take care of himself a bit.

good for him. I rather stay single than not shack up with someone way out of my league.

There wasn't even a single girl who would talk to me in high school.

Rich has many friends, and likely did a bunch of drugs/drank a lot hanging out in college, all of which will help you get laid. I feel like this mass inceldom is a millennial thing. Rich is likely genX or at least an elder millennial.

I have standards.

I push people away and then hate them for leaving

I don't get it, so suicide is the answer?

please more if you have it

>"femcels"
>still draw themselves as the thick-eyebrowed thots they hate

There’s nothing worse than seeing two fat people trying to wrap their arms around each other

You could always go out like a man

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Tragic

Kinoesque

Rich is stage hand, and his parants are alleged to be druggies, so he has be spooked into be a teetotaler.

I'm currently flirting with some girl over in Netherlands via web cam chatting but don't know where to take it next. I would not hesitate to tell her I would fly over there to meet her but don't want to seem like I'm desperate or weird,

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Jack also has an enormous penis.

I like it. It reminds me of the Scream.

>she

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But user, you ARE desperate and weird.

hey borderline buddy

Anyone else /dyingthedeathofathousandcuts/ here?
Anyone else had enough?

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I sort of desperate but I'm not like creepy weird. We play online games together and I just feel a certain rapport with her. She's just real cute and the first girl in almost 5 years who talks to me like a normal person.

>fire alarm goes off
>somehow a personalized attack on ugly girls

Does he "Dick the Birthday Boy"?

Same.

When first getting into a relationship I self sabotage it because I know they're going to leave me anyways. I guess it's a subconscious way for me to reaffirm my belief so I can say "See I knew you weren't really into me."

I'm fucked.

Fascinating

How much to unlock Chonger?

literally find someone who is on the same social ladder level as you, doesn't mean fuck and marry some landwhale unless you are that fucking pathetic

This art style is so creepy. Like something an MKULTRA victim would draw.

Who the fuck makes these comics this is gold

are these related to pic related?

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Why is this nigga always wearing designer clothes when he kills himself?

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Because he's a supreme gentleman

Because "dressing well" is among the normalfag platitudes they tell to incels.

Does the guy work at a dildo factory, or something?

Really? Hes never drank with the boys on any BOTW? Regardless its easy to find ugly/fat couples. People need each other and they need sex, despite what others may seem to say. Being an actual incel is a combination of things, at least in my experience.

Imagine looking out your window and seeing a big semi-hard dong staring back at you

You sound like a homo. Firstly, that webcam shit story is the one of the gayest ways to meet women. You are weird and you are desperate. If she's out of your league in anyway don't waste your time. If you are ever stupid enough to fly out to Holland remember that prostitution is legal there, might as well enjoy it. Thirdly, you sound like a pathetic faggot. fucking video games? webcams? some """special""" connection? Get a fucking grip.

i can't hide my bald spot with a hat, i don't like baseball

based men I trust poster shame she got BLACKED

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I don't want to date an obvious lesbian

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Yeah, you just know his family is going to find that after he commits suicide and be creeped the fuck out.

I understand the general point this person is making but I don't understand this drawing at all.

Why can't any of you see that it's a man?

There goes that folder

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He's gotten his belly back. Let himself go.

The chains of poverty on this guy must have made it really hard for him to walk into the Gucci, Levi, and Hugo Boss stores

the final panel looks like a horror movie poster where the villain is just a big human sized dick lurking outside their window

girl on far left looks like my mom

Kill yourself faggot scum

That's just the aids keeping him skinny

I want to be atracted to my partner which is weird
I made out with a solid 7/10 recently but my dick didn't even get up
But a girl which is objectively "uglier" (not to me) my dick got hueg, and i didn't even made out with her, she just was and overall better human being i think. Too bad that's not going anywhere

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honestly thought it was a gay couple from the thumbnail

She thought Rich was a fellow butch. They seem happy though.

I see that too

Watching them fuck is probably worse

>not being with people you like as people
You deserve it

>tfw you will never have an exact clone of yourself to date.

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Kek

>not being with people you like as people
she doesn't like me back, you fucker

I just wanna die. I have not slept or eaten in 2 days and my body and mind dont even care. I just want to be at peace.

You non-schizo normies won't understand.

But other dudes in the chat group have met up with her at a get together and they are all fucking ugly. I feel like if I met here face to face something could happen. I wouldn't say she is out of anyone league. She is just a qt shut in happa.

yeah

I am self loathing.

>one of the gayest ways to meet women
Doesn't mean it doesn't work and lead to relationships.

>you sound like a pathetic faggot. fucking video games? webcams? some """special""" connection? Get a fucking grip
It's actually not all that uncommon to meet girls by playing online games, grandpa.

holy fucking based

This precisely why you marry women younger than you. And preferably one who lives overseas.

Kill yourself faggot scum

>And preferably one who lives overseas.
Weren't these people supposed to be Asian?

>normies
you're one of them faggot

absolute cringe

You said you don't like your current gf fucker

I think the flag on the 1st panel is Colombian

you're a lost cause.

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This is bullshit, though. The kid is drawn as if he's at least a 5, just too in-depth with his nerd interests to become a mock-Brad. He doesn't deserve a 2/10, even if he doesn't deserve the 7 in the left side either

i never said i had a gf, i hooked up some girl that people would say is hotter than the girl i actually like

Go to bed Jack.

If you watch, he usually drinks diet coke. One time he does shots of 5 hour energy.

Well shit, I can't read. I hope you find love soon.

Meanwhile, the Cinema Snob gets to plow this young cutie

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Fuck love i'm gonna become a porn addict
That'll show her

Honestly looks like Charls

>Gucci belt

Based and redpilled. Made the same choice myself. Dumb bitch doesn't even know, would you believe it! Fucking showed her

Sounds like a mistake but fuck it

Im married to a beautiful woman with the same body as Christina Hendricks, and she is just finishing her shower and pussy shave before we make love.

My gf lived across the country and eventually we admitted there was an interest. She flew down to meet me (don’t ever try dating before meeting someone) and then decided to do long distance for a while. After visiting each other enough we moved in together. It can be done user just be smart about it. My cousin lived in Ohio and she met a man in Norway who was in their navy working on submarines. They met and have got married and lived together over 3 years now

i rather be alone forever, fucking whores here and there, than showing up at home to show my family - and to society, in general - a creature that looks like a man.

seriously, no. no fucking way. i still have a little tiny bit of dignity. look at that ffs.

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>I don't have a car
>I haven't fixed up my resume because I'm lazy and play vidya all day.
MUST BREAK THE HABIT

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Yeah but look at Rich, he's no better.

cannot say im much better also but not as fucked up as rich. he sounds like a woman and when they have that little game channel, damn, what an annoying guy. indeed he has to keep his standarts low.

the irony is: these shitty relationships wont work. it is forged on despair.

why would i fool a woman into get into a relationship when i know that i would trade her for something better if i had the chance?

people should try to be the best version of themselves and them... only them... try to look for a relationship.

or fucking whores here and there.

Is that Dax Flame?