Leo Vonn

anybody else think Theogate is gonna come to light within the next few weeks?

There must be so few truth in a conversation with those true that i wouldn't be suprised if their bullshit ignited an anti-matter burst.

he's a creepy pedo

Based Fellow Theo Gate Truther.

Anyone who is presently or formerly in Rogan's circle is a retard and not funny
See Owen Benjamin

That’s pretty gay tbqh

Owen Benjamin and his merry band of fags hate Rogan though

Is this a meme you repeat?

kino

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I think he should fuck Tom Segura's wife, you know?
He did it once... why not give her another fuck, you know?
He ain't a bad comedian, can tell the coke really hit him hard in the past, you know?
Joe Rogan did him a big favor putting him on his podcast, you know?

As in he fucked Christina P?

is this thread American "humor" ?

reddit.com/r/TheoVon/comments/bsl98h/theogate_returns/

***Christine P.

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He's a pretty cool guy

he's playing the local arena in my city in australia on wednesday. I didn't know he was popular enough for that

Don't be a heartless fucking muppet monster and go see Leo Vonn!

I don't have a spare 70 bucks

>Tom Sugar
Who? Tom Segura?

go see him.

Literally love this fucking dude

youtube.com/watch?v=ew4oM9PxKOs

what did that instigative chink bobby mean by this

He's genuinely funny but he is a liar. And I mean that as a character traits. My man loves to make up bullshit little stories when things get awkward. I believe absolutely zero percent of what he says. He's unlike other comedians in this aspect.

It's true though, he's very funny and he improvises well but he can't write jokes.

kino but i don't know why he talked about getting clean if he was just going to do coke again
joey diaz

I can't be the only person who thinks he looks like a fully white Kane Brown

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>comedian
>makes up bullshit little stories
No way, my world is turned upside down.
Next you're going to tell me Henry Cavill isn't really Superman.

Liberal redneck here. Let me lecture y'all in a faggy, obnoxious accent.

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So now, the straightest most heterosexual accent, the southern accent, is too faggy? Lol your faggot ass is probably from somewhere like New Hampshire.

Fucked Tom Saggymantits' wife.

>heh yeah I knew this kid in my home town who built shirts out of wood. Yeah his name was Kargellini he was of a Taiwanese descent with a underbite and 4 fingers on each arm.

There's his entire act. Just a fucking nonsensical story to replace him having anything actually interesting to say.

Christina was a qt in her prime and Theo definitely crashed into her embankment if you know what i mean.

We aren't enemies, fren. (Not from New Hampshire, but that accent is fine btw)

I literally thought this dude was chris jericho

I never found him that funny, and he has a weird obsession with black guys.

>he looks to comedians for insightful discussions rather than just goofy stories
yep, that's going to be a 'yikes' from me.

> weird obsession with black guys
> we’re on Yea Forums

The obsessors seem like infiltrators to me.

"And I'll never forget this..... In NINETEEN-EIGHTY EIGHT....."

New Hampshire is a based state you should have picked something like Michigan or Vermont to insult him with.

In which there gets to an awkward moment he straight up lies hard as fuck until the subject is changed.

Do you think he ever got with that veronica bish from road rules?

He's funnier than the rest of Joe Rogan's unfunny goober friends

yeah his throw away lines on podcasts are way funnier than his standup. I was disappointed

I'm still trying to figure out how a man who's literally a Polish nobleman ended up doing standup comedy in the Deep South. His family owns palaces for christ's sake.

>literally a Polish nobleman
Is that true? If so, what a fucking cunt.

He's a guy that people listen to in order to feel okay with the garbage things they've done in their lives, because while he's still a garbage person doing garbage things with other people of the same caliber, he's pretending that he's found some enlightenment and bettered himself. He's deluded himself and everyone around him into thinking that just saying you're better makes you better. His advice he gives people is the most degenerate, lowlife advice you can find wrapped up in fluff about not "letting the dark arts get you"

>against porn
>against drugs and alcohol
>promotes self improvement
>degenerate low life advice

No, he literally tells people to do whatever they want but to "keep it under control", while surrounding himself with addicts, including alcoholics, druggies, and open porn addicts. You're proving exactly what I said. Saying you're better makes you better.

saw his standup live at laugh factory

hes okay.

>No, he literally tells people to do whatever they wan
post one source
also he's living in LA so he has no choice to be around those people if he wants to be a working comedian, comedy is filled with scumbags.

I don't have to, it's in his podcasts that I've heard. I tried listening to him because I was recommended, but on the call ins and emails and all that he literally just says "I don't know man, I don't think I could handle that, but you do you brother, keep the dark arts at bay tho". That's the extent of it. When you surround yourself with those kinds of people, it's literally impossible that you aren't like them. If you're helped by his bullshit, good, great, grand, I'm glad for you, but the reality is he's just a scummy as the rest of them or he'd get the fuck out of that world if he meant it. You don't get to talk about being an upstanding citizen and hang out with people like Ari fucking Shaffir whose life revolves around everything you claim Theo is against.

I didnt know my boy Theo was smashing some of that forbidden milf pusi

GEHTINDERE

Do u think Mrs. Christine is hot?

not really but i would

You would what?

This is true for basically every comedian these days

Shes a fat tit-cow that no longer deserves that cajun hitter.

Uncle Joey made Christine feel so uncomfortable when he told that sex story on her podcast then Tom said that she liked to fuck Puerto Rican guys in college