Moviegoers that piss you off

cmon tdkr wasnt that bad

people who laugh at a joke that was in the trailer for the movie

if what you say is true then you deserved it

>nigga
It's nigger dumb fuck

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(You)

>lol
go back to facebook

Niggers

(You)fags are the worst, you've got nothing to say. At all.

For me? Crab legs

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Wherever a redditor goes, he must upvoted.

get rid of yous and the catalog and 90% of the redditfags and zoomers would be gone

I thought they were just to make it easier to see who is responding to YOU.

hence all the retarded cock suckers like you that are here these days.

Ok, newbie. Enjoying your(you)s?

no, i wish they were removed and Yea Forums could go back to pre zoomer times.

Wtf was that?

Try and forget this thread by dilating.

>telling the most prominent anti tranny poster on Yea Forums to dilate

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i saw Hereditary with a small audience. there was a girl in the back who screamed and shrieked at every little thing. at first i was annoyed but then it became kinda fun and added to the experience

is that sam Hyde?

people with melanin enrichment

Retards. They shouldn't be allowed out in public.

I genuinely can't tell who is in the right or wrong here. What's the context? Why was that one guy just fucking punching himself? Hello?

>trying to watch alice in wonderland in the kinoplex
>a fight breaks out

youtube.com/watch?v=Z5bKCOyZwRU

>the most prominent anti tranny poster on Yea Forums to dilate
So in other words, I hit the nail right on the tranny.

the future you chose

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Just saw john wick 3 with wife at a regal in a dying mall last night. 4 18-24 year old guys behind us being loud and obnoxious through all the trailers and throwing hard candy at people in the theater. One candy bounces off the back of my chair, ignore it, seeing if will stop once movie starts. Like 3 minutes in some candy gets thrown at wife and one hits me in shoulder. Grabbed her, went up to their seats and got their seat numbers while they were like “wtf you doing faggot”. Ignored them. Got manager, watched as they got kicked out and got free tickets for next showing starting in 30 minutes and we went to that one instead.

The black guy is right keep your fucking feet off the seat back.

Lol - cringe!

I go to a rural theater where most movies are fairly empty so any bad experiences are few and far between, but when I saw Unfriended, which takes place on a computer screen so the film relies on reading a lot of texts, there was a group of girls behind me that felt the need to read every single text out loud.

Were people clucking in your theater too, during the quiet scenes? I imagine that happened a lot in showings, certainly happened to me.

Criiiinge wh*toid

>see a movie made for teenage girls
>wtf why are these teenage girls here acting like teenage girls

cringe

based

Like any other social scene, blacks are the problem.

I never asked for your picture.

t. Jew

t. Block

Buying 2 tickets so your fat has room and you can use the second arm to hold your fedora doesn't count as your wife

yikes

streamable.com/ej6g7
something about getting a limited edition copy of call of duty or something

during endgame there were these very obese men wearing maga hats and swastika armbands. When captain marvel came on screen they cried in desperation "this is feminism, this is white genocide" and generally cried and farted throughout the whole film, have to say incels are the worst.

>Black people because they TALK (not whisper) during the movie
>zoomer faggots because they are constantly looking at their phone (at full fucking screen brightness)

Jesus that ankle

aristotle never said that, fucking retard

Why am I a loser for staying home to watch movies again? No one can mess with my seat, I can drink beer and smoke pot-why go out to see a film? Why?

>0:20
lmao at the brute who started hitting himself

based chads

That fuckwit who brought two kids under 6 to see Saving Private Ryan.

I was just fingering my asshole because it itched and I pulled my finger out and its all bloody

Literally anyone that isn't me

You ripped a hole. RIP, user.

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>wife
Yeah right, just admit that you got bullied by a bunch of teens and had to run and rat on them to the manager, incel.

Kill yourself faggot scum

The guy who flushes while you're taking a shower.

It sounds like they just did.

All of them.

Fat hairy feminist hands wrote this bullshit post

I'm a man who regularly has sex, you're prolly one of those fat fucks aren't you?

Can't tell if niggerdry or white autism

>taking my mother to the movies for mothers day
>she wants to see Endgame
>in relatively small theater
>about 30 seats
>movie begins
>a fucking infant begins to cry
>infant's mother take her out and brings her in
>infant cries
>rinse and repeat
>peoples phones ring throughout the film
>people in the front about 2 hours into the film begin to start texting or some shit
>Tony Dies
>in the most silent part of the film
>someone fucking burps

Fucking hell. I saw Endgame release night and it was a shit ton better.

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I hate when angry looking faggots turn around and look at me too. I get that I'm a 10/10 but they paid to watch a movie, not a work of art.

who wants to see me drink a glass of my own piss

>behemoth tossin fists
>that ogre punching his head
>behemoth and lanklet double teaming manlet
>snappin ankles like twigs
kino fight

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People that get up and down repeatedly during the movie. Once I just refused to move and made them climb over seats to get out.

People who eat and drink in the theatre (the sound of slurping and crunching popcorn pisses me off)

Retarded children that scream and cry and have no business being there in the first place

The stupid zoomers who scream "OMG" or "Noooooooooooo" during the movie like the actors on screen can hear their fucking reactions

People who come into the movie like 30 min late. What's the point? You wasted your money.

The people who show up to the theatre earlier than me (very rare) and take my favorite site which is the centre of a middle row. On that note, reserved seating pisses me off. I don't care that you bought a ticket earlier. If I show up to the theatre earlier than your late ass, I deserve the better seat.

People who have to get up to go to the washroom multiple times during a movie. Sit on a corner seat or down in the front you can't make it through a 2 hr movie without several colon spasms.

People who leave garbage at the end of a movie. It doesn't always get cleaned up, so the next people who come in to watch the movie has to deal with that shit.

The people who make calls during a movie or have loud conversations almost never happen.

looks pretty chad to me. are you saying you sit in the theater silently and just gaze at the screen for 2 hours? lmao. i'm looking at the movie from time to time but i need to respond to my tinder matches, talk to my friends and provide running commentary on the film

>group of girls
Let me guess. Teenagers?

>implying "teens" can read

What a chad

>seeing Endgame
>seeing it twice
I ain't even from /pol/ and I can tell you're doing Yaweh's good work.

Based moviegoer.

Kek I remember you

All of them. I dont go to the movies because of this. Here are some of the last problems I remember
>Strong cologne/perfume
>All the sounds of eating, bag shuffling, cup and slurping
>People who cant hold their piss for 90 minutes getting up and slowly wobbling their fat ass out
>Assigned seating when the theatre is mostly empty and some creep sits next to you
>People laughing at scenes that arent funny
>Noises made because that old character is back (only remember this from force awakens, probably would happen more if i saw the other star wars or capeshit movies too)
>Children whining or crying
>Children running free around the theatre
>Random sex fiends making out in the corner
>Random weirdos trying to talk to other people after the movie is over about the movie
>People kick the back of you seat
>Disgusting whores resting their feat on the back of your seat
>Phone chads blinding everyone behind them
>Horrible projector setup
>Awful eardrum rupturing sound in action films

>>Phone chads

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You left out:

>farts
>burps
>neighboring auditorium overpowers your movie
>WUBBBBBBAAwwwuuuuuuuWUBBBBWUUUWUwubWUBBBBB

>be 20
>Semester ended, come back to live with family for the summer
>have baby bro twins, 8 years old
>try to have them avoid degeneracy
>Hard to do this when there's movies they want to watch based on their friends at school
>they want to watch Shazam
>At least he's a white male hero, pretty /fit/ hopefully this can help them want to stay fit as well
>Be a cheapskate
>Drive for 30+ minutes to take them to a theater in Crenshaw (niggertown, literally on Martin Luther King avenue.) Los Angeles, not the closest theater, but it is the cheapest by a long shot, food is real cheap and it's large and could be empty.
>Movie starts
>Theater almost completely empty at 1:00pm
>Just me and the bros in the dead center of the theater
>Big ol sheboone with her 5 welfare spawns come on in, already hooking and hollerin
>Sheboone on her phone, tapping away with her shitty, fake nails that are like 3 inches long
>Niglets literally running around the theater, yelling at the screen, not just kid reactions to the screen, full on screeching
>Goes on for around 5-10 minutes
>Previews finally end, movie starts
>ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>1 of my little bros hushes them
>Expect a chimpout
>5 niglets turn around, stare at little bro
>Their silverback also stares back with that mmmmhmmmmm face
>I stare back at the ape
>Actually doesn't go ballistic and has her spawn sit down and quiet down
>After the movie ends take bros out of theater, drive them home
>They both ask me if I can take them to the nice, white theater my parents live near
>Agree, tell them I don't like being with "these people", they're so loud and rude aren't they?
>Yeah!
Hopefully this was baby's first redpill for the bros.