How did this piece of shit get a girl thats a solid 9?

Jesus Steven, what happened? You brother won't give you more money from his figurine store?

Just go back to beg TLC for a spin-off, maybe they will fund your pain killer addiction and your 10 dollar hooker just to get more kino on screen.

Neither would you Steven, it is not like you can physically hit anyone, you know, being a junkie + morbidly obese can do things to your pee pee.

You sound pretty jealous. Seriously, a 700 pound man got a girl most average weight guys couldnt get. I win you lose

Literally drugs

Meant he not I

Seriously have you dated. a girl this hot? No. He will produce many kids while you wont

Anyone with pocket change can get her, don't delude yourself.

the Assanti brothers are such pieces of shits. "you beat me for 18 years" guy was such a bitch, though.

>9
She's a 4/10 if I'm on mescaline.

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And all the kids will be brown looking and cotton haired. Come on, at most you gf can dry hump your horrible Elephant leg and call it sex. There is NO WAY Steven assanti can get an erection, just no way.

Damn shes hot. You are really retarded if you think shes below average

He married her, that's his wife and shes hot as fuck

Can someone PLEASE use the makeup remove app on that pic?

>Still 8 posters.

Stop trying to force your coal burner Steven, I know it is you.

I will tell Dr. Now your hooker is getting you Vicodin on the black market.

That asshole dropped me after he tested my blood for pain killers cause my rat brother snitched me out. Fuck you and fuck justin. FUCK ALL OF YOU LOSERS

>that's a 9
Yikes.

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In fairness to the OP, relative to the bf she is a 9.

Imagine how disgusting OP would have to be to consider that a 9/10

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Is this really a 9 in america?

You are the BIGGEST loser here. How does it feel that your dad will end up paying for the child support of that mongrel you are raising?

See

OP is unironically Steven Assanti.

He's a sub. He's the ultimate sub. There weren't enough clues to that in his episodes? He's into the same freaky shit she is, and she can do whatever she wants to him, and he'll love it.

Why would he pay child support? I'll get more money from the state. You will fund my child's care bitch. In fact the more I have the more you pay me. Fuck I love America

I wish the Assanti brothers got their own show. What a wild amazing ride it has been watching them on TLC

>this is a 9/10 in America

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Meet the Assantis when?

You can't even get enough money to get a bag to wrap around your disgusting elephant feet.

I'll leave this here, to show you that you're not missing out on anyone. She fucked Marylyn Manson.

Plus, "licenced massage therapist" - I wonder how much she charges for full release?

You know she's sticking stuff up Stephen's ass on the regular.

But you keep thinking he's someone to envy lol. Fucking incels.

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I would hit that but she is not a 9. Maybe a 6 at best

If she lost a few pounds she'd be a 10.

I've never seen Dr Now lay down the law as much as he did this episode.

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Her face is user

>Plus, "licenced massage therapist" - I wonder how much she charges for full release?

A.LITERAL.HOOKER

Jesus, are you seriously going to brag about that?

I do imagine you getting turned on ever the thought of you "woman" giving handies to other men for money, but you can brag about that, come on!

You literally pay my nurse to clean my feet. Thank you for the free nurse btw

Fuck shes so hot. I'm jealous of Steve

You are blind

Not all massage therapists suck off their clients retard. That's mainly the Asian parlors, a place not fit for my queen

>steven made it
what the fuck bros

No, I pay to prolong your misery in this world and in hopes that I will get more TLC kino in return.

The idea of seeing Dr. Now threatening to jail you again is all I need to pay gladly.

He wears the glasses.

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As if you would know, you don't fit at any parlor.

And your hooker is so shitty she does handjobs by delivery, that's the sign of an used up hooker who already hit the wall.

I know right? This guy gets a hot piece of ass like her and most of us cant even get average bitches

Jokes on you, he drops me as a client in part 5 so sorry, no more laughing at someone with a disability you loser

Have you dated a woman hitter than her? Yes or no, in fact post a pic of your ex, I doubt any if us will recognize her unless she is this hooker you talk about

justin is /ourguy/, he even has the whiny self pitting down pat

You don't date hookers you retard.

You cheap fuck couldn't manage to pay her for each service so you had to marry her.

Have you seen him, outside of the facebook headshots? The dude is a freak of nature. He's a melted candle - kind of normal from the head to the shoulders, and then it's just a horrific lump of bizarre flesh. His feet and legs are nightmares. For him, any woman not running from the room screaming is a victory.

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Any of you lad know where I can catch up on this kino ?

Well then think of a way to whore yourself on camera again Steven, you don't want your whore wife giving blowjobs for food stamps all her life don't you?

rarbg

Ohh, I've seen him outside of Facebook alright

Dude. Asshole. You just fell for some of the weakest bait in the known universe. Jesus fucking christ on a fucking cracker, how fucking naive and gullible are you?

youtu.be/xG4iz0bSM3w

Here it is bro. Quick, before Steven flags it on YouTube

does he walk barefoot everywhere?
no wonder he got some fucked up fungus

This. He's Ralph Ciffiaretto

Steven better secure a TLC spin off before his meth hooker starts losing more teeth, I don't think she'll be able to sustain him giving gummy jobs, those are more of a niche market

>You don't date hookers you retard.
Try telling that to Boogie

Thanks broes, Im downloading it right now, I do not want to waste a fine kino on 360p but thanks.

I meant hotter than her. Have you dated a girl hotter than her yes or no

I have YouTube asshole. I'll remake an account and I'll make more money in a month than you will in a year

jesus christ

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She looks like she opens beer bottles with her teeth.

jesus christ get some taste m8

He gets 9/10 chicks. You dont

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Please do, I want more fat boy get down videos, try not to shit on camera next time, though. I draw the line on coprophilia, do you, though?

>9

>9/10

Because out of every 10 hooker ads on Craigslist she is 9?

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Promise no adblock?

Hage you dated a girl hotter than her. Yes or no?

He got a chick rated 9/10 on jerkmaps. LOL.

If I cared I'd go find her reviews on there.

Yes

Wait which question were you answering?

I will even send you a bucket of KFC if you banepost on a video and post proof you are Steven here.

Make it two buckets, I know you can't say no to food.

It's like special effects in a movie. It can't be real.

But it is.

Imagine the smell.

why was everyone ok with him just walking around barefoot? Like not even a sock.

I really wish the viewers could see all their problems. TLC needs a more hardcore version. A Scared Straight adaption for fat kino

Please do, I will send you a KFC bucket too.

Show me her on a hooker site and I'll an hero right now

Sorry honey but I'm on a diet since dr nonothing dropped me

I see you still haven't drop your opioid habit. You need to lose 50lb before midnight or I'll call police

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