So what do you fags make of this
>sexually frustrated 12 year old
The age of roasties is over
How come he didn't fuck his crush?
>sexually frustrated 12 year old
What the FUCK am I reading, what is wrong with them
>sexually frustrated
haven't seen the movie yet but please god tell me there's a /ss/ scene or SOMETHING
its like they even didnt get the point of Man of Steel
the kid faps to guro ffs, boy aint right
The story of Superman is one of our modern myths and it's worrying to see it subverted this way
What other angle is there? It's a what-if done by two Gunns done to try and be like a horror movie. Granted I'm sure its better than Chronicle. Socially charged critics haven't gotten an easier target since /pol/ got A Wrinkle in Time.
faggot
There was no point to man of steel.
Making a movie like this without /ss/ is criminal
I-is there a scene of this in the movie?
Cringe!
wtf
is there a sexual aspect to this movie
please say no
>murderous sexually frusturated *white* 13 year old boy
yawn
kid kills crush's mom. Guts her like a fish and strung her mutilated nude corpse in his fap dungeon
>fap dungeon
Is this explicit or implied, I wanna see this kid jerk off
It's implied that he raped her based on the foreshadowing about him jerking off.
I would too though. Thicc Milf and all
>R rated movie that explains exactly what it is before you even go see it
>fags and critics watch it and cant believe what they saw
Why do leftists worship sex? Is it because they never have any and thus have made it into an idol?
This.
Sex is pretty nice maybe have it some time.
He really does love 12 year old boys.
Are you offering?
It’s all they have. There is no other purpose for their lives other than being sex obsessed
based
Honestly I really wanted this to end with a hero showing up and kicking his shit in or something like that..... I really wanted this to be a villain movie instead of just "lmao Superman but evil"
My do people worship money? Because it's powerful. Sex is below money however, but it can still be a form of currency and control not unlike drugs. It's one more tool they can use. Create a society where drugs don't exist, sex is for love and/or procreation, and that just leaves money. And money alone hasn't been enough for them to win 2016, the Special Elections, the Midterms, and it won't be enough to win 2020. Hell, even saying degenerate sex for everyone and more drugs coming in from Mexico hasn't been enough.
Fucked over 100 girls and now in a long term relationship (3 years). Are you pulling any green-haired landwhales with your virtue signaling and soj lifestyle?
>sexualizes children
>jewish writers
every time
>not liking boys
>based
pick one and only one
What do you call a 13 year old girl tied up in my basement?
a coroner
I’m not sure that punchline works with that wording.
Someone call this man a cab he's drunk on POWER
>sexually frustrated 12 years old boy
are you supposed to have sex at 10 now or something
ITS NOT FAIR IT WAS HER TURN
>leftists never have sex
try again mate, roasties are leftists, sex is all they do, that's why there are leftist men, to capitalize on a sex-crazed market with women who think it's empowering to have ONS
Was just another excuse for James Gunn to molest a 12 year old
Women are leftists because they think it's fashionable. However they spread their legs 90% of the time for non-leftist chads. They have nothing but contempt for limp-wristed male feminists.
I don't watch movies made by pedophiles
get bent
This.
Fucking.
Guy.
Oh yes certainly, but it doesn't change the fact that leftist women are whores who do nothing but sex and leftist men are trying to have sex with them, obviously failing.
'Superman... BUT EVIL' has been done to death in the comics.
This movie looks stupid as fuck and I'm tired of you shills trying to make it go viral.
Not everyone reads comic books you virgin nerd.
"Brightburn" is essentially this movie except murder kid has superpowers.
This. I was hoping that was the twist the film was building towards instead of the rest of the Justice league exists but they're evil too
Forgot pic
all 12 year olds are sexually frustrated though
Movie was ok. Stop being sexually starved faggots.
I liked the film as is, but fuck me that would've been awesome.
>Dude ok what if like... superman was an edgy evil little white kid right? Ok now get this dude, dude get this, now what if like... the twist was he was ACTUALLY evil Goku instead?
WASTED
wasted
Nice.
holy shit fucking wasted
if that kid is supposed to be ugly in the eyes of women then there is no hope for 99,999% of all men
How was that the twist autist. No where in the movie did that happen
Reddit wins the Digit War again. Sad.
>Not realizing 90% of roasties would /ss/ a boy like that given the chance.
cringe
Look at the director
this was the fucking get? no wonder bateman killed himself
wasted it
fuck you you wasted it
ASS
Post it. I need some Arby's.
Roseanne will never get her career back while Gunn now has two superhero franchises
>James Gunn
>Movie about 12 year old sexuality
Remember, child rape is more acceptable than saying blacks have an average IQ of 85
SNEEDED (formerly CHUCKED)
Bruh the ship brainwashed him, did these roastie cunts watch the same movie?
Delete this.
The get was worse than the premise
That's not memeable
he was sent there to take the planet over because his ship brainwashed him so I guess that's the differentiation between the two?
would be cool if there's a second one and he has to fight an alien for control of the planet I guess.
kill yourself please
>please god tell me there's a /ss/ scene
Hopefully in the sequel
Such a boring fucking movie. How do you get a good premise and make it as boring as possible?
superman was always (((white))) you fucking retard
>sexually frustrated 12 year old
make of what? the retarded article made by a kike or the retarded movie made by a kike? it was a boring movie with literally no twists, subversion, development, or tension - it's an immortal, unstoppable killer played by a shitty annoying child actor snuffing out a bunch of b-list actors to c-list actors
Cute boy
Based & cringe
include me in the cringe collection screencap
>nazi superman was shitty hamfisted social commentary meant to show that terrorists can be good guys while soviet superman was well written and intriguing and free of political bullshit
causes one to ponder
It was never that interesting of a concept in the comics, which automatically disqualifies it from become an interesting premise for a movie, shill.
It's fucking lazy from the ground up and it shows.
kek
>comic book writers are hacks
Doesn't surprise me
what a shitty fucking get but pls include me in the screencap
>Always cast Nazism in a bad light, worst of the worst that humans can do
>Communism was just misunderstood, most of what you think about it is just left over cold-war propaganda and fear
(((who))) writes our comic books, historical t.v. and history books?
This triggers the incel
thanks, shill, for promoting this. had no idea it existed. now i wanna watch it.
>the twist was he was ACTUALLY evil Goku instead?
i not watching this shit
explain
is this good? can you agree on this for the most part?
It's revealed that the ship he was sent to earth in as been telling him for years that he's above humans and should kill them all so it's closer to the sayian "send babies to planets to destroy them and then swoop in later to finish up for Freeza" and further away from a random alien being sent away to save him and exploring the human condition of ultimate power corrupts ultimately.
Is that "100 pubescent girls touching themselves" video kino?
YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US
neat
they are degenerates
I bet you unironically revere Jordan Peterson.
It's neither. He doesn't have a fap dungeon, although his porn stash has both pics of hot chicks in bikinis and mild guro stuff like anatomical pictures and pics of parasites infecting tissue.
have sex
These digitals shall CLEANSE THIS SIN!!
Cringe. Not dragon ball
they are scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point
wtf this isn't sneed
Movie was legitimately unsettling desu.
>Why do leftists worship sex?
Western women are nothing but an assortment of self-cleaning holes, sex is all they have.
checked
exactly
wasted af my nigga
Having him flip because alien spaceship voices was wack. I would much have preferred if they actually gave him a legit reason to hate his parents, humans, the world.
was he raised by a single mother?
sneed
>James Gunn
>film about a sexually frustrated 12-year-old boy
Wow, I bet everyone's feeling real good about defending him from those pedo accusations, huh?
Way to cool
how is dc not suing the shit out of this?
its just the bump in the night short story from DCs House of Horror?
that said i enjoyed it. didnt expect much and i love shlocky horror trash
jerkloose and giving tree tweets are based
fucking BASED
wasn't shlocky enough
I wanted more, but on a 7 million $ capeshit budget, I understand why. Then again with just a 7 million budget, that they will make back 20 times over, that meant they could have taken more risks instead of playing it (kinda) safe.
Name the Jew or just fuck off, if you have not named them already that is.
His mom finds fap material, anatomical charts and gore pics stashed under his mattress.
Superman is nothing more than a jewish fantasy, whose purpose was to subvert one of man's most powerful archetypes: The Hero.
I've come to realize that white women genuinely have nothing to offer outside of their vaginas.
At least some Asian women produce interesting/fucked up shit instead of just existing to be fuckdolls or whine about stupid shit. When they want media for women they just go out and make their own shit instead of whining until someone gives them shit.
Even the mangaka for Fullmetal Alchemist is a chick.
True. Fuck James Gunn. He probably changed the real origin of Starlord because he is jewish.
Not adding "white" to the title. (((They)))re getting sloppy
Was it all just an excuse for James Gunn to film a 12 year old with his shirt off?
>and it's worrying to see it subverted this way
This isn't even new. DC themselves have done plenty of evil Superman stories and this movie isn't even really Superman
t. virgin
shoo incel
or you're just a paranoid incel
monster fish-man and evil witch with the truth rope sound fun though
It's an essential part of maturity growing up.
Having sex leads to better social skills and less angst, which leads to you getting the social skills and connections necessary to a better job. This lets you have income which makes you desirable for a permanent spouse and raising a family.
The lack of sex of white incels is THE core reason they're not only resentful and bitter, but also manchildren who stay at mommys and watch anime all day like 12 year olds
>he doesn't know
all of hollywood is pedo
based reddit false flag
>Sex is below money
All aspects of civilization exist to get sex. If sex didn’t exist, like we reproduced via mitosis, then money wouldn’t either.
Why did we start gathering food? For sex. Why did we start cooking food? So we could have more time for sex. Why did we build shelters and live in caves? So we could have more sex. Why did we establish monogamy? So more people could have more sex. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT JAMES GUNN LOVES MOS
/OUR GUY/
twitter.com
You realize that’s saying America is a Jewish fantasy, right?
>I would much have preferred if they actually gave him a legit reason to hate his parents, humans, the world
What’s bothering is they felt “is 12” wasn’t enough.
Yikes Satan chill with the reddit
>normalfags are so obsessed with incels that they have started writing fanfiction about it
[Spoiler]did you notice Crimson Bolt in that lineup? That was kino as fuck[/spoiler]
>backs off and yelps "EWWW", calls him a pervert in front of everyone over the assumption he was in her room
Fucking roastie got what she deserved
the incel hates to be named and cries out when you do so
They hate it so much they lurk forums named "incel forums."
this is your brain on /pol/
the comics did evil superman almost as soon as normal superman was a thing
>You realize that’s saying America is a Jewish fantasy, right?
America has no precedent, historical or otherwise. It is a rootless country, lacking both unified culture or volk: a perfect haven for the Jews.
Sneedian digits and feedpilled
The Age of Shota draws near.
thats why i dont bother with spoiler tags.
half the time they dont work
wtfamireading.bmp
Retarded newfag you have to go back
user capitalized spoiler the first time. That's why it didn't work. It's case sensitive.
That's the parasite telling the host that they're one and the same.
>When they want media for women they just go out and make their own shit instead of whining until someone gives them shit.
Y'know, now that I think about it, can anyone think of a piece of media made by a white woman that appeals to boys/men?
I can't really think of, well, any.
It's all just made for women, girls, or women with the maturity level of girls.
It seems the story of Ultraman and Superwoman, at the end of the film has reference to Aquaman and Wonder Woman
I'd relieve some of his frustration if you get what I mean
>"Like, why do you care about stuff bro? Just turn your brain off and numb yourself with fleeting, carnal, dopamine hits"
Literally Jewish mind control for the masses; it's not a coincidence that pornography is run by Jews:
reason.com
Hopefully we'll get this scene in one of the sequels
The cam version cut out the credits
>reports on the existence of other malevolent superpowered individuals like Brandon Bryer/Brightburn such as "a half-man, half-fish sea creature" who attacks fishing boats in the South China Sea and a "witch woman" who likes to strangle people with her rope. A red-suited, lightning-bolt hero also appears as well.
That's fucking cheap. I understand ripping off the Superman rural bumfuck murrica Kansas story because it's real Americana, I can understand it. But all of them?
May be also the original story of Superman, Kingdom of Superman that he is the villain and governs the Earth
It would be curious to see the sequel with 3 teens characters proclaiming themselves the owners of the world
Crime Syndicate of America
Crime Syndicate of America
dickhead
read the fucking thread
He was sent off in a space ball to conquer a planet as a baby. Brightburn is the most faithful live action Dragonball movie yet.
Hence why Superman is literally the personification of America.
It's because they have no interests or hobbies.
Sex and shitty sex-filled TV is all they know.
Is warner associated with this movie in any way? I don't see how this could be possible if they aren't
You're reaching incredibly far with your Brightburn headcanon right now, but I'll allow it.
>it’s okay to play with your penis little boy
What did James Gunn mean by this?
>I'm going to the seed store
Was this a subtle nod?
holy shit, Gunn should be blacklisted from hollywood for this shit
>self-cleaning
I wish
It’s kinda hard to copyright “alien with superpowers.” The descriptions of evil aquaman and evil Wonder Woman kinda underline this further.
That doesnt make him "/ourguy/" you redditard newfag
Or it’s stating that Superman is literally “America: the superhero.”
Clearly joking, but I guess some retards can’t discern jokes from reality
It does. Think "Call him a cab."
Sucks for Rosanne. I guess mean do have it better, huh?
you stupid
I assumed they were going to establish the CSA in sequels and have a tie in with the DC movies, didn't realize it was just some ripoff
So you don’t watch movies.
sup reddit
>Granted I'm sure its better than Chronicle
It’s much worse than Chronicle. It actually suffers from a lot of the same problems as Man of Steel in terms of the main character being emotionally distant and unrelatable. It’s a solid premise, but it plays more like a generic horror film about a spooky scary kid than a genuine “what if Superman went the other way” kind of story.
>Watch movie
>boils down to 'Super heroes' Bad"
bravo gunn
You don’t get dc comics rights for 7 million.
And it’s funny because literally everyone knows what this movie is, despite its lack of rights.
Except for the people saying this is ACKSHUALLY dbz.
sneed
>watch movie
>it boils down to “superpowers + kids =\= Super hero”
It’s kinda what man of steel was supposed to be, but everyone lacked the testicular fortitude to actually make that movie.
Bravo Snyder
Not really. It didn’t even really explore the superhero angle in any meaningful way. If you got rid of the cape and symbol this would play like any other scary kid movie.
>have SuperChad strength to impress the girls
>can rob a thousand banks in one day; grills are impressed by your money
>if that fails you can rape whoever you want and nobody could stop you
>they can't even put you in jail for it
yeah I'm sure he's real sexually frustrated kek
also this, they're sexualizing a 12 year old boy. Wtf would happen if they did this with a little girl? I don't even think I masturbated for the first time until I was 13.
Yes imagine a 12 year actually realizing that no, he really DOESN'T have to listen to his parents and there really is no one that can punish or stop him. By the time he starts feeling bad about killing his adoptive parents it's too late; they are already dead. And since now he doesn't have an emotional anchor he just gets even worse without anyone to bring him back down to earth.
>“superpowers + kids =\= Super hero”
Gay.
He was so cute. I want to hug and kiss him so bad
Yes, Shazam is a fantasy movie. Your point?
VADE RETRO SATANA
american psycho movie
How many times do you think he's already diddled his movie's adolescent star?
Is it possible to be sexually frustrated at 12 years old?
Zero, and no one believes you believe otherwise.
>is it possible to enter puberty at 12?
Yes. Yours was delayed because you were fat.
literally all superhero movies are fantasy movies user.... did... did you not know that superheroes don't real? Superman is also fantasy. 12-year-old horny Supermanboy is some sick pedo's fantasy.
based and also fat
wasn't The Matrix made by two transwomen?
Based on a book, doesn't count.
I'm talking about something originally created by them.
For example, the FMA manga was originally created by a woman, it's not some adaptation.
Did you realize you’re kinda dumb? The subtext of the conversation you jumped into was “REAL” kids. Not these santized fantasies of childhood Hollywood always comes up with.
Trannies aren't women and they weren't even trannies when they made it.
>t. seething Yea Forumscuck
>sexually frustrated 12 year old
>writer obsessed about the sexuality of a 12 year old
>website chimps the fuck out if you have an ad blocker
fuck dailybeast, fuck that faggot writer, fuck niggers, and fuck hollywood pedo jews
>Hey, what if Superman...was bad?
>oh man thats deep 10/10
I wanna fuck lactatia!
If you saw this unexpectedly and struck it, even shot it, I don’t think a jury would convict you. It’s frightening on a primal level. It genuinely looks like a nightmare.
Tell that to Roseanne
was literally responding to
>“superpowers + kids =\= Super hero”
what "real" kid has superpowers again?
kthx
Wow, victim blaming? You have to believe all sexual assault accusations until proven innocent. That's the new social rule.
live action Junji Ito is looking good
at least we get Alex (Jones) Luthor and Crimson Bolt
Probably because he was in her room
So that’s a “no” on realizing your kinda dumb.
There's also a grey alien in a cape.
The lightning bolt dude is Crimson Bolt from Super, who's probably going to be this universe's version of Batman since he has no powers.
I didn't ask for stuff made by women m8, I asked for stuff aimed at boys and/or men made by women.
There’s no allegations. Just a troma director confusing tastelessness for wit.
This will never not make me rage
if you scroll through the list you’ll find examples of that
I don't see a single one made by a white woman.
Not the other user, but I scrolled through it and I found no film made by a white woman aimed at boys or men.
amy heckerling
agnes varda
claire denis
sofia coppola
there’s also the obvious example of harry potter, a piece of media created by a white woman that appealed to lots of boys
Name the movies m8, because Faces Places most definitely isn't aimed at men or boys.
And then subsequently ruined for most boys and remade to appeal more to women because, like most white women, JK Rowling hates men.
At least Hiromu Arakawa doesn't constantly try to shit on her target audience.
Wasted and faggotpilled
does harry potter not meet your specifications? all you said was a piece of media created by a white woman that appeals to boys/men. there you go
Unfortunately it no longer appeals to boys and is instead made for women.
i guess star wars never appealed to boys or men in the 70s and 80s either
brightburn was awful and should've been a miniseries rather than a 1.5 hour movie, the writing in the movie was also dogshit and cringe-worthy
I kind of sort of love him with all my heart.
It did, but it's been ruined now and instead aims to appeal to girls.
Usually white girls.
Again, white women can't really make media that's made for boys, all media that they're involved in is either already made for (white) women or will be ruined in order to appeal to (white) women.
The same can not be said of many other women (most notably Asians).
so it sounds to me like jk rowling, a white woman, did in fact create an original piece of media that appealed to boys
And then subsequently ruined it to appeal to other white women because, like all white women, she hates men and boys.
Guys
can I get a link to a good torrent or at least a working streaming site, i really want to watch this movie
There is nothing creepier to normal people than a spergy white incel. Everyone knows these kids are cowardly weak betas but if you give them even the littlest bit of power they'd go on a murder spree
t. Seething virgin
she hates boys so much thst she made a boy the titular protagonist and a man is now the protagonist of the spinoff series
Now for something much more funny.
>sexually frustrated 12 year old
so is this guy a gay pedo, or just a pedo?
what if he bred with Overgirl?
so what are the chances that hes on a watch list?
She made a boy the protagonist 35 years ago.
Then she dropped all that and started trying to appeal more to (white) women.
Chronicle was way better, although that's not really saying much.
great, alex jones lives in this faggot's head.
I replayed crysis 2 and luaghed at the alex jones radio guy thay kept popping up.
the asshurt this has caused makes it all worth it
blessed shitposter
WOW lol
Whole credits scene
files.catbox dot moe/tg2kne.mkv
Here’s how you fix the movie.
>scene comes where the dad mentions how Brandon has never bled
>mom mentions how he got cut on the spaceship
>jump to part of movie where dad takes Brandon camping
>instead of dad taking him mom decides to take him because she can’t stand the way dad is acting
>Brandon kills the mom in the woods
>dad essentially becomes batman and uses weapon made from the spaceship
Would have been better if it was dolphin porn.
I understand you're not going to spend your small budget on credits mayhem and setup when the audiences are already walking out, but goddamn. Give me something. I wanted to see some genocide.
so the Story of Goku if he didnt bump his head? Real creative Gunn
man, you're a really shitty writer.
goku's origin is a superman knockoff, my dimwitted friend.
>Marvel decides to go back on firing Gunn for no reason a few months later his film is released
Hmm its such a weird coincidence
This, a miniseries would have helped his concept a lot more
BASED GET
You’re just a faggot if you don’t want to see not Papa Kent turn into batman abs kill not Clark as a kid.
>rootless country
>99% of its population for the majority of its history were white europeans.
Dad was probably the best character in the flick, even if none of them made any real sense with how quickly everyone turned on eachother.
Still: "He's not our son, he's some thing we found in the fucking woods!!" is the realest and best line in the movie.
Wtf?
>dude it would be so epic don't be a faggot
must be 18 to browse Yea Forums
Jews created Superman tho
implying that kid isnt getting dicked on the regular
I'm blown away with Bautista's script, what a magnificent signature.
He humilitiated him and as such was demoted from gf to harem slave.
Bro...you just posted cringe.
Stop replying to obvious bait.
you really believe Yea Forums isn't filled with retards?
THOSE FUCKING MANTIS THIGHS
is it kino?
...
That's not even remotely close to what I mean, give me the Man
>that scene where Brandyn shoots his laser eyes directly into his fathers eyes, and you see his skin and bone slowly melting, turning into plasma, and the dad's screams turning from exhaling to the sound of steam and evaporating fluids
Literally THE coolest scene I've ever fucking seen. So much so it almost turns me on.
is he the most redpilled director in Hollywood?
Are there 12 year olds that *aren’t* sexually frustrated?
I want that Invincible show to be good....but I have zero hope
I really hope this is real kek
who the fuck thinks of sexualizing a 12 year old boy? Nick Schager should be immediately fired and be paid a visit by the FBI, fucking disgusting pig.
At least there is reverse rape in invincible.
I honestly hope that more zoomers start realizing their parents are faggots and start rebelling like this. Imagine having a father like that. Any rational child would reject him and his gay fucking lifestyle.
inverting ur expeectations
Give me the greentext summery f@m
Mother??
I haven't watched the film but I think the premise would be better if instead of him being inherently evil, he became evil due to failings of his parents in raising him.
>hey guys
>u guys
>srsly
>u guys
>what if superman was brought up by trailer trash instead of a loving farming family?
>little boys should be sexually active
What?
>Satanic trips
Yeah, that's gonna be a yikes from me, you deceiver.
they already did that in Chronicle
With men, yes
I was masturbating and watching porn at 13. That included videos of bestiality that I would stumble across, and lactation videos. What kind of low test soiboy do you have to be that you weren't sexually active until years afterwards?
that's what man of steel was supposed to be. they just blew it.
>page not found
the greeks founded the greatest society on earth with that belief.
How did it end?
I remember dropping it after he has a daughter.
You cannot be more wrong.
Turning virgins into scapegoats. Being a virgin at age 12 means you're a sexually frustrated incel now.
>Being a virgin at age 12 means you're sexually frustrated
Corrected. We all were.
Then again if you didn't have girlfriends and awkwardly make out with girls in the bathroom by age 12 what the fuck kind of creep were you anyway? Did girls not like you?
why do redditards type like that? it's annoying to read
Fuck off retard. I mean, they tried to be good but say the first time he did something wrong ihs dad got real mad at him and maybe a little abusive. Of course the kid wasn't hurt physically but it affected him mentally. Then when because of that he does something a lil worse and his dad realises he can't control him (or rather, gives up on hope for parenting him) and shows fear of the son, rather than being a guiding hand. Then the kid ends up properly evil.
>they already did that in Chronicle
No they didn't?
? Not sure what you're getting at, Man of Steel had good parents with admittedly ambiguous teachings.
>Man of Steel had good parents
>be afraid and ashamed of your powers and who you are son, just like i am
>you're a good son