- The narrator is explicitly the Genie.
- Jafar meets Aladdin when Aladdin breaks into the royal castle to return Jasmine's mother's bracelet that she had lost.
- Jafar never masquerades as an old man. Instead he bribes Aladdin with enough money to impress Jasmine.
- Jafar was a street urchin like Aladdin and was jailed in another country for stealing. Now he's manipulating the Sultan to declare war on that country.
- The Sultan is keen on marrying Jasmine to a dim-witted prince from a Norway-esque country to cement a military alliance.
- It's also implied Jafar killed Jasmine's mother to ingrain himself to the Sultan.
- Iago can only mimic like a real parrot. His natural response are slightly off.
- Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
- You have to rub the lamp while making the wish, so Aladdin has Abu rub the lamp when he wishes to escape the Cave of Wonders, so technically the Genie granted Abu a wish.
- Nobody recognizes Prince Ali as Aladdin because the wish warps perception, but it weakens over time.
- The Genie falls in love with Jasmine's handmaiden Dalia.
- Jafar only becomes a sorcerer after he wishes for it. He also turns Iago into a giant instead of turning himself into a snake.
- Jafar threatens Dalia and the Sultan to force Jasmine to marry him.
- Throughout the movie Jafar is triggered by people saying he's only second best at something. Aladdin tells him this in regards to the Genie, so he wishes to become the most powerful being in existance. The Genie exploits the vagueness of that wish and turns Jafar into a Genie himself, binding him to the lamp.
- The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
- It turns out the whole movie was the Genie telling the story to his and Dalia's children.
ALADDIN - Differences Between Cartoon & Live-Action
She's about as brown as Gemma Arterton was in prince of persia.
lol this sounds like utter shit
that tone is called "right brown"
Is harem/slave Jasmine scene any different?
>Not a single change for the better
You'd think they make at least one out of sixteen.
That scene is not in the movie
Also will smift plays the genie in this one on a count of robin williams being dead
Yikes. Progress is lame.
left or right?
The right was amazing, though ditched the genie outfit a little quick.
Right.
Amazing how they did all in their hands to make it worse
Arterton is somewhat swarthy but they obviously tanned her up for that film.
I wonder who the complaints were made by, ugly roasties no doubt.
Sounds shit but pic related is a babe who deserves anal.
>Left: could reasonably imagined to be of royal upbringing
>Right; Daughter of some peasant about to shoot a porno
Depends really. Do you want to suspend disbelief or a quick wank.
lmao there was a girl in the Aladdin porn parody game named Dalia
You can be titillated without needing to wank user.
They should have just gotten arterton to do it.
>"Sultana"
lol
>-It turns out the whole movie was the Genie telling the story to his and Dalia's children.
So he becomes human?
is that the girl from brooklyn 99
The most obvious one; they cast a white girl as Jasmine.
Sounds terrible. I actually want them to change things, but it's like they went out of their way to make it worse.
Rotten Tomatoes: Change the Audience review rules. We're going to make these movies work damnit!
Jesus Christ so there's no giant evil snake? That was like the only thing I was looking forward to since Jasmine is never in a hot outfit.
Saw it the other night, its not terrible, but not great either. Will Smith and the guy who plays Aladdin are not very good at singing.
This.
Based
I bet you like making lists, don't you
>So he becomes human?
Yes
It makes no sense at all because the wish was specifically that he becomes free, but then he becomes human because I guess that's what happens to genies that become free or whatever. It's never explained, but it's the only way for him and his forced love interest to have children, and since Jews want to elevate the negro in every aspect of life so as to encourage miscegenation, he turns human.
Also Jafar never explicitly wished to be a genie, he wished to be the most powerful being in the universe, and Genie interprets for him so as to turn him into a genie, which is also stupid.
Also, Carpet was sent by Genie to The End of the World instead of Carpet just sneaking a ride to try to help Aladdin, violating the whole "can't use his magic without a wish" thing.
Also, Abu and Carpet were literally watching Aladdin drown to death when he was thrown into the ocean, and instead of helping him directly they tossed him the lamp so he could feebly try to summon Genie, as opposed to the original where Aladdin had the lamp hidden in his turban and it fell out when he was crawling around on ocean floor trying to find a way out. It was extremely jarring because we as viewers knew that Carpet and Abu saw him fall into the ocean, and we had no reason to believe Carpet couldn't save him since it's a FLYING CARPET, but they stood by and hoped a tied up Aladdin could manage to rub the lamp to bail him out of trouble. I guess Carpet can't fly in water? But that was never established so it ends up giving you this major "what the fuck" moment.
>marrying Jasmine to a dim-witted prince from a Norway-esque country
Literally what does that mean
The white men are dumb and lame ofc.
I'm glad nu-Disney is failing. I'm pretty sure they don't care anyway, isn't this all just to protect copyright on the characters etc?
It means they our women now white boi.
>giving Jafar a sympathetic backstory
I don't really think they did that at all. "I was a common thief" isn't really sympathetic.
I didn't completely hate it because at least it didn't actively detract from Jafar's motivations, but I certainly think it was stupid because they used it as justification for Jafar being able to steal the lamp from Aladdin after Jafar escaped the palace jail, when Jafar had absolutely no way of knowing he'd be able to find Aladdin in the city, nor even a reason to think Aladdin would be wandering the city and not just raw dogging Jasmine back at the palace.
What a shitty casting, she doesn't look arabic in the slightest. Fucking ruined the whole thing
>t irate arab
i want to eat the peanuts out of her shit
fucks sake, at least shes not white
She’s white. She belongs to us white boys.
>Jafar was jailed in another country for stealing. Now he's manipulating the Sultan to declare war on that country.
>a dim-witted prince from a Norway-esque country
I don't want to be a /pol/tard, I really don't, but for fuck's sake.
>- Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
>- The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
What's wrong with pointing out liberal wrongdoing?
Btw OP was giving them more credit than they're worth. They didn't use "Sultana," they literally just called her the Sultan. It's the English equivalent of calling the head female monarch a King.
>The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
Go fuck yourself, Disney. Jesus christ
is there a cam recording of the full prince ali song yet?
nice way of getting into al qaeda's kill list.
s-sauce on right?
Gina Valentina - I Dream of Gina
To be fair by being the daughter of the sultan she technically deserves the title of sultan
Im not dedending the sjw bullshit or the girl power garbage
But technically if shes the daugther of a "king" she should get the title of "Queen"
I mean, the movie sounds retarded regardless, but her becoming sultan is not that bad of itself
realistically she could have alladin as a puppet king an take her all the decisions.
but im sure the movie went all yass queen.
>setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless"
left is dignified, right is slutty. left everytime, don’t fall for the penis meme
desu movie was mostly good. Fun action sequences that weren't overdone, more character development than the original, everyone has clear motivations. Will Smith made a great genie, and all the other actors and actresses were good too.
A few problems I had
>Jafar and Jasmine have the exact same goal, which is to be Sultan. I don't know what's wrong with pursuing a love interest.
>Some of the lines had unclear meaning to people who didn't watch the original
>Everything in the opening happens too quickly for anyone to follow if you haven't seen the original
I pick the cartoon instead.
kek jesus christ
man what the fuck. Disney used to put so much attention to detail and now it's all gone down the shitter. I guess this what happenes when the entire workforce now comprises of retarded millenials. Boomers had many fualts but they also had their positives.
left also shows the degree of wealth, connections and servants she has. all those adornments on the clothing take time and effort to put there, and then to keep it clean would take a huge amount of time; it's not the only one she would have, either.
the right is just a lazy attempt at a vague "middle eastern" theme but is just a 2-piece swimsuit. it's shit.
t. retard
open a fucking history book, even a middle school history book would suffice.
Yeah it did. Nu-Jasmine aspires to be the new Sultan because muh people or whatever, and she gets to be because Nu-Sultan is all "Woah man you're such a strong independent woman, you should be Sultan now lol" and then she is.
Should've fucking called the movie "Jasmine"
jesus christ imagine what they are gonna do with lion king. nala will make some power moves and take over as pride leader unironically would basically mirror real life lion packs
And dont forget hyenas.
There's so much autotune in the movie.
youtube.com
What the fuck? I usually stick with Metacritic and the critic/audience score for Aladdin is pretty consistent. What did they change at RT to so heavily skew the result?
And that's a good thing
So they cut the best parts of the animation?
wow. Can't say I'm surprised
She's part white/paki
wow!
are there magical genies in lamps and flying carpets in the history books too?
>Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
Yep, into the trash it goes
Allah forbid you have any daughters
No one asked for this. It's clearly a tax write-off. Discussing it is pointless. It's a production for the sake of giving people something to do and a blip on the radar for discussion. Stop making threads for it.
The correct title is Sultana.
She's too white looking. Looks like a white girl with a tan. Young Indira varma would have been perfect, she's mixed too.
Reminder that Aladdin is Chinese in the book.
White men are dumb and boring, young impressionable white girls. You want a cool brown man!
>that last part
*smacks lips* hol' up.
kek
They are probably mughal
I prefer the animated Jasmine.
You're only allowed to vote if you've seen the movie and paid for the ticket, because they have to verify it.
fake news, they did this to stop drunk guests from groping the employee that pretends to be jasmine
>amerimutts have never even heard about هزار و يک شب
>compare movie to a cartoon when the story is hundreds of years old
but are her nipples brown?
Thanks, now I don't have to watch that garbage.
>No giant snake
Disney insists really hard on ruining their villains in these live action remakes, don't they? Is it because everyone loved the villains in the animated versions and that made them "problematic"? They already ruined Maleficent, Gaston and Jafar, and Scar is up next on the chopping block.
>The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
Any muslim anons here? What do you make of this?
I look at this image and it just screams "arabface," for lack of any better word. They should have casted less non-Middle Easterners
Speaking of hyenas, their females have a flap of skin that closely resembles male genitalia. I wonder if the movie addresses that.
Emma Watson's autotuned voice ruined Beauty and the Beast. Hire some fucking competent singers for God's sake.
>- The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
I shouldn't have expected anything else then this. Bravo Disney, bravo.
Why is Jasmine a poo in loo? Shouldn't she be Iranian? They have notoriously hated each other for many centuries.
except no one would care about the story of it weren't for Disney's cartoon, that's why its the frame of reference
based
>WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEE
She's too perfect to exist in reality.
You might have an argument there if we weren't talking about an intentional remake of the Disney cartoon.
desu Lea Salonga not having a solo in the original was a crime
>no Jafar snake
Boo!
I don't disagree with you.
I don't understand why they don't just dub the voice with a different singer.
Yeah I really hated all the niggers running around in the movie. During the new rendition of One Jump Ahead, some Shaniqua baboon bitch comes out of nowhere with her nappy hair to "O nO U DI-DNNNNT MMhMMM" at a random guard chasing after Aladdin and all I could think of is "Wait, aren't we supposed to be somewhere between China and the Middle East? Ethiopia is pretty far from there." It was jarring.
>a black wishes to become free
>gets transformed into a human
subtle redpill
Better question, why isn't Aladdin Chinese like in the book?
based and classpilled
i wonder when the arabs plan on doing that
it's shit
t. ahmed abdul mohammad al-islam
Just came back, saw it with my wife as a date.
Sat next to a young family with a little boy about 5 to 7, he danced during some of the numbers and cheered when the good guys won.
Great movie, lots of fun to watch if you're not some pseudo aficionado about the original movie or the historical accuracy.
Small changes, almost negligible. Prince Ali enterence song was amazing, beautiful colours.
Will smith truly made Genie his own.
Does Woll Smoth rap "you aint never had a friend like me"?
No he sings. There are some black elements but they work well because Will Smith is delivering them.
It's this weird hip hoppy jive version of it. It wasn't bad in and of itself, and in my opinion the CGI effects made it one of the better scenes in an otherwise awful movie, but the nigger cannot sing worth a damn, no matter how much autotune he gets.
This actually worked well. The movie does not address who would be Sultan after he dies. While in the cartoon maybe it is assumed that Jasmine would take over, in this it's just more explicit.
Move on dick bag it's a goddam kids movie. He does fine. I hope you keep stupid opinions like this to yourself and not go telling people in real life that you're mad about CGI in a disney movie.
>nigger
Fuck off.
Does it really fucking matter? I watched the original for the first time last night and it fucking sucked. Bland songs, shit story, main character is a dumbass, Jasmine is a whiny cunt despite having everything, the Genie is just sad to watch cause we all know it’s a coke-riddled suicidally depressed washed-up comedian shouting in a padded room,
Jafar is a faggot with a generic as fuck motivation, and the animation is shit tier for Disney standards. Fuck Aladdin.
do a flip fag
What could have been
>Being such a stupid nigger you can't read
I said the CGI was GOOD you dumb mudblood. Get your monkey paws off the keyboard and take a second to read before responding, you antiquated farm equipment.
No, the CGI in You Aint Never Had A Friend Like Me is one of the best parts. In fact, I'm very disappointed because you can tell that they kind of blew their load there, because the rest of the movie is so bereft of CGI that would have enhanced Genie's actions, most notably during Prince Ali where the only magic he uses is to make a tranny joke, which in fairness I am impressed that they felt they could do with it being Current Year and all. But for the most part of Prince Ali, Genie just kind of stands around jiving in place, as opposed to the original where he used disguises and magic to actively try to convince the crowd that Prince Ali was some foreign badass prince that was a huge deal. Here, he just kind of tells them.
It's a terrible kids movie because it's a worse version of the original. Deal with it, nigger.
Compare to mulan or hercule and its close but compare to lilo and the lion iking its far its like a 7 .
That said, Never had a friend like me is a top five Disney song
When you can literally see the paid shills enter the thread.
>It's a terrible kids movie because it's a worse version of the original.
This is an actual quote from this board. An adult male wrote these words and felt he was profound. Sad fuckin state, Yea Forums, sad as hell.
>Like literally I can't even omigosh
Consider suicide desu fampai
Where in does it even remotely come off as paid shillery in any way?
Salty bitch.
Aladdin is Chinese and Jafar is a Berber in the original story, but people only seem to care about appropriation if it applies to the most obnoxious races of all (Arab, African, etc.).
>Gets mad over someone saying nigger on the internet
>Accuses someone else of salt
k
Reality can only be ignored for so long.
Just watched with the wife. She loves capeshit and Disney live action remakes. The movie has a few good moments but it's not that good.
It feels that they accelerated the dancers during the musical scenes to save time. It's jarring to look at. That's not how actual humans move.
The You ain't have a friend like me is the best sequence by far.
I just wish I went to see John Wick instead of this shit but such is the married life.
>gets mad
Oh I'm not mad. That was more of an expression of disgusting at your vapid e-persona. You honestly sound like a little bitch tossing out nigger for no good reason at all.
k nigger
You sound like even more of a bitch trying to censor people
Are there any actual “funny” moments in the movie? Even chuckle worthy?
Nah I remember being at Disneyland one time and some drunk dad was hitting on a "Jasmine" pretty aggressively. I told him to step off (he did) and she muttered "thanks, I hate playing Jasmine."
I would imagine that shit used to happen all the time to her and others that played her as well. You basically have some chick dressed like some middle eastern concubine walking around being forced to smile at anyone and everyone.
What did they think was going to happen?
>telling someone they're a litttle internet bitch is censoring
Why the fuck are you sensetive?
I don't really like Will Smith as a comedian in this movie, and the other bits of comedy come from Aladdin's actor who is also kind of subpar, so not really imo. Iago was eliminated as a character and is just a regular parrot now, so basically all the comedy comes from those two.
The main avenues of comedy come from,
>Haha the white chick wants black dick LOL!
>Haha Aladdin is awkward and cringeworthy LOL!
>Haha Will Smith is black and also cool LOL!
>Haha the white guy wants to score with Jasmine LOL!
It's all so tiresome.
Are brown girls the pratrician choice?
Who the fuck puts the "After" on the left?
No midriff no watch
Based and tummypilled
Does this part actually happen?
Jafar does tell her she should be seen and not heard and the movie uses this to play into a new solo song where Jasmine sings about having a vagina and she aint gunna shut up anymore, yes.
Can't believe they stole from CollegeHumor.
The whole thing is her flapping her roast beaf lips because HURR I'M A GUURRRRL YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO BE QUIET!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I honestly considered just leaving the theater at that point. Should have figured nuDisney kikes would give you nostalgia on a platter with their shit smeared all over it.
imagine being such a negro you think being a light skinned northern indian makes you white
Imagine living your life like this.
>Just turn your brain off bro LOL
left....
And these people in the media will shit out articles trashing old Jasmine for wearing rebellious clothes and wanting to escape palace life instead of hurr durr I want to rule over everyone
samefag
they put the soundtrack up on disneyvevo's official youtube channel already
>The whole thing is her flapping her roast beaf lips because HURR I'M A GUURRRRL YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO BE QUIET!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
disgusting but funny
Her mother was. It's where they got the tiger from.
Good stories are invincible. Thank God Disney cannot tell a good story.
The whole thing leading up to the temper tantrum was literally Jafar telling her to shut the fuck up.
Oh my god.. is that a MOLE? GET THAT THING OUTTA HERE! OUT OUT OUT
the chinese
And into the trash it goes.
- Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
Why do they always try to push modern values on old-timey cultures? It's never been done because it's the fucking Middle Ages. You wanna show progressive values, you do something in the present or future. Don't be a weak-ass cheat.
How do you verify that. Also what does this mean for straight to Netflix movies
TASH SULTANA IS A FAIRLY TALENTED DYKE NGL
AT LEAST INSTRUMENTALLY
youtube.com
TOO BAD NU JASMINE HAS NO NOTABLE TRAITS OTHER THAN BEING A TIRED FEMINIST CARICATURE
>While in the cartoon maybe it is assumed that Jasmine would take over
It's implied that whoever marries Jasmin is going to be Sultan. That's why she is so sought after. No other royal family is mentioned and Jasmin is of course not going to be the ruler since that's more ridiculous than flying rugs. Even Disney knew that. Got to have some connection with reality and the setting of the story
>the fucking guard captain actually looks like a great Jafar
Why the fuck are casting directors doing this shit? Not the first time I've seen a terribly cast character and the best actor for the part in the same production.
kek wtf is this critique. You are way too obviously a disney employee using their provided "discussion points" wtf.
>I told him to step off (he did) and she muttered "thanks, I hate playing Jasmine."
lol this never happened
I'd say that I like the change of having Jafar being originally a streetrat like Aladdin. Creates more dynamic and parallels between them, as well as mirroring how both have animal companions that are very intelligent.
Stories...like Bran the Broken's.
>no touch gold rule still applies
>second later Abu fucking hops and stumbles all over a bunch of coins
>no consequences
Jesus Christ as if the forced feminism, utter lack of any animation, and Hayden Christensen tier acting wasn't enough they can't even follow established rules in the same fucking scene.
Just got back from it. I liked it. It has problems to be sure but it does have a fun energy to it.
Yeah I agree with this. Everyone's talking about Jasmine's changes, but Jafar's character is changed just as much if not more, and positively in my opinion.
Christ, Disney didn't even spend money on shills this time. Same exact post style as every other shill who "liked" it.
Have fun
Watching the camrip now. Only fun I'm having is laughing at the fucking shoestring production value and Jasmine's obvious autotune.
Make an effort, Disney. You have the money.
I love ginas chubby toes
Imagine the smell
...which Disney just did in Endgame as well.
fucking this
>The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
This is so stupid and obviously made for a female audience, but who cares, this shit is made for kids.
>Disney princess breaking character
If anything their handler would’ve said something. Bullshit lie to the max you 17 year old larping dipshit
how much longer until she is a single mother?
>paper underwater
>I want to be the most powerful being in the universe!
>More powerful than you!
>genie just turns him into a regular genie instead of whatever godlike being logically chained the genie in the first place
This script is almost intentionally retarded. All they had to do was not make jafar specify that he wanted to be stronger than a genie. How hard was that?
What the fuck I love Jafar now?
And duck Disney for trying to be woke for making a woman sultan.
>you are the future of agrabah
>muslims in the theater instantly laughing
Kek the cam edition had the best joke in the movie.
>Actor broke character to thank her white knight
Yeeeah, naaaah, yer a cunt
apparently this is a more "folklore conforming" version of a genie:
youtu.be
>they don't snap their fingers and shit magically happens, they're just superhuman, not "conjurors".
it would be interesting to have something like this instead.
They're also fucking evil and are in chains for a reason.
No one was Chinese in the book you dumb nigger. It was an Arab fable whose characters were Arab, had Arab names, and spoke Arabic. It just took place in a fictional city "far to the East" inhabited bt Arabs, they weren't slant eyes. If you read it you'd know that.
it was literally set in Cathay (ancient China) not "somewhere far to the East", but you'd know that if you actually read it.
Only if they look like Korra (which is impossibru)
Here's the thing, guys. Yes, the tales did take place in ancient China, but the author chose this setting for the same reason modern fantasy authors use fictional settings: to stir the readers imagination of far of lands.
And like fantasy settings, the author's vision of Cathay was basically just Arabia but with different towns.
So yes, Aladdin was Chinese, but he was a very fucking Arabic chink.
Which history books should I look up about magical fantasy Arabia, retard?
You have to buy the ticket through Fandango, which owns Rotten Tomatoes.
You just know...
You guys are counting Indians as white now if they are pretty?
Differences with original cartoon aside.
This didn't feel like a Guy Pierce movie, the direction and tone just feels off.
Other irritating shit:
>wooden acting by everyone; Aladdin especially looks fucking awkward, and shows that his only acting talent is shuffling his feet and stiffly delivering lines
>Numan Acar, who plays the captain of the guard (pic related), is the perfect Jafar and doesn't have the part: criminal miscasting
>Even the Sultan looks more like Jafar here, and looks nothing like a jolly old santa; he also forces gravitas and has no hint of an absent mind
>Agrabah is tiny and the palace is, too; looks like a cheap stage
>Cave of Wonders doesn't move, still speaks; lights in its eyes and mouth flicker to the words
>establish that they must touch nothing but the lamp; seconds later Abu trips and stumbles on a pile of gold and nothing happens
>all action sequences are horrifically shortened
>all songs are clumsily autotuned to death, and it's especially apparent with Jasmine and Genie
>Genie in general is terribly handled; Smith was given zero creative freedom and just apes Robin Williams's ad libs
>the direction, cinematography, and pacing are so poor it's like Guy Richie didn't even try, and he probably didn't
>Aladdin drowning and Genie trying to get him to wish himself out of there is utterly butchered, and insecure about the genie rules (a recurring theme that cancels itself by the climax--see below), the soundtrack kicks in like the lamp floating down is a fucking superhero
>Jafar specifies that he wants to be a more powerful being than the genie (and it makes sense that whatever chained genies would be that being), genie turns him into a regular genie anyway, utterly disregarding all the unnecessary establishment of the unnecessarily strict and numerous wish rules
This movie was bad even for a children's flick. It wanted to be fun but refused to let itself have any. The only chuckle out of the theater from the camrip I watched came from the sultan telling Jasmine that the future was female. Absolutely pathetic movie, and I'm glad I didn't pay for it.
Why is he talking like Frank Zappa?
Darren wouldn't have hesitated to kill that teacher.
I guarantee you Guy Richie didn't give a single fuck about this movie and stopped at close enough probably every single scene.
>Jafar is a faggot with a generic as fuck motivation
Agreed, I think the remake gave Jafar better motivations. Disagree with most of the rest, especially the genie he's funny as hell.
>I’m so retarded my brain cannot view a woman without instantly ree’ing and temper tantrum leaving the kinoplex
Get help. Have sex.
B&R
>anyone who disagrees with me is a shill
Maybe the treasure has to be held for a certain amount of time? It's a fantasy movie lol.
Look at the writing styles of everyone who thought this shitpile was "pretty good". It's either one very autistic samefag or a shill campaign, and Disney is absolutely OK with shilling.
I thought it was pretty good. Eat my ass.
And you're wrong. Post proof from the book. It's no different then ancient Greeks in the Odyssey.
>And you're wrong.
About what exactly?
In the canon Jasmine is 14
I don't know why people are flipping out over this shit - it's not a particularly far-fetched story.
it was better than the cartoon desu. like u have to realize u were like 8 when u saw the original and you were retarded
It's garbage. Live action didn't make it less garbage.
It kind of is because Disney Princesses are not allowed to speak out of character at all. If they do they could legit lose their job.
t. wife is a disney nerd
that's a rare fucking pepe
She was in character and on the clock. She has to be at all times. Sure, Jasmines probably do hate it, but their jobs depend on them not showing it or indulging a Yea Forums NEET's white knight advances.
he has a bird though
She's not going to lose her job if she mutter a short sentence under her breath to a stranger with no affiliation to her workplace. Do you know how long they have to vet and train their employees to make sure they fit the character and know their roles to a high enough standard? They're not going to fire her for thanking someone even if they did happen to overhear it. Have you nonces never had a boss before?
But belly dancing requires showing belly button, like it has been for centuries.
Heavenly
Nobody here believes you and nobody here ever will. You want somebody stupid enough to buy your bullshit, go to reddit.
>Now he's manipulating the Sultan to declare war on that country.
Kinda anti-semetic tbqh
oh no no no no no no no no no
Its so fucking low energy. Will just sounds like he's reading straight of the script.
>The Sultan is keen on marrying Jasmine to a dim-witted prince from a Norway-esque country
Man, they keep complaining about white people and when they get a non "whitewashed" movie with a fully brown/black cast they shove a random dumb straight white male.
Kek, I'd forgotten about that.
>Shaming on a Mongolian turtle punting forum
haha, nice!
>Stories are invincible
Yes, I'm stupid enough to prefer a story over a political change, how did you know?
>- Throughout the movie Jafar is triggered by people saying he's only second best at something. Aladdin tells him this in regards to the Genie, so he wishes to become the most powerful being in existance. The Genie exploits the vagueness of that wish and turns Jafar into a Genie himself, binding him to the lamp.
Wait so the Genie beats Jafar? Not Aladdin himself?
Why is he even in the movie then?
Jaffar being a young bimbo is what disgust me the most. I don't give a damn about all the rest.
The old and the ugly serve no purpose for current Hollywood, isn't it?
This makes me even more sad. They had someone, and yet they wouldn't bother just because people won't like to watch a movie that the main villain isn't a pretty face
>He also turns Iago into a giant
a giant what? Like a giant human or a giant parrot?
So basically only countries with fandango can vote?
giant parrot
>he still keeps going
Let me guess, you've never even been to a Disneyland before since everyone who did go at one points, knows that they never break their character under any circumstances and the on site security is trained to take care of dipshits you pretend to have her "rescued" from.
I'd recommend doing more research on the way Disney actually run their employees before making up stories.
aladdin trolling jafar into wishing the genie to turn him into a genie happened in the animation too you know
no one has said op bitch looks like quiet (joosten)
By 2100 Abraham Lincoln will have been transformed into Abranysha Lincoln. Mark my words.
>that baby Rajah with the wait what the fuck expression
Why do you /pol/tards have to ruin every thread here with your conspiracy nonsense?
I imagine Disney paid Guy Ritchie a fortune to direct this joke of a movie.
It's not just Disney Princesses you know, even other Disney characters aren't allowed to.
The original Aladdin was made as a vehicle for Robin Williams first and foremost.
Imagine remaking this after Williams has died tragically with someone who can't sing.
Why doesn't Disney just re-release these old films in cinemas again? This is what they used to do with their actual classic films.
>The old and the ugly serve no purpose for current Hollywood, isn't it?
Do you think they're doing this for the braindead masses in India and China? Americans love their character actors.
NO SLAVE JASMINE SCENE
I REPEAT SO SLAVE JASMINE SCENE
Don’t bother watching it guys.
They had one job to do. Thanks for the heads up user
NOT SEEING THIS BECAUSE JASMINE'S A COAL BURNER IN REAL LIFE, FUCK THAT POO WHORE!!!FACT!!!
>it's progressive
Phew, thanks for posting OP. Now I am not watching it for sure.
I think if they had put a scene earlier with the head where the head guard was shown being very loyal and treated well by Jasmine, the scene of her getting him to disobey Jafar would have worked better.
Still I think it was pretty enjoyable at times. Not as good as the original but my family really had fun with it so I give it 7/10.
That was the writing equivalent to the guy who snuck a dick onto the Little Mermaid box art.
>progressive take on old movie
>critics still hated it
Jesus christ this movie must be really bad
And it doesn’t work because after her big musical number Jafar just BTFO everyone with magic.
How do you think she got the part. She had to suck off smith inbetween scenes.
No, she's literally mixed race.
Is believe her as mixed/Arab before Naomi
>- Iago can only mimic like a real parrot. His natural response are slightly off.
DROPPED
Is it worth going to the kinoplex for?
57% on Rotten Tomatoes with Disney backing it is pretty bad.
Not quiet the same, it was nowhere near as lame as the live action film.
Qt
>- Jafar only becomes a sorcerer after he wishes for it. He also turns Iago into a giant instead of turning himself into a snake
they did the same thing in Maleficent
what is the SJW reason for not permitting awesome scenes?
Left
Right is a whore
very cute
abolish audience votes! mega-corps are immune to criticism!
>Why doesn't Disney just re-release these old films in cinemas again?
because they are littered with backwards and problematic themes that need to be consigned to the dust bin of history, you fucking nazi scum
No
Then why not include a shot of Iago spying on Aladdin? It makes no sense as is currently shot, and it wouldn't have been hard to film it in a way that it would make sense.
Any shots of Jasmine barefoot?
Why does Disney hate the midriff? WB seems to be embracing the midriff with both the Stargirl show and Huntress in BoP
Wow she had perfect skin
they're both christians. not surprised she fucks black guys, christians love mixing cultures/races.
They don't want to offend christcucks
She looks like a brown version of Sarah Michelle gellar
lmao this is so toothless and safe
How did a cartoon made in the 90s managed to be more adult than a modern live action flick
>Why doesn't Disney just re-release these old films in cinemas again? This is what they used to do with their actual classic films.
Because the live-action films turn a bigger profit than re-releasing the classic ones would.
That how he's always sounded in his music career.
Didn't happen.
Disney characters always have handlers nearby who help to regulate guest behavior, and can call security in who are never far off.
Basically every store in Disney has at least one plainclothed officer in or near it.
>Basically every store in Disney has at least one plainclothed officer in or near it.
That's nuts. You're always being watched in disneyworld huh
I would love for her to rub my lamp and make a genie cum out
You don't even know.
Every single ride basically has night vision cameras all over it.
Its basically a struggle to keep people from getting late night Haunted Mansion hand jobs.
>children don't deserve quality storytelling
neck yourself
BEFORE DISNEY TOOK ON THE CRUSADING ROLE OF SJW CURRENT-YEARIFYING EVERYTHING
THEY USED TO JUST CONSTANTLY REISSUE THEIR CARTOONS WITH DIFFERENT NAMED EDITIONS LIKE PLATINUM AND DIAMOND, IT WAS A SIMPLER SCHEME
FOR SURE THE GOD-MOUSE HAS FACIAL RECOGNITION AI PROCESSING ALL THE CAMERA FEEDS
NO MIDRIFFS YOU SEXIST SHITLORDS! WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
BE A GOOD MOUSEKETEER OR ELSE :^)
rubbing the lamp while wishing is equal to masturbating
Chill out dude.
If you really want to see a tummy that bad, just go find Ariel.
>thinking christcucks have held any power in hollywood over the last decade
Jasmine in 1992 had a midriff and no one complained. This is your "modern" audience at work.
Why add that requirement?
> THE LITTLE MERMAID (2020)
Why the fuck Jaffar wanted to invade another country so hard?
wtf
Guaranteed
its in the spoiler i was just comparing.
I'm not surprised about that, it's just I'm surprised they would even resort to having plainclothes security. Must cost a fortune especially since they're good enough to not be noticed.
this girl is genuinelly beautiful
yes
>user gets his white knight ass beat by Chad dad at Disney world
why cant disney just make funny cartoons anymore
Of course not.