Are you gonna say something clever?

>deleted scene has him fishing before the Red Wedding and the destruction of the Tullys
How would Tywin poetically kill other houses? Would he go gardening before dismantling the Tyrells?

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>Tywin moves against the Vale
>eats pigeon pie

DESPITE BEING

Go on

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Ah dun wannit, i nevuh ave

Every tywin scene was kino. The show died with him.

user btfo

ate lannisters

simple as

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The faces of Britannia

Tywin was the real loser of GoT. Allowed his children to have an incestuous relationship that produced psychopaths. One of which would set off a civil war, because he rein in his psychotic tendencies, which would lead to the Lannisters losing the throne, children, grandchildren, nephews, and pretty much everyone dead. He's responsible for House Lannister collapsing.

youtube.com/watch?v=TbwroS0YP54

>y-you first me lord

why didn't tywin just groom one of his nephews as his heir?

Who? King Lancel?

Oh, and one last thing.
You will not bring that user to Yea Forums, you understand?

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yes or Daven
and they wouldn't be King but Lord Paramount of the Westerlands

Gay furry toddler snuffing is the ultimate fetish.

Ned Umber was undoubtedly the CUTEST boy of the show.

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I guess I should be thankful that your vanity got into the way of your recklessness

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Looks cool symbolically but it's not realistic. A man like Tywin wouldn't waste his time with this trivial shit. And especially wouldn't pay more attention to it than to his beloved son who's standing right in front of him.

He would be chopping firewood

this, fuck tyrion

5-minute scene of Charles Dance staring directly into the sun before the destruction of house Martell.

It's a power move.

>Spoken like a true s o y boy
contemporary faggots will never understand the power of the flesh

Fucking loser. Had his father's line of the Lannisters wiped out and the (iron) throne lost to the Starks. All because of incompetence and indulging his mentally ill offspring.

It's established that the Lannister house was at the brink of ruin before Tywin took over. He's the only reason they were respected in the first place, even if they did end up losing it all in the end.

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>Tywin defeats house cherry pie
>she’s my cherry pie starts playing

>developing a useful and manly craftmanship is a waste of time
kek

>goes up against the night king
>farts CO2 into the air

>Reply
Respected? LOL. No. Everyone hated them, especially in King's Landing, because he failed to engage during Robert's Rebellion. The only reason Tywin wasn't shot in the dick with a crossbow long before Tyrion did, is everyone owed him money, and he was Warden Of The West. He was a laughingstock behind his back because of Tyrion's whoring, and the rumors about his two kids fucking.

Charles Dance actually skinned a deer for this scene iirc

Twyen was the best character.

>Twyen

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No, Dyaenris was better.

i'll need you to refrain

>A man like Tywin wouldn't waste his time with this trivial shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zb-RVIETRCE

I liked Bob better, the true King of the Norf

very observant.
the sacred AND the propane!

It's not useful when you have servants to do it for you.

Thank god they deleted it. Looks out of place.

>Twyen
>not Stanley, the one true king if Wesoros and Acer Hayai reborn

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Fuck my tiredness. Sorry, tyredness.

he didn't deserve happiness

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good one bro

Nobody expects the Stannis Inquisition

NOT TODAY
NOT TOMORROW
NOW

Something Clever.

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>not Carl Doggo

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You didn't scare me at all, idiot!

GOD DAMNIT CARLOS

Hunting isn't trivial user

Hunting in medieval times was traditionally an activity for upper class men. Lower classes were sometimes forbidden from hunting wild game.

You dumb cunt.

you were the most based character on the show

He expected Tyrion to be able to control both Joffrey and Cersei but didn't really allow him the position or authority to do so. Twyin should have commanded Cersei to Casterly Rock or somewhere with Tommen/Myrcella and let Tyrion shape Joff up.

>didn't really allow him the position or authority to do so
What more position or authority could tywin give him beyond acting hand of the king? Tyrion had the goldcloaks via bronn and his hill tribesmen as extra muscle.

Like I said, he needed to move Cersei away or find some way to get her to knock her shit off. It's already hard enough for a hand to limit what a king does, with Cersei as a wild card Tyrion never stood a chance.

this is quite possibly hysterically simply based response ever posted. God bless you

For me, it's Nat Stalk

Tearion is better.

kek

Tywin always struck me as the type to do something himself

>not Dragon

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I love Kelly C!

do you realize what you've done

IF YOUR NAME WASN'T LANNISTER YOU WOULD BE CLEANING POTS IN THE COOK'S TENT

Maybe you end in a situation your servants arent close?
Maybe He lose a fight and is running away alone.Cmon stop being retarded

And I would let myself be consumed by maggots before I let you turn Yea Forums into your whorehouse. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to this board.

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If he cared so much about legacy why the fuck didn't he force Jaime to marry and impregnate a lady multiple times and remarried even if just out of duty to produce more Lannister babies, pretty stupid from him to let his only male son stay unmarried and in the kingsguard

Shape him into an alcoholic and whoremonger? Tyrone is a fucking retarded Midge who thinks too highly of himself and copes thinking"at least I have muh brain" when in reality he's just a bitter pathetic little shit who can't bear to be sober

Clearly Tywin thought Tyrion could calm him down at least until the war ended. He doesn't have to raise him for the rest of time, just stop him from doing anything dumb for a year or two.

>wouldn't pay more attention to it than to his beloved son
did you watch the show?

James is the best

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Agreed.

>Cirilla, you will marry Cerys an Craite. You will wed her, bed her, and put a child in her. Surely you're capable of that.

This is absolutely something Twyin would do, very few people were trusted enough to prepare food for him

>plans on taking the greyjoys
>cut to Tywin having anime sex with a squid

>plans on taking the greyjoys
>cut to Tywin fucking a squid in between its tentacles

>edward stark

>knew Pycelle was playing Claudius all along
>didn't know this scene existed
I never really read the books but I had to argue with normies a lot about what Pycelle's game was. None of them got it.

>plays fetch with a dog before butchering a Stark

Remember that scene in season 6 where pycelle farts in terror at the sight of the zombie mountain? Thats why normies dont get it.

youtube.com/watch?v=jl1u1U37BLo
He did, just not so bluntly. This scene for example was Jaime walking into an obvious trap that Tywin had been putting a lot of thought into. He even wanted heirs from Tyrion; he was never going to let him be killed. But you'd be naive to think either of them could be ordered to settle down without strings attached. As for Tywin himself, maybe he really did love his late wife too much.