Times you acted like The Hound

I liked this dude, why did D&D cynically kill him off in such a brutal way and then have the Hound go back to being a vengeful murderer?

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Because most people don't want to watch the hound build houses and be anti-social with his coworkers. They want to see him kill people and call them cunts.

If she specifically approaches you to study together 1 on 1 and you're not some smart nerd with good grades then there's like 80% chance that she actually does want to suck your dick

should've just had him leave the show desu, The Hound after that episode got flanderized to oblivion and turned into a shitty meme character.

>driving in car with mom
>she tunes the radio to a station that only plays Elvis
>"fuck the king"

>ex asks if she can come over cause bf is being abusive
>tell her she can
>”thanks user, I really needed to be with someone safe”
>”there’s no safety you dumb bitch”
>fuck her bloody

>last line
Fuck, got me.

>be doing reps at the gym
>don't wipe off the machine once i'm done
>6'1" turbomanlet says "hey, you can't just leave the machine like this!"
>"eat shit, dwarf"

A cute Asian girl did this to me a couple of times, but I am pretty smart so who knows? Never took her up on it

Still a virgin btw

Actually raped a few girls and they apologized to me lmfao. Shit's gold

based ultra-contrarian and /leftypol/ poster who you can't even understand due to the cancer in their brain

>Oh, there's women in the ground. I put some there myself.

>come home from school
>mom saw my report card for math class
>she tells me to go to my room
>I cry into my pillow and say
>"dumb bitch"

>times OP acted like a faggot
>all the time

>drive home in silence
>mom goes straight back out
>comes back an hour later
>went to a lawyer and drew up papers to disown me for speaking so hatefully about Elvis
>"I guess that's what happens when you tell the king to fuck off."

Haha, excellent quip my friend!

Regards,

user

>people like the same things
>people know what they want and don’t want to be surprised

People know what they wanted from season 8 and didn't like being surprised.

>go on a talk show audience
>"We're in a talker"

>go to KFC
>"il have one of those chickens"
>cashier: "erm the 12 peice is 12.99 or would you like a snack box"
"you'll pay for it"
>cashier: erm let me get my manager
>"fuck the manager, give me one of those chickens"
>manager comes out :sir, what can i do for you
>look him up and down grab the person who was nexts to me's drink and take a sip, he's atleast 6.2' slaps me across the head,
>run out crying
>'f..fuck the colonel'

>by meryn focking trant

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what a bro

Tfw 25 y/o Khhv who played college football and one year in the nfl

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>going out with gf
>stumble upon an old friend
>points out how beautiful your gf is
>"she's alright. I've had better."

>at Burger King
>my poopdick pride whopper order has too much ketchup
>whisper “fuck the king”

You think they could've afforded him for any longer than we what we got?

>knock on my door
>kid selling chocolates for school
>"fuck off dwarf cunt"

fuck the womenkind

>running a marathon
>one of the volunteers hands me a water bottle
>start drinking, spit it out and throw bottle on the floor
>"Fuck the water, bring me wine"
>poor lad pops into Tesco and gets me a bottle of Australian red

had me a kek

I'll take "Things That Have Literally Never Happened" for $500, Alex.

>at Walmart
>short old lady asks if I can help her reach item on top self
>fuck off you dwarf cunt

>go to vote
>discuss with a friend while waiting
>at some point firiend says "Well, a lot of people support the EU"
>me, loudly "Lots of cunts!"

>be me, police officer
>interviewing rape victim
>"So, heard you got broken in. Heard you got broken in ROUGH"
>she runs out of the room crying

what was Sandor's sexual preference?

In 8 seasons there was no hint of him getting his dick wet.

>be tranny
>go to the grocery store
>"that'll be $10 sir"
>"I'm no sir"

When you come at the king, you better not miss

hes likes fucking kings

>at work
>manager calls me into office
>there have been some complaints
>manager calls Susan into the room
>Susan says yesterday she tripped on the way into work and you didn't help her up
>"If you can't protect yourself, die and get out of the way of those who can"

Kek, caught me off guard

>playing with the kids at school
>gets sticks and pretend we're knights fighting through castles and stuff
>kick open door to the auditorium and yell "any man dies with a clean sword i'll rape his fucking corpse!"
>forgot school assembly was on
>not allowed to teach in that county any more

Guy is a miserable fuck that let his disfigurement define him. I doubt he's ever been with anyone. I think he let it slip when he's begging Arya to kill him. Something like "I should have raped your sister. At least I would have had one happy memory".

>skype interview for job
>really need this job
>some cunt appears on the screen
>starts telling me about the position
>stop her
>"You're a talker."
>"Excuse me?"
>"Listening to talkers makes me thirsty."
>"Mister user I don't think you understa-"
>"I understand that if you don't shut your cunt mouth I'm going to eat every fucking chicken in this room."
>video seems to freeze
>she coughs after what feels like a minute
> gives me the job an hour after the skype call
>I break her in rough in the office toilets once per day now

Volcel masterrace

actual story
>in bus
>kid in front of me turns around and asks me if I'd like to participate in a survey for his admin class
>say only "no" with a straight face making eye contact
>he turns back around
almost threw up from the adrenaline

good thread

>Walk into Burger King
>Order 500 dollars worth of food
>Food comes out
>Ask for 500 BBQ sauces
>Take the 500 sauces and return the rest of the food
>Scream "fuck the king" as I walk out with my free BBQ sauce

He wanted redheaded bitches

so he was a virgin? ew how could they make a misogynist a sympathetic character?

He was saying that to piss her off, he wasnt confessing to being a virgin on his death bed

underrated

Gold

$500 isn’t a Jeopardy clue amount, user. Also, I believe OP

Lmao

I'm ugly, fat, and autistic.

Underrated post

>be out with my lad, Ross Offmyr
>it's a popular name round these parts, but he's the most known one
>feel sick
>go shitting
>sit on a toilet
>it's warm
>wut.jpg
>look down
The Ross, fuck you doing here?

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Thanks fren

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Best one yet

Autistim

>act like an anti-social prick
>actually just ashamed of who I am

I'm living that Hound life every damn day.

guaranteed he'd been with a whore dude

>all these gay burger king posts

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>scouse uncle takes me to a footy match
>boring game, 85th minute
>tell him we should leave early to avoid the traffic
>he says no
>"fine, stay here, with your beloved toffees"

Best I could do.

>Ung religion bad
That's why. Unless the religious character is evil or an idiot they have to go.

>fuck her bloody
I lost.

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based

Leave

>let his disfigurement define him
Should he have been himself?

>eating at a restaurant
>waitress comes around asking if the chicken is alright
>i tell her if any more words come pouring out of her cunt mouth, i'll eat every fucking chicken in the building
>i see her out the corner of my eye crying to the manager
>they kick me out
>didn't even get to take the chicken home

It was, and you’d know if you weren’t a zoomer

He says fuck off like no one else.

80%? More like 100%. Unless you’re a non-paralytic Stephen Hawking or some shit, bitches don’t study, my dude.

Fuck's sake, she was hot too

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Haha

>make eye contact with big guy guy at the gym
>he nods to me
>say "you want to suck my dick. is that it?"
>he does in the showers afterwards

>guy says hitler is the most horrible murderer who ever lived
>ask how many people he killed
>"uhh, I don't think he ever personally killed anyone, but-"
>"THE MOST HORRIBLE MURDERER WHO EVER LIVED NEVER KILLED ANYONE?"

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Kek

>go to buy new matress
>store clerk asks me if i'd be interested in their biggest one
>"fuck the king"

>be me
>playing DND with fellow neckbeards
>in a dungeon fighting undead
>DM mentions how cramped it is, and how the ground is covered in dry leaves and vines
>Clearly a way to hinder our wizard from using his overpowered fire spells
>Wizard goes to shoot a fireball
>Freak out, because a fireball is clearly going to light the vines on fire and kill us all
>"NO FIRE"

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>be me
>almost always donate at least $1 to these things
>in line at convienence store
>Boomer dyke lady to beta in front of me: "WANNA DONATE $1 TO THE CHILDREN'S CANCER ASSOCIATION?"
>"Beta: "S-sure..."
>Boomer Dyke, like a royal cunt: "AWWW THAT'S SO SWEEEEET XDD"
>Beta stumbles on out of this story, now I'm up
>Boomer Dyke: "DON'T FEEL OBLIGATED TO DO IT JUST BECAUSE THEY GUY DID XDD"
>Me: "I had no intention of donating shit, how about that?"
>look at her deadpan, withering her chucklefuck demeanor
>Dyke: :::mumbling now::: "probably voted for DRUMPF, big asshole"
>Me: "Got anything where I can donate to Trump?"
>Dyke pitches a oyal fit of anger and hysterics, subsequently gets fired and I get a free meatball sandwich
>Look at sandwich: "this isn't fookin chickens"
>wipe my ass with it and then leave

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i don't know who the hound is, but i pissed in an a cup while watching a movie at the theater and rolled it down beneath the seats in front of me

>take a wrong turn in the city
>wtf dindus everywhere
>check the streetsign
>"fuck dr king"

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Fuck the rules. Fuck Gookmoot. Fuck the Jannies.

>cop pulls me over
>"license and registration"
>"no"

Based and redpilled and 100% true if you disagree you're a beta cuck

If I had a sword I'd cut Apu's hands off and feed it to him.
Anyone else feel me?

underrated

>Older brother throws a lit match at me, burning my leg.
>violently stab him to death 30 years later.

Dilate

consensual sex doesn't count as real sex.

>Hanging out with a girl.
>She starts saying things like me being cute.
MY BROTHER HELD MY HEAD IN A FIRE AND BURNED ME FUCKIN FACE OFF!
>She starts getting unnerved and anxious.
HE FOOKIN MELTED ME FACE!
>She says she needs to go.
ME FOOKIN BROTHER MELTED ME LIKE EH CANDY TOFFY!
>I start to ball and cry.
>She leaves me the fuck alone.
>Go back to playing Max Payne 3 and smoking weed.
Gods the tits she had.

you're better off without her. if a woman shows sings of consent it means she's cucking you.

>some tranny freak calls me awful after I tell him he'll never be a woman
>"I'm honest. It's the world that's awful"

To show how the common people were suffering under all the war and tyrants.

one time i took an underage goblin girl across state lines then was beaten up by a gigantic woman and left for dead

>lots of people hate trannies online
>"lots of cunts"

>Sitting in a boring conversation with family.
>Its just one thing after another.
>From my cousin being transexual to Trump bad.
>Stand up and start to walk off.
>Smart assed cunt of a family member "oh look, we offended the snow flake!"
>They start laughing.
>Stare at her for a dead fucking minute like I could kill her.
Would you prefer that I take my shit on your plate instead your grace?
>Its still silent.
Would anybody like for me to take my shit on their plate?
>Still silent.
>I walk to the half and half and leave the door wide open so they can clearly see me shitting.
>Just stare at them in awkward silence as I strain shit out my ass.

bullshit
no female ever has ever interacted with a Yea Forums user

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He'll be back in a spinoff with Arya. He survived

actually the best post in the thread

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Because they wanted to keep the hound around because he was a major popular character who hadn't interacted with lots of the other characters yet and rory mcann was excellent in the role. The books finish the hound's arc in retirement with this character's analogue.

Cunt.

Nice

t. Never been with a woman.

Have sex.

>wake up to go take a piss
>big cockroach on the floor of bathroom
>grabs febreze and spray the fucker
>shout "FUCKING DIE"

>almost threw up from the adrenaline

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Based discord tranny who needs to lurk more

>Emilia Clarke asks me if I want to hang out sometime
>"eat shit dwarf"

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I've gotten really drunk and threatened a lot of people. Usually I get checked and fuck off or act jovial for the cops though.

>sir would you like to buy some girl scout cookies
>FUCK OFF

>give me some samoas then FUCK OFF

>murder happens in my block
>qt interviewer asks me about a woman and her disappearance
>"there's women in the ground. I put some there myself"
>next thing I know is some fatass is telling me that there will be no more video games in prison

>someone looks at me
>"you're a talker"
>"wtf I didn't say anything"
>"bring me one of those chickens"
>"sir this is a jamba juice"
>chug drink and stab him to death

>implying WoW ain't gonna bring him back out of retirement.

>Paternal grandfather dies
>didnt know him to well
>Dad calls me up in tears and says Lommy died
>WHAT THE FUCK IS A LOMMY

> Watching the Summer Olympics.
> Sister come visits, says she missed the main 100m dash event on the way and ask me about how the french white guy did.
> "He ran. Not very fast."

he says it almost as if its a sneeze, its quick and powerful

Based and Stayvunpilled.

Do women find the hound attractive?

Lad...

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They wanted to turn the hound into some fujo dream with an anime scar.

*blocks your entire path*
*takes up enough resources for 3 men in a location where resources are scarce*
*not only contributes nothing, but sometimes actively endangers you*

what do?

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>It takes literally ZERO effort for 99% of people.
Which is why it's so hilarious to see them constantly trying to insult incels as if they themselves have actually accomplished something.

Make him read books to save the world

One time I broke into a little girl's room and made it seem like I was going to rape her but then I actually didn't. I'm so fucking chivalrous.

I bet your hair is greasier than joffreys cunt

>at funeral for big accident
>seven people apparently died
>some chick starts the eulogy
>she takes out a list
>mumble "You going to do all seven of the fuckers?"
>get kicked out

how did he only get fatter as the show went on? makes no sense. was he giving guys blowjobs for foodd in the wall?

It was a hurley situation. He had stashed away tubs of mayonnaise on the wall he ate with his hands like the fucking pig he is.

>go to Olive Garden
>busboy comes out
>"Some water for the table"
>"Fuck the water, bring me wine"

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>that pic
girls are autistic holy shit

>be at ex girlfriends house years ago
>her Nigerian friend is over
>she keeps asking me questions about history / politics
>tell her how it's cool Nigeria is investing in their cities (from BBC article)
>she says "Wow user, you are truly fascinating.." with doe eyes
>I say, "Thanks, you're trying to make out or something?"
>she sputters out a non-response beet red

Fuck's sake lads

>tall

kek, manlets btfo

Underrated

Yeah you sound like a perfectly happy individual who has their life in order.

Lol yikes

>Nigerian
>Red
First time I met an incel unable to even lie about talking to a girl.

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heh

I hate normies so goddam much

>alot of people have high standards
>"alot of cunts"

>reading comprehension

Based.

Redheads.

This is an excellent thread.

>normies
you're one of them faggot

you reek of a poster who's height doesn't start with 7

based
based
based !
holy based
5/10 based
based, I hope you kill yourself btw
based
BASED !!
holy moly of based

Your mum's a normie. Your dad's a normie. The world is built by normies...so you better get used to looking at them

Fuck the water, bring me Vines

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Kek

Kill yourself faggot scum

>mom asks me how my day waas
>fuck off will ya
I felt pretty powerful when I delivered this line

Have sex

You're a typer. Typers make me hungry.

have kids

Ian McShane probably requested it so he didn't have to do any more episodes.

Called some cunts cunts then got into a fight with them.

I'm gong to look at buying a new bed today. This is pretty tempting.

>be hunting in the woods with daughter
>some guy in a trench coat runs towards us
>"you can't hunt here, this is private property !"
>shoot him
>"if I'm standing on it it's my land"

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Out of the 3 000 000 000 men over the age of 20 that exist on this planet you could maybe find 5 that meet all those delusional criteria

fuck

i didnt expect this

didn't see that coming

Volcel master race, he’s like me

>colored eyes
That’s racist

>Physically compatible
What the fuck's that you dumb bitch?

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kek

Who doses a babe? A babe already be trippin.

Based

Dilate.

correct
also correct. he was slated to come back in the books too, obviously.

it's funny how everything happened as GRRM planned, but not how he envisioned it going down. dnd's shitty writing ruined everything.

Big penis to fit in a stretched out cunt.

>gf wants to shoot a gun
>give her my glock
>she gives it a few looks
>looks at me
>"hey user where's the safety?"
>"there's no safety you dumb bitch"

>go to KFC
I'll have a chicken
>Cashier says "What's your order sir?"
You're a talker, and talking makes me thirsty and hungry. Make that two chickens.

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Surprisingly informed for a girl. Should have just told her straight the safety is part of trigger mechanism.

fat

>kids come to my door for a bottle drive
EAT SHIT DWARF

so this entire thread is about the scene with the hound killing everyone in the rape+chicken hut, and the hound getting beaten by brienne of fucking tarth

>go to live in a monastery in the Himalayas to find my spiritual side
>go to open a door
>monk on the other side opens it first
>jump back as though I was startled, totally wasn't and don't want this asshole thinking I was
>"Apologies friend, I didn't mean to scare you."
>"I TELL YOU WHAT DOESN'T SCARE ME, BALD COCKSUCKERS LIKE YOU!"
>for some reason gets offended and kicks my ass
>"...bald cunt..." I say as I pick up my own teeth with a bunch of broken fingers

BECAUSE SHE HAD ARMOUR AND A BIG FUCKING SWORD

>Get dragged to some bar to watch some handegg
>Faggot waiter keeps pestering me
>"Fuck off"
>"That's mean"
>He notices I'm not enjoying myself
>"Were you born mean or do you just hate Buffalo Wild Wings?"
>"I don't give 2 shits about wild wings, it's niggers I hate"
>Tyrone fucks off to another table
>Enjoy my fucking chicken in peace

>wild wings
Kek

ITT: Cringe

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THE WHOLE FUCKING THREAD

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Fuck off.

>Playing Fallout: New Vegas
>Meet the elvis impersonators
>Take out gun
>"Fuck The Kings"

kill yourself

based

someone link the interview where he spoils the episode he's in and calls it "tits and dragons"

it was just a way to say white without saying it

6ft+

>Sage and have sex

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this is a real story and it's super autistic
>girls playing around trying to take my shoes
>"don't touch my shoes"
>they giggle and keep going
>"I said don't touch my fucking shoes"
>look one of them dead in the eye
>they just walk off

>see dog sat next to a girl
>"your dog's cute, what's his name?"
>"duke"
>"of course you named your dog"
>she pauses for a couple of seconds
>"excuse me?"
>whisper "lots of cunts"
>awkward silence
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

sam got butchered pretty hard in the show, in the books:
>one of the few literate recruits becomes Aemon's steward
>does some amateur coronering
>sends the ravens at the fist as bidden
>slays an other
>manipulates election so Jon becomes lord instead of Slynt

*HAHAHA

Wasted trips. It's the job of artists to not give audience what they want, but what they need, you dumb motherfucker

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actual autism

hahaha

Good thread

*Beats up The Hound even though she just walked 20 miles and up a mountain without a break*

Sandorfags BTFO

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I found him more annoying in the books, at least in the show the actor makes him kind of sympathetic. I really don't want to read about an authors self-insert getting scared by a mouse and shit like that.

>not Marvin
Marvin btfo forever

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>at a restaurant with family
>bitch mom has been making me eat healthier lately
>she asks the waiter to bring water instead of soda
>waiter comes by, starts listing the healthier meal options
>"You're a talker."
>he confusingly looks at me
>"What? I-"
>"Listening to talkers makes me thirsty."
>I grab the pitcher of water and proceed to pour it all over my face, drenching my clothes
>most of the splash-back gets over my mom's clothes
>mom starts yelling at me, the entire restaurant is looking at us
>waiter is stunned
>"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave n-"
>"I'M NO SIR!"
>stand up and grab him by the collar of his neck
>"LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! That's a pretty sight for you, isn't it?"
>mom is crying at this point
>I can see the fear in the waiter's eyes
>"S-sir, please, you're choking m-"
>"You're not a good listener. I said I was no sir"
>I motion to punch him, but stop at the last moment
>"You want to suck my dick, is that it?"
>The waiter stares at me in shock
>"W-what?"
>"Maybe you ought to put on a dress"
>I shove him away in disgust and leave
>Hear my mom sobbing louder on the way out
>"Man's got to have a code"

This was supposed to be TV GoT's version of Meribald.
And that's why TV GoT was shit.

Based