/got/

>ask friend who he thinks are the most attractive females on GoT
>he says Sansa and early Dany
Should I cut him off?

was this Howland Reed?

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AH KELD DANEH
AH HATTAH DU ET

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winds of winter releases november 14 in the uk
don't know when the us publisher will release it

In the end, for what purpose did the Lord of Light revive Jon Snow?

What you're seeing now /got/ is my normal agghhh

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>Implying anyone in the norf DOESN'T want to see niggers slaughtered?.

I like the ending to game of thrones. Arya was the best outcome

agh

to retake winterfell
to kill Dany

I'm not sure, but given how hot/non-froggy they made the young version of Howland I guess it's possible

B+A=J
ned has been cockblocked by chad brandon in harrenhal, and when he brought smol danny to starfall he found out she had Brandon's bastard.
Ned just gets btfo all the time

wouldn't Howland Reed have brought up Jon's lineage

Finally getting into the books and you really feel how much they fucked up on the weapons.

he kinda forgot about that

omg was brann wargging as drogon since the battle of the winterfell? That's how he stranded danny conveniently beside ser jorah so ser jorah would conveniently last until the night king died and so danny is weakened and angered by the lost of his friend. Also he could've lead danny to the iron fleet and got the other dragon killed by the bolts by is somehow managed to convenient hax-dodge the bolts later at kings landing. that's why drogon let jonny through and melted the iron throne because brann's already sitting on a fancy wheelchair brann needs no chair is that hwy?

This is a super agghhh

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?

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BOOKFAGS GET IN HERE
what was Stannis' plan to defeat Renly before Melisandre pulled out her shadow baby trick?

What have you read so far that shows the fuck up? I agree but I'm just curious.

>early Dany
>early
never speak to him again

And this is a super agghhh that has ascended past a super agghhh, or you could just call this super agghhh 2

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BOW, YA SHITS

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yes pappi

Renly is a shit commander and his plan was to beat his army on the open field.

>Do you think Gurm gave up on the show because D&D repeatedly did crayon-scribbles on his books and he couldn't convince them otherwise, or was it more his own laziness?
D&D really only wanted 3 seasons. That is to say, they only ever wanted to film the Red Wedding. That was their whole motivation for doing the show. 7 Seasons was the reasonable compromise on their part (Red Wedding + 1 aftermath season + 3 seasons to fast-track an ending), which got extended to 8 when they basically split season 7 in two to give much more time for the finale events. In other words, -their- idea was for it to be even more rushed.

GRRM wanted 10 seasons and HBO wanted as many as they could get. HBO would have literally let the series go on indefinitely like a soap opera, which is sad because if GRRM were involved, it probably could have dragged on until he died. The quality would have varied as it does in the books, but the ending would have made much more sense with at least 10 seasons.

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Plz be true

Linda: I'm glad it's over.

youtube.com/watch?v=5bt-dnOVwDM

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Aye.

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I'll be howling mad if it was supposed to be

Say hello to my little friend

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The only Winds of Winter that will ever be released was released on june 26, 2016

stop posting this shit forced meme. We told you yesterday that it wasn't a "counter reposte" and those grins look retarded and for what purpose?

...

Ah yes, when Jon was said to be born during the sack of King's Landing, while Harrenhall was almost 2 years prior

Honestly 9 full seasons is enough to make an amazing show, the onoy plot threads that would need to be removed were faegon and lady stoneheart

>D&D pushed for just 7 seasons
>their whole motivation was to film the red wedding and then fuck off
>GRRM and HBO wanted at least 10
source on all this

>Uncommonly Large Edition
What Ned actually wants is Robert Barantheon, seem like he's the only one who likes Kneeling to that drunk vulgar idiot.

Have a (based)

stop posting this old hag

t. Cersei

In retrospect, as much as I loved the scenes with Arya and Tywin in Harrenhal, and as brilliant as it was to see Charles Dance get more screentime, it kinda hurt Arya's arc in hindsight by making Harrenhal ultimately not feel like that difficult a time for her. Really after the initial horrible couple of days, she has a really nice time cruising as Tywin's cupbearer, and this is part of the reason why the three names she chooses feel like a waste in the show but are much more understandable in the books, but it also means she doesn't really get forced to adapt in order to survive which is why her arc leans more heavily on revenge in the show than on survival.

Was the dagger used to stab Danny the same dagger Jonsnow used to shave his pubes in season 1?

Fuck off, whore

Cutest psycho!

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What's this?
Ashara was Elia's handmaiden while Brandon was in the dungeons of King's Landing?
HMMMMMM I wonder if he got any visitors?

Ned Umber > Prime Bran Stark
Change my mind

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The north has Alzheimer's

Can't change the mind of a pedo

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH DYLATAVOS HELP ME

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FUCK westeros

youtube.com/watch?v=WspAbuiVWS4&feature=youtu.be

theringer.com/game-of-thrones/2019/5/9/18537794/game-of-thrones-ending-too-quickly-pacing

what were his motivations?

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Ah yes, like the Mad King would let anyone visit him. Elia was on Dragonstone, not in King's Landing, tard

>sauce?
behind the scenes interviews when asked "what made you want to do Game of Thrones?". It's basically never the actual characters or the War of Five Kings or Winter is Coming or any of the hints at the overall meta-plot. It's the double-swerve that dabs on the hero and that shocks the reader (audience). They mentioned 7 in numerous interviews as that "always being the plan" or something to that effect. GRMM has at least once at some red carpet thing and been like "I was for 10 seasons, they were for 7" and basically threw D&D under the bus.

SHANSHA PLEASHE

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muh realm

nothing. long live queen slag

Best girl

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Based Jon’s uncle thread. Thank you, OP.

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What an uncommonly large person. How does one behead such an uncommonly large person?

Can you explain to me how Stannis doesn't win the throne and just dies?

muh blackfyres

She’s my favorite qt. Best slut in Yunkai whore.

So, why did DABID kill off Varys in the second to last episode when he is supposed to be the main character?

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You're fine, I've seen worse.

>no ass
Do whitebois really like this?

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What source is there that Dany was supposed to be pregnant this season in the first draft?

>So, why did DABID kill off Varys in the second to last episode when he is supposed to be the main character?

Dabid kinda forgot Varys was a spy master who will do anything to survive

How long til we hear about a sequel, you think? ~10 years seems reasonable to me.

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Varys and Greyworm are there to prove that men think with their dick'n'balls and can't help but do stoopid shit when the brainy wahmen aren't in-charge.

Removing fAegon made the entire last part not make sense. LSH could have been cut, but there were a lot of pointless show-only scenes that could have been removed in order to make time for fAegon.

sounds credible given D&D's obsession with maternity

Blackfyres but dumb and dumber cut that. So muh realm was all he had

omg, did Bran know that telling jonny about his parentage will cause Varys to be stupid and get himself killed and that is convenient because he doesn't need a master of whispers as the king since he is the three-eyed-raven and can use ravens and dogs and chicken to spy for him? HUH

>what were his motivations?
he's basically a stand-in for the Deep State or a bureaucrat's idea of "patriotism". He doesn't serve the actual people or even the country itself as it is. He serves the abstract concept of "the realm". It's related to his speech about power being an illusion. Varys came from nothing, is a foreigner, and serves/believes in nothing, but is aligned with good. He's like a politically-conservative Jew.

Let me get this straight, Tyrion, a guy who stated in season one that his goal is to live no matter, walks up to dany and basically guarantees his own death by telling her to fuck off. Here’s how this should have gone:

>Tyrion gets on his knees to dany
>my queen I can’t thank you enough for liberating the people of king’s landing”
>you freed your brother
>I freed him to kill Cersei, which he did
>but I should have told you first, I will resign as hand unless you say otherwise your grace

If she makes him resign he can plan on poisoning her later, if not he can advise her not to kill more people.

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t. brainlet showfag

>How long til we hear about a sequel, you think?

It will be Dany, Jon, Tyrion flying on drogon hunting the dragonballs GOTGT

why did varys, the guy who has always known to play his cards close to his chest and has survived this long due to keeping dangerous information secret, blurt out his treasonous intentions to the hand of the queen in the throneroom

I miss small council verticals

> Duhh retard
She was not on dragonstone, she was in King's Landing you imbecile, that's a first.
Kings Aerys kept her in the capital because he was afraid of dornishmen turning on him. Keeping her means she had been there allready.When she returned from dragonstone is not specified.
Second of all obviously I did not mean he was allowed to visit him, however it places her with the love of her life at the same time in the same place. It's possible to invent a way for her to sneak to the dungeons for a quick cellsex.

What says, but check him in to a hospital first.
An improved list would of course be
>Mad Dany
>Pious Margaery
>Cheeky Roz

Why did they have to ruin him bros

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If Stannis was going to win the Throne the show wouldn’t have done the obvious GRRM “Bran the Broken” stuff (all the early chapters with Tyrion and Bran stuff, the Bran not wanting to be a Prince stuff, Bran wanting to go to Kingslanding, starting the story with Bran) and GRRM wouldn’t be planning to have a show down with Ramsay’s hounds and Direwolves if Stannis is going to be winning Winterfell. Accept it, user. He won’t burn Shireen and Brienne won’t kill him, at least we will have that.

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so tyrion looks a little less dumb this season

How would they have introduced fAegon?

How many seasons would a #nochanges ASOIAF adaptation take? I feel like 12 minimum

imagine being this uneducated on the lore

we wuz realm n shiet

No i disagree. Faegon reveal and the conseqences of his introduction bloat the runtime by one season just by itself.

he saved the realm and the world. He's a hero

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>spend the whole Wo5K raping,torturing and killing thousands of innocents
>finally made to pay the price
>"OMG WHY IS MAD QUEEN KILLING ALL THOSE POOR LANNISTER SOLDIERS THEY WERE GUD BOIS DEY DINDU NUFFIN???!!!!!"

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6x 24 episode seasons

>killed his own waifu
>Which is his own fault because he couldn't say anything more than muh qween and ah dun want it

This isn't Jon Snow

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Same reason they ruined Dany, Jaime, Stannis, Euron, Blackfish, Doran, the Hound, Arya, Sansa, Cersei, the list keeps growing.

D&D don't care about the characters, that's why they turned them into stereotypes of the actors. They just wanted a lot of emoting and wide shoots of their faces in the camera.

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I give season 8 a 3.6.

Need time for several careers to go to shit then they’ll be desperate to do it

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bookfags... have sex

this

In 10 years we might finally get Winds of Winter, so why not?

>pointless show only scenes
>all of Dorne

Rate my fanfic

Jon Snow stumbled drunkenly into Lyanna Mormont’s chambers. The young lady, startled, covered her bear body with her blanket.

“My King in the North, what is the matter?” Lyanna asked.

Jon Snow muttered something under his breath as he advanced towards the lady bear.

“My king?” Lyanna repeated her question.

“...unny.” Jon replied. His movements growing more erratic by the second.

Lyanna’s heart races, her little body trembling and fearing for the worst.

“Cunny.” Jon said louder. His words echoing in the night.

His smile grew deranged like a feral direwolves smile.

“CUNNY!!!” Jon screamed as he undid his pants. His Longclaw hard and erect.

“CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!” Jon screamed as he lunged at Lyanna.

There were no survivors.

>9 seasons
>remove fAegon and Lady Stoneheart
Because those are mid-story filler. The books are full of that sort of stuff. The show should have done an indefinite/vague time skip around season 5 instead.

HBO will get their 10 seasons and more, by the way. Game of Thrones is just going away for ~10 years, then the story picks right back up with Danny get rezzed at Volantis (scene already shot) most likely in the epilogue and then they'll just start filming with all the actors where they left off. Jon beyond the Wall, Sansa at Winterfell, Bran and Tyrion at King's Landing, Arya playing at being a Spanish explorer. The "finale" wasn't a finale. It felt like a huge season ender. That was probably on purpose.

That was after the trident you spaz, in peacetime before war broke out she was on Dragonstone, the seat of the heir, with the heir, Rhaegar. Rhaegar moved his family to the Red Keep after the war started.

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no

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>I give season 8 a 3.6

Way to high, should be 0.1

What the FUCK did Sam do with Gilly when he became Grand Maester and had to swear off women again?

>remove fAegon
moron

>love of her life
Ned Dayne said Ashara and Ned fell in love, and so did Meera Reed

How'd they ruin him? Why would Jon want to recognize himself as a Targshitter? He was, rightfully, taught by Ned to hate them. And he has too much honor to be a Stark when he's a bastard, so he can't accept that either. Jon's character arc was good, its that he stuck with Dany in the first place that was bad
>SHE'S MAH KWEEN
>YER MAH KWEEN
All season was really fucking tiring, also Dany was evil from the get-go.

Gilly became a kitchen wench like Shae teh funneh hore

To be fair Dorne is pointless in the books too

>Because those are mid-story filler.

Even if that's true (it's not) it's good filler.

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Book
>Edd, fetch me a block
Show
>Olly bring my sword
Disgusting

sam kinda forgot about gilly

what about theon

>muh that's not Varys in the books
I know that. Book Varys is not canon Varys. Show Varys is canon Varys. The books are dead. Take your Spider killing Kevan Lannister and get fucked. Show Varys (aka real Varys) would never do that.

What is royce thinking here?
>I wish I was in the erye
>Seven hells they smell so bad
>Is that a piece of meat in his beard?
>I should have waited to see her prior to bet 10 silver dragons that she wasn't inbreed
>I understand LF now
>Damn, chaos was a ladder after all
>Hold on are they really designating a manlet as the king in the north
>If Jon Arryn saw that he'd roll in his grave
>Army of the dead... bunch of nonsense, northerners are savages
>Perhaps Cersei would let me join her side
>Oh fuck-
KING IN THE NORTH
>Better stay alive atm

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>Supposed to look like a sweet innovent cherub
>Played by a mega thot

So, are we excited for the prequel show? Is there going to be more than one? Because the children of the forest is the most boring-ass shit to focus on.

Elia and Rhaegar had lived on Dragonstone for most of their marriage. It isn’t clear when the family decamped to King’s Landing but it may have been before the rebellion broke out, as Aerys grew more paranoid and wanted to keep tabs on Rhaegar

Did she even survive Winterfell?
I don't remember her making an appearance in the following episodes

>He was, rightfully, taught by Ned to hate them

That's completely false, in his first chapter he talks about how he idolizes Daeren Targaryen

Official Yea Forums stance on the prequel: GOT was shit, and so will the prequel be

>Man why didn't we throw Lysa and Robert through the Moon Door circa season 1?

>So, are we excited for the prequel show?

Welp D&D aren't involved in the rape of ASOIAF so that's a good thing.

The Dragon Demands sounds very excited about the prequels. He said it could be the Valyria prequels which will be our redemption. Any prequel that does good will lead to talk about rebooting the franchise in 10-15 years.

If they do a prequel on the long night, god help us all.

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Not specified in any writing, therefore open for George to change also this

>In 10 years we might finally get Winds of Winter, so why not?
Because that would just be catching-up. GRRM would have to (a) write largely the same ending and (b) actually produce content beyond the ending in order to be relevant. HBO got a non-ending so they can just pick the show back up in ~10 years after doing some half-assed spin-offs about black Valyria.

There's a scene where Jon says goodbye to them before leaving Winterfell and realizes Gilly is pregnant

No I don't want to watch a bunch of nigs kill CGI sylvari and reign over whites people

they should do a Robert's Rebellion prequel

please post the smug drogon image

>sweet innovent cherub
I don't what the fuck that is but in the books it is implied she is a slut too

Why would Lord of Light want to kill his champion? Kinvara said Dany was their promised one and her dragons a gift from the Lord.

You call that a knife?

Pushing your luck with that.

what does she eat?

Started reading the first book of ASOIAF, D&D already fucked up the Others / white walkers and we didn't get any cool sword fight in the dark with color shifting others with ice swords.

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Well, i feel like Nes being the heartbroken and cucked makes more sense than being the chad in this situation.
Also wtf does Ned dayne know he is a kid. Eddard helped to get rid of the brandon's bastard, thats why everyone likes him in house Dayne

Books
>only cat
Show
>only your sister
Yikes

MURDERER
BUTCHER OF INNOCENT, KIND, GENTLE GIRLS

>Be king in the north
>answer summons of Mad Queen's daughter
>See this

What do

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i was quoting. moron. my god this place is full of reddit refugees

>i- i- it's not filler. It's not
If you say so, but I'm just telling you... He was all-set to do a 5-year timeskip but he didn't and it wasn't because he wanted to tell all these travelogues and introduce some new characters. It's because he couldn't stomach the idea of characters like Cersei and Stannis being on standby while characters like Arya, Bran, and Salsa grow up/train and Tyrion travels. That's it. Everything you're reading about in Dance and probably the next book, too, will literally be skippable because it has fuck all to do with the ending and we know this because the fat man has basically said it himself

>Dany did I ever tell you about the time I sold the Reach to some random sellsword in an inn so he wouldn't kill me? He was a good friend.

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that’s the only one I might watch

ask if others get to choose

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Rhaegar was NOT on dragonstone he left elia there and fucked off to destroy 7 kingdoms by running off with Lyanna

What's this whole thing of Jon Snow wanting to kiss Arya in the book or having fantasies of kissing her? Why was this relationship gutted in the show to "hey, how's it going?". We got like four scenes with Jon and Ayra, I thought they were the closest children.

hand over the milkies and nobody gets hurt

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someone post it

>the Valyrian Freehold was a multicultural democratic state
>t. prequel writers
is /got/ excited?

>ask a absolute monarch if others get to choose

Is Jon a retard?

Jon doesn't see Arya that way in the book, that was GRRM's original plotline. Dany and Ygritte probably took that over.

since the iron throne is melted, do the successive kings inherit bran's wheelchair

>reading the chapters in Winds of Winter where stannis, tactical genius, out maneuvers Ramsay and the freys into a trap in the ice and they all die.

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>successive kings
isn't Bran going to live for thousands of years

yes and they get their legs broken in their coronation

I wouldn't really call it Chad if he had to have his older brother ask her out to dance with him, I thought it was implied she liked shy guys like Ned because there's a million chads like brandon. It is fantasy, after all.

what went wrong?

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Reminder an elective monarchy on the scale of Westeros is impossible to last for even a few years.

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>Is Jon a retard?

You watched the show, yes?

>after the trident
Lol no, at the very least at the beggining of the war, to mobilize the dornish.

budget

also, the way they lit the iron throne in the first season looked so awful. made it look like it was made out of tree branches.

rittle girl can't count to twenty

If anything the show has proved FAegon isn't filler in the least.

a bastard born of incest

Why didn't we ever see these Valryians in the show? Is it cause they were sworn to house baratheon of dragonstone?

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I was listening to this (npr) podcast and they were all complaining about how none of the women or people of color had satisfying endings. The brown peoples ending was literally to be put on a boat and sent away to god knows where. We were so close to having a female president and then she just goes period crazy for no reason and gets stabbed.

>If anything the show has proved FAegon isn't filler in the least.

Very well put. FAegon is a end goal main player. Without him and Stoneheart the show just fucking falls apart.

She knew it, and didn't care about it. She loved Jaime and Cersei anyway.

And Mel said the same thing to stannis

>sigil is a fucking seahorse
yeah real intimidating lmao

>The brown peoples ending was literally to be put on a boat and sent away to god knows where
they went to naath just because the boss wants to see his dead girlfriend's homeland that has a deadly contagious disease she forgot to tell him about.

George's male characters are the heartbroken ones, they are the ones who get dumped.
Also why would a dornish woman like shy guys?
Everyone was always attracted to brandon while ned was always in the second place. Just makes more sense.

Remember the murder butterflies

/got/ explain to me the whole elephant deal.
Why did D&D make such a big deal of the fucking elephants?
Are they even mentioned in the books?

Greyworm should have declared himself regnant of the seven kingdoms and imposed an fascist rule there.

i'm crying at the image name

but you're still wrong about Bran

I agree about FAegon, he was created to be the last straw for Dany and he gets Cersei / Jaime out of the way.

>Stonheart

Elaborate a little bit please? I know she's taking Arya's place killing Freys but what else? Bringing Jon back?

If Naath is plagued by a contagious disease that kills all foreigners who try to set foot on it, then how come Dothraki and other raiders are able to consistently pillage the place for slaves and supplies?

>Bringing Jon back?

Ding ding ding

Having mel do it is waaaaaaaaaaay to obvious.

MUH PEOPLE OF COLOUR
dont you know that brown characters are not characters but the reprsentation of every single minority ever?

Mel is some low level reject who can't see the future accurately, just like the books where based Moqorro is mogging the fuck out of her. Dany never even met Kinvara and Kinvara is the leader of the whole religion and believed it was Dany. Kinvara even knew what Varys heard in the flames. Kinvara ain't wrong m8

Which region am I from?

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what is the favourite tea for the homosexual gentleman?
homosexuali-tea

Stoneheart is 100% filler, user. What's she going to do? Kill Freys and die?

the fact he didnt when he holds all the cards and instead let a treasonous dwarf invent democracy is A grade retarded

See

youtube.com/watch?v=wA38GCX4Tb0

it look kinda angry bruh
you pissed it off, maybe it'll shoot some bubbles at you or some shit

They use the same doroyaki magic that brought them back from ep3.

stop asking every damn thread

>and instead let a treasonous dwarf invent democracy is A grade retarded

The last episode made everyone dumb to further the plot. A fucking child could write a better plot.

>dothraki
Huh?
Also, they kill you if you stay more than w couple of days

Just because it's obvious that Melisandre does it doesn't mean it won't happen.

The shocking part will be that she burns Shireen to bring him back

they just can’t stay there that long. showing up long enough to steal their supplies and women is a-ok

Mel is bringing back Jon by burning Shireen. Stannis is going to lose against Ramsay, or at the very least Mel is going to be led to believe that Stannis loses, and she's going to burn Shireen in order to bring him victory or revive him. But Jon is getting revived instead.

>stop asking every damn thread

Lol make me.

Bros.... what if the bell spergout is for Joncon instead of dany?

to create a memeable moment for the clicks

>no Yi-Tish in the whole show
RAAAAAAAAACISMS

not even the last episode, more like the last 4 seasons

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GRRM is definitely going to have to use some fast travel in these last two books

I've been trying to decide whether or not Bran is actually leaving the tree because it fucking took him 3 books to get there.

The Golden Company ride with elephants in the books, it's just a reference
I'm surprised dabid cared enough to put it in honestly

Yea, she's Dornish and women often like what's exotic and that'd be exotic to a Dornishwoman

Naath

smaller human beings it would seem.

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>If anything the show has proved FAegon isn't filler in the least.
For that to be true, GRRM would have had to plan it that way from the first book and you'ld have to accept that he's going to introduce such a consequential character mid-stream. He didn't and he hasn't. fAegon will be another Quentyn Martell: a side-character elevated to "series regular" aka POV who gets killed-off after doing some important thing that's important, but any rando could have done it. And the reason just any rando didn't do it is that a regular ,fleshed-out character makes good filler.

It literally is and is also why cutting fAegon and his sidekicks was so stupid

You're from the summer isles you nigger, happy? Now quit showcasing your waste of money

is this real life?

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Should I ask this one prostitute I'm seeing if she likes game of thrones?

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No, Dany's forces are going to get btfo in Mereen. It's what will force her to abandon Slaver's Bay and run to Westeros with just a handful of people. I'm going to bet that Dany will be led to a false truce and her enemies will signal the betrayal by ringing Mereen's bells, similar to the Red Wedding. So when KL rings their bells to signal their surrender, Dany gets 10,000% triggered and thinks its another trick, so she burns the city.

Bran and the three eyed raven was the worst story line in the series

D&D probably wanted the elephants, they just didn't have the budget for it.

To fuck with book readers and tell them that dragons are all that matters, so fuck elephants and direwolves.

Some women only go for shy, sensitive types. If you’re that attractive, there’s Chads falling all over themselves for you and it starts to get boring. Men who don’t seem interested, or are too autistic to express their interest, are a challenge and therefore more desirable

>Dothraki
it's an island you fucking retard

To be fair the PLC lasted about two and a half centuries. It was an extremely inefficiently run and constantly in crisis couple centuries that ended in a complete political disaster, but still.

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Is this just fantasy?

Your new empire?

ZOMBIE
POLAR
BEAR

The rape, Sansa

No, Joncon is there to take over KL after Cersei gets btfo, thus providing a basis for Dany's fall into madness by having her show up to Westeros only to see another Targ with a better claim then her already sitting on the throne and all the people love him and view him as a savior, meaning that there is 0 way for her to accomplish her two objectives of (a) winning the throne and (b) winning the people's love at the same time.

Why would Stoneheart travel all the way to Castle Black to resurrect Jon?

Dany isn't gonna the burn the city on purpose, she can't be unredemibly evil when she has to fight the others in the final battle.

>Mel is going to be led to believe that Stannis loses

"I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, and R'hllor shows me only Snow", it's probably going to be like that but she'll see that AA is dead. She'll burn Shireen to "resurrect" Stannis and Jon will come back to life.

bodysnatching hivemind avatars don't abdicate

I finally got the time and energy to watch season 8 and it was pretty much as bad as I thought it would be. Well I'm glad it's over at least.

>Dany fighting the Others
Will never happen, Gurm won't do this fanfic tier crap

fAegon has virtually no bearing on the first part of the story, so there’s no reason to introduce him in book 1. Euron is obviously important but doesn’t show up until later; his late appearance doesn’t make him irrelevant either. Plenty of people and places that are tied to the way the story ends aren’t introduced early because they don’t matter for the setup, only the resolution.

How 'bout no?

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this happens after the others are defeated. George has gone on record as saying that his books will include a "scouring of the shire" segment at the end. the show has given away what that is.

>you'ld have to accept that he's going to introduce such a consequential character mid-stream

I think that's exactly what he did user. he was clearly dealing with a huge amount of writers block during ADWD and FAegon was the key to unlocking part of the Dany / Iron Throne plotline.

>you'ld have to accept that he's going to introduce such a consequential character mid-stream
I thought that was always his plan? to bring new characters in in phases as the story progresses.
>GRRM would have had to plan it that way from the first book
The cloth dragon is in dany's house of the undying vision from the second book.

In Empire, you could say it was "foreshadowed" Luke would kill Vader. No it was foreshadowed Luke would be tempted to kill Vader.

Just like how I think Dany in the books will be tempted to be a tyrant. Will she due some stuff that is considered ruthless to further her goals? Yes? Is she gonna burn a city down for zero fucking reason? Nooooooo

>already had prophetic dream of melting icefags at the Trident
>George said the Fire in A Song of Ice and Fire is Dany and her dragons and the Ice is the Others
>not gonna meet and duke it out
lol wot?

Rickon and Dickon spin off when?

>this happens after the others are defeated.

>greatest threat ever
>lol defeated in a day

Gay Emperors of Essos, along with their sometimes-third Daario Naharis

>scouring of the shire has the Hobbits go back home and realize both the Shire and themselves have changed
>George's Scouring has characters go further South then they've ever been around places and people they've never known, fighting and then fucking off back home to have a Disney ending
What did user mean by this?

but the scouring of the shire has nothing in common with dany burning king's landing at all
george said he is aiming for a similar tone to the scouring, which this is not.

Dany is gonna torch KL because Cersei's last act before death was infecting the entire populace with Grayscale. Thoughts?

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>haha see anyone can die! whao so crazy! we're epic like that. Very Kubrickesque

well obviously the time scale and the events of the Long Night v2 will be different, dumbass.

REMINDER

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I really don't see George taking a grey character that doubts themselves and just shoving her into being some mustache twirling nazi purify the world under my rule villain. Where's the heart in conflict with itself in that?

>Cersei's last act before death was infecting the entire populace with Grayscale.

>Cersei in king's landing

You mean fAegon?

I wish they would have killed more Starks. That would have been something.

Dany is gonna torch KL because Cersei's last act before death screaming N

source

Cersei is long dead by the time Dany reaches westeros

More like
>Starks and Co are embroiled in a battle-to-the-death against a threat to all of humanity
>they finally win, at great cost to themselves
>oh thank God now everything is chill now
>look down south and cities are being razed, people are being killed, and some crazy albino bitch on a dragon is destroying the kingdom they sacrificed so much to protect
They don’t even have to march South for it to be similar to the Scouring. All that needs to happen is that their home was undefended while they were away, and everything has changed while they were focused on the greater evil.

Does anyone have the meme of everyone voting for bran instead of Gendry?

deluded bookfags desperately trying to pretend this isn't the real ending

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>Loyal to Stannis
>Can dragonride
>Valyrian looks
Is this the best house?

Not like she has to be there personally to get it done, user.

Call it a posthumous order, then.

It doesn't even really make sense just from being a mustache twirling villain.

Tywin himself said that when your enemy is down you pick them back up.

"Egg...I dreamed /got/ was old."

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>soldiers
I think the primary concern was the smoldering bodies of children, my dude

>deluded bookfags desperately trying to pretend this isn't the real ending

FUCK OFF

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>Multiple main characters outright omitted from the show
>There literally isn't even a Night King in the books
it will barely be similar

Very good Lord Snow
>Should have taken my offer though

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Bingo.

>Does anyone have the meme of everyone voting for bran instead of Gendry?

The lords kinda forgot Gendry was the rightful king in that scene

>look down south and cities are being razed, people are being killed, and some crazy albino bitch on a dragon is destroying the kingdom they sacrificed so much to protect
North doesn't give a flying fuck about the South. Most of them have never even been there and have no reason to care as it mostly doesn't affect them until faggots send their problems that way or directly go after them. That's not Scouring. South isn't their home or the thing they care about. That's like the Hobbits going to Moria and being like oh, it's still shit, oh no.

keep telling yourself that bookfags

Maario naharis

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>There literally isn't even a Night King in the books

Excataly, he exists for Kit Harrington to stare at in the show.

basically this. Aegon will be remembered as a hero, and they will hate Dany for killing him.

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>Jon's smile at ghost is more heartfelt and genuine than any of his interactions with Dany after episode 2
What did D&D mean by this?

Cersei is dying in TWoW, same with Jaime.

>a guy who just watched the show thinks he is more familiar with the story than people who both watched the show and read the books
Literally nobody is taking you seriously

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Based

I never said he wasn't important. I just said he was filler. Meaning: he could've been removed along with Quentyn Martell and several other mid-story characters. I have no doubt fAegon, Lady Stoneheart, and several others will do important things. They have a purpose. I just (a) don't think they're part of the endgame and (b) I think they could have been removed from the story if GRRM had accepted his original plan of skipping-ahead five years.

I have no doubt that was part of it. I'm sure throwing-in new characters gave him something to write about. I just think it's a waste of our time.

Qt Aegon

EGG

MFW you will never take Cersis ships and become a pirate

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Gurm literally told D&D how it would end and gave them the blueprint for it, but carry on deluding yoursellf if you want

Danny joked about jonny being short at the start of the season, like a dagger. That's the foreshadowing, ain't it witty

So by the time Dany is in a position to torch the place, the Grayscale infection will be readily apparent. Sounds fine to me.

EGG

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Glad you could make it, Tyrion.

Alys Karstark has the biggest forehead in Westeros

The five year skip was never going to work, and George said he himself was an idiot for thinking it ever would. There were like 2 characters for whom a training time-skip would work but every other plot-line was not going to sit around twiddling their thumbs for five years while that happened. Also, I fucking hate the argument that anything that doesn't contribute to the endgame directly is filler. At that point, you might as well just fucking remove it all. The story isn't all about the ending, and there's a lot to be said in ASOIAF that has meaning to the reader that doesn't necessarily influence the story in the end. For a story as long and as character focused and world-building heavy as ASOIAF it makes zero sense to even contemplate editing things out because of plot-significance.

worng, both of them are cute as fuck tho

How is Jaime getting out of being captured by Cat and her band of bandits?

brienne

The North only bent the knee to Aegon the Conqueror because he flew up there on a dragon to make them part of his kingdom. There’s nothing stopping Dany from pulling up as soon as the Others are defeated and demanding fealty from the already-weakened North.
>That's like the Hobbits going to Moria and being like oh, it's still shit, oh no.
lmao

What did Brian say to save herself, Pod, and Hyle?

Sword

god when is TWOW coming out, I want to see what happens so bad

it’s gonna be fucking joncon man. just kys so you don’t give everyone in westeros your magic aids, jesus christ

he got purty eyes

Probably Some people think Cat will tell him he has to kill Cersei but that sounds goofy.

>god when is TWOW coming out, I want to see what happens so bad
user...

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next year, or never. grrm says he’ll have it by summer of 2020 but also he is a liar and a fraud who should not be trusted

>I fucking hate the argument that anything that doesn't contribute to the endgame directly is filler
>I really hate that the short story and the novella is a superior form of written storytelling to the novel
>It really grinds my gears that fantasy authors who churn out fucking doorstoppers are looked-down upon by authors who write smaller books, less frequently
>How could they possibly get off on thinking that brevity is the soul of wit?
I know, user. The fantasy authors literally give you more book for your book-buying dollar. Takes a lot of nerve to ree about >muh filler. I know.

why bother, TWOW is just going to end on more cliffhangers, and those ones will never be resolved because there is zero chance george will live long enough to finish ADOS

>There’s nothing stopping Dany from pulling up as soon as the Others are defeated and demanding fealty from the already-weakened North.
Yeah, which is just the South coming their way to bring their problems to them. Not a Scouring where they were away, someone got into their home, fucked shit up, changed their people and when they came back they have to take it down. South doesn't care about the North, North doesn't care about the south, no one even really considers themselves to be one people across the seven kingdoms.

>world-building heavy as ASOIAF
Tax policy aside, GRRM worldbuilding is a shit. He made his world map out of rectangles.

George is fine at world-building, great even. He's not good at map-making, but that's a very different area of expertise.

>GRRM worldbuilding is a shit.

>tens of thousands of years go back
>technology is the same as it's been

literally every fantasy series ever has this problem
>4th age of middle earth
>technology is the exact same as when the elves first awoke

The show said to be under the working title The Long Night and based on GRRMs lore about the Children is going to focus on African Americans in Valeria for some reason.

hol up wut u talkin bout for some reason white boi. we *clap* wuz *clap* valerians *clap*

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